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10989029 No.10989029 [Reply] [Original]

This ugly piece of shit is Elon Musk 18 years ago.
Now he's a billionaire that used to exclusively fuck movie stars and models.

Here are some facts about Elon Musk you might not read in the news:

> He's ugly and fat, eats shit food, and doesn't exercise
> He has had tens of millions of dollars in cosmetic surgery
> He doesn't actually do any of the meaningful work
> He works his employees like slaves
> His best employees keep leaving when they realize his promises are impossible
> All his businesses lose BILLIONS of dollars EVERY QUARTER
> His business plans have NO PATH TO PROFITABILITY

This guy has lost more money than you will make in 100 lifetimes, but he is worshiped worldwide as a God. Why?

Because he is the world's biggest fraud and the world's best con man.

Silicon Valley hates him because they see right through the headlines and realize he is full of shit.

> The jig is up.

His latest attempt to pump Tesla stock failed, and shares are plummeting. His ridiculous interview on Joe Rogan will distance him from investors and any chance to recapitalize. Tesla will fail their next investment round and go into bankruptcy.

Now you know why this piece of trash is fucking a skank like Grimes.

>> No.10989035

>>10989029
Dude weed lmao

>> No.10989051

haha yes!!!

>> No.10989094

>>10989029
How many of these threads are you going to make OP?

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>>10989029
You do realise that Elon is not a chink and therefore cannot be a scammer right?

>> No.10989133

>>10989029
The Russian trolls really go hard on the Musk black PR campaign.

>> No.10989164

Fun fact: Elon Musk doesn't give a shit about his company, all he wants is to save this planet. He does this by mass producing batteries and selling them cheap which forces others to make cheap batteries and improve their models. Don't invest in tesla, invest in their competitors, they will get better and better to stay afloat.

>> No.10989165

>>10989029
Lol imagine caring about Musk this much

>> No.10989168

Elon is all right. I would have wished this had gone better. TSLA will still be top stock in a couple of years. Just like BTC TSLA was overvalued. All musk has to do is fly a couple spacex missions and he will have his funding.

>> No.10989200

>>10989029


He's due for public humiliation and having all of his money and resources taken from him. He's a fraud, and a parasite.

>> No.10989207

>>10989029
you sound jealous. why waste so much energy hating on someone who is more successful than you will ever be?

>> No.10989208

>>10989133
>>10989165
What kind of a deluded fucking idiot would post a thread like this.
Even if it was all true.
What is the benefit to OP in having this thread exist?

>> No.10989213

>>10989029
maybe you should spend more time on /r/futurology and educate yourself before slandering elon

>> No.10989223

Conservatives bitching and complaining AGAIN. What's new?

>> No.10989234

>>10989029
>>10989051
>>10989200
Samefagging this hard

>> No.10989240

>>10989029
Imagine coping so hard that another man is rich and fucking singers and models

>> No.10989369

Yeah I fail to see how he amassed such a great fortune but props regardless, gives a master ruser like me some hope

>> No.10989504

>>10989029
god, i wish that were me

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>>10989029
the apex of forum sliding using lq bait


newfrens should take this opportunity to read about terms such as

>forum sliding

...and also learn about Musk's favorite new book called

>Merchants of Doubt

and there's a movie too

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10989565

What's you point.

"Losing money"
Capital is a spook. A big one. The acitivity of stock trading for the sake of taking money from other traders is more of a waste of human potential does more harm to humanity than failed sciece experiements spearheaded by a ugly loon. Why do you complain in the first place?