/biz/ - Business & Finance

this is now a /k/ thread

post your funs

First for selling CRON too soon

>>10950702
This is now a loli lewd thread

first for FUCK treasuries

When the fuck is the crash?????

>>10950706
lol
i cant tell if this is satire

>>10950706
>soon
It's good that you got rid of CRON. Packed a cool %30 for myself, very satisfied.

SHORT WAYFAIR

First for BagholderExpatriate as /smg/ mascot

>>10950706
Just wait nigga lmao

>>10950730
pre 2022 election

EKSO is flat and ded
RIP sunrun frogposter
also, SELL AMD goyim! BUY INTEL for stable and steady gains!

>>10950749
We have the best artists

>>10950719
nice dimensions on that pic there, 9ball

>>10950776
wats goyim

guys give me some hints for some good short term trades

>>10950778
Give me ideas

t. secret memester

>>10950757
i honestly think we might be getting shilled
last thread had a bunch of posts saying shit about FOMOing into CRON for some reason. hell, at this point, even the chart doesnt look that good. it traded flat since its AM pump. CGC is holding up the entire industry rn

>investors taking a knee on Nike

>>10950778
the Bog tan

>>10950787
>wats goyim
literally: cattle
>give me some hints for some good short term trades
short dudeweed senpai

Sold canopy at 50.56, did I do good lads? Bought in at 24.86. shes still going up though god damn

>>10950790
I'd personally like to see some RKG hentai

>>10950807
>short dudeweed
mfw my cash account is 100% dudeweed at 6 yr lows TRTC

where do you boys set your stop losses for leveraged ETFs to maximize your risk/return ratio

cant let that shit crash but dont want to get stopped out every week

>>10950787
buy ALT goy, it's going to moon!
and stop looking at the charts, it's all wrong
it's going to moon fore sure!

>>10950821
what does she possibly look like ?

>>10950807
>>10950832
the fuck is dudeweed??????
some kind of meme???????????????????????????????????????????

>>10950817
>shes still going up though god damn
not for long

>>10950832
wew
this sounds like a REALLY bad idea.
you picked the ONLY weedmeme thats not mooning when every single other one is massively overbought

>>10950849
DUDE

>>10950855
WEED

>>10950849
Fuck me newfag....This is the 1st time i have posted in over a quart and people like you still post ehre?

>>10950843
We don't know, all we ever got was a picture of her feet.

>>10950843
I guess the only other facepic we have is Big Fag Guy, I'll have to consider our options

Is honda motor co a good stock :3

AMD actually closing on 10-11% kek

>>10950854
>>10950854
stap dis, i picked when i made 10s of ks years ago.

>>10950849
>???????????????????????????????????????????
no
its dead ass serious faggot

>>10950817
shalom
nice profits, you got out before the inevitable pullback, if its top heavy then shit is bound to fall

>>10950866
LMAO

>>10950875
commenze ze deummpe

>>10950855
>>10950866
STOP IT U CUNTS

>>10950870
didnt post for like half a year
i come back and u fags come at me this brand new terminology wtf

>>10950873
I have the pic of of Big5Guy with sunglasses on

>>10950874
its a good car

FUCKING PUMP SPY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Also, pls post reliable mod to high yield divs

Mine are T, XOM, KHC, O, VZ

>>10950895
>"new terminology"
You're not fooling anyone DUDE

AMD $28

WE DID IT LADS!!!!

>MNKD

>>10950894

>>10950884
hey im just giving you a dose of reality
goin /all-in/ is a terrible idea no matter what
goin /all-in/ dudeweed rn is literally suicide. no one knows when its gonna jump but as soon as CGC gives up a little ground theyre ALL gonna correct

>>10950895
>didnt post for like half a year
>brand new terminology
imagine being this pathetic.
trying to pretend that youve been on this shit site for longer than you have

>>10950895
>brand new terminology
>dude weed lmao
>new
you're the newfag here goy
shoo shoo
>>10950908
short it right now and unironically it will pump

"That's right sir, Comfy is bullish now."

"Excellent, dump it."

>>10950910
Get some BAC C and BLK in their boy bank div growth rates are insane

>>10950915
dumped on your ass at 28 dollars twice today kek

>>10950937
I just sold CGC but it looks like tos going to $60 for no reason but to say fuck you

>>10950939
>>10950940
WHERE IS THE GOLDEN BULL NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10950832
>TRTC

I suggest hanging on to that one, anon. Chart looks pretty good for reversal. Even without a reversal there should be a range move back up to about $2.20. You have increasing buy volume coming in over the last two trading days.

