/biz/ - Business & Finance

Option D. (For giant Dicked people)

Sell the flute for more Chainlink

>>10948321
Kill child C give it to Child B. Tell her to sell it to Child A if she wishes for a profit.

>Child C's unhappiness doesn't exist anymore
>Child B is happy with a small profit
>Child A is happy because she can now play the flute

Total amount of happiness increased in the world.

Giving it to any other child than child B is decreasing the total happiness in the world. Very immoral.

>>10948321
The correct answer is B. If A wants the flute she can buy it from B or ask B to build her another one. C needs to fuck off altogether.

>>10948321
B is the correct, unless she previously formed a contract where she offered her product in return for other goods.

>>10948321
Oh ffs who made this idiotic comic? B wouldn’t even want it, they’d be charging A money (and why the fuck is the parent taking away B’s flute, property rights anyone?) to buy it. C can go khs

B.

Don't give it to one of the gingers

>>10948362
Children don't have property rights you faggot

C should get the flute. It's not fair that he's poor. He may get really good and lift himself out of poverty one day.

>>10948321
Child B should get it.
she made it, she paid for the resources, she spent her time on it, she gets it.

if Child A wants the flute so bad, she should learn how to make her own or stop being a poorfag and pay someone else to do it.

Child C is literally the IRL equivalent of dindunuffin's in gibmedat's. fucking commie scum should just kill himself since he provides no value to society and has to rely on leeching off of other's skills.

>>10948362
>B wouldn’t even want it
Why? Collecting is a thing ya know. I have a katana at home and I never took swordplay classes.

B - property rights.
>of you answered anything else you belong in Venezuela

>>10948321
B>A>C

>>10948383
I agree as long as it's your flute.

Do you give away your flutes dear anon?

A = Fascism
B = Capitalism
C = Socialism

>>10948321
Give flute to B, Sell it to A, then from the profit buy a whip to punish C for being a lazy poorfag nigger

Fixed it btw

>>10948449
based

>>10948321
A should get the flute, since only she can use it to strengthen the social contract. B should get a reward of some kind. C should be tested if he is actually useful for something, if not he should be removed from society.

>>10948321
any answer other than B will get a free ride in my gyrocopter

Give flute to B
she can sell it to A
and use the profits to streamline flute production using C as cheap labor
since A is clearly an extrovert, use her to attract more flute buyers in exchange for a small cut

>>10948388
B needs a return on her investment so she can afford to keeping making more. She’s got bills and needs to recover her initial from paying for the materials.

>>10948349
Kek

Is Child B not entitled to the sweat of her brow? Shall we let the intellectual elites such as Child A enforce her warped sense of justice upon society? Or should we look to Child C for answers; stealing the fruits of ones' labor and throwing it to the destitute and poor. Let Child B keep the flute, holding a monopoly on all flutes in the class, only allowing others to join in when they can put forth a respectable amount. But under no circumstances shall anyone in Child C's group get a flute, or the brand will lose all credibility.

child B gives it for child C so he can give it her friend A. friend A plays it and makes child C happy, at the end of the day they return it to child B

>>10948321
A. B should not get to horde the flutes but giving it to the poor just because they are poor doesn't get to help anybody.

That being said giving B absolutely nothing for creating the flute is also bad so she gets something too.

C should just rape A and B because clearly they are disadvantaged but the other children are weak and he can overpower them.

>>10948641
If I'm A and B is holding a monopoly on the flutes I'm going to kill B. Unlike C, I'm competent, so if all B's died A's could replace them, however only a few B's after to die before A's get a fair deal.

lol a child can't construct a transverse flute, nor can a child play one at a high level

A - here's a $5 recorder
B - you're a liar and liars get punished
C - go be poor somewhere else

>>10948321
Child B because anything else would be theft

Sell nike

>>10948321
Option b you socialist scum.

The question is retarded.

>>10948650
>B should not get to horde the flutes

>>10948671
>If I'm A and B is holding a monopoly on the flutes I'm going to kill B

I think there's something wrong with you anon. First, it should be said that a flute is a luxury good. Second, if B managed to hold a monopoly of a resource (holy fuck how she did that) then props for her.

