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10976793 No.10976793 [Reply] [Original]

- Have been waiting, huh? Marines, report in!

- Is it....? Big Macc...

First Lieutenant reporting in.


+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK <---
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK

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+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK

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+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>> No.10976800
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10976800

>i've lost my leg commandar. they got my linkies ss-sir.

>> No.10977811
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10977811

We were in this Basket weaving forum in Saigon and this fat guy in a lucky shirt comes up, this dude carrying a chainlink cube. And he says "buy, please, buy!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the cube was fudded, and he opened up the FUD threads, fucking blew his finances all over the place. And he's selling there, he's fucking selling low. There's pieces of him all over binance, JUST...

....and I'm tryin' to shill him back in, you know, my friends tokens all over binance! I've got some of his LINK and everything and I'm tryin' to shill him together! I'm puttin'...up shill collages but the guy's fuckin' money keep coming out! And nobody would help shill! Nobody would help and suddenly its 1k dollars! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Lambo!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' wallets! I can't find your wallets!"

>> No.10978336

49k link strong major here, reporting for duty

>> No.10978593
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>>10976793
700 stinkys short of Colonel

>> No.10979526

Master Sergeant this paycheck, Sergeant Major next paycheck as long as the USD price stays reasonable.