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Is this the downfall of Elon? Dude can’t even breathe and talk and the same time! What the actual FUCK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPr5-27vSI

>> No.10983120
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You're supposed to be able to breath and talk at the same time?

>> No.10983132

Joe Rogan definitely offered to smoke a joint with Elon before the interview, but Elon can't handle it lol

>> No.10983140
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>>10983132
He's redder than the devils dick

>> No.10983159

He's drinking idiot not everyone tans everyday like rogan

>> No.10983161
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>>10983120

I also need to know, asking for a friend.

>> No.10983170

im not simulated im a real boy

>> No.10983172

>>10983112
man you can tell he 100% believes that we're living in a simulation

>> No.10983179

The simulation meme is a huge psyop

>> No.10983181

"yeah"

>> No.10983186

i hope he asks about the pedi from thailand

>> No.10983196

>>10983112
dude is elon disembowels hisself right now that would be epic

>> No.10983199

looks like a retard to me

>> No.10983202

he seems tired

>> No.10983216

Heh I’m watching it too

>> No.10983230
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wtf is actually going on, he looks high as fuck

>> No.10983231
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10983231

is he autistic, i think is our guy

>> No.10983237

this is hilarious

>> No.10983243

Musk is bro tier

>> No.10983244

He sounds and looks like a brainlet compared to Rogan wtf?

>> No.10983249

>>10983244
rogan talks to a lot of people in this format

>> No.10983268

he has cottonmouth like a motherfucker

>> No.10983274

Says he’s invested in holo

>> No.10983279
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>>10983112
?

>> No.10983280

>>10983112
Would you recommend watching the whole thing? No need for time waste

>> No.10983286

>>10983112
Wow. This guy is blasted out of his mind.

>> No.10983293

>>10983112
oh look anti flat earth propaganda
fucking pathetic

>> No.10983296

>>10983274
he's a brainlet confirmed

>> No.10983303

>>10983286
He just sounds high, kinda slow but still aware

>> No.10983314

So should i buy or sell Tesla based on this?

>> No.10983317

>>10983112
why does Rogan keep looking at this homo friend to his right instead of the great (and stoned) Elon Musk? what a fucking faggot

>> No.10983324

"ha ha ha!"
the guy is high. not sure why he insisted on showing up high but i guess that's what people do with joe rogan.

>> No.10983326

>>10983280
it's live retard

>> No.10983331

>>10983286
He's always a bit aloof but yeah he seems fucked here. Dude is so strange.

>> No.10983352
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10983352

This is the best Joe Rogan podcast he will ever do. He will never top this and needs to shut it down.

>> No.10983353

>>10983112
This is hilarious... thanks fren

>> No.10983357

LMAO Rogan is all of us

>> No.10983364

>>10983230
you must be 18 or over to post here

>> No.10983376

ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HAIR JOE

FUCK YOU

>> No.10983387

Joe "I have African circumcision videos on my phone" Rogan

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>>10983112
Sounds like he is having a panic attack. He might breakdown live. Liket the trembling voice and just looking like he is streessed as fuck.

>> No.10983403

>>10983387
he said that?

>> No.10983413

desu he doesn't really look high to me... Weird guy sure but not tripping out of his mind

>> No.10983423

>>10983400
joe rogan smokes weed with his guests to put them in a beta state so he could take over the interview

>> No.10983427

I wish chat wasn't disabled for this livestream. This is hilarious.

>> No.10983428

talk about something else joe

>> No.10983440

holy fuck joe is hell bent on talking about tcs

>> No.10983444

>>10983112
short TSLA

>> No.10983451

>>10983112
America loves raping people for money

>> No.10983565

>>10983186
The plural of pedo is not pedi, Jeremy

>> No.10983570

>>10983112
musk wants nothing to do with joe's theoretical futuristic mumbo jumbo LOLOLOL

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>>10983570

>> No.10983593

>>10983570
i think the new hippy age people like joe ushered in post 2010 is dying it lasted about 10 years

>> No.10983599
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>>10983400
He knows what you don't

This is truly terrifying

Neural Link is just months away, which means it has been in development for decades. You probably won't be able to wrap your small brain around this - that means the elites are going to get this for them and their children and we are all going to be chipped like literal cattle. We are talking total and complete slavery.