Hooray, green day!

Amazon is now worth $1T

>>10950954
do not regret, it's not worth thinking about, you did well enough selling instead of trying to time a sell perfectly
regretting is bad for your health
always move forward

>>10950954
wait till AH senpai
i think ive seen this episode before
the thing thats weird imo is how my puts i bought at 0.20 today when it was at 49.50, are now worth more than that.

>>10950981
its one of the only ones ive seen w any kind of upside left, ill give it that
but as soon as CGC jumps itll tear down the whole "sector"

>>10950986

YAY! YAY ANON!

even if we close red today (we wont)
it wont matter because china and Precious metals will be even redder, and that is worth celebrating

>>10951036
d-d-does steel count as a precious metal?

>>10950981
i-i know, just can't until 2 weeks so i can dump 2 wagie checks in so i can recoup a few a grand.

to think this payed my mortgage 3-4 times a year for years and i got complacent.

I don't know how to feel about this. You've literally immortalized me into a meme. It's like I made it. When do we long SLV?

>>10950937
>trying to pretend that youve been on this shit site for longer than you have
been here for a year wanker

whos with me on the nvidia master race
is asus mooning next or will they flop?

>>10951081
12.25
but i only buy physical.

>>10951081
Going to start buying precious metals during the winter. It's going to be comfy.

>>10951061
Technically no

>>10951103
is that so
Watch this

>>10951061

Wtf did she do to that poor camera? As a /p/ fag I am deeply offended.

>>10951090
>been here for a year wanker
yea senpai i can fucking tell

>>10951102
$12.25 - $200 is like going to be fucking great, that's like when you're on the roller coaster and it's pulling you up the hill all slow and it's comfy.

>>10951036
CLOSING RED
WE'RE FUCKED

>>10951120
sorry i didnt adopt the autism

>>10951149
visualize the green day so it materializes comfy, its all on you

>>10951171
The only way I can pump the market is to short it
I'm sorry

>>10951164
go away outlander

hey /smg/
europoor here, how do I options on degiro

>>10951219

shoo shoo

This is America thread

>>10951036
friendly reminder that it is your patriotic duty as an American to short every chink shit stock you can

>>10951239
Why's degiro in the original post then
I'll just buy random shit I guess

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .32%, but I have to go now I'm sneakyposting this at work

>>10951254
Well some one posted some information here a few weeks ago that says if you just pick 10 random things you'll out preform 90% of us. So go for it dude.

The DOW was so close to green dammit comfy

DINGALINGADING DING DING

Green hammer close on RTI at the end of the bull flag. Looking good. Nice cool 53 RSI as well.

Harvest One Cannabis looks a bit less convincing but I think i will hold this trade over night and see about snagging a low on open tomorrow if it dips.

>>10951277
CRON calls finally itm...green day for me

>>10950986
My stats are looking pretty much the same today. Apparently I'm up $250 this month. AAXN pulled a solid hundred of that all by itself.

>>10951216
hmmnmnn nmnnmnh
dont give a shit if im not welcome here

>>10951219
ask early before our markets open senpai
im not sure

>+.02%
I guess its a gain

did any of you lads buy the dip on GALT today

>>10951277
-1%
an unbelievable loss from kraft heinz

CEI coiling lads. Not a bad day.

Why the fuck goes WEED just keep going up and up

>>10951277
I'm up 15%. South Africa is gonna pull me back from the fucking I got from Elon.

GTBIF moonman

>>10951277
-0.43% today

a lot of my new positions took a hit

>>10951306
Yep, up 3.81% on it.

>>10951283
hello dude weed sir,

should I go all in HMLSF?

It has dividends. also some good stocks in it, like CGC, RTI, OGI, EMC, INMED, TBP, etc.

Also has some bad picks like Scotts miraacle grow and ACB. what do?

>>10951283
>Harvest One Cannabis looks a bit less convincing but I think i will hold this trade over night and see about snagging a low on open tomorrow if it dips.

