/biz/ - Business & Finance

first to say short AMD

>>10960067
SELL AMD

I love the smell of a red day, smells like deals. Buy everything.

DUDE WEED

Buy AAXN

Holy shit volume on AMD, when will it bottom out?

Can someone give me the rundown on metals? They've taken the biggest dump.

>>10960057
Should I sell CGC today?

>>10960071
Sell your shares this morning , I'm buying...

What the hell has been going on with CRON? They keep shooting up and down at the start of each day.

Please tell me yall bought tilray

RAD

SHOULD I BUY TSLA IT LOOKS CHEAP?

Bullish Bias

SHORT SNAP

>>10960122
im not trading it desu
its just a meme
also, the goy who says SELL AMD is buying it senpai

>>10960125
people selling massive blocks into the FOMO bids id assume

>>10960104
I’m honestly thinking of going long, very long on one of my favorites. Last time it did this it doubled within a year. Just waiting for the bottom, and the monies.

wow CGC is absolutely collapsing
about to go red on the day

>>10960067
punished Jones on CNBC all day

BEARISH

BIAS

>>10960057
I'm sorry I'm not understanding your last post. So if I bought TQQQ at 70 and the next day it's 75, I don't get that 5?

>>10960149
Ticker?

STOP SELLING

if ur gonna short, short snap

>>10960212
wrong

short AMD

>>10960199
So this what it's like to be a bagholder.

mnkd mooning

>>10960218
its too late for that

AMZN under 2000 by end of day

BELIEVE IT

Red day today? ;(

>>10960259
CAN'T WAKE UP

lol my CGC puts are now in the green
that was fast
IV on these puts are high as fuck
hot item

all my Food and Banks in the green

Why is everything falling

>>10960280
why did everything rise

>>10960280
My day change is just free-falling.

This cant be happening we bulls are in charge here!

Guys the vix is scaring the shit out of me

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>10960280
It's here, the great economic collapse, the death of America, buy gold, buy all the gold. Trump's getting impeached and thearket will crash with him, we are late stage ottamen empire and the fall of rome all wrapped up in one.

Or maybe it's just more fake news and trade bluster.

Can someone explain to me what happened here?

>>10960315
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1037339133511909377

this news didnt help

>>10960325
but it was obvious and should have been priced in desu

latest trump tariffs went into effect august 23rd and i know for sure there were tons of orders coming in from china before then trying to beat the price increases

thats all this report is reflecting
will return to normal next month, or even show a better balance than normal as trump envisioned in the first place

>>10960310
Do you feel in charge?

>>10960311
pathetic
its not even at 14
it should be 15-20 regularly

everyones just a pussy and used to it being 9

Buy the SPY

Is it gucci to long hold MORL? Or are real stock strategies a meme

unironically time to buy LCI now

Guys what's happening. I'm super spooked right now.

Hope no one bought the "dip" yesterday.

SGMO holy fucking shit

time to BTFD this dip?

>>10960412
im sure they all did
delusional retards

I told you yesterday to short Wayfair

did you listen

>>10960412
I bought 10 shares of TSLA

>>10960057
Who on that Apple short

>>10960412
wait till tomorrow lol, its only starting

>>10960412
too late...

god i am feeling SO FUCKING COMFY in these short positions

the entire market is overvalued and the big one is coming

AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN A SPIRAL TO THE GROUND

NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE US NOW

>>10960403
Who else holding

CRASHING THIS MARKET

>>10960364
Check dividend history, morl pays a div fatter than the rest quarterly (maybe biquarterly) it’s worth it to be in for the months receiving a big dividend. Otherwise why bother

Buy the SPY

Welp. Back under $50 again.

>>10960100
now

AMD DRILLING TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

>Meanwhile, at FUCKING GameStop

>>10960464
naw
buy TLT
ready for a reversal

>>10960478
Eh? Nani?

