/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10986261
dude weed lmao

also my top accountant just quit, WTF guys?

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>>10986261

>nike gives the finger to white america and veterans
>stock barely moves
>based elon supports a massively emergent legal industry that well over 70% of people under 40 have "supported" at some point in their lives
>-10%

fuck these kikes

I bet he wishes he at least inhaled now.

it's the car of the future maaan

Pot smokers haven't got up yet to pump it

bought at 350. financially ruined.

>>10986324
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>WASSAAAAAAAAP TESLACONNEEEEEEEECT
>I AM NOW INTEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY

just wait until the pedo allegations surface

>somehow still worth more than eth

>>10986324
Stocks are safe though, right? Especially if you buy the bluechip ones.

>>10986292
You're a retard if you thought this would work out in Tesla's favor. Elon Musk is losing his damn mind. (((THEY))) control the market and we have to play within the rules of the game to get by. This is why SJW coins like Holochain and Constellation are guaranteed moonshots. Profiting off dumb liberals is the best way to get ahead until /we/ gain enough wealth to challenge the current paradigm. I can't believe this has to be reiterated so often here.

>>10986308
I was going to buy some stock but then I forgot

>>10986409
>Tesla
>blue chip

>>10986324
it's funny that this comment works perfectly both for tesla and eth
I guess 5000 cars/week is Tesla's version of sharding

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Is paypal and spacex not on the open market?

>>10986409
Tesla isn't a reliable "blue chip" stock, theyre being partially subsidized by the government and hemorrhaging money. AMD, INTC, NVDA, GOOG, APPL, AMZN, etc are good stocks for long holders

>>10986458

i don't think it would work out in tesla's favor idiot but i think the market response is disproportionate. learn 2 readingcomp

>>10986261
this fuckig timeline

>>10986409
>bluechip

>>10986578
I would argue that Elon has gone off the deep end by even doing that. Also his accountant just quit. If I owned any TSLA I would dump it immediately

>>10986700
>muh timeline meme

>>10986516
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>>10986290