Best case scenario would be a gap down to fill my order then bounce. Pretty sure I can make about 10% off that nice and quick like. We'll see.

bah another trash range day
atleast me didnt get buttraped today and manage scrape up some profits

>>10951277
>suicidal tendencies intensify

>>10951319
at this point its gotta just be bait
theres simply no reason for it
i just saw an order for 63k shares go through AH
couldnt possibly tell you what they were thinking

>>10951283
do you have any input on CGC?
as in, why?
how?
is it literally because snoop dawg?

>>10951344
there are more gains to come, fren
stay patient

>>10951277
Up 0.39% as well -shrug- compound compound compound

this is an interesting thing to see in AH
not often you see AH orders of this size in the OTC

>>10950776
What a polite doggo.

>>10950996
Megacorps, we shadowrun nao

I'm so happy /smg/ I'm up 50%

AMD $30 THEN AMD $40

>>10951349

I can only provide opinion on from my perspective as a swing trader. Your strategy may be different and these may not be the best choices for you. However:

>Horizons ETF: sell. Absolutely do not go all in.
>ACB: sell
>Scotts: hold

>>10951379
>do you have any input on CGC? why? how?

Retail fomo. Huge hype. Also people expect Canopy to make big news releases about their plans for the Constellation billions. It is also stupid overbought and inflated and I think anyone holding it should sell.

whats the downside to municipals? Is there something I'm not getting here? they're like 8-10% yield

>>10951452

boring boomer shit

>>10951277
up 8.21%

>>10951460
>boring boomer shit

but that's easily twice the yield on "safe" dividend stocks. if you already have money are they actually that good?

I'm down 20% on my SPY calls and want to hang myself
Why do I inverse the market every fucking time.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>10951277
12%

Perhaps the greatest recovery in history for me
Only down 2% from 8%
Thank you stock jesus

>>10951452
are you gonna give a ticker or what?

>>10951486
Did I miss movie night again?

>>10951277
Green day, hooray!

>>10951309
there's been no news why's CEI going up

>>10951442
>Retail fomo.
right, but retail doesnt FOMO in w 63k shares comin in AH. at least, not any retail ive ever seen.
>I think anyone holding it should sell.
well i hope they listen to ya senpai
im starting to think i should just be buying shares against my puts i got today, at this point. its gotten completely out of hand.

>>10951520
isnt there a r/s coming on that one?
my bet is this is the escape/suckers rally

>>10951486
you're short on precious metals, right
i'm considering buying into them in a month or two

>>10951504
Yeah it happens every Saturday at 9:30 mountain time
>>10951539
incorrect

>>10951504
the only thing you missed was Comfy and has friend 0Scoops crying about women

>>10951277
The GTII gap has me paranoid

>>10951552
Sounds about right

>>10951551
so that's 4am EST right?

>>10951552
Um I was waxing eloquently with bible bro about how adventures with whores while 2poops complained about being dumped 12 times, thanks!

>>10951556
correct

>>10951551
fug
i'm still going to buy into it tho

btw, you guys should watch Nightcrawler next movie night

>>10951591
If they haven't watched American Psycho yet they are failures as human beings.

>>10951591
I was hoping we could watch Eyes Wide Shut, but that's also an option

>>10951607
they watched it last time

>tfw i only have $280 in my checking, $12.78 in my savings

at least i get paid tomorrow. should clear 3K but still, shouldn't have invested that much and stretched myself so thin

We should watch that one comedy with the dude from that show in it, and that chick that's in all those other movies.

>>10951627

kek what happened

>>10951648
Star Wars The Force Awakens?

>>10951608
We should watch Salò, you’ll like it a lot

>>10951667
No it's got that plot about how they've got to do something or something big was going to happen, and there was only one black dude in it.

>>10951659
I put about 2K into the market this month on stocks I thought was undervalued. also had an expensive vacation weekend.

I still have an online savings with 5K in it (which I pretend doesn't exist) but it still takes 3 days to transfer in and out.

is this what its like to feel poor-ish?

>>10951566
^_^

>>10951692
I don't know are you hungry?

>>10951691
Oh now I know what it is!

>bought NFLX weeklies
>down afterhours
>theta decaying each day
feels bad man

>>10951705
no, ate at whole foods today

>>10951692
No, that is how it feels when you're gonna make it. I was like you ten years ago, now I have a few hundred thousand saved.

Keep at it.

>>10951709
No that's not it. I was talking about notebook.

>>10951608
Holy shit I just realized, how have we not watched the movie Wallstreet?

