/biz/ - Business & Finance

Everything crashed to nearly where it started a few minutes ago. What the hell happened?

>>10987581
Gene therapy is looking good for me today. Dunno

>>10987581
Another rejection of 1h resistance. Its ogre.

>>10987581
what are you talking about? my dudeweed stocks are all up 5-8%

Thanks based fellow Texanon.
WTF just happened lol?
>DOWN DOW DOWN

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup! (Retoast edition)

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a pesto chicken gyro today with fresh tzatziki, pretty based. I'm up a couple percent today thankfully. Protective WEAT put was smart.

Reminder that I will be on vacation from tonight into the next Tuesday so a little over a week. I'll try to lunchpost when I can however, mobile internet is rife with fags that get IP's banned. I hope you all have a good football weekend if I don't see you later!

I hope y'all bought the dip

>>10987581
Pre-weekend jitters
It's the first weekend that big specs have been in since May

>>10987599
>actually long dude weed at the tip of a bubble
Make sure to post plenty of pink wojacks later for me

>>10987607
I finally got a dip for a buy in.

>>10987598

What I'm talking about. Look at SPY.

>come back from my shower
>HUGE ASS RED CANDLES
WHAT THE FUCK

>>10987607
Just had some Tea, now I'm about to strain my 2 month old garum

>>10987607
SPICY STEAK BURRITO

Sell before weekend or else. If it breaks that 284 resistance it's literally THE BIG ONE.

>>10987644
Clean your filthy kitchen you disgusting mongrel

>>10987618
Nice

>>10987644
Rooibos is pretty based, I dunno what I get for smoking. I got some old boomer who just throws it at me.

>>10987650
Taco John's?

>Dow trying to take my AAPL with it
Oh no no no you don't!

>>10987644
agree with
>>10987664
wipe your fucking oven and countertops for gods sake, if you arent even doing that i cant imagine how bad the rest of your house is

OHNONONONO MY GAINS!

>>10987607
based lunchbro makes everyday better. happy vacation

>>10987622

>at "work"
>aka sitting at home with basecamp open waiting for assignments
>still get paid to shitpost and watch youtube till I'm assigned something
nice

>>10987607
Yummy fries! Nothing but coffee and nicotine, they should call me chemical Ali. I'll miss you!

>>10987666

>>10987644
Based Meijer shopper.

>tfw your still trapped at the bottom of cuckstuck minings mine.

THE REAL LOSS TODAY IS THIS GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING PARKING TICKET I DONT DESERVE. FUCKING HELL

If you're long weed sell right the fuck now

>>10987705

>>10987607
>I just had another cup of coffee. I'll probably subsist off more coffee and butter until I get home.

>>10987706
Haha, you got /METERMAID'd/

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

ITS OGRE

>>10987708
I'm short CGC!

>>10987738
Good man

>>10987720
not even metered, its "parking at the end of a row"so its extra annoying and bullshit

>didn't wait until EOD to buy
I deserve any JUSTing that comes down on me

>>10987705
>>10987710
Did roofing suck as much as I think it does?

>>10987737
Ayy. From +1% to -0.03%

>>10987607
same sub as always, hoping this .5% up will help cover todays costs

>>10987666
i remember years ago when someone told me about Rooibos
it was 2am, and some boomer (60+, grey hair) decked out in cammo head to toe (looked like he just got back from deer camp) saw me looking at different teas in meijer, told me to try out rooibos, and it was amazing
drink it all the time ever since

i smoke cigs, occasional bong rips, but thats not whats in the jar (pic related is)

>>10987679
why? its about to be even more messy, and about to smell terrible too

ive been in and out of the kitchen for the past 2 hours

>>10987701
agreed
GOAT big supermarket

you in Michigan too?

>>10987757
yes, its almost impossible to do for more than one year in a row without some kind of substance abuse

my good friend has been roofing for 5 or 6 years now, hes ripped as fuck, but a complete alcoholic now, and most of his coworkers are mild opium addicts

its good money, but if you dont reinvest half your wage into healthcare, it will tear you apart

great summer job for teenagers, especially ones who play non-summer sports

>>10987611
checked
faggots gon get whats coming to em
tho i understand in the case of that one dude w 350k as thats a lot of taxes to deal w desu

>>10987706
next time invest in a parking garage :^)

>>10987737
Just got out at 11.95

only made enough to cover the trade plus a nice steak dinner.

>>10987607
-0.76% today

-2.05% this short week

so goddamn is it time for me to long the russell AGAIN?
i caught it this morning scalped the last 45 mins, and now it wants me to do it all over again?
can i really go 3 for 3 like that?

thank you trump

>>10987809
>pic
youre right senpai, i shouldnt daytrade anymore
2 for 2 is good enough
imma go play CS. just started it last night desu

*dab*

Remember to buy more AMD goys

>>10987785
>you in Michigan too?
Yes, best state in the union.

>>10987828
SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAA

this feels like a beartrap but i dont know desu. the hourly chart on IWM is saying it should bounce again, but its hard to tell if itll just keep repeating like it has been the last couple days.

>>10987838
yea me too senpai

>>10987849
you should smoke weed goyim
its good for you

>>10987893
wait is that elon smoking a blunt or a shoop?

>>10987893
>its real
holy fuck
i thought everyone was just being shitlords

>>10987907
I can't wait to listen to this podcast tonight to hear how fucking crazy Elon really is.

