/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10948245
If I hear somebody say "please kindly do the needful" one more time I swear I'm gonna lose it

>>10948257
>dear sir
>pls sir
>my friend
>dear regards
>my power is out
>my internet is out
>my grandma died
>i just had baby
>flood in house
>are you there sir?
>sir where are you?
>whats going on?
>why u do this?
>internet is slow
>got lost somewhere

Fuck I just realized I'm posting on wagie hours too so this thread will die. Oh well.

>>10948245
The Indians are shit at working because they are shit. The so-called highly-skilled people your company hires, either directly or through a consulting firm, have bullshit resumes. The stated college education and work experience is typically all a lie. How can anyone verify it? Call India and ask about the educational and work background of Pajeet Patel? There's like 100 million of them and the government is so corrupt and incompetent that it'll never find the right one and even if it did, Pajeet will just bribe some people to provide the necessary false credentials.

Best thing you can do is develop your skill set and try to keep them out of your job tasks. If that's not possible, resign and move to a company that doesn't rely so heavily on them. The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades.

>>10948245

Sadly, they are a much better alternative to a generation of useless wiggers

they suck to work with because they are 'yes' men.
>yes, I understand sir. I can do this, no problems for you.
they say yes even when they haven't a clue what you're talking about or what you actually want. then they'll send you some boilerplate crap and pretend that it's somehow relevant to what you hired them for. \
Motherfuckers, if you have a question or don't understand something, fucking ask for clarity!

>>10948685
>if you have a question or don't understand something, fucking ask for clarity!
I run into this all the time, or at least when I was still hiring pajeets. I only hire Ukranians/Russians now and the first thing they do is get every last detail understood before starting work, makes life so much fucking easier/cheaper. It's insane.

>>10948468
>>10948665
Luckily I'm self employed and outsourcing, it's probably even worse when you have to work with them in a corporate context.

>>10948245
a little story

> be project manager at a software company
> my boss is sent to india to create an outsourcing office to make some digital advertising crap cheaper
> 3 months pass by
> comes back saying it was impossible to do something
> every GOD DAMN SIRAJ PATEL its impossible to interview since whatever you ask them, they know

>>10948245

I'm not indian so heres my two cents for what its worth...

>fluent enough in english to get by but painfully obvious when in a technical work setting

>autistic because they have too many languages, castes, subdivisions so communication is forced and haphazard by default

>picked up the worst of the worst habits from american capitalism; almost admirable when they bullshit americans who are used to bullshitting their customers

>no real incentive to help your imperial ass, a lot of incentive to lead you on

>>10948755

* they claim to know everything, but dont know shit

kek
yes sir i can do that

> have a web server with drupal installed
> pajeet dev (obviously)
> search engine on the server does not support chink chars
> tell pajeet to fix or put an engine that supports chink chars
> pajeet returns and say all done sir
> I check — chink chars are still not searchable. I copy a few chink words and tell pajeet to put them in the search box to see himself that it returns no results
> pajeet disappears for an hour
> comes back says all fixed sir pls check and do the needful
> I check — still not working. I say wtf
> pajeet puts in the exact search chink words that I gave him as an example. the result returns a text file with the chink chars that he uploaded to the server

mfw

there were tons of articles in chinese on the web site that weren't searchable. he "fixed" it by copying my example chink search phrases in *.txt file and uploading on the server.

I had to deal a lot with indians. it was gruesome

I'm a native Kraut so send over your text if it's < one page and I'll translate it for you for free.

pajeet.poointheloo84@gmail.com

>>10948755
>yes sir very expert at (fill in blank)
fucking KEK, this 100%.

>>10948803
Please tell me more.

>>10948865
>mfw this is literally how it went
infuriating

>>10948761
This is interesting, probably mostly accurate.

>>10948803
I've had this happen so many fucking times it's unbelievable. I deserve it desu. Should have learned not to fuck with them under any circumstances.

>>10948353

Pajeets are the scum of this Earth.

I used to work in Fremont, the largest density of pajeets outside of India. And amount of dirty pajeets that treated real Americans like shit was abhorrent. Not to mention there horrific stench when they walk by.