>>10950681
You /biz/ niggers need some wisdom. Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x2Sirzb8OA

buy the spy

>>10951692

Do you still live at home?

>>10951591
if youre gonna buy anything metals, buy platinum
its an AWFUL idea rn, but thats the one w the most upside

DOW futures is green I repeat DOW futures is green
Thats an official green day

>>10951769

ETERNAL BULL

>>10951757
no, i'm a mid 30s boomer. i own a home and the mortgage is due on the 7th (auto)

Figured Id buy a two month call on Nike. White people dont buy nike so this whole anti trump shit might pump the stock, earnings coming up too.

Somebody asked me in previous thread about Emblem Corp and I forgot to respond.

Chart looks pretty good. Bull flag. Actually there are a lot of bull flags showing up on cannabis small spec stocks right now. I opened a small position around lunch today. Stop loss set at the bottom of the pennant.

>>10951786

How do you live like that

>>10951691
Star Wars The Last Jedi, then, right

>>10951786
I'm a 31 year old boomer in college that lives with his parents. It's not fair, I was promised the boomer life if I worked hard!!

>>10951857
You obviously didn't work hard enough fren.

>>10951857
it only gets worse

>>10951918
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

are US civil servants pension going to fucked up?
i heard there's 4 trillion dollar hole in it

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST WANT OUT IF DEBT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10951857
Try being 38. I did get good news over the weekend that most of my old credits from 10 years ago will transfer to my new degree so I may only have to take one more semester. Problem is I’m doubting if this degree will actually help.
>>10951918
10 years before I retire. Great.

>>10951886

Handshake wasn't firm enough.

>>10951945
they will come for your crypto, just like gold

>>10951945
We boomers are going to be the one that finally catches the brunt of everyone kicking the can down the road. The zoomers are getting extensive combat training through Fortnite and will kill us when we are weak.
>>10951972
The worst mistake I have made in my late 20's early 30's was going to college. I'm in too deep now, so I guess i'll just die.

>>10951857
>tfw I have that exact same handgun

based Browning Hi Power. I even have a ringed hammer to deter hammer bite

Also, anon, I was in your shoes but in law school and 29. now I'm 35, own a home (well the bank owns it for 28 more years) and have a decent savings and investment portfolio. you can make it

>>10950925
FUUUCCCKKK

I've been playing MNKD for fucking ever and i missed this one FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

>>10952006
My degree is in accounting so i'm going to enjoy about 5 good years of employment before my job is replaced with automation and i'm forced to be a factory cuck the rest of my life.

Fed should just stop printing money by buying debts just stop.

>>10951983
me play CS:GO for keep killer instincts and reaction speed sharpened just so they never get upper hand

me swear to god am quicker than HFT bots sometimes on front running orders

>>10952007
me am trying for get floor manager let me play GPRO
told him it was easy 10c per contract today but wouldnt let me :(

>>10952134
Your pelvic floor manager?

>>10952120
Kneepad, I have never doubted your ability to kill in large numbers.

>>10951983
I’m nearly 40 (ugh) and I run circles around zoomers.

Today was a good day, post positions

>>10952183
What we lack in youth, we make up for with dad strength.

anyone here ever use M1 Finance? is it any good?

Hey Nestle fell off a fucking cliff today. Anyone know why? Overreaction to this:
https://www.baka.com.au/politics/federal/nestle-says-slavery-reporting-requirements-could-cost-customers-20180816-p4zy5l.html ?

Thinking about getting some calls tomorrow.

>>10952276
Jesus Christ 4chan, ess em aych dot au, not baka, in the URL.

>>10952276
Love Nestle stock
theyve been owning slaves for decades now

>>10952276
Now Nestle has to start reporting their slavery numbers?! Pesky fucking regulations.

>>10952293
traps are gay.

>>10952164
have never fired real gun before because it would be too much power for me mortal hands @_@

>>10952156
they make me strengthen this and it embarrassing

>>10952312
I’ll let you fire my 1911. It’s incredibly controllable for such a large weapon.

>>10952303
>>10952305
Look, making ethical decisions isn't going to save my poor ass during the coming climate wars, I need dosh.

>>10952308
Maybe, but only high IQ investors like traps.

>>10952326
Like my dick

>>10952326
colt, kimber...rock island?