>>10987907
>>10987922
>ifyouonlyknewhowbadthingsreallyare.joeg

>>10987907
its the real deal anon

>>10987907
That's literally Elon smoking a blunt. The tobacco wrapper around the marijuana is an amazing combination, and everybody should try it.

>be me
>wake up
>turn computer on
>open tastyworks
>down 4%

Owie

>>10987929
LOL
im listening to it rn
even joe rogan is like
>aww man you prolly cant cuz stockholders an shieeet
then the absolute madman does it

>>10987937
yea im aware
he better enjoy those expensive ones while he can. hes gonna be smoking white owls before too long

TSLA crashing because CAO left after 1 month on the job. Not because of elons split pin Joe Rogan. In fact musk probably did it as cover for the drop. He knew the CAO was leaving before he scheduled the interview

Trying to make an account on Interactive Brokers and I need to add sources of income. How do I enter that I'm a NEET that gets an allowance from my parents. There's also a % sign next to the amount, not sure what that means.

When does elon open weed production facility?

>>10987893
TESLA MODEL W(EED) when?

>>10987932
Is this the face he will give the SEC investigators? Blunt and all.

How are weed stocks doing today?

>>10987937
aww hes bill clinton-ing it tho

>>10987994
Holy fuck imagine him sitting across from the feds smoking it up

>>10988010
watching this and flipping back and forth between that and the stock giving up entirely is just fucking GR8

>>10987954
I think Elon has just checked out. He knows the end is coming, he lost his cutie trap girlfriend, he's never going to have money problems on a personal level and if he goes to prison it will be club fed for a couple of years.

>>10988010
>Feds sitting across looking at elon
>Elon sitting there smug with joint in hand
>"Well gentlemen I suspect that everything is in order?"
>Y-yes mr. Elon sir..."
>Feds nervously leave sweating heavily

What sort of stuff do you guys do to make money from home outside of your normal pleb jobs?

I want to accumulate more investments in my spare time, 40 hours a week isn't enough I want more

The bears will not win on this day bros.

>>10988027
dude that part where joe asks him
>dont you think people would wanna be like you
and elon just str8 goes
>no one would want to be me
>you cant turn it off
>it may sound great if you can turn it on
>but what if you cant turn it off?

fuck
F

>>10988037
lots of people will pay for handy work

>>10988037
I was doing side jobs after the flood. Installing doors and laying trim. I could’ve made bank if I wouldn’t have been working on my own house at the same time.
Now I have a gig reading water meters for the city. Takes one weekend a month but it pays $450.

>>10988010
>>10988034
fucking cringe

THANK YOU TRUMP

SO FUCKING BASED

SAVED MY ASS

>>10988034
>ELON taking long drags on the blunt filling the room with viscous dark smoke
>Feds coughing, eyes blood red watering, the contact high making them woozy

>>10988061
Oh god he lost himself in his own mind when he was on lsd. That was his version of,
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>10988037
collect dividends

actually thought about becoming an uber driver and just do it midmorning saturdays but it doesn't seem worth the hassle

>>10988081
>>10988097
i just watched a 10 min clip of that bit on the joe rogan show

in that time TSLA lost +1% and 518 9/21 50 strike bankruptcy puts were bought

wew

>>10988037
nothin. normal job will pay overtime if I wanna work extra hours, which I'll do sometimes if I don't have anything to do on some weekend

What are good funds for Russia? I think I'm gonna invest in Mr. Putin's vision

>>10988131
my 50 strike puts expire in january, not september, because I'm only half tarded

>>10988081
>Two shadowy figures enter the room
>That will be all Mr. Clayton, we will take it from here.
>Mr. Musk, we seem to have a problem

>>10988125
Sister actually did that and the Uber eats thing for a while. she said the main problem is the gas cost is a large offset of whatever costs you do make, so unless you get really good mileage expect high as hell gas costs

>>10988145
RUSL for long, RUSS for short

let's just say that Russia's national mascot is the bear for a reason

>>10987937
>>10988146

>>10987979
literally "other" you mongoloid

>>10988037
I teach extra course sections for $30/hr.

>>10988177
>ywn colonize an Oreo
Feels bad man

>>10987571

So lets a do a little questionnaire:

Whats everyones political orientation when it goes to economics? Bonus points if you want to talk about social issues but I'm just curious how /smg/ feels the economy should really be ran.

>>10988226
Completely unregulated

reminder that this rally today is fake and incredibly gay

Based TSLA

>>10988147
i got a few of those
this first row of 9/21s ive been flipping for the vega (buy at 2, sell at 4) and in case they file chapter 11. my cost basis is already long covered and i flipped more today. im keeping em now tho

look at the TSLA chart the last time they had a bond yield blowout like this. this unironically looks even fucking worse than last time

So now that it's unironically likely Tesla and Musk are going to collapse in ruin, it looks like Blue Origin is the tortoise that's gonna win the space race. How does Bezos keep getting away with it?

>>10988243
500 more bankruptcy puts for next week just bought as i was typing this

>>10988254
what if that was his plan all along?

>>10988226
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

but since we're here I may as well make some money on the stock market

try to avoid having strong beliefs on how things "should" work. they'll work how they'll work, you can't do anything about it. just figure out how to get money out of the system as it is

My card worked, faggots.

>>10988268
Bezos sent in Amber Heard to suck the life out of Musk and brought in Grimes when that failed. You heard it here first.