Trump never closed the visa loophole. And now they are popping out babies left and right out here.

Fuck them.

>>10948245
Got one just called me. Says his name is James tailor. Private number. Told him to call back in 10. Got phone recording app ready

What to talk about and where to upload?

>>10949109
ask him if he can do x job

>>10949109
Tell him u were sorry you couldn't talk to him the first time since you were looking at flight to india with the wife.

Tell him you honestly think india is shit and you only come along because of your wife

Trigger him

>Worked with a guy named Lavanya
>People called him lasagna

>>10949155
Will do lads. I actually have sporadic downtime at work and today it's raining so likely have hours. Here is my system so far

>make them call back in 10 first call always
>ask then to repeat themselves until you can tell they are getting pissed
>start telling random stories and just generally not shut the fuck up
>ask then to repeat themselves more
>prepare to give bank account info and mailing adress
>obviously make shut up
>before congrats on you million dollars or whatever say "hey bro, I knew you were scamming me and all that shit is fake.
I wasted half an hour of your time. HOW U LIKE IT BITCH!
>they flip absolute ahit
>record for future keks.

Hell, a lot of times these faggots will use the same number for 3 or 4 days and not block you. Just do it again.

Have friends do the same.

Have call center faggot spend over half his day getting shit on by us until he changes the number

>paid 20$ for a pajeet to write a fishing bot for Trove MMO
>he sent me the bot working perfectly with some additional functions I didn't even ask for
>thanked him and shilled out another 10$ tip for the excellent work

#notallpajeets

>>10949091
>Trump never closed the visa loophole
Yup. HB1 fraud is still going on.
IBM outsourced 80000 American jobs to India in the past 10 years. Sun completely went down due to Pajeets. Adobe barely survived.

>>10949091
>Trump never closed the visa loophole.
It's the democrats that is stopping Trump from closing the visa loophole.

>>10949455
Google even outsourced their CEO to pajeets.

>>10948755
Pajeet "company" once told me they have 30 years experience with Java development.
Wait for it....upon further interrogation it turned out they are 6 fucking pajeets each with 5 y experience.

I enjoyed this thread a lot more than I expected. My turn

>be trainee. Like 17 yo. Get called by pajeet. Makes no sense. After 10 minutes we did not ever understand his name. My boss tells me to ask him if sells Hasj/weed. We laugh at him and hang up. Turns out he worked for the company for years.

Still cant believe it

>>10949763
lol thats good

>>10948755
He should have asked them if they understood bullshit made-up skillsets like astrophysical brain surgery, then when they said yes caught them in their lies. Probably wouldn't change anything because no one would get hired either way, but maybe one out of the dozens of Pajeets would get clued into it and be less horrible for their next employer.

>>10949091
Fuck that's terrifying. The idea of them living here is 10x worse than having to work with them remotely, obviously. Fuck.

>>10949133
Kek this.

>>10949206
Kek

>>10949209
Nice kek.

>>10949213
What the fuck, wow. 1 in a million.

>>10949399
>Sun completely went down due to Pajeets. Adobe barely survived.
Wow.

>>10949511
Kek, can't believe that shit.

>>10950058
Are you Pajeet..?

>>10949763
Not surprised in the least.

>>10950249
I'm still trying to figure out a good way to filter them out on freelance sites. It's hard because I suspect some are larping as Europeans/white to get hired, but it's hard to tell. I think some are more thorough about screening.

>Hello sar

>work for federal Canadian government doing tax stuff
>get hired as a term employee on a 6 week contract
>do good, get contract extensions over and over, working for 1.5 years straight
>department does so well they close down all other similar departments in country and move them all to our building, creating 500+ permanent jobs
>everyone eyeing out a perm job, working OT whenever possible, grinding production rates, etc.
>they start bussing in pajeets and other undesirables from cities where department was closed down
>Employment Equity Act of Canada states X number of X non-white races/women/natives must be hired
>my small white city gets poo'd, blacked instantly
>I have higher production numbers but manager is a basedboy cuck
>mfw I have been laid off for 4 months and the permanent jobs are all filled

So now I am laid off, I apply to employment insurance, it gets delayed. I call in several times

>helluu sirr how may I help you sir
>yes yes no probrem, no probrem, we solve probrems for you
>it is all good

No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered.

