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>> No.10983713

dank

>> No.10983716

Hes our guy.

>> No.10983725

Absoultely based

Just bought 100k shares

>> No.10983729

cringe and bluepilled

>> No.10983735
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>> No.10983746

$420 confirmed

>> No.10983750

>>10983699
/ourguy/

>> No.10983754

wonder how long before he kills himself

>> No.10983755

#DUMPIT

>> No.10983758

>>10983699
is this real?

>> No.10983766

joes gonna dose him with dmt soon

>> No.10983772

$420

C O N F I R M E D

>> No.10983775
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>>10983699
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.10983779
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>>10983758
This is incredibly real

>> No.10983800
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>>10983779
Wow
Props to Joe for getting Elon relaxed enough to smoke with him. That's a quality entertainer.

>> No.10983804

>>10983699
based

>> No.10983816

>>10983699
literal godshit, rick and morty reddit autist

>> No.10983829
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>>10983779

>> No.10983833

>>10983800
I completely lost all respect for Rogan a few days ago. And now I just regained it. He just got the CEO of a large public company to smoke weed with him on a live stream. What the fuck hahaha I love this timeline

>> No.10983838
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>>10983699
he wants to stop talking about himself so bad but joe keeps prodding. tasty cringe

>> No.10983840

short TSLA

>> No.10983843

>>10983779
nice twitch emote

>> No.10983848

i feel like im listening to same questions over and over again

>> No.10983866

>>10983848
probably because joe is ripped and keeps asking the same question over and over lol

>> No.10983887

>>10983779

Jesus Christ, all in on Tesla.

>> No.10983893

Short Tesla at market open. No fucking way this doesn't cause a sell off.

>> No.10983915

Free advertising

>> No.10983938

>>10983833

that's the thing though. this is a timeline, and not the main one. the main timeline was destroyed awhile ago.

>> No.10983946

really gives you insight to how much it sucks to be someone like Elon

he won't get a wink of sleep tonight worried about the consequences of taking a hit

>> No.10983977

>>10983938
And there's no way of knowing what I missed out on in the main timeline. And so it goes

>> No.10983978

>>10983946
Elon has bigger problems to worry about. He can't shut off his brain ever. Imagine constantly having great ideas and you know if you put it into production it could help society. Then you gotta worry about all the assholes trying to sue you because you're a billionaire over frivolous shit like walking in front of a moving vehicle

>> No.10983982

>>10983938
Sounds like the plot of that Andrew Hussie webcomic with all the candy corn horned kids that spawned a massive cosplaying fanbase.

>> No.10983991

>>10983946
he'll go to sleep drunk and stoned you mong

>> No.10984009

>>10983938
I do know that in the other timeline we had the Bernstein Bears

>> No.10984032

>>10983699
The most based CEO moment in human history. Fucking damn it is impossible to not love elon musk. What a fucking absolute hero for humanity's greatest aspects even the dark ones.

>> No.10984039

surprised he didn't mention his chainlink involvement, watched the entire show hoping for a mention about blockchain, fuck rogan for being a boring 'psychonaut'

>> No.10984077

>>10983699

SELL!!

>> No.10984081

SHORTING TESLA RIGHT NOW
LITERALLY FREE MONEY

>> No.10984239

>>10983699
short TSLA long WEED

>> No.10984552

>>10983946
he already thought about it thoroughly before even agreeing to come on the show. right after tripling down on the submarine pedophile. he willing to face the consequences.

>> No.10984626

>>10983699
Only in the states is this a problem.
Guys, i dont know if you know, but most people use drugs.

>> No.10984647

>>10984626
How many CEOs have been using drugs publicly? Zero.

>> No.10984656

>>10983699
pussy didnt even inhale

>> No.10984660

>>10984647
how many CEOs use drugs in private?
Almost all of them.

>> No.10984667

>>10984626
What the fuck are you talking about.
1. It's a problem in almost all the countries in the world, where doing that on public will send you to jail
2. Only about 10% of the population is doing drugs on a regular basis

Don't confuse your fantasy with reality.

>> No.10984678

Based and redpilled

>> No.10984686

>>10984667
nr. 1, you are wrong. Not every country is as cucked as good old Murica
nr.2, depends what you define as "drugs". Is an alcoholic CEO better?

>> No.10984691

>>10983699
Didnt inhale.