>>10988226
>So lets a do a little questionnaire:
>Bonus points if you want to talk about social issues
how about lets wait till after the bell
and/or we have an IRC channel thats better suited for this

>>10988291
Test

>>10988254
Tesla, yes. Musk, no. He is infinitely wealthy. He is only losing other people's money, not his own.

MNKD why

>>10988254
Musk is Tony Stark, and by that I mean "Demon In A Bottle" drug addict fuckup Tony Stark, not the movie character

Bezos is Lex fuckin' Luthor in a world without a Superman

of course Bezos is gonna win here

STOP SELLING

Any thoughts on long-term shorting of South Africa due to the political situation (e.g. collapse of property rights)? I am not in Forex to short the SA Rand, but perhaps long-term put options on EZA? More of a gamble perhaps since China is moving in? Wondering if anyone has thoughts on this...

>>10987607
Based lunch. Happy vacations bro.

*inhales a blunt
*takes a sip of monster

buy some TSLA bro

Emblem broke out of bull flag and pumping. +12% right now. Looks good. Using trailing stop loss for now to let it go for a bit.

RTI slightly violated its own weaker looking flag. Now trading a percent or two red. I reduced my position by 50% after scalping the 0.86 low this morning. Risk too high at original principal. Now i have things set up to make this a break even trade at worst if it goes bear and trips my stop loss.

Harvest One Cannabis still in flat consolidation. Yet another bull flag waiting for confirmation or break down.

>>10988322
Sell more!

>>10988333
I've been in EZA puts since August and up like 200%. but I'm getting weak hands, I think I might sell before the weekend? How much further can it go? what if it rallies? maybe I'll sell my October puts and hang on to the January ones

>>10988322
IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING

>>10988333
wait for a second
youre like a month and a half behind the curve
last i looked, the COT on the rand indicated that we were gonna get one HELL of a squeeze from some big boys who were gonna try and squeeze all the latecomer retards and /pol/acks

honest question tho, where the fuck have you been? i told yall to short turkey and south africa like a month and a half ago

>>10988254
Musk will be fine he's a billionaire all his reddit followers will be BTFO though, so it's really a win

>>10988376
Musk is going to get his asshole drilled by BBC in prison

>>10988347
>I have my 3 children's college funds invested in tesla and these newfangled marijuana cigarette stocks

>>10988164
Yeah you have to pay for all your own maintenance, insurance, and gas. Making your own hours is a good perk, but there's a reason NEETs are still unemployed with unemployment numbers being the lowest they've been in our life times. They're lazy and choose not to work. Having a job that requires motivation to actually do isn't the type of job a NEET would be well fit for.

>>10988357
yea i entered those around the end of july, alongside my turkey puts. both worked out great. looks like i abandoned my aussie ones too early too.

i am the fucking angel of death for EMs
honestly thinking about just going over to FX, if this whole TSLA bankruptcy put thing works out too. ill definitely have some extra fuckaround cash

>>10988389
we can only hope

>>10988355
>>10988361
ENOUGH

huh its still dropping. curious to see what it gets to by the time i get home

>>10988396
I never understand how NEETs survive? If my kid was some 28 year old NEET I would just tell them to get a job or get the fuck out. If they refuse to leave, call the cops and have them removed.

ITS NOT FAIR BULLBROS ITS OUR TURN!!!

>>10988429
well it sounds like youre a better parent than most these days

>>10987644
That kitchen must reek of degeneracy

>>10988389
Is it weird if I kind of want to fuck Elon Musk in his ass? I'm not even really completely gay, I just kind of want to stick my dick in there and see what would happen. I bet he'd made a funny facial expression.

>>10988446
Probably not, i'm saying that as someone who doesn't have kids. I imagine there is some sort of guilt associated with supporting a neet. Like they think it's their fault that their adult baby turned out the way they did or something.
>>10988479
> I'm not even really completely gay
I also like traps

>>10988479
>I'm not even really completely gay
Just a little gay then.

>>10988394
your children are going to be going to community college

anyone else here honestly concerned that ratsu fucking overdosed and died?
havent seen him all day desu

>>10988352
>Now i have things set up to make this a break even trade at worst if it goes bear and trips my stop loss.
i love it when you get scalps like that
happened to me on the russell today w some put options. immediately, like 5mins, after i bought em, it started collapsing and i set my stop at B/E + commish. so comfy

>>10988491
i blame it on inflated school loans crushing everyone before they caan even land their first job. dunno how many times ive run across 20 somethings who went to college right after high scchool and never worked a day in their life

>>10988512
you mean trade school?

>>10988504
It's not a sexual thing though, I just think it'd be really funny and I want to know how he'd react. I have dated a few guys in the past though.

>>10988527
>i blame it on inflated school loans crushing everyone before they caan even land their first job
Then they are technically not a neet because they are educated.
>>10988562
No, trade schools are actually useful

>>10988578
good point, tho id argue that most (at least the ones who go for art/music/humanities/lib arts etc) who go to college nowadays are the opposite of educated

>>10988578
I thought neet simply implied not currently in education.

Most of the NEETs I know have a 4 yr or 2 yr degree.

>>10988564
>It's not a sexual thing though
>Putting a hard dick in another man's ass

To people who think tesla is bad now, just wait for the. Moodys downgrade

>>10988633
If that is the case then NEET really just stands for unemployed. Also, where the fuck is kneepad today?