>>10949763
Atleast they know how to multiply

>>10950952
>No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered.
Holy fuck this is a legit nightmare.

>>10950249

it wouldnt have changed anything honestly, but the frustration on this guy having totally failed to get a group of pajeets that actually know what they are doing was priceless

>>10949763
kindly sir, we multiply very fine, please assign job

>>10951065
Yeah I hope the other poster was right (he was) and Canada just flushes itself down the toilet soon, sad state of affairs here.

>>10948468
>The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades.

>>10951258
>The companies that rely heavily on Indians will get their comeuppance although it may take decades.
Def agree. Maybe sooner rather than later. I'm an indie dev who outsources to other devs and one bad Pajeet was all it took to almost destroy my entire business. I hung on by the skin of my teeth and have so far managed to keep going. Kek. Still amazed at how incompetent they are.

>>10949763
this is actually hilarious

>>10951031
You can say that again. Check out world population growth statistics :^)

>there are actual pajeets named gopal bang

>>10949763
Every consulting company does this shit... American, Brit, whatever.
When you graduate from help desk you'll learn this.

>>10951314
With all of the sjw bullshit, diversity quotas, and hiring people for their skin color instead of actual abilities, I expect most companies to have big problems in the coming years. It will be their own HR departments forcing them to hire unqualified workers. Corporate suicide lol

>>10948245
>be in fintech
>Indians make shitty .net app in 2011 to relay forex data from Thomson Reuters down to other teams
>choose to limit the total conversion to USD to 6 digits
>fast forward to current year
>Venezuela happens
>conversion rates are now over 10 digits
>production blows up because they didn't think Zimbabwe would happen again
>instead of fixing it they just truncate the entire conversion and cut off the numbers past 6 digits

Gotta love those short term profits over the long term losses, since the executives won't be at the same place when it all goes to shit

>>10951557
>since the executives won't be at the same place when it all goes to shit
Good point, also that's fucking hilarious/depressing.

>>10951459
I agree, what a concept.

Why do they call everyone sir?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnqjEBHpyvk

>>10949763
>Wait for it....upon further interrogation it turned out they are 6 fucking pajeets each with 5 y experience.
Wait for it.... Upon even further interrogation, it turned out that those 6 Pajeets only have 5 years experience in that each has spent 5 years claiming to know Java. Prior to "knowing" Java, these monkeys were claiming to have 40 years experience in COBOL.

>>10949763
All small companies do this shit. Its called marketing

>>10951428
Found the fellowship of das boomer

>>10948245
Talked with one in France and he knew his field. Engineer with CS specialization.
I'm sorry for the anglo-saxon world. Maybe you must be more selective or the UK shouldn't have invaded India.

>>10951557
Consultants Fucking this
Every
Single
Time

Doesnt matter what nationality. Your use cases will be taken literally and unless you specify that you want a system designed with specific specifications they will take the easiest and cheapest route. Why large companies haven't realized this yet is beyond me.

>>10951557
>be nasa
>accidentally switch up metric and imperial units
>a fucking spaceship blows up

Yep. It’s definitely the Dravidian admixture responsible for all of this.

Security guy here. Once stumbled upon an unauthenticated application admin page that was available to all staff. I provided clear instructions on what to do to lock it down to the small pool of resources that required access. Anyway this one pajeet somehow interpreted this by hard coding his own AD credentials into the page.

>>10952124
NIce ID anon, teach us some more tribal wisdom.

>>10949763
lol java hasnt even existed for 30 years

>>10951713
what the fuck did he spill on himself? lmao

How does it feel that the balance of American internet is left in the hands of this curry munching shitskin?

>>10952383
I'm trying to figure this out. He's either profusely sweating or its the lighting.

>>10948245
Indians take advantage of the USA in that our retarded Boomer bosses trust their University grades (that they all cheat on) and their resumes (that they all lie on.)