>> No.10984701

DUDE WEED 420 LMFAO FUNDING SECURED

>> No.10984715

>>10984656
>>10984691
He hit it out of courtesy like a bro and u stupid dude weed zoomers are like "he didnt rip it like me!!". Fuck off.

>> No.10984718

the most overhyped and bluepilled faggot in the tech industry.

he also tweeted kind words for mccain:
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1033543361787977728

>> No.10984724

>>10984667
It's only a problem in nanny states where people abuse it. A good example is the UK which is the only country where you get ID'd if you try to buy an energy drink because the stupid teens abuse it. For some reason, Anglos are a bunch of retarded inbreds who abuse drugs. In Netherlands, it's only seen as bad manner if you smoke weed in public but you won't go to jail or even get fined because the cops turn a blind eye unless you are literally carrying several kgs of it.

>> No.10984728

>>10984686
>nr. 1, you are wrong. Not every country is as cucked as good old Murica

You said it's a problem only in the states. I live in Europe, I can guarantee it's a huge issue here if a ceo is smoking weed in public, even in a country like the Netherlands, where weed is legal but stoner are viewed very badly.
Also beside the USA there are only a few countries to have legalized marijuana...

>> No.10984737

This is base reality.

Don't let anyone try to dissuade you from you agency.

>> No.10984746

>>10984724
Do you live in Europe? Because you either don't know what you're talking about or not telling the truth.
The attitude to weed is much less relaxed in Europe than in the US.
And it's even worse in Asia.
So yes the US is probably the only country where it is somewhat acceptable for a CEO to smoke weed on camera.

>> No.10984766

>>10984746
I live in Europe and I've smoked weed in Netherlands outside coffee houses. I had to research beforehand if I'd get in trouble for doing that. Here's an article which tells you countries where smoking weed is discriminalized: https://www.thrillist.com/vice/30-places-where-weed-is-legal-cities-and-countries-with-decriminalized-marijuana.. Many European countries have a relaxed stance to it. Smoking weed in public is bad manner at worst but it's unlikely you go to jail.

>> No.10984781

>>10984766
Same here.
And look at Europe. Look at Juncker! This guy is constantly drunk and nobody gives a fuck!

>> No.10984787

Fuck, this was not supposed to happen. This time line truly is the worst time line and we are going to pay for it

>> No.10984803

Laugh it up Elon. You’re about to get sued for millions by a diver and your car company is shit.

No one is going to go to space in a rocket built by a stuttering pothead.

Absolute career suicide

>> No.10984813

>>10984766
Smoking weed in public although basically tolerated is huge bad manners. Smoking it on TV and being proud of it like some edgy teen is just cringe American tier. This will go down like a lead balloon in China where weed is considered as bad as heroin. Tesla will probably be banned from the country.

>> No.10984827

>>10984766
>I live in Europe and I've smoked weed in Netherlands outside coffee houses
I was obviously not talking about that. Of course it's ok to smoke in public.
We are talking of a CEO smoking on camera...

>> No.10984854

>>10983746
i loled

>> No.10984891

>>10984626
>most people use drugs
Yes, in your trailer park they do.

>> No.10984955

>>10984667
you do know that nicotine and caffeine are scientifically considered psychoactive drugs, right?

>> No.10984981

>>10984955
He was obviously not talking about that, smart ass.
Or if he is, then the point that getting high on a regular basis is OK because people drink coffee is absolutely ridiculous.

>> No.10985002

>>10983938
What happend senpai and how can i make the most out of being in his one

>> No.10985038

>>10984981
just because theres a lot of idiots around, its no excuse for you to be an idiot. idgaf what that brainlet meant.
also, i never said that getting high on weed 24/7 is fine. just like i dont think that getting high nicotine or caffeine is fine either.
ill be honest, i smoke a joint once every few months, just like i get a cup of coffee once or twice a month or get drunk once a year. its called moderation.
what i cant stand is retards who think theyre morally superior because they blindly listen to mommy guberment and never smoke pot, but cant shut the fuck up about "coffee and cigarettes" and hows that the best combo in life.