>>10988504
>>10988491
I just want to have sex with a girl with a penis AND a vagina
Imagine how hot it would be when you're smashing that puss and you cum at the same time

>>10988479
>>10988564
I’d pay good money ($10) for somebody to rape Elon. Not a sneaky rape that just happens but a REAL rape. The kind where a giant biker kicks in the door and just stares at Elon as he slowly starts to remove his clothes. It’s not a sexual thing either, it’s psychological. See, Elon’s been on top of the world for so long that he truly believes he’s untouchable. He thinks he’s the ultimate alpha and thinks that his money and intelligence can get him in or out of everything.
In that moment though, when that giant of a man lays his hand on Elon’s shoulder to turn him around, I want to be there. I want to see the expression on his face when he realizes that no matter how much money he throws at this or how much he knows about quantum physics he can’t get out of it.
I want to watch Elon realize that for once he’s powerless.

Who here JUSTed

>>10988686
You managed to take something sacred like banging traps and make it gay comfy.

>>10988687
shrek_cringe_collection.jpeg.png.gif

>>10988687
The bogs give him an annual anal allnighter I think he knows

>>10988687
Wow anon, that's....kinda sadistic. $10 is all though?

>>10988693
Down another 3% today

>>10988687
Good god. I was more imagining that Musk is walking down a busy street somewhere in LA in broad daylight. I dash up behind him, and shove him over a bench. He tries to shout something in his dumb ass SA accent, but I've already got his pants around his ankles. Before he can really react I give him a quick ten seconds of buggering, cum, and then sprint off down an alley. He just lays there, too surprised and confused to even react while a crowd of bewildered onlookers gather to gawk at his ass.

>>10988693
up 1.2% today, .9% the past week

down 48.3% the past month (TSLA)

>>10988718

DROWN IN PUSSY

EAT HER CUM

SOAK HER ASSHOLE

YUM YUM YUM

>>10988479
see if you can commit some high-brow, white collar crime and get yourself a free pass to club fed. then just pay off a guard so you cn share a cell w elon.
then its just a waiting game, and a matter of slowly wearing him down

>>10988638
seems like its more a power thing desu
he just wants to rape a millionaire

>>10988672
dead. . . f

>>10988686
Comfy is he has a dick he's a guy. I think you might be a homosexual and should look into getting some conversion therapy.

>>10988764
on second thought, you're beyond saving at this point.

>>10988804
Nah if she is a hermie with both and has functioning ovaries than she's a girl with a penis. It would be so hot to blow your pregnant wives feminine penis

Any of you niggas know what's going on with AMRS this week?

>>10988527
Not even ratsu bull enough for today ;_;
Today so brutal cannot even get sides traction fir a moment to shit post

>>10988764
>>10988830
Where is big5 when you need him?
>>10988800
In that case it's fine
>>10988804
I remember kneepad saying she was having a hard time breathing and was very tired. I fear for the worst this time. You will never get a chance to bake her tendies with your excellent cooking skills baggie.

Fuck you, mgm

>>10988840
Oh I guess you're not dead after all

>>10988764
>>10988686
>its not gay, i just want to drink "her" semen
>then eat my semen out of "her"

dont try mormonism kids

>>10988804
its rkg's usual nap time, no need to fear

or shes arguing with her broker

>>10988734
$10 is all my mom will allow me to spend. I guess I could start a gofundme. I heard his short sellers picked up an extra 500 million today so maybe they’ll donate.

>>10988764
this is it

we're witnessing the fall of comfy

>>10988881
There would have had to be a rise in order for there to be a fall. Also, buy AKER.
>>10988862
I wonder how many shares of HMNY I would have to give rkg to watch her take a nap.

Who here considering becoming a /tesladrone/?

things are starting to look a little more iffy on the CGC.
the heiken itchy memeline is now confirmed red and WAY overextended beyond the momentum cloud.
my volume oscillator is just BARELY green, the stochCCI hybrid is confirmed bearish

if theres no pump over the weekend, weedmemes are looking at a ROUGH week next week

>>10988840
yea im honestly a little worried
its not like nikkei to not even show up
hopefully just banned

About to drop $1K on ITW, thoughts?

>>10988905
>buy AKER.
lol i hope youre right
my drummer went /half-in/ on those guys, was flipping em, then got stuck when they lost their patent and the whole board of directors resigned that one day

>>10988527
>i love it when you get scalps like that
>happened to me on the russell today w some put options. immediately, like 5mins, after i bought em, it started collapsing and i set my stop at B/E + commish. so comfy

Absolutely. It's my favorite scenario to be in on a swing trade. Only cost to me for the upside is the funds locked up for the, whatever, couple days or something, duration of time until chart resolves in to a trend up or down.

>>10988982
>if theres no pump over the weekend, weedmemes are looking at a ROUGH week next week

Agreed. It'll take some great news out of nowhere to change the direction the wind is blowing.

SGMS my simple anons. Enjoy the gains train back to $60. Make money off the degeneracy of others.

MY 14 PUTS ON RIOT JUST WENT UP 150%
WHAT DO I DO
IM UP 600 DOLLARS
IM GOING TO HOLD HAHAHAHA
WHY AM I A GAMBLER

>>10988996
I'm going to level with you. I pull all of my money out of robinhood at the start of every semester until I get my student loan refund. I only left $40 in my account and was just looking through penny stocks to dump what money I had left in it. I ended up with half in ALT and half in AKER. I know nothing about the health or future of these companies. Do not listen to me.

>TGTX at 11.35 today
Wheres that anon who keeps shilling this thing? Did he kill himself yet?

>>10989036

I thought this was a doll for a sec...