I have not worked with one who knew what they were doing. Also every Indian over here is upper caste, so they think their shit doesn't stink and talk down to people all the time.

>>10949399
>adobe barely survived
>completely went down

sauce?

literal shit race.

>>10951713

the comments

> sir....U are the perfect facultie for beginners..ur explation is good......sir...will u.....say... coding....for.. beginners.....

> sir u r not provide core & advanced full course videos of durga sir & nagoor babu sir ..... i called u .....but he said we only provide only ratan sir videos for core and advance videos....

> sir i want nagor babu sir core java full course vedios

>>10951713
Holy kek, looks like an indian restaurant menu in NYC or something.

>>10952184
>Why large companies haven't realized this yet is beyond me.
Blinded by the $ savings I guess, for now.

>>10952310
>>10952310
Fucking KEK, incredible.

>>10952561
Kind of doubt (((they'd))) publish news about this desu.

>>10952453
>Chairman Pai, what is your analysis of the repeal?
>sir pls do the needful

Brazilian favela boy here.

Still without job.

Tomorrow I'll post pictures of brazilian places, stadiums, trains, subways, favela pictures too.

Hope I stay alive.

Stay alive.

>>10952561
This thread brings some top keks, but this is THE advice
Check Adobe's 5yr performance
We know amzn is up 7x and it's touted as ultimate smart money
Adobe did 5.7x and it's completely off the msm Yall know what that mean Sirs

>>10952862
lmao

>>10950952
Serves you right leaf

Nobody in this thread has yet mentioned that when talking they call you Dear at least 20 times per sentence.

>>10948353
you forgot
>each and every
>dextop
>one easy payment of three nine nine dollars sir
>windows key + R
>runs tree command
>foreign hackers have infected your computer sir

>>10950952
>No EI payment, no letters, no benefits for ~2 months after dozens of calls. Every time a pajeet answered.
diversity is our strength bigot you're just getting your privilege checked lol

>>10948245

> manager at shit media company
> hiring engineers
> phone screen guy who i can barely understand because of his thick thick indian accent
> ask him about some python internals
> it's a trick question, i want him to talk to me about it
> he gives me the textbook answer
> as he's talking i find the webpage he's reading from
> fucking cheater

>>10948755
they might know the dictionary definition or know how to cheat on a phone screen but in my experience they don't know shit about software and end up costing you more money in the long run. fuck indian contractors.

>>10952310
It's true, 10 years ago it was I pushing the consultant strategy, but I've since realized that it has done nothing but cause problems within my host civilization, so i must shape shift my positions

>>10949763
"combined experience"
its becoming a thing and it's not pajeet exclusive.

Rajesh here.

Fucking wish I was Japanese. I could kill myself due to overworking, instead of trying cheat dem whitebois.

I don’t know how you guys in IT do it.

>be me, builder anon
>it’s summer, and one of the hottest days in decades
>finash a job working inside a roof
>covered in sweat, exhausted, probably dehydrated
>drive to next job
>pajeet house, no aircon, no windows or doors open despite the heat
>old pajeet woman takes me inside
>overwhelming smell of cooking curry hits me
>instantly pass out on the spot
>wake up to my buddy trying to bring me back and laughing his ass off
>dazed and confused wtf.jpg
>drive home and go to bed at 2pm

they got me good bros

>>10952184
>>10952717
Its the way of the MBA, short term profits trumps any long term because they never sick around in the companies long enough to see what their decisions do in the end. They don't care about long term as a direct result

>>10950952
That fucking blows, but at least you'll have the last laugh when the department inevitably collapses from inefficiency and incompetence. The sad thing is when that happens the people in charge will be genuinely confused as to why it happened, and keep doing the same things again and again learning nothing each time, but they will always be given the failiure they deserve.

>>10954047
>government
>consequences
Anon, I ...

They smear sticky crap like peanut butter on the biometric scanners of the doorways

why do indians speak english to other indians instead of just speaking hindi?

someone told me they think their own language is low-class and if you speak english, you're seen as more articulate

>>10954763
Not everyone speaks Hindi. There are dozens of languages spoken in India.