>TSM had virus at factory early August
>Expected to cost millions in Q3 revenue
I think this is a great short target. Their price is pretty high right now and earnings come out in October. I would also expect this stock to rebound quickly as the loss in income will be very short term. I am waiting until stock hits $45 and then buying the lowest premium puts I can find.

>>10960463
Thanks senpai

>>10960434
I tried to warn you. Please sell before it goes to 0.

>>10960478
>>10960492

>According to dealReporter, GameStop (GME +11%) has hired Perella Weinburg to explore a sale, with Apollo Global and Sycamore Partners emerging as the two main suitors.

>>10960485
TLT, an Ishares product
Buy BLK

Is this a bad time to buy CRON? Been waiting for a dip and I'm seeing red everywhere.

Selloff is on low volume. Still strong

>>10960458
easy money. might load up more on this dip desu

>>10960403
JUST STOP PLS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>10960521
I hope you're right anon I'm tempted to put more into it

>>10960421
yes but I would wait for'the dust to settle

I think this is another biotech volatility shit

The moon mission on no news of the previous days should have been a warning

>>10960534
Youll never retire unless you JUST BUY IT

australias chart EWA is starting to look like turkeys did desu
the 21 puts are still cheap imo
no one is expecting it to drop that hard

>>10960517
lol

AMAZON UNDER 2000

SMALL SPEC'S REVENGE

SMALL SPEC'S REVENGE

>>10960542
ah yes EWA, an Ishares product
As all the small specs place their bets on foreign countries, I receive direct cash from Blackrocks pockets
Thank you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buy NKE now or wait for a lower dip?

>>10960476
Reminder that the AMD dips aren't permanent. They will gain marketshare on the CPU side and they have nothing to lose by trying 7nm GPU's on the consumer side.

>>10960565
Quick post all the pink wojaks

YESSIR THATS A RED DAY I TELL YA HWHAT

>>10960557
i find it funny that you seem to have some moral opposition to drones and things like that yet youre holding and shilling for fucking blackrock lol

>>10960565
reee-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>10960565
Shhh
Time to pepper your angus

>>10960319
pump and dump

learn my lesson never touching Chinese stocks ever again. any stocks to buy so I can recover $5,000?.

>>10960598
naw im sure its just a really good bank all of a sudden desu senpai

>>10960605
yea sure
puts on china

>>10960590

I hate drones because they made war boring
we need to bring back Trench warfare and sword battles

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>down -2%
Who else here /JUST'dbeyondbelief/?

>>10960618
>>10960618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME OF THE DAY

>>10960616
trench warfare is gay af
but im with ya on the katanas

>>10960434
>buying TSLA over superior APPL
Apple will come out with self-driving semi-trucks and civilian cars. Unless TSLA comes out with something nice or government contracts, they’ll be beat out in the long run.

Kalashnikov will dominate the electric car market though when we devolve to a libertarian paradise after the collapse.

who /greenday/ here
Up .5%

>>10960624
> -2%
>JUST'dbeyondbelief
i couldnt imagine being this much of a whiner

>>10960639
The wisest man I know taught me this, buy apple stock, the more you dislike apple the more you need to buy it. He hasn't been wrong on any of his advice.

>>10960478
The perfect safe haven for the elite’s monies.... no one would suspect it.

>>10960591
th-thanks down 3% in my RH account not looking anymore today

>>10960630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM

>All my stocks are red
>Lost two whole months of profit

W gonna go below 130 soon

>>10960450
And you too will be burned ;)

Green today, but when do i buy amd. Is it bottomed out? Feels like a trap

>>10960519
The market has been on low volume for months

>>10960657
Kek, can’t argue with that logic.

>>10960670
Hear you brother.

dow is standing up rather well to all this. even w oil crashing out. the dily candles remind me of that one time we noticed SPY was going up during the day, but gapping down every night tho.

i think DIA is gonna play catch-up pretty soon desu

any recovery that happens right now is indeed

fake and gay

SELL WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>10960399
I can't believe I just bought LCI at 5.75, why do I do this to myself?