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>>10984660

>> No.10985191

>>10985038
Imagine unironically comparing weed to coffee

>> No.10985274

>>10984803
Found the jidf pedo

>> No.10985283

>>10985274
Found the american stuttering pothead

>> No.10985382
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>>10983699
>Tesla board members & major stock holders

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>>10983699
link me your blog and we can discuss it there.


stupid nigger

>> No.10985407

joe should have put dmt in that joint and told him it was weed

>> No.10985438
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Elon is /ourguy/

>> No.10985469
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>it's real

How BASED can one man be.l

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>>10983699
Strong bull market indicator

>> No.10985496

What a fucking goof

Tesla wouldve smacked this cuck across his fat face with his giant Serb hands

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>>10983699
I will never take this racist seriously.

>> No.10985521

>>10984009
fuck off with this tired meme redditard

>> No.10985555

It is neither cool, nor scandalous, and he obviously only did it for novelty since he was on Rogan's podcast. He is not a pothead.

>> No.10985566

>>10985506
I wish life was interesting so things like this would be true.

>> No.10985587

>>10983978
>Imagine constantly having great ideas and you know if you put it into production it could help society. Then you gotta worry about all the assholes trying to sue you because you're a billionaire over frivolous shit like walking in front of a moving vehicle
like useless submarines lol

>> No.10985680

>>10983840
but people love weed stocks

>> No.10985703
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>>10985566
You think this is a motherfucking joke?

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>>10985587
>like useless submarines lol
how can elon musk ever recover?

>> No.10985823

>>10985722
CAN'T HUSK THE MUSK

>> No.10985846

Is this really newsworthy?
http://archive.is/AdNQg

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>> No.10985888

>>10983699
Did the CAO resign because of this?

>> No.10985893

>>10983699
rolex down

>> No.10985913

>>10983699
Weed is for faggot plebbitors with no ambitions. Cocaine is for /biz/ winners. Prove me wrong (you can't).

>> No.10985925
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>> No.10985933

got to have some bad news to correlate with some crashing stock or the sheep might wake up to the lack of causation

>> No.10985976

>everybody is telling me to keep my shit together because my nervous breakdown is affecting my public image and seriously threatening the financial well being of my companies
>I know, I'll smoke drugs and videotape it
Do you think he's self destructing on purpose because he can't take it anymore?

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>>10985976
>videotape

>> No.10986050

DUDE WEED LMAO. DUDE IM SO SMART PEOPLE DONT KNKW WHAT ITS LIKE FUCK ITS HARD BEING A GENIUS. DUDE LETS DIG A HOLE THATLL SOLVE LA TRAFFIC. DUDE LETS PUT VIDEO GAMES IN MY CAR. DUDE AI IS GONNA KILL US ALL I WARNED BUT THEY DIDNT LISTEN WHY CANT EVERYONE BE SMART LIKE ME

>> No.10986104

>>10983699
He didn't inhale

>> No.10986271

>>10984032
Retard he's a shabbos goy shill.

>> No.10986281
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>>10983938

>> No.10986283
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JUST

>> No.10986304

>>10986283
FUCK EVERYONE BY LOW

>> No.10986310
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what is that bounce?

>> No.10986341

Joe and elon are just public puppets

>> No.10986350

>>10986341
Who is the puppet master?

>> No.10986368

>>10986310
Millennials buying low as boomers dump because LOL WEED

>> No.10986378

go elon dump your stocks

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https://mashable.com/article/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-screenshots/#LRT.csuTpsq5

>> No.10986384

>>10983779
Badass, Elon is based n pilled

>> No.10986385

>>10984626
Lmao what

No, it's only not a problem in the states

The only other place I can think of where it's legal is the netherlands and it's not socially accepted at all like it is in california

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420 boys

Convertible debt no longer convertible at 253

>> No.10986424

>>10986350
me

>> No.10986425

>>10984626
Only in the states is this NOT a problem you fucking retard

>> No.10986439

why does biz like this pedo so much?

>> No.10986445
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>>10986350

>> No.10986456

>>10985925
Literally /ourguy/. Can totally relate to that. Can't stand when I have to spell everything out for brainlets.

>> No.10986509
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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.10986510

>>10986404
>Convertible debt no longer convertible at 253
what does that mean

>> No.10986520
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>>10986283

>> No.10986542

What the fuck is his end game bros

is this 5000D checkers?

>> No.10986547

>>10986310
zoomer dude weed lmao

>> No.10986577

>>10986510
Musk has loans of 900 million tied to the stock price

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>>10983699

>> No.10986600

>>10986577
well what does that mean, if the stock goes below there he goes bankrupt?