Watch this video: https://youtu.be/FLb9EIiSyG8 and keep in mind this was done 10+ years ago iirc by a student on a small budget.

Now think of these three things together: DARPA, Nueral Link, and Visual Brain Data

This is end of the world shit. I am literally considering just killing myself so I don't have to live through this hell.

>> No.10983601

wtf is he going to pass the fuck out? someone give this man water

>> No.10983605

>>10983593
it's not dying because a fucking literal genius has nothing to gain from joe's futuristic questions

>> No.10983619

>>10983112
>Jamie, zoom in

>> No.10983627

why he's stuttering?

>> No.10983630

>>10983599
There is no way that video was shot 10 years ago lol. Look at those fucking CRTs.

>> No.10983631

>>10983627
T H C
H
C

>> No.10983639

LOL joe is so good at getting shit out of people

>> No.10983648

>>10983630
I said 10+

That should scare you even more then. That means the military has already had the ability to influence and read your brainwaves for even longer.

>> No.10983649

Joe has some fucking elk in his teeth

>> No.10983680

LMAO
HAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH

>> No.10983682

OH SHIT THEY LIGHTING UP AGAIN!

>> No.10983691

he wasn't high! lol

>> No.10983692

going all out elon?

>> No.10983693

>>10983444
Trips confirm TSLA $0 eoy

>> No.10983696

LMAO MUH BOI LIGHT THAT SHIT UP!!

>> No.10983697

>>10983112
ROFL

>> No.10983702

Now that's a fucking tobacco marijuana J.

>> No.10983703
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i can't believe he actually smoked, joe legit peer pressured him into it

>> No.10983721

Must be a hell of a clock he has there.

>> No.10983724

he got distracted by a clock?

>> No.10983730

this is like watching some fucking twilight zone rendition of a modern day einstein

>> No.10983741

>>10983599
lmao fake as fuck

>> No.10983744

>>10983724
its a weird clock tho

>> No.10983751

this is almost as meta as being alive to watch plato being trolled by diogenes

>> No.10983752

goddamn he got way too high, i now that look.

>> No.10983753

>>10983741
What about it is fake you stupid motherfucker?

>> No.10983757

Joe has face expressions of predator, something strange happening.

>> No.10983764

>>10983730
For real, Musk is more interesting than I thought

>> No.10983770
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WHAT A BOSS

>> No.10983771

Joe is trying to get Elon fucked up so he reveals something

and now Joe is talking about his bullshit stoner ideas. Christ.

>> No.10983785

>>10983648
Dude, I can only imagine what the g0vt has developed. It would probably blow our minds.

>> No.10983797

>>10983785
It wouldn't blow your mind, you'd probably just kill yourself.

>> No.10983805

>i don't feel any effect

Yeah that's a nice try, Elon.

>> No.10983810

mess with the tribe will you boer? now we'll kill you and the rest of your friends as well

>> No.10983814

Dude, it pains him that he's so fucking smart

>> No.10983824

>>10983112
dude is weird as fuck. cringe as fuck. blue pilled as fuck. of course hes reddits god. i can't even watch this guy hes making me uncomfortable

>> No.10983828

CNN: BREAKING - TESLA STOCK DOWN 20% AFTER ELON MUSK SEEN SMOKING MARIJUANA ON THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE PODCAST

>> No.10983835

>>10983824
You're just retarded

>> No.10983837

>>10983835
yes

>> No.10983850

>>10983837
yes

>> No.10983855

>>10983850
yes

>> No.10983856

hahah oh my god this guy is way too high he can barely talk I feel bad

>> No.10983857
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>>10983770
>tabs
>favorites

>> No.10983860

>>10983837
>>10983850
*nods*
yes

>> No.10983873

>>10983753
That field is nowhere close to actually reading thoughts, when it's hard to actually hookup a computer to a brain and receive any input.

Lookup videos with disabled people that can barely control a mouse with their brain using the latest technology. If you think this +20 year old video had already figured it out.. Yikes

>> No.10983874

>>10983855
yes

>> No.10983879

Joe Rogan is high as fuck

>>10983873
MIT has already done it, they are able to influence your brainwaves.

