/biz/ - Business & Finance

>HR head and Accounting Chief

and nothing of value was lost.

>>10986369

fp always bp

This nigga didn’t even inhale lmfao what’s the fuss

>>10986369
>>10986369
Exactly. Those people do fuck all anyway


The fact he stayed for a month and THEN resigned because of public image .. Yeah, no.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969

He asked for it. This is the moment he set his demise.

post yfw Elon Musk smoking weed on Joe Rogan's podcast and the resultant stock dump is the first domino that finally sets off the great crash

>>10986545
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969
this. the fact this isnt talked about more is crazy. literally everything, after that tweet happened, went to shit
i even remember the day he made that tweet, we had a tonne of threads on /biz/ saying that his career is going to be ruined and now look...

>>10986333
the company IS Elon, doesn't matter if his wage slaves resign. There are 1000 other people who would gladly take their jobs.

>>10986522
The one resigned on like Tuesday. I think most of this has nothing to do with the weed-rogan thing.

>>10986333
false, dude
they resigned days before the podcast

what was musk thinking getting into JOE ROGAN degenerate podcast show?

>>10986564
>post yfw Elon Musk smoking weed on Joe Rogan's podcast and the resultant stock dump is the first domino that finally sets off the great crash

>HR head
>offended
Good to know that the sky is still blue.

His message on AI is actually super intriguing. Life, particularly technological advancement, is speeding up at an incredible rate. 2008 was just ten years ago and we basically wouldn't even be able to recognize that world anymore.

On an unrelated note, it really makes me confident that BTC is going to blow up HUGE in the coming decade. This is our chunk of the future, boys.

>>10986522
>take a puff in public
>lose credibility in the eyes of weed blue pilled people
>don't inhale
>lose credibility in the eyes of weed red pilled people

>>10988450
>2008 was just ten years ago and we basically wouldn't even be able to recognize that world anymore.
Yeah back then i spent all my time dicking around on the internet with my smartphone and laptop

>>10988450
>2008 was just ten years ago and we basically wouldn't even be able to recognize that world anymore.
Horsehshit

The world changed a lot more between 1939 and 1949

Or between 1959 and 1969

The world has barely changed since 2008 by comparison

>>10986333
DUDE STOCK PRICES LOL

>>10988455
Fucking kek. Whites bitch about anything

I don't get it. The US is the most drug addled, opiate addicted country on Earth and people are losing their shit over a guy smoking a joint on a podcast.

>>10988450
what exactly has changed in the last 10 years? We got a new generation of consoles? Tablets are now more of a thing? Jack shit has happened in the last ten years.

>>10988450
I disagree with him. I'm 32 and feel like technology has really slowed, as far as it affects me. Things seemed to advance a lot faster when I was a kid. Now more STUFF comes out faster, but the improvements are extremely slight.

>>10988520
A lot of people aren't, the majority of the stock pricing falling was because the C-suites left and that was before the podcast. That said, if you are the head at a public company, it's pretty dumb to smoke weed on a fucking podcast. He's in some kind of manchild 420blazeitbrah stage because he's fucking some pop singer that is obviously rubbing off on him in the wrong ways.

>>10988520
(((Conservatives)))

>>10988520
It's more like his behavior was getting more and more and more bizarre and people wanted him to confirm he was not losing his mind or using too many drugs so to help his investors in his $50 billion dollar company out Elon went on TV and smoked drugs to assure them of his integrity and leadership

>>10988450
>2008 was just ten years ago and we basically wouldn't even be able to recognize that world anymore

Don't agree with this. Go watch The Soprano's, it's a really good snapshot of the mid to late 2000's. Although the world in the show seems quaint and dated, it's by no means unrecognizable. Technology exists in the show, but it's just much more in the background.

The more technology becomes accessible, the quicker the world will become unrecognizable. Imagine poor people with smart devices, and devices on every street corner/every shop/etc. The main thing holding us back from entering a super technological future is how expensive everything is. An iPhone is $1k, that's still a lot of money. People can't afford technology.

>>10988584
You don't have to buy an iPhone you know. A Moto G from 2014 costs about $80 and most people couldn't tell the difference.

Yep. People are abandoning ship. I thought so. You can't fucking blaze it yolo swag on a live interview and expect no backlash.

>people losing their shit over an athlete who got a job opportunity after speaking out against racism
>people losing their shit over a richfag puffing on cess and sipping the henny

What next? People gonna lose their shit this Christmas when Joseph won't be replaced in the nativity scene with a woman in order to support the gay agenda?