>> No.10986604

BANKWUPT

>> No.10986609

>>10986542
Everytime I get used to a new paradigm, shit gets weird and memey again. Not just Tesla but life in general. I'm just learning to expect everything and count on almost nothing.

>> No.10986643

>>10986600
Well he has to get money somewhere else then. But yes Tesla is close to going bankrupt because of debt issues, aside from Elon's own.

>> No.10986654

>>10983699
https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/7/17831204/tesla-accounting-hr-executives-resign
posted 1hr ago. Bet everyone now hates him because he took a puff of weed he never inhaled.

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>>10986643
>Well he has to get money somewhere else then. But yes Tesla is close to going bankrupt because of debt issues, aside from Elon's own.
what did elon mean by this?

>> No.10986661

>>10983746
Nice one

>> No.10986665

>>10983746
Funding Secured.

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>>10983699
THIS IS THE HOME PAGE OF CNBC.com
<------

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIBBA WE MADE IT.

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>>10983699
OH NO NO NO NO...

IT'S JUST A BLUNT, Y'ALL.

>> No.10986689

>>10986675
kek

I like how elon is says "It's legal" as if that makes it a good idea.

It's legal to pound vodka and shoot porn. It's not a good idea to do that during an interview if you are the CEO of a multibillion dollar company and your mental health has been in question for quite some time

>> No.10986708

>>10986689
Kek. He even got messages during the interview telling him how fucking stupid that was.

>> No.10986709

>>10986310
Short covering

>> No.10986717

Tesla also doubled down on calling submarine guy a pedo is probably being suited into oblivion. What will be Elon's lowest point? Will he wins up homeless?

>> No.10986718

>>10986675
>>10986684
there is literally nothing wrong with smoking weed

>> No.10986727

>>10985506
wtf

>> No.10986735

>>10986717
*sued
*wind
I hate cellphones

>> No.10986737

>>10985703
lol. I like how all of the outrage is not from the state of affairs of the real world, but at the fact that he pointed it out. Like, just knowing a basic fact about the world you live in automatically makes you a nazi. kek ((They)) have no self awareness whatsoever.

>> No.10986742

>>10986689
I don't think that's a real comparison. He also sipped some scotch or brandy or whatever it was. He litterly took 1 puff and didn't even inhale it over his lungs.

Everyone likes to lash out if you're at the top

>> No.10986743

Even ppl who are fine with this behavior would dump tsla stocks because they know everyone else will be dumping too

>> No.10986749

Time to buy?

>> No.10986759

>>10986742
if he had been stable the last 6 months it would not matter, but he has been making 420 jokes causing SEC investigations and lots of people have reason to believe he is on drugs

>> No.10986781

>>10986759
he overworks and takes sedatives

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GODDAMNIT ELON, I'm loosing all my money

>> No.10986802

>>10986749
Tesla isn't profitable and has a debt load of $10.5 B
I would pass.

>> No.10986808

>>10986609
Mich auch. Ironically, reality is now as confusing and surprising for a sober person as it would be for somebody smoking drugs.

>> No.10986845

>>10986781
>he overworks and takes sedatives
and makes drug jokes

and smokes drugs on TV

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Seriously why would a guy at the head of a publicly traded company do that?

>> No.10986882

>>10986856
Because the survival of TSLA depends on hyping up millenials

>> No.10986891

Does anyone have that cap of a long ass series of posts on the matrix

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>>10986882
But we all know Tesla is fucked when Porsche and Mercedes come out with their electric cars that actually have decent interiors and electronics this year.

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>>10983699
THIS IS REAL
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-09-07/elon-musk-smokes-pot-with-joe-rogan-tesla-s-not-laughing?cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=business

>> No.10986962

>>10983758
What if nothing is real?

>> No.10986978

>>10986905
More of a reason to fall into desperation I guess

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>>10983699
Friendly reminder that if you shorted at 380 and still had your position open, you would've made like 60x your money. Kek.

>> No.10987069

>>10986982
No u

>> No.10987073

>>10983699
No wonder he’s getting baked, the guy looks like he’s been tweaking on a shit ton of stimulants

>> No.10987094

>>10983758

Absolutely not. He didn't inhale it, because he know , Pot, alcool etc is a poison for free spirit

>> No.10987098

>>10983699
Yes

>> No.10987104

>>10987094
If I drink too much and smoke some weed it makes me sick. They are best on their own, for me anyways.