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>10989036
Yeah that's a man, isn't it

>>10989036
Guarantee you she has never and will never touch a video game in her entire life. Someone that attractive doesn't need to escape reality.

>>10989022
fuckin checked
im glad the weedpharm is on my side, and so is KEK
looking good

>>10988905
whats the timeframe for this AKER run?
thinking its gonna run in powah owah?
>>10989041
lol well i might hang back then, as im just looking for a quick daytrade desu
the ol in-out

>>10989038
take half
let the rest moonshot
this is what i do w damn near everything

guys help meeee
im on interative brokers and want to buy 1 tesla share but they are saying "minimum investment of 2000 bla bla for margin, sell short,..."
anyway to buy just one share????

>>10989105
If i'm not mistaken, IB doesn't like dealing with poorfags, hence why we all use robinhood.

>>10989041
>Half on ALT

>>10989038
this is waaaaaaay oversold senpai
i might grab some for a quick bounce

>>10989105
yes there is but im not gonna tell you so that you dont destroy yourself senpai. youll thank me later

>>10989120
but im a britfag

>>10989072
Comfy is so gay he is projecting again. No that pretty lady that you want to become does not have a penis for your deviant sexual fantasies.

>>10989138
tell me man i want to get this dip

>>10989038
Please sell all of it and take the profits. Last time crypto got to these type of levels, they started to reverse. Don't be foolish.

>>10988693
It's all ogre for me.

>>10989151
oh no you dont

>>10988254
Unfortunately for Bezos SpaceX is mostly autonomous, therefore, it would continue to function nominally and print money even if Elon died...

Well I'm out, catch you all at 4am tomorrow for movie night.

any way to use robinhood in the UK?

>>10989182
It's friday, please limit your drug use.

>>10989185
Become American.

>>10989153
this
i almost wanna buy some over the weekend, but i really shouldnt gamble like that on such a meme

>>10989182
werd
whats movie tomorrow anyways?

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2794715-lebron-james-kevin-durant-it-aint-easy-song-from-nba-lockout-released?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national

I bought puts on EEM this morning, I advise you all to go long on emerging markets

>>10989139
I've heard degiro is good?

Buy MBNAB

>>10989185
why do you wanna buy TSLA rn anyways?
do you understand whats happening to them currently?
its prolly ogre

i get that theyre down a lot, but imo, wait to see if it hits support around 245. if it fails that, its going down to like 100

GALT price seems nice to buy

I sold my RIOT puts. Why did I do it. Why am I such a pussy.
I kept my long term strike 6 put on it though, we will see.
I think that volatility is propping it high right now, cant WAIT to rebuy in on monday if bitcoin survives that long.
Fuck me.
550$ profit though

>>10989244
good job

>>10989244
>I sold my RIOT puts. Why did I do it. Why am I such a pussy.
What is wrong with you? No, it just means you aren't retarded like most people. Nobody should ever be upset taking profits.

>>10989257
I'm too emotional for this shit
I have bipolar disorder
It is a real fucking struggle to keep rational, but thank god I did it

>>10989228
What the fuck is up with these stocks? This one showed up as $200 on RH one day

>>10989274
The principle of Iron Hands applies not only to your ability to withstand getting JUST'd, but also to sell when there is a reasonable profit.

You did well, anon.

>>10989274
When in doubt, ask /biz/ and naturally ignore the opinions of comfy, baggie, and big5/planes

>>10989300
big thanks

>>10989231
This is a good time to buy, it's getting ready to to rebound after a temporary pullback, and the same catalysts and promising science are still there

>>10989244
dude i told you that thing was gonna bounce VERY soon, and now it did, and BTC trades over the weekend and is ALSO looking to bounce
theres WAY too many variables that couldve moved against you, at a time when you couldnt have exited the trade due to options. people are CLEARLY fishing out stoplosses and mugging people rn because they see that its oversold. you would be a retarded faggot if you held onto those

>>10987571
Tell me why I shouldn’t? TSLA will be at $300 again by next week.

>>10989341
*takes a deep drag on his devil's cabbage*
Sounds like a good idea anon. Remember, funding secured.

>>10989341
this >>10989374
post pics

>>10989341
15%in a week?
By all means, do it

sour hour

friday

jewish new years monday

sell everything

Just a reminder for any youngsters out there, do not go to college. It is a meme, that has literally turned into a racket. I have almost graduated and it has been the biggest mistake of my life.

>>10989394
This, those cocksuckers are so desperate they will actively sabotage you to make you take classes you don't need and retake classes for no reason.

>>10989394
>>10989413
t. brainlets coping

This is a great time to purchase the stock DB. Thank me next week.

>>10989418
I got my degree, trannyfucker.

>>10989392
oh shit/
didnt know that
do they all take off work on yom kippur?

>>10989413
>sabotage you to make you take classes you don't need and retake classes for no reason.
lol
its definitely not for no reason
they make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ by keeping you there as long as fucking possible. ideally theyll get you so bogged down in a large variety of classes so that you get confused and end up changing your major so that you have to go take out another loan so that you can finish up after switching majors 3 years in

>>10989418
I went to college freshman and half of sophomore year
I was offered a dev job right about then, so I took it expecting to do both full time work and college
I now only work because I wanted to focus on my job
Not sure if I'm going back... I am a dual citizen of ireland and plan on moving there i na few years for their cybersecurity programs where they basically PAY you to go to college since I work in application security

>>10989374
>>10989386
>>10989389
Poggers

>>10989430
In what, French literature?
No wonder your college investment didn't pay off

>>10989431
We're supposed to.