>>10986591
>career
Career? Are you joking? We're talking about a self-made billionaire. Such trivial things are not of any concern to people like Elon. His public image though, yeah, (((they))) are doing everything in their power to ruin it. And it works, since even plebbit, once Elon's biggest fanbase, is hating on him now. How easy it is to manipulate people.

>>10988535
Guess where you sit on that curve.

>>10986369
this. the spots have already been filled in a matter of second

Big Brain buy signal

You guys are literally all fucking idiots.
Hes literally lowering the stock prices intentionally, so that when he takes Tesla private it costs him less. Think about it morons.

>>10986333
Elon Musk is a complete fraud.

>>10988450
im still using 2008 parts in my gaming PC, get rekt

>>10986333
holy shit this podcast now I understand why there are so many people shoveling money at elon all the god damn time

>>10986564
>mfw Elon does anything in general

2x when he smokes weed in public even if he didn't inhale. That means he supports the cause even if he doesn't personally partake. Fuck it, that's more of a 3x in my book

>He chews the ice WHILE he's drinking the whiskey
Is Elon actually a cyborg?

>>10986545
I absolutely love that Twitter thread, holy shit. It is actually the PERFECT exposé of the current media and why nobody trusts them.

1. Some journalist brings up an article that was written by an "untrustworthy source" and claims Elon is bad for liking the article (character assassination)
2. Elon defends his stance, states that in the current climate, people don't trust the media
3. Journalist continues his high-horse stance: "Just come to our newsroom, pleb, and see how things are done, you just don't get it"
4. Elon states he's been to many newsrooms, that's not the problem, the problem is the media is currently not trusted
5. Another """""journalist""" butts in and says, "Isn't it in the best interest of powerful people to tear the media down"
6. Elon says "Who do you think owns the media?" and is obviously implying that powerful people own the media
7. THE MEDIA AND JOURNALISTS IMMEDIATELY TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, ATTEMPT TO MAKE A STORY OUT OF A NON-TRUTH, IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPT TO CHARACTER ASSASSINATE ELON FOR AN OUT OF CONTEXT TWEET, etc.
8. Thus proving Elon's point, the EXACT reasons people don't trust the fucking media in the first place.

These fucking idiots just proved exactly why it's so hard to trust the media now. They're held to no standard and they have no integrity. I'm saying this for all media, not just lib/dem media. No """""journalist"""""" in the online age is held to any standards whatsoever, besides maybe they can't be sexist or racist. Facts literally don't matter anymore.

>>10988538
Technology litteraly peaked.
>iPhone 4 = iPhone X, nothing innovative except the pricing
>Teslas are ressource wasting cars
>Cold fusion is still a meme
>Space development... NASA, SpaceX, russia and whatever are still only able to burn more and more ressources and money
>VR and AR already peaked in tech progress after few years
>Nanobiotechnology and AI are left to go

>>10988942
That's all well and good but I think the debt load of Tesla and Elon's rampant drug use is the main issue these days. Not the meanies in the "media"

>>10988959
You are right really. The iPhone and shit being all screens was pretty wild when that happened, but yeah nothing since. Computers are faster but, basically the same. Electric cars were developed then anyways, but the Germans didn't think a resource wasting car was a good market.

Medical hasn't had much advancements

The space stuff is interesting, but I kinda doubt Mars is going to be in our lifetime considering we can't even get someone back to the moon.

>>10988983
He sure seemed pretty novice holding that spliff.

>>10988983
>That's all well and good but I think the debt load of Tesla and Elon's rampant drug use is the main issue these days. Not the meanies in the "media"
Isn't it really the fault of the jews and the media though that we can see elon's videos and tweets?

>>10986369
fuccbois anyway

>>10989020
>He sure seemed pretty novice holding that spliff.
That's literally the bad part, he just fucking started smoking weed at 46. He has no idea how to handle it, grimes said so. He's at home making 420 jokes with Tesla's stock prices calling people child rapists on twitter and claiming to work 140 hours per week while on vacation with his druggy gf

>>10989070
>grimes said so
On some social media thing?

>>10989127
>On some social media thing?
Using a computer.

do you know how computer things work?

>>10989186
I meant did she say that on twitter or whatever?

>>10989127
>On some social media thing?

Elon goes out of his way to fuck a drug using pop star young enough to be his daughter
tells everyone who will listen about it
has pics taken
she smokes weed as always
Elon goes on TV, drinks and smokes weed on TV
>hey grimes said Elon is new to smoking weed

OH I BET YOU HEARD THAT ON 'SOCIAL MEDIA' LOL MUST BE A LIE

right

>>10986333
>HR

Good riddance

>>10989217
From what I can Google, Grimes seems to say she doesn't smoke much weed.