ALL MY STOCKS ARE RED PUSH ME TO THE EDGE

>>10960684
May be a trap short term, you won't regret buying it and holding for half a year screenshot this

>>10960695
You mean the chad jones? Its dog week, ready for a green day

>>10960630
DELETE

>>10960714
not if oil keeps falling like this

>>10960709
hopefully you did not go balls deep

but if it can get even just a little bit of momentum upwards it will spike hard as it tries to fill that gap

its severely overshorted

>>10960709

>>10960724
I don't think 2k is balls deep.

>>10960712
Well i already have 100 shares on ameritrade, but on robinhood i sold at 27 (stupid i know, but i made 220). I want to buyback in but its high and I'm starting to get fomo

Pretty annoyed stupid pot stocks went up so high

Will congress step in if the market keeps crashing like this?

>>10960710
Only thing green is T.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

WE'RE BACK
BUY BUY BUY

Considering selling my 150 shares of FB that I bought at 77 buckaroos.
I want to go all in on AAPL before the iphones come out. Thoughts?
PS - want to kill myself because I didn't sell at 217

>>10960744
why the fuck would they
did they step in when it went up at breakneck speed?
why do you think they should interfere at all

>>10960750
>he thinks the dip is over

Why everything red

>>10960744
Dude it's a red day soon after ATH calm down

>>10960730
Why did I listen?

>trump finally made the Nike tweet
In there like swimwear

how do i short all social media in one go?

>>10960742
well dont worry senpai
the fall will be just as dramatic, if not more so

>>10960772
There’s an ETF

>>10960744
were not even down 1% on the day
were like a few % shy of being at ATHs
this is probably one of the more retarded things ive read ITT

>>10960744
>t.votes blue

>>10960772
FNGD

>>10960793
hahaha of course there is a 3x on social media. thank you fren

its time to buy.... LCI

>>10960769
>>10960730
>>10960724
>>10960731
I'm either going to really regret this or it's going to pay off. Either way, I can't believe I just listened to fab5guy.

>>10960791
lol
>CONGRESS PLEASE SAVE US
>THE MARKETS ARE DOWN ALMOST A
>WHOLE PERCENT

wtf would congress even fucking do anyways?
jesus christ. so many people in the market rn that shouldnt be

The /dogsofdow/ have awaken....pamp everything

WHEN WILL DRUMPF STOP THIS SELLING

>WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
https://youtu.be/uQK11tiVwrQ

cmon CGC just fucking jump already
we all know you want to
end it
crush the deluded dudeweed lambo dreams

>>10960826
its time

>facebook in front of congress literally asking to be regulated
what the fuck???

>>10960753
You’re buying Apple for the wrong reasons. They’re gonna release their self driving cars, electric cars, self driving electric semis, etc. That’s why you should be buying. Not over the Jew brick.

>>10960670
>Iknowthatfeel.jpg
how much did you lose anon?

>>10960830
Very motivational, anon

>>10960864
sauce?

>>10960615
options are not appearing after getting approved in robinhood.

I think NKE using Kaepernick in their ads compaign aims at selling its shit abroad

Outside of US, the people (and the zoomers) are generally anti-Trumptards
Plus, the slogan is very exploitable for dank memes (with Hitler, Qaddafi, Hussein etc)

>>10960891
i was kinda joking desu senpai
you shouldnt be trading options when youre in the hole

Is RAD worth throwing away money on? It looks like it cant go any lower.

>>10960403
I feel like shit right now, what the fuck happened?

>>10960912
is RAD @ $0 ?

>>10960880
sandberg and dorsey testifying right now. live on cnbc

>>10960906
any meme stocks to buy to save me from the hole then?