>> No.10983890

>>10983879
Sure buddy, you do you. I won't discuss with a conspiracy nut.

>> No.10983899

>>10983890
https://www.fastcompany.com/40588055/oops-this-mit-robot-knows-it-made-a-mistake-by-reading-human-brainwaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Or8Lt3YtEA

I could find endless stories like this. It's real.

>> No.10983900

IM ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH- IS THIS NIGGA REALLY GETTING HIGH?

>> No.10983902

>>10983890
FUCKING RETARD AGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.10983904
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>>10983879

/b/ did it way before MIT

>> No.10983941

So short TSLA right...? So many headlines so many sound bites.

>> No.10983951

The podcast was good at first before they started lighting up. Fucking Rogan thinks DUDE WEED is the answer to everything and makes everything better.

>> No.10983971

>>10983941
short term maybe. The advertising from this for Tesla is going to be billions of dollars worth though and he actually was likeable at points.

>> No.10983976

>>10983904
MI/b/

>> No.10984003

>>10983951
the trick is to smoke when they smoke, makes the whole experience better

>> No.10984022

>>10983231
VERY autistic for real
t. autismspecialist

>> No.10984059

>Occupy LARP

>> No.10984121

>>10983873
>>10983890
we been reading brain waves on a basic level for a long time buckaroo

>> No.10984140

>>10983172
its his way of coping with anxiety.

>> No.10984146
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>>10983170
top jej, underrated

>> No.10984713

>>10983274
I caught that yeah HOT to the moon

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>>10983357

>> No.10984774

Oh wow, a guy smokes a blunt and you faggots go ape shit

>> No.10984902

>>10983751
underrated Akthenospost

>> No.10984915

>>10984902
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
amazing

>> No.10984944

IT'S HAPPENING https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/07/elon-musk-smokes-weed-on-joe-rogan-podcast.html

>> No.10984968

>>10983899
brain waves =/= actually vizualizing thoughts duh

thats why im saying that +20 cat video is fake

thats what im talking about..

>> No.10985069

>>10983565
Otherwise it would be Pedus for singular

>> No.10985124

Anyone else notice he's turning into a Bogdanoff?

>> No.10985125

I would think people would short Tesla for even coming up with Neuralink to begin with. Theres so many potential privacy concerns, hacking concerns, and political concerns with putting a symbiotic internet connected mesh connected to a person's brain that it'd be painful to list them all.

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>>10983904
back when futurama, team fortress 2 and lotr image macros were actually used. /b/ legit was better before. too many boards now stealing users away from /b/.

>they're taking the hobbits to isengard

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>>10983599

>> No.10985246

>>10984944
>https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/07/elon-musk-smokes-weed-on-joe-rogan-podcast.html
>ohmagerd we already have half a million views on the yootoobes
>we got some fresh maymays and dank gifs coming out of this (its those moving images in case you dont know)
they might as well just shut down their shitty media operation its really getting embarrassing

>> No.10985409

>>10983314
buy

>> No.10985528
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>>10983770
>reddit tabs
>bookmarks

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ITT: newfags who have never watched a single video of musk before this

>> No.10985556 [DELETED] 

>>10983112
MARS COLONY BY 2025

>> No.10986359

>>10983314
Probably buy if you assumed the stock was fairly priced before this.

>> No.10987178

>>10985175
it kinda looks like that guy in the back is riding her like a horse

>> No.10987202

>>10985219
a student on a small budget

>> No.10987222

>>10987178
weird

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>>10987178

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>>10983112
>everyone losing their fucking minds over "Tesla's catastrophic losses"
>It's a fucking 9% loss
>Followed by an immediate 5% pick-up

Boomer stocks, I swear

>> No.10988616

>>10985125
But brain-computer interfaces ARE the future. Cyberpunk as fuck. Google Nick Land, seriously.

>> No.10988640

hes a reptilian agent of nasa to deceive the population with garbage pseudo science absent with spirituality and conciousness.

>> No.10988776

>>10984140
damn. his viewpoint on the simulation helped coped with mine until your post shattered that viewpoint (probably because it has some truth to it). damn you anon for your smart insight