>>10952327
KO, PEP, and Nestle are all in competition
You can overview their charts and see Nestle is in the lead over the past 20 years or so
This should be because they own the largest share of the bottled water market, and drinking water in general for the whole world

>>10952350
>having anything other than an original manufactured in 1918
Pleb

>>10952354
That's kind of terrifying, anon.

Portfolio full of canadian weed stock
Gonna dump right before harvest
Feelin comfy

>>10952312
kek wrote that poorly
am mean in sense that everyone wiithin 30 square mile would die O.O

>>10951551
Sweet, going to join you guys for movie night!

>>10952388
Holy shit is that Bob from Twin Peaks in George W Bush's limousine?

Scary stuff, this deep state shit goes far wow

>>10952308
If traps are gay, I don't want to be straight.
>>10952386
I always assumed you would seduce men to your hotel room before killing them because you no longer can reach orgasm without someone dying by your hands.

>>10952369
harvest as in harvest season or harvest as in when recreational sales are online?

>>10952367
It's a good thing Anon, just let them control the water supply ok. We don't need poor people squandering water.

>>10952367
coke and nestle will soon own 99% of all water, bow down

>>10952396
It's Jimmy Saville kek. Now then, now then, now then...

Should I buy weed stocks or a comfy dividend stock such as AT&T or Toyota or Lockheed?

>>10952396
>Holy shit is that Bob from Twin Peaks in George W Bush's limousine?
I suppose you could call it the British equivalent of that.

>>10952415
>>10952422

I just hope some big dick scientist figures out cheap desal and releases the plans to the public, then. Christ. Already long on Coke, may as well buy some nestle just in case tho.

>>10952423
Isn't he that creepy bong that diddled a bunch of hideous bong pigs, also know as british women?

>>10952423
Don't worry, Jimmy will fix it. ;)

Is it too late to invest in dude weed lmao (particulary VIVO)?

>>10952445
Yes but they were children at the time. He may have also killed quite a few of them. It's understandable though, British women grown up look like such slags after all. God save the slag!

>>10952466
https://youtu.be/_4_L2UuxLxY
Um, yes I know it's a little late, but is it possible to still FOMO into weed stocks?

>>10952485
Lizzy Two was fucking CHOICE in her day, anon.

>>10952422
The problem with water is that it can be declared as a strategic and vital ressource and subject to state confiscation
I would go long on water clean tech companies instead

>>10952490
"mwaha, hahaha, ahahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

>>10952523
Never going to happen in the USA. Republicans are going to continue selling our natural resources to the highest bidder.

>>10952485
It's pretty wild to me how no official sources have connected the bodies found around his properties with the fact that he was a confirmed pedophile and necrophiliac. He knew a lot of secrets, what I'd do to talk to him and have him answer honestly.

>>10952466
You could invest in puts.

>>10952399
>because you no longer can reach orgasm without someone dying
;_;
never DONT take pain killers when you are in legit pain
being in constant agony will twist you

>>10952508
Yeah she was. She was cute as a kid doing the nazi salute too.

>>10952538
All hail the anglo state of right and habeas corpus shit !

>>10952540
Well, I mean these are people so powerful that the people who do the prosecution don't even touch them.

>>10952538
not to mention all the operations they have in africa
Slaves are a great buisness model, they pay almost nothing for their factories and farms in africa
FAT margins my friend Fat fat fat

>>10952547
Y-you okay there friend??

>>10952188
Infinite gains praise amd!

>>10952308
>>10952293
the final trap redpill is to embrace your bisexuality and openly admit that you're attracted to both men and women

>>10952650
high iq poster was right all along

>>10952650
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER VALUED REEE

>>10952650
If you have AMD calls why in the hell bother to own 1 share of it too?

>>10952666
based trips and this picture is making me feel weird and conflicted emotions

>>10952666
I'm not attracted to men though, I'm attracted to hot women with big red cocks.

>>10952619

CHANGE THE SUBJECT

>>10952650
NICE DUDE!!!

>>10952728
$60 MU 9/7/2018 CALLS

>>10952672
For my heart and soul.
>>10952666
My only ragret is not using my other account withn more money. Forgive me, for I have sinned, Lisa.

>Credit Suisse analyst John Pitzer gives AMD price target of $13.50
>Credit Suisse owns 22 million shares and cannot sell until late September
Things that make you go hmmmmm

>>10952666
>>10952705
But sometimes men are cute and nice

>AMD will pay millions in fines to Global Foundries for missing volume targets
>According to multiple outlets moving to TSM was a win for AMD
Things that make you go hmmmmm

>>10952725
RKG my plan was to use SPY calls as a mining operation and recycle the gains into DIV to keep them safe every week to break even.
Now SPY is ded and I'm going to die.
What do?