Of course I haven't smoked weed in like seven years since I'm a boomer now.

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weed is the secret

> bruce lee used it as paste to rub it on his anus

> hence his super powers

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he made me feel something last night i though i lost hope in humanity jiy

>> No.10987139

>>10987127
so the podcast was good?

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>>10987119

>> No.10987162

>>10983800
He didn’t inhale. Musk played this interview like another or stunt. I didn’t like the shit he was saying about privacy.i do want a Tesla now

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>TFW there are unironically zoomers who don't own TSLA and phys silver right now.

>> No.10987176

This was a diversion from their CAO resigning in under a month on the job. That's bullish actually, because retards will buy the stock thinking the sell off is about fElon smoking weed, when in reality this is entering Enron stage. Non frauds don't have chief accountants resign in under a month. The books are cooked at Tesla, but everyone talks about weed.

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>>10987162
>Musk played this interview like another or stunt.
what a genius, not like it cost his investors 3billion dollars or anything

he is playing us for fools!

He's not really mentally unhinged and calling heroes pedophiles, doing drugs and running his company into unrecoverable debt!

he's only pretending!

>> No.10987200

>>10986982
>single short
>60x

>price dropped by 6000%
>people actually believe this

>> No.10987207

>>10987179
I’m phonposting atm. I meant to say he’s treating it like any other high value interview. You guys notice how hard he dodged the” how do you have the time to do x question”3x? Shit was Calculated pr


It worked a little on me. I want a dam Tesla now

>> No.10987243

>>10986445
*teleports behind you and reads your eyes*
heh, nothing personnel, kid...

>> No.10987259

Not real just watched the YouTube video

>> No.10987321

>>10987207
>It worked a little on me. I want a dam Tesla now
why did him smoking drugs on tv make you want any specific car?

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>>10987200
>what is leverage

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>biz is full of druggie degenerates

>> No.10987405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0K6Cb1ZoG4

SHIIIIIIIT THE SINGULARITY IS CLOSE

>> No.10987439

>>10987321
Dumbo did you watch the whole interview. Do you thinks it bad to get performance increases with an updated?

>> No.10987469

I can only assume he is shorting the hell of his own company through a third party.

This is way too stupid, even for his retarded tier fanboys.

>> No.10987476

elon just needed to cause a dump for his mates to btfd then sell at 420

>> No.10987484

>>10985703
>taking tweet out of context to make it seem like he was talking about jews
jesus christ modern media is disgusting.

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>>10987439
>Do you thinks it bad to get performance increases with an updated?
Is this your first time using English?

>> No.10987515

>>10987469
4D insider trading to raise capital
GENIUS

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>doesn't even inhale

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>>10983938
>>10985002
This is the chaos timeline, things will start making less and less sense everyday. Things will just be at limbo while society just slowly turns into a more cohesive degenerate mass of fucked to shit adult children.

>> No.10987591

>>10987403
>degenerate gamblers turn out to have more degenerate habits
Color me surprised. It comes as no shock either there are so many trip and namefags here who have HIV too!

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>Activate the podcast.

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>>10987553

>> No.10987627

He's blatantly driving the price down into bankruptcy, with the intention of buying it back for $1 through a shell company which he "has no ties to" but will end up "consulting" for them. Just an easy way to wipe off hundreds of millions of dollars worth of debt.

The guy's a fucking crook.

>> No.10987635

>>10983699
>give crazy but ambitious man a shitton of money
>wait till burnout strikes and thing goes to shit
>move in government
>kickstart communism

>> No.10987639

>>10987503
icant wait!

>> No.10987641

>>10983699

This man is on a mission to bait as many people into shorting his company as possible.

>> No.10987655

>>10987603
had me a good giggle anon

>> No.10987661

>>10983938
The 5k eoy timeline is much better

>> No.10987685

>>10987503
Phoneposting atm. I don’t care enough to fix my autocorrect. Btw the way you responded with such a cheap shot I can tell your anus burned a little

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Imagine if he intentionally does this just so he can get the stock price down. Idiot boomers immediately think that a CEO smoking weed is going to going to affect Tesla's profits while they themselves are snorting cocaine

>> No.10987712

It's obvious he's tanking stock prices so he can finally afford to make it a private company again.