>>10989431
its rosh hashana (new year), yom kippur follows in a couple weeks

and yeah probably they take off monday and tuesday

>>10989439
>tripfag

>tfw you have high quality dividend stocks
>tfw consistent share price growth
>tfw consistent dividend increase over rate of inflation
>tfw I will always get paid for the rest of my life for doing nothing other than investing

added another 1000 to my divvy portfolio, damn it feels good to be in the process of making it

>>10989227
might dip a bit more but i dont want to risk missing this

>>10989413
I'm' going to leave with an accounting degree and i've learned nothing. I've learned more about making money hanging out with you degenerates than I ever have in any of my classes.
>>10989418
I forgot you are like a freshman in college, i'll let you know when the factory I will inevitably end up working at is hiring, so maybe we can work together and joke about how worthless our degrees are.

>>10989430
my only regret is not trying to study finance

ive never even considered anything else
tho i tried music, but when they wouldnt give me a full ride i walked away and never looked back

>>10989441
thats what i thought.
i wonder if well be able to notice the difference in volume?
or does no one bother to take off at all?

>>10989447
I hope you take participate in starbucks stock program :)))))
>>10989458
kek I'm biased because I finally found a good major I like in environmental geoscience and I have an outdoor job lined up that pays gud

>>10987666
I miss taco johns and their potato oles

>>10989474
Thank god you already have a job lined up because that is one niche degree if i've ever seen one.

>>10989450
which boomer stocks you holding?

>>10989474
>that pays gud
Nice !
I am happy for you
But lose it all because of your retarded trades
Be a Buffett-sama memester

>>10989439
>tfw i learned french on my own time so that i could read french literature in its own language

>>10989451
their bonds are absolutely falling the fuck apart. there is no way they can finance the debt hole they are in. the FED is definitely raising rates again which will worsen things. theyve never made money ever, and are burning it and cash on hand at a rapidly accelerating rate. most hedge funds are already short, and a good deal of those are suing him for securities fraud (which it sure seems like he committed). the last bond yield blowout resulted in a month long collapse of the stock price and the current "floor" is 245. it fails that and its over. additionally, the REAL big shareholders are too big to possibly trade during the day, so they can only dump in PM and AH (and they DUMPED in PM this morning)

refer to chart >>10988243

the only thing youre missing is buying cheap ass bankruptcy puts senpai

>>10989532
If you are American, you should have learned spanish. You can make 6 figures doing fuck all if you can read and speak fluent spanish and don't even need a degree.

>>10989513
AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP ,IRM, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZ

t. mid 30s boomer

I just bought 3 shares of tesla
Am I fucked?

>>10989228
why?

>>10989579
Yes.

>>10989419
Bailout?

>>10989341
if you think that's true buy the 280 calls instead, they're cheaper, they'll go up 2000% instead of 15%

and you definitely won't be bag holding because calls have an expiration date

>>10989285
no it didn't
It was 20 dollars
Looks like it was only just listed

>>10989606
Check the name of the poster and rethink what you just said.

>>10989549
i know enough to get around in south america desu
thats enough for me
wats job?

>>10989579
F

>>10989606
hes just memeing
theres never any reason to buy DB
and if they were getting bailed out, it would mean they have no money, so you definitely dont wanna be holding them

>>10989626
Any job that requires translation literally. I worked at a call center for google. I made pretty good money, the people that were bilingual made fucking bank and had to just sit there and wait for people to call them rather then the other way around like the rest of us. Any sales position or call center will pay you big money.

>>10989626
>>10989623
Wew lads thanks, I thought it was this easy

I will not ask this question on the rest of this board because too much FUD and Shill
Has anyone done any TA on BTC? It looks a lot like the start of the last bullrun last year honestly. It might be in a bear trap right now.
Seriously considering investing right now for the first time since december, mainly in some btc mining operations.

oof
TLT calls are a good weekend hold rn senpaitachi
the IV is literally nothing. if you want, do a bullish biased strangle

when is the next rate hike expected anyways?
if its not next week, were good to go

>>10989519
Fugging Buffet. Luckily I started a back up robinhood account that I have been depositing into and only buying DIV and PGX to stop being retarded.
You all bullied me into submission to Buffet, for which I am greatful

>>10989474
>Has a meme degree.
>Continues to project.
For what purpose

>>10989451
>i dont want to risk missing this
famous last words

>>10989622
I saw it listed for $200 a few days ago for like an hour. I have no idea what is going on with it.

>>10989579
We’re in this, together.

>>10989671
>meme degree
I'll get to do environmental restoration projects working outside and doing lab work, this is a based AF degree

>>10989228
>MBNAB
wait what the fuck is this thing anyway? it's a retail bank in Florida that used to be owned by the Venezuelan government? and trades A class and B class shares but only the A class have volume? what is even going on here?

anyone got some good advice on covered calls?

I just want some consistent returns, even if low. can play with 20k

>>10989693
Unless you go terraform Mars and get to become mayor of the first sanctuary city on Mars your degree is still a meme degree. If you do the above you'll become a meme. Meme'd if you do meme'd if you don't.

>>10989663
I just bought some ETH, this is the exact point that it started to bounce last time. I know that means absolutely nothing but i'm taking the chance.

>>10989726
I'm down but only if it's a mayo ethnostate on Mars

>>10989699
Find something with a highly liquid options market, sell cash secured puts until the stock is put on you, sell covered calls until the stock is called away from you. Rinse and repeat.