>>10960921
>what the fuck happened?
a bunch of people overreacting to a day thats hardly red

>>10960941
idk senpai you gotta make that call on your own

>>10960938
word

Yurop and Asia got JUSTed

>>10960891
It took me about a month to get options.
Desu, get TD Ameritrade. I kind of wish I did, but I was lazy and didn’t want to their office there and back for an hour so I got Robbinhood. But you end up spending more than $5 on a transaction in Robinhood becuase they suck at purchasing. Wouldn’t suprise me if they pocket the the difference themselves desu.

But if you’re buying to hold long term, then it really is a fine app. That’s what I’m currently doing.

>>10960941
dude weed :^)

>>10960865
FB big holder anon here, I pulled the trigger on it and some other holdings.
I can see how the electric car meme has potential, especially for a company that has deep fucking pockets, but you can't deny the Jew brick is a huge cash cow.
Hell, its how I doubled my money on my first trade. Still wish I had kept that 80 shares of AAPL I bought at 250 before the 7 way split...

If congress just passed a law saying the market closed if it was down 1% you would never have another day like this

>>10960896
They should have gotten Shiloh Lebuff, the original Just Do it memester.

Also like I said the dump was fake and gay and is already over.

my consumer defensives are pumping, looks like theyre cycling out.

>>10960923
Damn close to it

>>10960983
make ze call

>>10960938
wait wait wait
theyre talking about "protected classes" now?
shit
thats exactly what that fucker cultstate was memeing about

>>10960941
yea actually what he said >>10960965
short dudeweed
huge risk, huge reward

>LCI

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiHWwKC8WjU

wew lad I'm really getting fucking dumpstered today. feels good though. up 31% ytd and haven't been buying high because I could feel a dip coming and wanted to have a cushion of gains

>>10961001
Who said anything about shorting it ;^)

>hey you kids are rediculous. Stocks always come back up. *sips*
>oh look, everything’s on sale today. *sips* sweet
>honey, I’m gonna be held up today. Gotta strike while the irons hot. *sips*
>You hear about the market? Sounds like a great time to buy *sips*
>economic collapse? *sips* gotta go against the herd
>when everyone is selling that’s when you got buy *sips*

>>10960983
holy shit youre a fucking faggot
you realize we already have circuit breakers, right?
and theyre actually not very effective at stopping panic selloffs (which this isnt anyways). in fact historical data shows that they tend to make things worse.

but no, lets get fucking congress to regulate our fucking markets, im sure that wont completely collapse the US economy/markets. gr8 idea senpai, give your state representative a call

>>10961013
so uhhhh
which stocks should I get for dividends?
>holding cisco for now

>>10961023
i did

>>10961034
hold your horses boomer at least wait till a 10% dip. 1% is just noise for retards

>>10960624
I lost 65% of my portfolio when I got ELONGATED a couple weeks ago, everything's been numb since then; I'd never lost $8000 in a week before

this week I've made like a grand because of EZA puts, but not nearly enough to dig myself out of the teslahole

Everyone dump EA now.

>>10961014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIZhPIfFaq0

>>10960970
>way before the 7 way split
Well, you can’t kick yourself over. Gotta find the next opportunity is all. And so long as there are a fresh supply of normie a buying the marginally improved iPhones then you’re right kek.

The DOW is green
Based

>>10961053
Why do you keep posting faggy fucking YouTube videos?

no volume in this fake and gay rally

sell everything

>>10961074

TRUE

>>10961035
maybe I will you angry troll

How I act when I get dividends:

>You lost marketshare? Fuck you, pay me.
>Your CEO got arrested? Fuck you, pay me.
>The DOJ is suing you? Fuck you, pay me
>You didn't meet earnings expectations? Fuck you, pay me.

>mfw Aurora cannabis takes out a 200million dollar loan, then goes to sponsor TIFFs, "Share Her Journey" to help empower women in film.

Are you fucking kidding me? I just bought in...

>>10961081
please do
record the call and post it ITT so we can all enjoy your absolute faggotry

>>10961100
F

>>10961084
>not realizing just how low you are on the totem pole

>>10961068
Because I like them.