>>10954763

Because Hindi sounds very low-class, you're not wrong. There's a few high class languages (such as Sanskrit) but the natives don't speak or learn that language anymore.

>>10948257

>>10949206
BITCH LASAGNA

>Please do the needful

>>10952173
If the UK didn't invade India they wouldn't be using fucking PCs right now so yeah you're right, we'd be much better off if that were the case.

>>10951713
This is giving me fucking PTSD university flashbacks, half the professors at University of Florida didn't speak English. God fucking shit, this country.

Everytime I receive a cold call from a call center trying to sell me an insurance or whatever it's a fucking third worlder shit skin who can barely speak the language and going all yes sir on me. Don't the people who hire them and coach them to talk like this realize it's doing the opposite of creating consumer trust? I just hang up right away when I hear curry accent.

>>10949091
Yes sir that can good smell curry

>>10949091
Fuck bro I’m moving to Fremont very soon... this October. Are you telling me I’m going to be schooling with a bunch of rajeshes?

>>10955328

lol, yes. Get ready to get contact hepatitis and every third world disease you can think of.

>>10948743
>I only hire

Shut the fuck up you LARPer, you live in your mom’s basement while wagecucking some retail store job. Eat your spaghetti-Ohs retard, you need those good boy points

It’s their sense of entitlement that does my head in. The ones I work with complain constantly about things they didn’t get but feel they are owed. They love a sob story and a guilt trip. I think they’re pathetic, especially the men.

>>10955414
Fuckkkkk

>>10954763
English is the official language of India. Each state has its own sub-language.
t. been there three times

>>10955510
Are their curries any good at least?

>>10948468
can confirm

t.5 years in

>>10948245
>Verizon fios bought buy frontier
>absolute shit
>call to cancel
>wait half and hour to speak with someone
>poo picks up and I cant understand retarded english
>say “excuse me”
>immediately hungs up on me
>call and wait another half hour
>another poo picks up
>tell her that i want to cancel
>says that i cant and hangs up
>call next week
>chink picks up but lets me cancel
Fuck frontier

>>10953387
> as he's talking i find the webpage he's reading from
lmao

>>10953387
>they don't know shit about software and end up costing you more money in the long run. fuck indian contractors.
100%

>>10953704
kys

>>10953819
>They don't care about long term as a direct result
Unironically destroying America in the process, fml.

>>10955146
>mfw I just realized all of the things I want a time machine for involve racial genocide either directly or indirectly

>>10955204
Same in NY.

>>10955426
Kek, sure thing buddy.

>>10955519
Yeah, only redeeming quality.

>>10955573
>>immediately hungs up on me
kek'd

Did jew do good tonight no or,yes?

>Father-in-law bank manager in London mid 1980s to mid 90s
>Good at his job, sent round to different branches to troubleshoot
>Every branch has mix of white, black and asian/indian staff
>Only issues of tacism are Indian’s and black or indian against dfferent caste indian
>Hates doing loans with them due to blatant lying and fraud
>Genuinely nice guy but struggles to find anything positive to say about working with pajeets

>>10948353

>kindly

they use that term like it's going out of style

>>10955146
Oh that arrogance lmao. There weren't PC's in the world when you left India so you're wrong. It's not like you left any tech desu. Your goal was to keep them as a farming country forever to feed your own factories. Nice try anglo. You deserve it

>>10948245
You still need that text, OP? I'm a native German and highly proficient in English, got a Masters of Science and I love translating.

>>10952330
True it was released about 22 years ago

>order something from amazon
>call up customer support until you get an indian
>say the item never arrived and you want a refund

enjoy free stuff

Remember that this is a Pajeet that owns all your personal data.

>>10948245
I'm actually german so @ me if you need something translated.
Send € to hitlerdindunuffinwrong@gmail.de

>>10957413
Das ist unangebracht und hat in einer seriösen Diskussion keinen Platz.

Sie wurden hiermit offiziell verwarnt.

>>10957759
Verschwinde Angela.
#wearethevolk

>>10957329
when you got 100 gorrillion shitskins at least 1 or 2 will be smart

>>10958102
Wir schaffen das ohne dich!