Bought EDZ Tuesday morning and sold just now; made a net $900 USD as I’m having my lunch break at the ol’ wage mine. Only $130 will be subject to any taxes :^)

Remember to buy FIRE.V later this month and hold through October.

TSLA cucks btfo

>>10989726
He already completed the only part of college that matters which is finding a job. They are going to completely wipe his memory and build him back from scratch anyway. He already won the college game.

>>10989670
One thing I learn is : don't trade
Many here trade and it is quite common to read one week all the gains they made and the week after how they lose it all

Buy and hold non retarded and promising companies. And I don't think speciafically of the boomer consumer staple stocks, which I think is mostly hopeless (not much growth, legacy debts of the free money years etc)

seriously is anyone else seeing this long entry on TLT?
this is a total gimme
IV is priced completely wrong

Short retail discount brokers
Once we crash small specs will be liquidated and they'll lose significant customer base

>>10989801
How do you know IV is weaker than usual ?
Which website do you use to screen for your option plays ?

>>10988429
Remember the kid that sued his parents for that? I wonder what happened with that

>>10989845
because the avg call IV is like 4 rn vs the avg put IV which is like 12. everyone sold all their puts today, and people are buying mostly OTM ones as it looks like its at the bottom of its range. all my oscillators are giving me bullish divergences too

>>10989532
what you think of Amarin?

>>10989861
https://nypost.com/2018/05/22/parents-win-suit-to-kick-deadbeat-son-out-of-their-house/

RAD

>>10989801
You've got a major shit post at the end of the month which will bring along another rate hike. You've also go the potential for another one of them good old fashioned government shut downs. Long entries into TLT are fucking retarded.

>>10989901
I will probably buy some options the day before earnings.

>>10989873
I would go long TLT simply because of all the tarde war FUD shit
Besides, TLT dropped because of the good NFP numbers. My guess is that dump will fade out over the next few weeks

>>10989228
and it just dropped 44% since you posted that, on almost no volume

seriously who the fuck are you and where are you coming from and how much do you glow in the dark?

>>10989906
thats what they were pricing in this morning
its why treasuries dumped alongside the market.
they aent going lower than this until the hike happens and even then prolly not

>>10989920
trade war is bullish for bonds a theyre safe the "safest" fixed income you can buy. fuck, even china buys them cuz they cant get enough. in addition to all the other countries that are buying them to hedge currency risk

also large specs are inches away from flipping long on ZB
my bet is, since this data is delayed, they already are

sorry you guys hate free low risk money

Does anybody here actually know what MBNAB is? And why there price has gone from $0 to $200 to $10 all in a few weeks since being listed?

Dig ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 2% on my CGC puts, but I'm not worried at all.

>>10990001
Jokes on you
As an europoor, I can't buy TLT because of """teh risks"""
fuck the EU I can't wait for the niggers and the mudslimes to burn it all down

>>10990047
I'm getting killed on my CGC puts right now, 2 weeks to go

>>10989951
>>10990001
hate to say i toadaso
but i fuckintoadso

thats $450M of TLT that just got purchased on the bell senpaitachi

i wasnt just fucking w ya

too late to buy calls now tho

>>10990050
>risk
bummer
its like the safest meme out there

>>10990012
Look at the average volume of this stock. It's a turd stock like the meme CARV.

>>10990047
meh day just gonna chip away at stupid losses from yesterday

>>10990012
I've been looking this up since the guy posted it; it's a retail bank chain that spun off of a venezuelan holding company about a month ago, looks like some kind of low volume pump and dump scheme

the B class shares have particularly low volume, but even the As don't have much. look at volume on the run-up and the run down this month, no volume going up, lots going down

don't know why it's getting shilled here but something is fucky. between that guy posting the ticker and close of market it fell 40%, but on a volume of only like 400 shares

>>10990047
exited my EZA puts before the weekend because I suspect it's gonna bounce. they're up 200% this week which is great because it puts me at +0% overall. fuck my life, right?

>>10990062
well be just fine senpai
this is how it is when youre a bear
youre "wrong" and everyone calls you a faggot, until all of a sudden, youre not

>>10990067
your LARP is that youre trading w 100k now right?
get into swinging TLT, or TMF/TMV d00d
easiest fucking trends in the world. you trade it on the bells for the gap ups/downs

>>10990100
Yeah, I'm not too worried. Things are slowing down in the sector. I'm up over 40% on APHQF so things are balanced.

>>10990065
That was what I told my broker
I really hope to be enrolled in that master in finance program and find a job as a anal-yst in an anglo country

>>10990125
>That was what I told my broker
sounds like theyre just being european about it. theyre fucking bonds. there MUST be an ETF that allows you to trade US treasuries. theyre like the go-to boomer meme for everyone from central banks to grandpas.
>I really hope to be enrolled in that master in finance program and find a job as a anal-yst in an anglo country
sounds dope
i wish id figured out that i like this stuff and had a knack for it earlier. i wouldve definitely gone to school for it. tho i guess thats what im doing now in a way

>>10990120
yeah i kept thinking about hedging w some long weed memes, but i just cant risk hopping in now. ive only been in the position for a few days

>>10990170
I am a 34yo boomer bastard
But I decided to go for it anyway
I really like doing all that company analysis shit

>>10990077
>retail bank chain that spun off of a venezuelan holding company about a month ago
>B class shares
>no volume going up, lots going down
>between that guy posting the ticker and close of market it fell 40%, but on a volume of only like 400 shares
wew
thats hands down one of the sketchiest things ive EVER fucking heard of

thats why whenever we get shilled w just a ticker i ALWAYS post
>why tho?

if they dont respond, i dont even look desu

>>10990192
thought it was you
you eastern european? or one of the french guys? i cant remember

>robinhood just automatically sold my option $200 below market price
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JEW BULLSHIT
WHY DID YOU GUYS RECOMMEND THIS GARBAGE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10990223
No offense but I don't like giving too much info about myself

But that french guy is a naive cuck
He is knowledgeable in the semi industry though

>>10990247
If you don't sell an option before it expires and you don't have the money to exercise the option, they unload it for you.