>>10961100
f

>>10960983
Stocks gonna go where stocks gonna go. Shut it down at 1% and you’ll just have to do it again the next day, and the next, and the next until the sell off is over. All you’re doing is prolonging the agony.

>>10961136
Your zoomer music doesn't resonate with me. Have any limp Bizkit?

>he didn't buy Gamestop @ <$14
It's up 15% today and probably going to go into a bidding war between Sycamore Partners & Apollo Global Management. Wouldn't be surprised if they scoop it up for $20/share.

>>10961100
Play liberal games, win liberal prizes.

is this dorsey guy a fucking muslim?
whats w his fucking homebum beard?

>>10961141
it would absolutely make it a thousand times worse

>>10960434
Ford, GM, Honda and Toyota will all have consumer priced electric vehicles in the next decade. We need to rename Tesla to Delorean.

>>10961154
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-05/gamestop-soars-on-report-that-it-s-working-with-adviser-on-sale

>>10960624
>down 60% on amd calls
Hold me tight, don't let that bottle go empty tonight.

>>10961100
It could work in the canadian dude weed market.

>>10961064
I honestly think I'm just gonna go for it as soon as these sales clear and I actually get the cash in my account, probably Friday.
Then again, it depends on what the stock is doing right before the (((big announcement))) on Wednesday.

>>10961191
How? AMD has been on a tear for the past couple of months.

>>10961191
howd you lose on AMD calls lmfao

>>10961173
>tfw holding 10 shares at 303
>so many opportunities to sell but held off for DUDEWEED420PRIVATECOMPANY meme
I guess I'll ride it to Onederland.

Any suggestions for things to buy, /smg/? Still new to trading, looking for some steady-growing stocks to balance out my riskier ones. Thinking AMD, Nvidia, or Blue Apron.

>>10960465
Why does Sanjay do this shit to me? Just moon to $70 already.

>>10961254
Do not buy blue apron, they won't be around very long.

>>10961254
JWN
Ride the Trend™

>>10961173
>Ford, GM, Honda and Toyota will all have consumer priced electric vehicles in the next decade
I work with a mechanic, and the cost to fix/repair the engine of one of those fuckers is insane. The fuel efficiency (which is arguable) is greatly outweighed by how stupidly expensive they are to fix. I can see more electric cars being developed, but few being purchased.

so basically when this correction ends we will be able to buy up some shares of QQQ and SPY even cheaper?

Can't wait, got $5k waiting

>>10961154
They should pay the extra $5 for the protection plan, GameStop is shit

>>10961273
Never thought of Nordstrom, sounds like a good idea.

>>10961269
Blue Apron is an interesting concept but now that you mention it, I'm not sure how much staying power it has.

>>10961254

AMD has had it's gains. It's only down from here.

>>10961210
>>10961214
buy high sell low... seems like I'm an expert

>>10961154
I still like Gamestop they have good deals on Switch games every now and then

STOP SELLING

Why did my Bilibili stocks take a massive shit just now

>>10961306
AMD will be at 60 in two years

>>10961311
I like them too. I have their elite membership, and that combined with their sales, sometimes I'm pretty sure I walk out of their with them losing money

>>10961255
It will the day after you get sick of holding and sell

>>10961332
yeah that is a pretty sweet deal

>>10961254
>all those
>not risky
WEW

BILI crashing like the chink scam it is

>>10961307
try shorting

>>10961114
>not getting multiple pay checks per month for doing absolutely nothing

each dividend I get motivates me to increase it over time until i'm financially independent.

mutual funds are where my growth stocks are at.

divvy portfolio is where my retirement income is at. even without any raises at work, i'll be able to retire in ten years and live off dividends for a comfy life.

dividends are your fren, haven't you heard?

>>10961284
>few being purchased
Depends on whether or not anyone can make a battery worth a damn. If electricity is cheap and the cars run longer and charge faster in 10 years they could easily take the whole market over. If tech stagnates then you're absolutely right.