>>10952807
Comfy, you idiot! The SP500 is going to 3400
Just hold your spy shar_

>AMD will possibly gain up to 3% market share on Intel in the server marketplace this next quarter
>AMD will lose 6% of it's gross revenue due to loss of crypto sales, and has no viable GPU to compete with high or low end Nvidia GPUs
Things that make you go hmmmmm

>>10952807
you should stick to your plan unless calls super short timeframe -_-
SPY in lowkey accumulation ATM

>>10952856
his spy calls are like, super short
hahahahaha

>>10952856
>>10952867
My calls don't expire for another three weeks so I'm waiting for a green day to roll them over into something longer like the end of November.
Ty for your guidance I will not panic sell

>>10952033
>Fed should just stop printing money by buying debts just stop.
they literally did that already faggot
where the fuck have you been?
what exactly do you think QT is?
why do you think the dollar has been mooning so hard?

>>10952856
How is the butthole?

>>10952867
he longed just in time for the long squeeze T_T

>>10952901
>sweatysnaek.gif
d-dont hate me if wrong
it just accumulation steadily climbing up
and OBV returning back to past ATH levels, AKA "smart money" buying back in
it pretty safe bet that unless something crazy happens spy gonna keep climbing

>>10952983
good O.O am have been wanting for use it again! me have BUTT for first time in like 2 years kek !

Kapernick is nothing more than a hypocritical idiot that costs white business owners money. Like this dude literally can't help but cost people money. First it was the NFL owners and Papa Johns, now it's Nike. Avoid anything this dude touches like the plague.

Papa Murphys down 9% after hour
is this pizza even good?

>>10951277
up .49%, 2.5% for the month of august. Why is BA so comfy bros?

>>10953170
is he losing people money or is he creating a buying opportunity so you can make money?

quit being racist and be an opportunist.

>>10953193
Papa Murphy's with thin crust is better than pretty much any delivery pizza, much lighter and tastier. That being said I haven't had Domino's in four years and have never had Pizza Hut, but I can tell just by looking.

>>10953217
Pizza Hut is disgusting and so is Dominos. Dominos cinastix are to die for though (and you might from diabetes). Papa Johns was literally the only pizza I liked besides the mom and pop places.

>>10953251
>tfw you love Pizza hut and Domino's and hate papa niggers.
I guess I'm just a pleb

>>10953264
me favorite Pizza Hut & hate Dominos and Papa Racist

>>10952402
Its around the same time.
I expect stocks to drop when the supply far outweighs the demand and wee prices go down.
These huge grows profit margins will get thin as fuck.

>>10953115
>od O.O am have been wanting for use it again! me have BUTT for first time in like 2 years kek !
Post sharpie in pooper, classic /b/ style

It will be super cute

>>10953264
Maybe I just like THICC crust

>>10953329
Rolling for kneepad posting ass pics

tomorrow sets the tone for down week or new highs week. place your bets

>>10951322
how'd you bet on South Africa anon?

>>10953375
green day

>>10953194
how long ahve you been holdin BA for?

>>10953115
>it pretty safe bet that unless something crazy happens spy gonna keep climbing
>something crazy
like a near term commodities crash?
cuz thats what i think might happen

im fairly certain one of the major things that was spiking VIX today was the way oil was trading. it gapped up around 2% on the day in PM, then just before open started getting HAMMERED. never let up all day save for an absolutely pitiful bounce at close

see pic
>candles are CL1! (scale right)
>orange line is SPX (scale left)
>white bars are OVX (no scale)
>yellow line above is FEDfundsrate

if we look at the last time the FED was raising rates (years leading up to 08) we see a similar run in oil to around 80/barrel. we can assume that the dollar was doing a similar thing as now (rising steadily) and that oil was pretty much ignoring this and rising alongside it. suddenly after hitting highs, it started flapping around and then there was a beartrap when the FED switched to neutral policy. these sudden down moves in oil spikes OVX (which unfortunately wasnt around for this time so i cant compare). we can see how OVX spikes work essentially the same as VIX spikes. hi oil vol means high equities vol. now looking at the stochRSI, we see the monthly one pointing pretty much straight down.

imo the similarities in the FED policy and the charts themselves should not be ignored. we are in a period of relatively low oil volatility, and EM troubles are spiking the dollar nearly every other day now, w the FED funds continuing to hike. should oil crash out somewhat (likely imo) we will experience some increased volatility in the equities market.

now if this indeed a mirror of the 06-07 market, what will happen is that oil will recover, the dollar will start sliding hard as the FED switches to neutral, and then shortly afterwords (i guess were talking like a year or so on this month chart) the equities market will peak and we will head into a recession.