>>10989266
lots of drug users say things like that

I am sure her bf Elon Musk who has just for the first time in his life gone off the fucking rails and started calling people child rapists and smoking weed on TV does not smoke much weed either.

>>10986333
SHIEEEEEEET

>>10989280
True, drug users do tend to do that - but not celeb ones where that literally gives them extra street cred.

He sure doesn't seem like it by how he handles that spliff. Seems kinda unnatural with it.

>>10986333
Hi Rabbi!

>>10986333

>>10989303
>He sure doesn't seem like it by how he handles that spliff. Seems kinda unnatural with it.
That's literally the bad part, he just fucking started smoking weed at 46. He has no idea how to handle it, grimes said so. He's at home making 420 jokes with Tesla's stock prices calling people child rapists on twitter and claiming to work 140 hours per week while on vacation with his druggy gf

COA resigned on Tuesday
Elon agreed to podcast on Wednesday

the OP is a fucking brainlet

>>10989355
>grimes said so
On some social media thing?

It's very interesting how almost everyone's perception of reality is completely wrong. People who listen to the podcast and read news articles will still not know what is real.

1. The COA resigned on Tuesday. The public announcement was Friday.
2. Elon Musk agreed to podcast on Wednesday, aka knowing the morning after podcast the news of COA resignation would hit.
3. The guy he called a pedo was not a cave diver. He was a local familiar with the caves who asked britian cave diver experts to come help. He was not an actual cave diver involved in the operation.

Every single journalist called him a "cave diver hero". Every single journalist is writing the COA resigned due to the weed lmao.

The basic logical ordering of events and processing of reality is not even accurate in most of you.

>>10989355
>believing azealia banks
Whatever really happened went through about 10 distortions before being output by her

>>10989390
>On some social media thing?
Pencil and paper in a letter to her grandmother

>>10989425
Apparently she sat for three days in Elon Musks house waiting for them.

>>10986333

>stock manipulation
>illegal dug use

LOCK HIM UP!

>>10988716
Bulltrap

>>10989449
I know this.. she basically only saw them for about 10 seconds. He was in San fran/las vegas/denver that entire time and not in LA. She basically made up everything.

>>10989425
>>believing azealia banks
>Whatever really happened went through about 10 distortions before being output by her
She went to his house and stayed for 2 days, she said he cried a lot and begged the saudis for money over the phone and was unstable. Everyone called her a crazy bitch.

Given the fact that the previous week Elon had cried in an interview, tweeted about begging the saudis for money and then (this week) smoked weed on TV....

I would say that would be like Banks spending the weekend with Hulk Hogan at his house, and then coming out and saying "I saw him lift weights and he ate a hamburger"

and everyone calling her a lying crazy bitch

>>10989480
>I would say that would be like Banks spending the weekend with Hulk Hogan at his house, and then coming out and saying "I saw him lift weights and he ate a hamburger"
KEK

I honestly laughed out loud anon, thank you.

>>10986369
>a woman and a kike resign
I’m feeling quite bullish on Tesla

>>10986333
Mfw he's actually our guy

>>10989472
Well that and I doubt he let her into the house while they weren't there. Be probably has all kinds of security too.

Doesn't Elon already have a come habit? Most CEOs do. It's literally the only way too keep up that level of work ethic.

>>10989514
>come

>>10989514
wat?

>>10989514
Oh coke. That took me a minute. Probably not. Plus he'd use adderall before that.

>>10989514
>Come habit
Fuckin' auto correct. *Coke.

>>10989514
>come habit
Damn, I knew pic related was a documentary.

>>10989480
you can literally check his schedule online

He was not in LA at any of the times she was in LA except for about 10 minutes.

She posted the day before she made up the story that they had not been home and she was alone.

>>10989619
there is nothing she said he did that we don't know for a fact he does, so who cares

>>10988450
2001: A Space Odyssey was a movie filmed in 1968 and it looks more sophisticated than the average movies we have today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_e9y-bka0 (trailer)

>>10989742
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR_e9y-bka0 [Embed] (trailer)
got to admit that looks pretty fucking good

aside from the lighting, the average person has a better camera and editing equipment than what that film crew had on his/her phone/laptop

people are lazy

>>10988508
bad b8

>>10988477
good taste
good points
good dubs

>>10986333
>smokes weed on podcast
>tsla takes a hit
>wants to take company private @ $420 a share
> w e e d

>>10986522

>1. he drug test his employees.

>2. he take's on black projects from the government

>3. He is still the fuckiing CEO (for now)


>/biz/ somehow thinks this is good for business.