>>10961321
ARE YOU ME?

>>10961361
What do you think I do with writing options, other than getting paid to sit around and shitpost on 4spam.

>>10961355
I usually buy puts on tsla and other shit. I just had to get trigger happy this morning!

>AMRS call
They said double digits

>>10961382
>having to research options equates to doing nothing

and i don't know what you do, i have a full time job, shitpost on a vietnamese pixel forum and watch the markets.

>>10961306
True, only announcing their gaymer cards earlier can boost their stock price at this point. Their entire lineup is already in the pipeline, and they have the burden of actually having to deliver on their promises, which is pretty optimistic in itself.

>>10961382
naked or covered?

>%13.21 today so far

naise

>>10961414
covered as I'd assume he's in his pjs at minimum

>>10961396
>look at IVR
>look for open interest at certain deltas
>look at capital requirements

Wow, such research, so studies.

>>10961423
ha, yeah naked he'd have to have done a bunch of drugs and shit

Blackrock dividend tomorrow
Get your fair share

>>10961154
GameStop is trash though. There's No hope for recovery either. Nobody buys physical games anymore. Some out of touch boomers might buy it out though. It has 90% institutional ownership. Let the potato explode on them.

good time to buy CGC? I dont want to be left behind the weed boom

Is this a good time to get into stocks or will the market crash in a few months?

.

Greenest DOW

>>10961457
the onyl better time to get into stocks was the day before

just buy and hold index funds

What are some good dividend stocks?

wow this is the fakest and gayest low volume lunchtime rally ive ever seen

sell everything

>>10961481
you havent lived until you receive a ko dividend

Buy more MSFT?

y/n

>>10961481
Norbord I guess

>>10961490
this

>>10960644
up .97% today

>>10961514
How does their future look like. Do they have room to grow?

Fuck, it's looking like a red day today

>>10961481
SPY, DIA, BA, LMT, F, WM, SMG

>>10961542
I don't see why not

just bought 4 shares, afraid I didn't buy more

>>10961456
No this is or is very close to the top. Buy when it crashes back down to 20

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm testing out a new menu item today, spicy Thai chicken curry and it's fucking mint.im up a couple percent today thanks to LPL, so hell yea.

Save this cheat sheet and watch as the Federal Reserve manipulates the markets with a huge sell-off of their balance sheet that they have accumulated since 2008

October 31st will be deadly, or rather the week following it: mid-terms will be rocked by a flash crash in the hopes of upsetting Trump's rule

>>10961567
>he doesnt realize how slow this is
>he doesnt realize everyone has known this for years now

IMAO
SPX 3000 and theres nothing you can do

>>10961552
It'll rise. Intel can't do shit till 2020. Only brand fanboys will continue buying intel anyways.

>>10961542
Yeah in the cloud market.

buying TWTR calls during this dip because I remember how the FB story went

who's with me?

>>10961566
Too much condiment

>>10961558
>when it crashes back down to 20
yes please

>>10961447
Console players still overwhelmingly buy physical games. Gamestop's target market isn't PC gamers, and it never has been.

Although, we'll have to see the next gen consoles to see if Gamestop's business model is safe. It's trading at just over 3X EV/EBITDA if you normalize for asset impairments.

If there's no concrete reason to buy digital games when the next console generation comes out, Gamestop is a huge fucking bargain.

Even so, it's impossible to lose money on this stock if it can sustain it's profitability for 2 years.

>>10961558
>back down to 20
No. Maybe 30, I'm thinking more like 40. It's losing momentum quick atm so I'm thinking this is the peak.

>>10961566
noice

>>10960571
Even the bear scare didn’t affect them that much. It’s your call mate.

>>10961613
Just sold today at 54 a share. Gonna jump back in after the crash. Is this what it feels like to be a bear?

is ROYT a good dividend stock? It gives 10%, whats the catch?