>>10948321

Sounds like A had access to a flute anyway if she learned how to play one. B can just make a new one. Give it to C.

Get triggered edgy teenagers.

>>10948671
Based conqueror.
Slaves produce stuff.
Masters take stuff for free.

>A
Unbased, purplepilled, and adequate IQ (125-150)
>B
Based, redpilled, and high IQ (>150)
>C
Cringe, bluepilled, and low IQ (<125)

>>10948671
You fool, Child A would never lower herself to an animal like you are willing to do. You are a C, and will join them in flute poverty.

>>10948321
Give it to C because he's a male

C. The flute makers role as a citizen is to contribute to society for the greater good. Their citizen ship will be motivated by recourse of kinetic energy transfer.

>>10948321
the strongest will win the fight.

>>10948950
There we go.

>>10948388
Collecting is degenerate

>>10948673
Only correct answer

>>10948321
C. Is the only one who could become the next mozart with this flute and use his poverty to motivate him
A. Knows how to use the flute and will most likely just become a flute teacher
B. She made the flute and can make more flutes and use him for marketing to sell more flutes

>>10948321
Cut the flute into thirds and distribute it

>>10948321
The only answer is Child B, the rest of you are socialist scum who should be hanged from a helicopter.

And you're not "giving it" to child B, you're giving it back as its hers. She built it its her property.

Give it to A
>You have created hell on earth, a civilization in which you are forced into an existence below your capability never to reap the fruits of your labor, no matter what you do you can not be responsible for improving the lives of yourself those you care about.
Give it to C
>You have created hell on earth, a civilization in which there is no reason to develop any skill because you would neither reap the benefits of your labor, but also never be in a position to use your talents and skills to their full potential. Truly, the worst option. There is no reason to live, and you wonder why anything happens at all.
Give it to B
>Congratulations, you have created a civilization that can not only sustain itself and grow, but it is the happiest and most fulfilling of any realistic choice. You should be commended for your understanding of human nature. You know the permanent and constant reality that altruism is far less motivating and fulfilling than voluntary cooperation.

Child C should be SHOT.

>>10948321
keep the flute for yourself and if they complain beat them, they wont stand a chance. The strongest deserves everything

>>10949539
The hardest lesson life will teach ya.

>>10949247
it is her property
she might want to LEARN to play it or sell it to child A
taking stuff from others is a no-no

>>10949375
kek

>>10948321
Break the flute into three pieces, and give one to each child; punish any who complain or cry.
>anon: 'this is what happens if you can't sort things out between yourselves: an external authority intervenes and fucks everything up for everyone, kids'
Smoke all three children with about an hour of sprint drills, buddy-carries, star jumpers, mountain climbers, flutter kicks, pushups, and other physical training, followed by a two-mile run, and finish with some serious stretching & yoga, then feed them nutritious food plus plenty of water before sitting them down in front of a television in a dark room to watch some dark cinema masterpiece like "Das Boot" to really drive home the idea that they're either working together or totally alone, and that life is utterly pointless suffering which ends in death, and that they'd better get over themselves and put their shit in order.
>lesson: 'all three of you are shit; unfuck yourselves if you don't want to suffer.'
Yes: I'm available for babysitting.

>>10948321
Sure B is right, but why has she blue hair?

>>10948321

Child C, as child A and B are both evil roasties. Child C is a bro.

A.
This is poster is clearly propaganda from B who was already paid for her services. She majored in Flute Servicing and complains that her wages are too low so she spends half of her workday on Tumblr complaining about money.
She doesn't care about C, just likes to use him as a dumb vote to confiscate wealth from A.

Is anyone in this world really thinking its A or C?
B made the flute, you want it? buy it.
you don't have the money because you're a nigger? go get a job, get money then buy the fucking flute even tho u cant play it

>>10948321
it's unfair to give the flute to anyone except B because she made it, child C wouldn't have a use for the flute and didn't make it, child A could buy the flute from B and the happiness would increase.

>>10949620
Because she's cute.

>>10949265
Extra effort for an inversed Windsor knot? No, thank you. Tried it right now and it looks foolish.