Wait till he loses his government clients.

I've been waiting to buy TSLA for a while now.
If it falls ~10% I'm in for 10 shares.

Here's the bigger question. Do I invest in Tesla now or not?

>>10989793
>what that film crew had on his/her
>his/her

Stop being a fag, you know it was only men

>>10986369
this dumb rostie blew her ticket to mars

>>10990131
wnb/10

>>10988450
>btc finally 1 mil
>world ruled by AI so it doesn't matter

wow a fraud lying POS Iron Man went on a roided up stoner conspiracy psyop podcast and you guys are discussing its merits. They are both scum and deserve everything that awaits them

>>10990131
Looks like a tranny.

>>10990029
Maybe if you are a day trader and know what you are doing, but, if you want to just be a safe investor you should slowly get into some ETFs over time.

>>10988942
I'll be happy when people realize that swinging to InfoWars or Fox isn't rebelling against "the media", it's just buying into someone else's scam.

>>10986333
Conventment $5 EOY

>>10988726
That's bullshit, but I'll believe it.

>>10990257
How do you rebel against the media then? Get all your news from cspan?

is the funding secured?

>>10990300
Nice

https://vprzrs.com/conventment-review-taking-advantage-of-the-legal-cannabis-industrys-growth/

I’m in.

>>10988726
This

>>10990331

>>10986333
>Elon takes a hit
>so does Tesla
You can't make this shit up.

>>10990322
Get rid of your cable package, don't go on news sites. Easy.
You know what's fucking crazy? Pre 1980's, people didn't always pay attention to the news. Now we have a goddamn 24 hour news cycle that stops for no man, and is in crisis mode all the time. Either Trump is about to destroy the planet for the Russians or the Globalists are trying to perform blood rituals to turn you into a tranny.
The most lucid sources of information I ever found were people who had very particular interests. Because they care about the actual topic. If any source of information is obviously trying to sell you something, then don't pay attention to it.
If something interests you, research it. But you don't NEED to know what's happening all the time. We're going to end up with a generation of old boomers and adult millennials with GAD because they can't unplug from their 24 hour panic machine of choice, and are constantly hopped up on anxiety.

>>10986522
Knowing Joe, he probably filled that fucking joint with absolutely everything just to get Elon as high as fuck with 1 puff

>>10990300
>>10990331

>>10990471
Ya just so he can get sued . This is retarded

>>10990450
Probably a bad idea to be completely uninformed. It's a tough balance.

>>10990300
Genius
>>10990331
This is why I like /biz/ from time to time

>>10990499
Sued for what? He wasn't at work when he was on Joe's podcast

>>10988584
>The main thing holding us back from entering a super technological future is how expensive everything is.

And shitskins, can’t forget that.

>>10990520
>completely uninformed.
You don't need to be completely uninformed. Just find the things that interest you, and focus on those.

>>10989020
>but I kinda doubt Mars is going to be in our lifetime considering we can't even get someone back to the moon.

can't? of course we can, we just don't because we've already been there 6 fucking times. why would you waste more resources going back to the moon when the goal is to move on to interplanetary colonization

>>10990683
>he goal is to move on to interplanetary colonization
is it

What would we gain by spending a trillion dollars for a 50 person out post on mars

>>10988477
Hey there

>>10990693
>What would we gain by spending a trillion dollars for a 50 person out post that will become the building blocks that will ensure the long-term survival of our species while pioneering new technologies and skills to become a fully space-faring civilization

you can stay here.

>>10990798
kek

>>10990798
It's like going to the moon though anon, yes it was fine for the USA to go to the moon as a pioneering thing and a fuck you to the russians, but where was the profit, directly?

How,

Is Elon Musk, and SpaceX going to make money sending 50 faggots and 2 tons of water each to Mars?

Hottest reaction pic this fall

>>10986545
>Exactly. Those people do fuck all anyway
Sounds like a comfy job ngl

>>10988508
As a white person, I agree; thanks for the laugh.

>>10988450
>2008 was just ten years ago and we basically wouldn't even be able to recognize that world anymore.

technologically im really not sure what significant advancements have been made if any at all

>>10989574
kek, this is immediately what i thought of when i read that

>>10986333

Fucking tired of the morality police having to weigh in on everything. Good on you Elon, shoot some fucking smack if you want, make a good car and I'll still throw money at you.

Cucked media and leftists forget that all the true innovators were complete degenerates.

>>10990131
disgusting

>>10990331
LOOKS SEXY

>>10991114
>technologically im really not sure what significant advancements have been made if any at all
using a 2008 MacBook pro 15 right now senpai

>>10990998
>Is Elon Musk, and SpaceX going to make money sending 50 faggots and 2 tons of water each to Mars?