Pacifc Coast Oil Trust

HABT. BURGER

>>10960438
good luck and farewell

>golden bull
JUST
At least I rolled over my SPY calls to further out, so it's not too bad

>>10960803
A bargain

>>10961566

im eatin a plate of nachos right now
pepper jack cheese
mrs renfro's green jalapeno salsa

>>10961490
speaking of KO, its up $0.51 today

>>10961341
damn right

>>10961566
Oooh those rolls! The brocc' looks kind of icky though. I'm having blueberry tea and cold brew coffee with lots of nicotine

>>10961566
i made a homemade egg mcmuffin

>>10961630
naw you gotta put money down to be a bear
that feeling of knowing w out a shadow of a doubt, that you and your thesis is correct, but the trade is still moving against you, is what it feels like to be a bear. 90% of being a bear is just waiting and watching your account balance go down desu senpai

>>10961631
closed end funds and MLPs give high dividends, read into the pros and cons. these dividends are taxed at a higher rate

I highly Reccomend BLACKROCK closed end funds. They have decent capital appreciation alongside their income of 8% yields. Much safer

https://www.blackrock.com/investing/products/product-list-fund#!type=cef&tab=overview&view=grouped

>>10961566
>be based lunchbro
>everyday he takes a picture of his meal
>coworkers look at him as if he's some instachad
>don't realize he posts it on a japanese image board

>>10961652
all my food is mooning today exept for BUD

>>10961614
I prefer physical copies because I plan on holding on to my gaming stuff for the rest of my life. When you buy digital, you aren't buying shit. You are renting a game until the servers shut down. Which now days gets shorter and shorter due to next gen consoles coming out faster and faster. But I'm a boomer if you couldn't tell already.

>>10961724
no youre right desu
DRM is fucking cancer

>>10961708
Those are the wages of sin Nicky! I just diversified my smuck btw, leaving some for a couple of reckless options plays

>>10961566
Tbell soft tacos, and a chapter of heat transfer

>>10961585
Yea half the loss today is from BTC's drop anyways

>>10961708
That's not food though, that's just piss. PISS.
>>10961724
If you don't follow the NASA redundancy method of having three or more backups, you're doing it wrong. Physical means jack shit when you haven't ripped the game .iso.

LOL
the humble waterfilter merchant was just out on the street asking dorsey about the fucking CIA as he was leaving capitol hill

>>10961741
it was a great day for Smuckers

CAG went to 35 and I missed it

>>10961695
thx m8

>>10961755
>That's not food though, that's just piss. PISS.
its unironically not even beer
its closer to shochu

>>10961566
another day, another sub. changed it a bit and added giardiniera peppers instead of jalepenos. up half percent so im at least moving up

>>10961614
>it's impossible to lose money on this stock if it can sustain it's profitability for 2 years.
Riiiight

>>10961754
>Yea half the loss today is from BTC's drop anyways
What does AMD have to do with the cryptomarket now? Hasn't NVDA eaten into that and most currencies don't need to use AMD GPUs to mine anymore? I thought most mining was done with CPUs today.

>>10961698
They're too scared to really ask me about my life or anything, I fix everything and they don't wanna piss me off. They do know I own "babby killers," invest, and play golf but they don't speak up or anything despite being staunchly against it all.

It's nice

The /dogsofdow/ are pulling the market up...green day confirmed

>>10961786
>What does AMD have to do with the cryptomarket now?
Leftovers from previous year? When did I ever say that the two we're related? AMD is up today, but BTC had a big dump this morning, that's where the first big bump of losses ($40ish) today came from for me

>>10961785
>>10961785
Stock price =/= value. You're forgetting that a lot of those losses were migitated by massive dividends. You shouldn't be investing if you're scared off by short sellers that easily.

Gamestop is trading at such low levels that it's expected to go bankrupt within the next few years, although it still has massive operating margins, and low debt. These make it a target for an LBO, and private equity firms are probably going to buy it out at this point anyways.

Even if they don't it's impossible to lose money at these levels if you're a long term holder. I didn't buy at $40, because it wasn't as attractive, I've been averaging down since $20.