>>10950855
>>10950866
CRON confirmed golden bull thanks to back to back dudeweed dubs

>>10953345
Based Patrician tastes

>>10952236
m1 is great for passive investing as you can buy fractional shares and there are zero fees for buying or selling outside of expense ratios on etfs.

Its different in that you set % targets for the different securities youve put into your portfolio, fund your port and it will auto buy/sell until its balanced for you. It seems to execute sells/buys at 1pm everyday EST.

You can buy Bonds, ETFs, individual equities and premade industry wide baskets of individual equities that have target ratios equal to their marketcap in the sector.

all in all its a really slick app thats pretty easy to use if you understand how investing works. If youre a complete retail beginner, just download stash.

the only bad downside to m1 is no options :( but honestly, the data and charting on m1 is accurate and ive heard RH ui is pretty bad. If i had RH id play options and lose my shirt so m1 it is for me!

>>10951277
Today was a good fucking day.

>>10953209
I'm not even racist man, but the guy is costing people money, and I already told you what I'm going to be doing 4 months from now this morning. There's a big difference between creating value in a brand, and taking advantage of some one else's poor judgement.

>>10953345
She must be damn near 40. . . I'd still hit it.

>>10953502
Sucks though cause she gained too much weight.

>>10953612
agreed, she was great, then went wayy overboard

where you in that int thread this morning?

>>10953607
older= more experience, and a far better lay in general

milfs are the thinking man's ideal qt, only virgins want retarded teens

>>10953645
I slept with a virgin only once. It was bar none the worst sex I've ever had I my entire life. So much insecurity.

>>10953673
same here, she was 19, and it was awful

damn if i had dated her longer could have made her into a true freak tho...

>>10953693
>>10953673
>take girls virginity
>dont marry her

Absolutely degenerate. thats 2 more women who will be ineligible for marriage material, and will either become crazy cat ladys or marry a beta bucks and cuck him for Tyrone further creating dystopia via single motherhood. you fuckers

>>10953645
perfect slampig, definitely still fuckable

>>10953721
To be fair, the girl ended up cheating on me with a black dude, so she can die in a ditch for all I care.

>>10953721
>>>/r9k/

>>10953762
Also this. If you'd ever had sex with a virgin you would know that the last thing you feel like doing with them after is marrying them.

>>10953645
No. Just a fan of hers. She did some god tier virtual stuff

give me one reason why i should trade anything but options

dunno if im the only one here who trades treasuries regularly, but this should be useful for anyone who wants to look out for yield curve inversion and yield spikes. might come in handy w all the EM shenanigans

https://ghostbin.com/paste/kj8ys

>>10953783
are you cool w your portfolio fluctuating sometimes +30% in a day?
i am, but its not for everyone desu senpai

>>10953793
I could watch this gif all day, thanks

>>10953823
i know its bretty kewl, isnt it?
i just found it the other day

>>10953833
It's all fun and games til you realize the blue dots are actually peoples heads after being squished.

>>10952428
I know this sounds retarded but I really feel completely ahegao for weed stocks, I keep trying to resist but the weed keeps penetrating me with its myriad of tentacles. I really don't see how or why TLRY goes down from here until it hits 100 or October 19th rolls around.

Unless you are like investing 50000 dollars and want to all in AT&T its probably less fun but smarter.

>>10953743
oh yea I'd still fuck the fat right off of her

but her newer stuff is just her eating food naked, which isnt that hot
but she can act as a pregnant gal now, so thats sometimes a plus
still she used to be better

>>10953721
>all that projecting
found the virgin

>>10953772
indeed

>>10953783
taxes
also risk, it will bite you in the ass one day, count on it

>>10953783
Honestly being on the short side of the contract and holding until expiration is usually the way to be, but options allow you all the leverage in the world man. Just understand the price will get manipulated and you can get fucked by some one with a lot of equity in the company.