>>10990247
>>10990267
Yeah they probably did you a favor by not letting it expire worthless

>>10990077
anyone who buys any of this will lose 100% of their money
there will be NO way to get out, and this thing can drop 40% in seconds as theres absolutely no bids

look at that AH spread too lol

>>10990252
its cool
im the same way desu
i couldnt remember if youd told me already before. definitely dont mean to grill ya. i apologize

>>10990280
I was waiting to see if the stock would drop more, I would have sold it myself if I knew they were going to fuck me on the price

I don't know how to feel about the little slump at the end of trading for AAPL. I guess some weak hands were taking profits before Monday.

>>10990309
Dude it's after hours and if it expires today you would have been 100% fucked

>>10990281
No need to apologize teh profit
I just like the whole concept of anon

>>10990309
What was the expiration date on your option?

>>10990316
they sold at 3:07, i had plenty of time

>>10989942
the random stocks posted here like DRUS or HMNY is hilarious man I have no idea how these biz niggers find these fucking dumpster fires.

I think its more profitable to take the opposing side of a trade from random people here then actually listening to the tripfags

>>10990340
You understand that they have to find a buyer for that option don't you? If it's 3:55 and you don't have a buyer lined up guess what? You option will expire worthless. Honestly, if you don't understand why robinhood did this, you shouldn't be trading options anon.

>>10990247
when was expiry?

also, dont tke the midpoint that they give you during the day as "market price"

the market price is wherever someone is willing to buy it off you. if its an illiquid options market, that means its usually all the way down at the bid. also if it was a call and it was expiring today, then you wouldve been responsible to HAVE to buy 100 of the underlying. if you DONT have enough for it, then they HAVE to get rid of it. one way of doing it is cash settlement, where they buy the stock for you, then immediately sell them for market price. if market price is down substantially at that moment, you can get fucked tho

>>10990320
i know and i have a bad habit of trying to figure everything out desu
i shouldnt be so fucking nosy all the damn time baka senpai
its none of my damn business who any of yall are, and youre right, thats the fucking point

>>10990381
im back in DRUS desu
been flipping in and out of it sincce may. its been rather profitable. its down like 30% rn, but im not too worried desu

i think itll get pumped hard
its just getting naked shorted like mad.
theres a bunch of (as far as i can tell) false FUD being spread around about convertibles and endless dilution up to 1.5B shares, but near as i can tell, both notes have already been converted and CDEL and CFGN are just naked shorting it to fuck everyone. they report annual ER at the end of the month, so im not worrying about it till then

>>10990281
what program is this

>>10990410
>>10990426
Yeah it expired today, it was a $90 put on TLRY.

And it was my first option trade, so I guess expensive lesson learned. It's still bullshit though that they sold it way below the displayed "market price" and there's no warning about the fact that they sell an hour before close.

>>10990477
just cause the last trade on that option was for a certain price doesn't mean that's what the bid price is lul

>>10990452
its schwabs streetsmart edge
the candles dont normally look so fucktarded but this particular scam has only been around for a few days, so thats what the daily candles look like

my main gripe w it is how they dont have lv2
if they had that, and had better options commissions prices like tastytrades, id be all set w it. the charts are usually fast and theres a bunch of stuff you can do to customize it.

good alerts and conditional orders and stuff like that too

>>10990477
youre acting like you somehow lost money
thats not what happened.

the option was worth that much. they gave you all that they could for it

never ever trade options again until you learn more about how they work senpai
youll blow up

i have oct 19 140 calls on COST that i bought at the beginning of the week that are absolutely blessing my portfolio and bringing me back from getting raped by MU

>>10990477
They didn't sell it below market price, they sold it for the current highest bid price. Market price is usually the difference between the bid and the ask. It doesn't mean you will get that unless you put a limit sell on it and wait, which takes time, time that you didn't have.

I’ll bake again

>>10990116
yes! it not larp either, and yes! been giving alot of advice for move on to treasury
SPY am a cesspool of global risk and HFT bots, its very hard for trade but me was REALLY good at it when was only trading around $800
gonna give me a few month for see if can scale up

but right now me orders make WAYYY TOO MUCH footprint, there was candle today 100% directed at stopping me out

>>10990537
>there was candle today 100% directed at stopping me out
That is fucking bizarre. I didn't realize there were micro bidding wars to fuck each other over.

>>10990537
You are thinking way too highly of yourself.

New
>>10990550
>>10990550
>>10990550
>>10990550

>>10990489
I DID lose money. TLRY was at $78, thats $1200 if i exercise the put, Robinhood sold at $1000, so I got cheated $200 because robinhood is shit at transparency.

>>10988145
also interested, opinions on yandex?

>>10988307
also what happened to mnkd

>>10991015
>>10991052
Most people moved to the other thread btw

>>10989045
idk but i bought at 12.35 how fucked am i