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How do I tell if I'm a NPC or not?

>> No.10984301

sage and report all threads posted by overweight manchildren featuring smug anime girls

>> No.10984309
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>>10984301
You're a fag

>> No.10984310

>>10984296
Wtf is this new /biz/ meme ?

>> No.10984326
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>>10984301

>a wild npc

what coins do you hold?

>> No.10984334

>>10984296
>>10984326
>cuckime reaction pics
NPC spotted

>> No.10984345

>>10984309
>>10984326
the day will come when fat virgins like you will be slowly dismembered alive while seeing your hard drive full of your gay babby anime get crushed to pieces by a sledgehammer

>> No.10984377

>>10984345
You're making it very obvious that you're a 3D pig. The only people I've ever heard of getting angry at anime girls are 3D girls.

>> No.10984381

>>10984296
everyone is an npc you cuck we live in a simulation, get used to it

>> No.10984386

>>10984377
>bragging about getting no sexual contact

So non-npc's are bitter virgins. ? Id rather be an npc

>> No.10984390

>>10984296

Take this test

>>10983503

>> No.10984400

>>10984386
Of course you'd rather be an NPC. You ARE an NPC, so any deviation from normalcy frightens you.

>> No.10984403

>>10984400
>im a genetic failure!

>> No.10984407

>>10984345

>this level of anger

oh my, the last 24 hours must have been such a shock for you

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>>10984377
Painful cringe

>> No.10984411

>>10984403
You're not even sentient and you're bragging about it. This is the true sign of an NPC. You would rather give up his sentience - the ability to appreciate philosophy and existential contemplation - for pussy.

>> No.10984413

>>10984410
>*snap*

>> No.10984417

>>10984296
The way every npc does, respawn at the waypoint.

>> No.10984431

>>10984411
>im sentient ! Look at me, a man of high iq who posts on /biz/, most likely a cryptonigger and compensates his lack of game with women by thinking 2d is actually better AHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.10984443

Inner monologue is #1 requirement. A lot of people on earth are NPCs. Only some of us are player characters in the simulation. Mainly more intelligent people is one hallmark of a PC, but indulgent players sometimes also play rich dumb people.

You get wiped memory before starting. The "experience" is meant to be understood at the end only. So you take it serious.

>> No.10984477

only npc ask this kind of questions

>> No.10984526

>>10984296

Anon, you're not an NPC within your own reality. Everyone else, including me however is. The world revolves around you, and at any point in time all people around you are also you but operating on different timelines within the same realities (NPCs).

> Postmodern psuedocrap

But here's the catch. Within my reality, you are the NPC. If we ever meet outside, I meet your NPC version and you will meet my NPC version (yet we are one and the same entity). Unless timelines are broken, there will never ever be a moment where you will meet me as non NPC. When you die, you get reincarnated anywhere on the timeline of the universe, maybe 2000 years before today, maybe 2 million years in the future. Perhaps as a baby boy by some farmers in feudal japan, elon musk or a some alien far far away with a conscious. Maybe even a cat.

> redpill

This cycle will continue, you may be get reincarnated as a different entity in a different solar system and instead of 60 years life 600 years. It is likely that you will live several billion years in these cycles. You will go through all possible variables, all possible beings and states of the universe until a point of singularity is reached. Then the universe collapses, and you will become a galactic entity, a creator amongst other galactic gods and titans creating universes. Only then your true abilities will be revealed, and all that has been learned through all different timelines and experiences will compound into "you".

>> No.10984548

>>10984526
>reincarnation
>npc respawn curse
>brainlet

>> No.10984565

>>10984548

there is no curse, reincarnation actually does not exist in the Buddhist form. When you die, you don't actually cease to exist though. Your conscience just boots down, your experiences are saved into a state similar to RAM and you boot as a new instance over and over again until RAM is filled and the universe reaches singularity. Machine elves revealed this to me during a DMT trip. Just a little differently than I am telling you (or telling myself right now).

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>>10984296
Here is a guide.

>> No.10984603

>>10984310
assuming normies are npcs has been around forever