>> No.10987752

>>10987702
>not knowing cocaine, weed and alcohol together are the divine trinity of creation
there'd be no fucking pyramids without that combination

>> No.10987822

>>10986689
(((your)))) (((mental)))) (((health)))) (((has))) (((been)))) (((in)))) (((question)))) (((for)))) (((quite)))) (((some)))) (((time))))

they try it on everyone who they consider their enemy.

>> No.10987947

>>10985038
I bet you're a fag enabler too

>> No.10987965

>>10985913
This

>> No.10987998

>>10983699
I had high hopes. I wanted a real life Bond villain. Chaotic neutral. Turns out he is just some awkward, fragile ego’d computer who hit it big with PayPal and is now grasping for relevance and folding under the pressure he puts on his own autistic self.

>> No.10988017

>>10987998
computer nerd*

>> No.10988021

>>10987702
I don't think the weed thing helped, but Tesla was already going down this week. A bunch of C-suites resigned before the podcast.

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>>10983699
This is what middle age crisis looks like.

>> No.10988194

Based Elon. Utterly based.

Facebook. Twitter. Instagram. "Corporations".

Cybernetic collectives, absolutely. Look at the worms driving their shitboxes to work to plug in and allow their life force to be taken

"We are the biological bootloader for AI"

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>>10983699
*hits blunt*

>> No.10988258

“You can’t bexause of stock holders” “uhhmm ok why not”

Hahahahah Joe Rogan shit tested him and musk failed

Peer pressure or did they pre plan this

>> No.10988261

>>10984667

10%? Lmao..and Hillary will win by 99%.

>> No.10988288

>>10983754
My guess would be on the 25th of the month

>> No.10988294

>>10984715

That's a politician joke.

>i tried it once but didn't inhale

>> No.10988325

>>10986510
If the stock hits the convertible price or higher, the debt can be repaid with company shares

If the stock price is lower...the investor wont accept shares (because it means the company is shit). So tesla will have to cough up the cash instead

>> No.10988343

>>10983699
Buy put options

>> No.10988378

>>10983699
He will become a dictator on Mars.

>> No.10988380

>This is what middle age crisis looks like.

You don't know what you're talking about. The crisis doesn't occur in a day, its built block by block on top of a shitty foundation.

Listening to Musk talk, what you hear is a rock solid foundation.

>> No.10988388

>>10983938
you mean this is timeline that shouldn't happen. I would have never thought that Musk would have even heard of Joe Rogan let alone do a podcast together.
This is the timeline where link unironically moons to 1k.

>> No.10988393

Anyone notice how they dressed up for each other? It was like an awkward first date between two people mutually crushing hard.

>> No.10988522

>>10988393

You have no insight

>> No.10988571

>>10985506
>t.berg

>> No.10988577

>>10988388

Musk is a reminder that you could have been developing your mind your whole life but instead you were buying shitcoins instead of link and hot

>> No.10988609

>>10986283
>t.virgin media

>> No.10988736

>>10988388
The (((intellectual darkweb))) probably set it up to enhance their brand.

>> No.10988778

>>10987627
And that's why he was proud of only 2 American car companies not being bailed out.
him and Ford.

NO. Hes not trying to drive the price down. I just think he genuinely doesn't give a shit.

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>>10986845
I think Elon is a pretty cool guy. Eh smokes weed live and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.10988917

>>10983699
BUY
THE
DIP

>> No.10988927

>>10986905
And no super charging network to speak of.

>> No.10988955

>>10988393
Yeah I thought it was funny. Rogan wearing a button up a musk just trying be casual

>> No.10988976

>>10987702
god I wish that were me.

>> No.10989001

>>10986283
inb4 Musks elaborate plan do make all the nigger dump tesla and then he can buy it all up with a cheaper price.

>> No.10989060

>>10988393
Rogan dressed up because he knew he’s gonna get a ton of views and his chance to captivate future sponsors. Don’t be an idiot

>> No.10989081

musk is a living breathing meme, christ i dont envy his position

>> No.10989115

>>10986310
Elon buying his company back

>> No.10989141

>>10983699
I was expecting Joe to question him about stimulants and if he has used them in the past, fucking disappointing why would we need to know about weed?

>> No.10989219

>>10989141
Joe missed asking Alex Jones about Sandy Hook being fake.