Thoughts on SFIX? They've been mooning for the past couple months. Are they going to dominate clothing boxes, will they be bought by amazon, or will they be copied and overtaken like Blue Apron?

I ordered a box and was pleasantly surprised. All in?

>>10961823
Not for me. It's another JUST'dbytheNASDAQ episode for me.

>>10961786
....are you, no nevermind. CPUs haven't been fit to mine with since the earliest days of Bitcoin. Most serious operations have switched to asics which are specialised for minining. It's only hobbiest who use gpus now. Though some are working on asic proof chains.

>GOOGL
Excuse me?

>>10961851
believe in the Boomer
woof woof
Long DIA

>>10961851
down 3% in sept so far and haven't made it through the first week. expect to be down 40% EOM.

Did kneepad trap die?

>>10961827
I'm assuming people are seriously thinking that the fall of crypto will seriously affect AMD's profits.

>HMNY

>>10961840
>I've been averaging down since $20

so you're bag holding...

>>10961150
>>10961150
Here another gay song i like, i think they're talking about your penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

Is anyone shorting LMAO weed right now?

>FNGU limit buy never activated
darn

>>10961880
Now that you mention it all the namefags are gone. I was wondering why the thread was so on topic.

>>10961906
CGC puts right here, up 36% today (but, this just brings my put position back to 0%)

>>10961880
so braindead it cant even be considered human anymore

>>10961906
I bought the top in premarket. Feelsfukinbadman

>>10961906
yea

>>10961880
She's probably just snoozing'. I did write that story months ago about how she'd die and nobody would notice at first until suddenly the S&P drops 30 percent as a death knell.
>>10961906
I want to but I can't find a good contract, IV is massive on all reasonably priced puts. Help pls

>>10961886
People already assumed that about AMD before the Q2 ER and it was stated on the call that loss of the crypto sales 'windfall' wouldn't really impact their bottom line.

>>10961928
wew
honest question:
wtf were you thinking?

>>10961899
Soon

>>10961944
if IV is high you can sell bear call spreads

>>10961944
>iv is high
>not putting on short strangles

>>10961905
Oh man this brings back memories. Sometimes I forget how fucking faggy we boomers were growing up.

>>10961946
YOLO

Is what I was thinking. Damn I'm autistic

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/05/bank-of-america-raises-it-price-target-for-amd-shares-to-street-high.html
And we're back on track.

If you did not buy TQQQ this morning when it was <69$ you are a degenerate.

>>10961951
>>10961967
I'm a brainless and have botched 3 out of 5 of the multi leg options strats I've tried. I do have spare cash now, guess its time to fire up the profit calculator.

>>10961904
As I said, a buyout is probably happening and I've about broke even given the dividends at this point. Even if a buyout doesn't happen, I'll probably still make money because the people shorting this shit are boomers that haven't touched a videogame since Pacman.

>>10961970
well enjoy those bags senpai
and get out on the first sign of strength

>>10961986
This

>>10961906
make the thread nignog

>>10961325
Let me correct you, 1 year or less*

BUYING

IS

OVER

>>10961906
shorting JD ceo is still under investigation for rape. also trade war and bad earnings is killing the stock.

>>10961968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBfQoIgMtk

he're a hardcore white rapper from that time :^)

>>10962082
contrasting this to the INTC exec who resigned after everyone found out about his completely consensual relationship

>>10962082
He's a celestial, how would he even rape someone? I refuse to believe its possible, the yellow fellas are always so nice and polite.

>>10962086

how do I get back there /smg/

>>10962095
I don't understand why that's wrong.

>>10962098
>the yellow fellas are always so nice and polite.
>chinese

NEW
>>10962162
>>10962162
NEW

>>10962098
women want settlement money and he was probably bragging about his wealth. also women are protect by rape shield laws and they have every incentive to falsely accuse you of rape.

>>10961985
Chadding away