He's not trying to profit off of colonizing mars in the immediate future, he's trying to use profits from commercial launches now to invest in future projects that he believes will further humanity.

However once they have 50+ ppl on mars he will be running the only company that has the ability to send more people and supplies to the colony, and no one (especially the government) will simply let the mars colony perish. And boom, guaranteed government subsidies if anything ever goes wrong for spacex.

>>10990998

Christopher Columbus had to enslave a few islands worth of Indians to make his trip a worthwhile investment. People hundreds of years later were able to make much greater and more tangible profits on the same trip, thanks to the discovery.

You seem to have this idea that spending X amount of money would be as if we were sending that money to Mars in a special box where it would be removed from the global financial system forever. Any money spent on space exploration is just shuffled around in the economy as it already is. To a detirminable end in fact. Arguing for the conservation of shitty, state backed currencies when you're talking about something as monumental as ape people leaving their home planet is pretty lowbrow.

>>10991442
when people see "sticking it to the russians" as a more worthwhile expenditure of funds than leaving the planet you know we're still more ape than man

>>10986369
When your CAO quits literally a month after taking the job, that means the books were so fucking cooked that he needed to GTFO before he actually found evidence of a crime, and then would be forced to become part of defrauding shareholders or a whistleblower.

>>10986333
thanks, just longed TSLA

jesus fuck, hes ok dude, not perfect but has accomplished tons and I really admire him.

People seem so shocked all the time hes human and not a super hero, and I think hes sick of it, and did this little stunt to drive the point home.

>>10990757
Kek, you're fucking silly.

>>10986333

to me its like people freaking out that he had a sip of beer on a podcast. It's weed, big fucking deal.

>>10988520
>A CEO sending missiles into space didnt hesitate to try drugs
Yea actually it's a problem. It's the same reason you dont want a pilot or driver stoned. He is responsible for billions of dollars of equipment and safety people expect him issuing sound judgment which is clear he isnt.

>>10991442
OK but you don't get what I am saying. If the USA decides to spend tax money to send 50 people to live on Mars because future of humanity, fine.

WHO IS GOING TO GIVE MUSK $1,000,000,000,000 TO THAT WITH A PRIVATE COMANY WITH NO RETURN

>>10991283
>However once they have 50+ ppl on mars he will be running the only company that has the ability to send more people and supplies to the colony, and no one (especially the government) will simply let the mars colony perish.
so the literal point is to send 50 idiots to mars and then leverage "muh feels" about letting them die due to their own stupidity into sending more supplies for no reason

got it

>>10988411
I remember highschool. Lol i literally used to call my friends degenerates for smoking pot too. Let yourself get into the real world kid, when you’re 16 go get a job at some fast food joint and work your ass off. I think you’ll start to see why people have vices real quick.

>>10988520
Because people in this country have awful drug education. We have the abstinence only sex ed motto towards drugs in schools too. A lot of people think pot is a loooot more impairing than it actually is and the federal government does everything it can to boost those sentiments

>>10989355
Oh nooo! He smoked a pot! A drug which you literally sober up from within the day is totally gonna destroy his ability to work just because he has low tolerance!

If anything its a GOOD thing he JUST started smoking. His brain is fully developed. Its not gonna make him retarded like a 14 year old chugging down 3 blunts a day.

No sweat broskies I'm chiefin' enough for the rest of us

>>10993040
It's part of a pattern of behavior.

It's legal to assfuck teenagers. It's legal to cut your own foot off with a hacksaw. But if you had your money invested with a CEO you thought might be mentally slipping, him doing that on camera during an interview in the middle of the day might make you feel like selling

sorry if this is complicated

>>10990174
>.t 40 year old trucker who’s “never used drugs” while smoking a pack a day and downing a miller lite

>>10986545
>This will be the end of Elon says increasingly nervous cum guzzling faggot

>>10993064
it was a late-night Joe Rogan show, basically it was the exact opposite of a daytime TV interview. People go on that show and get fucked up and tell personal stories and talk about crazy shit. That's the selling point.

the fallout of all this just makes me feel naive for being mostly just disappointed last night that they never really got into anything crazy. I was thinking we had a chance to see Elon get tipsy and go off on subjects he's into.

>>10993224
bro his investors sold off

sorry if you don't like it, call them and tell them how his months of grimes fucking and and calling people child rapists for saving soccer players and smoking drugs on TV is wonderful and how they are all squares and should trust his wise leaderships with their billions of dollars