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>>10989219

>> No.10989264

>>10987603
Kek

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>>10983699
>>10983713
>>10983716
>>10983725

>> No.10989288

>>10983699

Man he pulls off the most incredible meme faces.

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>>10988908

>> No.10989293

>>10985506
based and redpilled

>> No.10989313

>>10983699
BASED & REDPILLED

>> No.10989342

>>10983699

It's a smart move. It's legal but he knows the stocks will fall temporarily. This gives him the chance to buying it for cheap.

>> No.10989363

>Model 3 production and shipments are finally reaching the goals, thousands of cars made every week

meh

>Musk doing something normal and legal

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.10989544

>>10989363
The stunt with weed was just a Musk distraction from CAO resigning and the binds hitting new lows.

Bond prices:
http://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/BondTradeActivitySearchResult.jsp?ticker=FTSLA4530907&spdsType=&endDate=&startdate=09%2F07%2F2017&debtOrAssetClass=&enddate=09%2F07%2F2018&showResultsAs=B&postData=%7B%27Keywords%27%3A%5B%5D%7D&startDate=

>> No.10989652

>>10989363
>being a soma druggie is normal
Huxley weeps.

>> No.10989684

>>10989652
Yes, being a druggie is normal, have you not noticed how common alcohol is?

>> No.10989769

>>10983699
yesterday i read the word "house" on a package in a store as someone said the "house." the elves are smashing timelines. elon is smoking weed with joe. i love this timeline. LINK 10,000 EOY

>> No.10989779

>>10989652
>says he doesn’t like weed
>tries it publicly and legally
>WHAT A WASTE OF GENIUS

ITT: normies who will never accomplish 1% of what Musk has

>> No.10989796

>>10989684
Ethanol as a psychoactive is largely benign. Its dangers come from its metabolization burden (e.g. on liver) and the risk of addiction, especially in genetically-susceptible people. Any effects are the brain are far more well know and studied than weed. But weed and the endocannabinoid system are far more complex, and, despite having a lower systemic burden than alcohol, has more complex effects, such as short-term memory impairment even weeks after ceasing usage, and conclusive evidence that it impacts IQ in developing brains. The fact that it has such few perceivable side effects is where its true danger lies, in sedating the populace.

>> No.10989809

>>10983716
that's not a good thing for any functional adult

>> No.10989810

>>10989796
the population is already sedated by prescription medications

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>>10983699
Cool. I love how all the MSM is reporting about rogan. I think this is the moment new media is taking over old media. Still, how do I buy tesla shorts? I'm just a crypto speculator. I don't know shit about wall st.

>> No.10989835

>>10989796

Nigga, alcohol kills 2.5 million people every year. It is dangerous as fuck, in what what exactly is not really important.

>> No.10989865

>>10989796
My brother used to smoke a ton of weed for about a decade and now he quit but I swear it made him slower.

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>>10983699
>smokes weed on podcast
>tsla takes a hit
>wants to take company private @ $420 a share
> w e e d

>> No.10989930

>>10987641
id like that to be true anon but elon is fucked in the head
nigga lives for work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work and work

>> No.10989971

>>10989810
One and the same issue. It's clear people themselves are the problem. I wonder why some inherent weakness of human nature is so drawn towards an altered state of reality?
>>10989835
I would rather die of liver failure at 60 with my wits about me than go home after a long days work and spend every resting hour medicated on weed and repeating until death. What does it amount to? So many limited man-hours wasted if you tally it up. Sure, some people are productive while on it, but they'd be productive without it too. Where as the rest struggle even while sober.

>> No.10990032

>>10989971
>I would rather die of liver failure at 60 with my wits about me than go home after a long days work and spend every resting hour medicated on weed and repeating until death. What does it amount to? So many limited man-hours wasted if you tally it up. Sure, some people are productive while on it, but they'd be productive without it too. Where as the rest struggle even while sober.

There is weed use and then there is weed abuse. A very small minority use it every day all day like you describe. If you're being fair you'd have to compare it to someone using alcohol equally much, which would make them just as unproductive and useless, if not more.

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>>10983982
Act 6 is a misunderstood postmodern masterpiece. Fight me.

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>>10983779
Conventment $5 EOY

>> No.10990304

>>10989809
Maybe not for stupid people, you should keep avoiding it

>> No.10990343

>>10987142
good or bad ?

better be good