Say I own like 2.5% of a big ass company. I sell call options to faggots like you, then on expiration day I have a big decision to make. How do I make the most, or lose the least? I manipulate by dumping shares and manipulating the price to where it needs to be so I can get the most for what ever exposure I have.

>>10953855
i dont see why weed is going on such a run rn anyways
literally nothing has changed
they have to put up the numbers to show theyre profitable, or collapse their stock prices to something reasonable given all their liabilities (or likely a little of both)

>>10953888
yea
this is really it
you can avoid a lot of the pain of long options simply by avoiding the end of expiry. if you give yourself time to make your money, and arent bumping heads w the faggots writing em, sometimes you can both win. to say nothing of the theta raep

what kind of stuff do you guys do to make money on the internet outside of your normal jobs, if you have one? I got spare time I want to spend making more money at home but Im not sure what isnt a scam

>>10953607
Pls don’t give my milfu aids

>>10950874
Daimler and Ford now
Toyota later, maybe Nissan.

>>10953926
if i ever make it im thinking of getting a 370z. are they as sweet as they look?

>>10950986
I did 1.68 myself. First day trading, feels great.
AMD better correct and not moon some more or I'm going to feel stupid.

>>10953960
>getting a 370z

Spotted the faggot!

>>10954010
>he thinks I said mustang

pls enlighten me sir

How good is a paper trading account to learn options? I've been doing fine with buying and selling but I haven't touched options yet. Does thinkorswim work well for that?

>>10954024
strongly recommend it desu senpai

>>10954021
ii think he's talking about a large quantity of malt liquor, or a japanese piece of shit.

>>10954021
nvrm a 37 oz, that's like when you let you buddy take a sip of your forty

>>10952490
Ima fomo 40k into em tomorrow. join me!

>>10953960
Get sub-compact Nissan and keep investing. You don't make it until you're in Hollywood slut shopping.
Never.
Cash.
In.
Early.

>lewd loli thread
>only a single cirno

GGGGOOOOOMMMMMMMFFFFFYYYYYYYYY YYYOOUUUUUUUU FAAAAAACEEEPOOOSSSTEEEEEDDDDDDD

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I LISTEN TO THE FUCKHEAD WHO TOLD MY TO DD ON AMD PUTS?!?

>>10953793
>took temazepam hour ago
>have been watching this past 30 mins
:O.......

WHY DID I SELL ALL MY AMD CALLS ON FRIDAY REEEEEEEE

>>10954225
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
That stays on the YouTuBe channel

>>10954225
post it !

>>10954225
Thats what I imagined his facial width to be

>>10954267
>>10954281
My nigga lookin’ wide as hell *sucks teeth* ay

>>10954324
I regret the creation of this podcast

where was the lunch segment comfy? I cooked a steak to watch this and you werent even eating

>>10954267
beautiful

I fucking hate Laplace transforms by hand though

>>10954352
COMFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>10954246
i found it while i was peaking on LSD yesterday after i realized i wasnt gonna have to move out. did pretty much the same thing, so i think i know the feel desu senpai

where the fuck do yall go to get good rips of animes?
i wanna watch the steins gate movie, but i dont wanna watch a hit quality, sped-up youtube rip

Robinhood was supposed to add candlesticks, but I don't see em on android. What gives?

>>10954427
>>10954427
new bread
>>10954427
>>10954427

>>10954368
these thing am really neat
they come in context of momentum trading
the philosophy am there NO SUCH THING AS MOMENTUM !!! using laplace as example
>>10954376
g-grats on not having movie out O.O

>>10954440
yea it was a close one

i was away playing shows this summer and one roomate got a puppy. two of my roomies hated it and decided to get a place w out telling me, one got married one weekend and got a house, and then finally the one w the puppy bought a winnebago and decided to move into THAT. i found some new goys real quick, but didnt hear from em till yesterday, so i woke up at 4:30 in the morning freaking out. realized i had to delete all my stuff and possibly move to NYC where i got some good friends that would let me crash out for a while (not preferable. i dont like NYC that much. least not for living in desu). decided i needed a good freakout so took a bunch of acid, started throwing out useless shit, then managed to find the guys and find the rest of my new roomates. mission accomplished

it seems cliche, but if youre ever in a situation where your lifes falling apart, take a bunch of LSD and youll straighten it out whether you wanna or not