But anyone who picks anything other than B is delusional. Thread should've died earlier.

>>10948321
B since u took it from her u fucking asshole, if u pay B money for it on her terms u can give it to A and any other flutes can be given to the poor dude

>>10950110
>u

>>10948321
Obviously I should get the flute. The three children are being ammature fighting over a flute. Child a has pleanty of flutes and can buy another. Child b can make another flute if they really want one. Child c is a cunt. Noone desearves the flute. I do for teaching them manners.

>>10950227
>Child b can make another flute if they really want one
What about the materials? How do you know child B has s supply of resources for another flute?

>>10950245
Because only child c is poor

>>10948645
>child B gives it for child C so he can give it her friend A. friend A plays it and makes child C happy, at the end of the day they return it to child B

best answer

>>10950273
C being the poorest doesn't mean B isn't poor. There's a difference between being poor and miserable for example.

The flute goes to none of those little faggots, it goes to me so I can shove it up my ass and use my farts to play a song with it. Toot toot Mary had a little lamb, mother fucker

>>10948424
how the fuck is A fascism anon? A is just stealing. Property and trade are fundamental aspects of fascist doctrine.

For a good introduction to Fascist theory I recommend Sir Oswald Mosley's 'Tomorrow we live' and 'Fascism, 100 questions asked and answered' although both relate to the practice of Fascism under UK conditions, they are an excellent introduction to Fascism generally. Fascism is administration by expertise, not the confiscation of property for the benefits of experts.

>>10950526
>trusting experts

Why do you even bother with bitcoin if you trust ‘experts’ so much.

Easy. The answer is B.
Just because A can play the flute does not mean they own the labor required to make it. That is theft. B made the flute and owns it. C doesn't deserve shit.

>>10950541

>>10948321
A

Why waist a good flute to B and C if there is the chance they don't like it and or don't use .

>>10948388
>I have a katana at home and I never took swordplay classes.

No one is going to comment on this autism?

B is the only right answer

>>10950603
How is that autism anon? Lots of rich people have swords and like as collectibles. If I were to defend myself however I'm going to use a gun.

>>10950699
Unfortunately incels and weebs ruined sword collecting. Guilt by association.

>>10948341
Why is it always the best post?

>>10949599
damn, sign me up for anything youve got to offer

C because girls get enough shit handed to them in life.

>>10948321

Child B can keep the flute. As long as they can provide sufficient proof (invoices, receipts etc.) that they made the fucking thing. Otherwise I'm taking it for myself and selling it at auction.

If they can satisfy me (fnarrrr) that they made it, I'd then explain that A and C can make B an offer for the flute if they wish. If they can come to an agreement then great, offer + acceptance = contract.

I'd tell C they should learn to play/make the flute themself; they could offer to help B with making future flutes for gibsmedats/offer to learn how to play from A.

>>10948372
Neither do you if the state doesn't give them to you, faggot.

>>10948321
Both A and C are just feeling entitled to the flute. If B made it , she is morally entitled to the fruit of her labor.

She can then sell the flute to A or give it away to C if she chooses to, as >>10948349 pointed out.

Giving it to C is retarded because "muh fee fees" and giving it to A is retarded because society doesn't need her skills badly enough to justify taking it away from B (who is established to be the rightful owner before "you" presumably take it away) and give it to A.

C should get it, women should not be allowed to own property

>>10948355
this

>>10948321
What kind of autistic child uses the expression "fruit of my labour"

>>10948349
spbp

>>10948424
You are fool.
Socialism is not gibs for nuffin.
In socialism, you didn't work, you went to fucking jail. Neeting was crime literally.
Flute would be the state property and each kid would be assigned hours to play with it.

t. lived in the eastern european socialism

>>10951912
Dad?

A! But B is composted with 69% any earnings A might receive playing flute. C gets 1%

There is no reliable ethics of entitlement, so I snap it in half because none of them deserve it.

>>10951923
30yo boomer :(

>>10950366
lmao

>>10948388
>I have a katana at home

>>10948321
I take girl B home and fed her cookies.