/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10933932
philosophy

>>10933932
the university of life, son

>>10933932
Humanities & Social Sciences the best one

>>10933980
>>10933937
cool pranks kids, have a nice day

>>10933932
no need to invest anon just make burgers

Nursing. You're surrounded by women so you should be able to talk to at least one of them and you'll get paid pretty well after graduating.

tfw I only get trolls and one helpful anon who assumes I'm a robot for some reason, but thanks anyways

BSC business & computer science
>can literally master in anything
>comfy

>>10934163
Business is an absolutely useless major

major dick is my best investment, got it for free too

>>10934025
you literally have to wipe shit and clean puke for shit pay. Fuck. that.

>>10934267
I thought you had dick as a minor?

CS isn't a meme. If you aren't retarded there's plenty of jobs and easy 6 figures.

t software engineer

>>10934229
why is business a useless major, especially combined with cs? I was thinking of that too.

>>10934281
>Fuck. that.
Nope. Will not clean anyone's poop for any amount of money. Fuck that. Rather flip burgers

>>10934330
if u ever want to have kid I have bad news for ya

anything that you end up in logistics, if combined with something creative you have 5 well paid jobs waiting after collage

>>10934299
For being a human adapter that rots in front of blue light, gradually becoming devoid of inner motions and ability to interact with humans.

>>10934323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdlrasj6bg
Type business degree into the search bar of his channel and watch all the relevant videos

Businesses degrees are just common sense that you would pick up on a job after working for a while.

All the accounting you would touch on in a management major you could self-teach.

You would be better off double majoring in CS and Applied Math or Statistics.

>>10934490
wtf are you on about?

>>10934550
>wtf are you on about?
Fulfilled relationships are the source of happiness, as a person that interacts mainly with computers and scarcely with humans you have fewer.

>>10934708
dude that really is not true, and you don't really understand what being a software engineer is about.

I'm not pro cs, but you do realize most physicists and mathematicians use computer science to a great extent, as well as many other professions.

>>10934025
>bachelors of ass wiping

>>10933932

The crypto economy is going to flatten everything out like social media did.
University is a meme, you can learn all the stuff online and not have to deal with socialists.

>>10934778
im eu based so it's free shit and u still need to clean hr unless u want to be an enterpreneur, which I dont until im a bit older and have some savings and experience

>>10934725
I did 4 years of sitting in a room writing code during my PhD and postdoc and for about 3 years I've been working with patients, nurses, support workers, and lots of other people and I'm a lot happier. There's something about looking into and talking with a human face that a computer display does not offer.

>>10933932
You'd be better off getting time served experience with a tech firm. Since everyone has a degree its practically worthless without real experience

>>10934281
Do you even know what a nurse does?

>>10933932
With what? A bachelor's? If so, nursing desu. They only work three days a week, make like 60-70k starting, and have insane room for growth.

>>10934778

>>10936187
*You'll need an additional degree along the line (DNP or MBA), but the hospital will often pay for it.

>>10934323
>Business degree useless
They aren't. You'll get an entry level job at a corporation with one. However, you can do pretty much any professional job and get an MBA.

>>10934490
lmao insane vocab, anon!

>>10933932
Just do 2 years of trade school/technical college.

>>10933932
Philosophy or History, that's all that will still matter in a few years when AI has replaced everyone.

>>10936543
In what though? Everything I read about the trades says that you either A. have your body break down from heavy manual labor or B. become a contortionist and fuck up your joints.

>>10936305
Business degrees are less than useless: you learn about business from academics with no real experience, just shit they’ve read about. Find yourself a mentor who’s actually run a business.

>>10933932
engineering dummy

>>10937262
A business degree is useful in getting you an entry level corporate job.

>>10933932

Serious answer -- top tier investment is computer science, shit will get you a 6 figure job right out of college

next tier is electrical, mechanical, chemical engineering, statistics is quickly rising into this tier too


then other engineering, like civil and bio

wild card top tier is a business degree at a top university -- business is fucking useless at most colleges but if you're at like a top 15/top 20 university their networking is top tier and they'll carry you into a 6 figure job with some top company

then everything else - pretty much every college degree is useless and you're gonna end up having to hustle a lot to get a job unless you're in some sort of engineering, statistics, or cs

>>10934323
"Business" is arguably the most generic degree you could possibly get at university. It will give you nothing to stand out from the crowd. At the very least go for economics or finance.

>>10934025
Don't listen to this man. He lacks a good deal of wisdom. He does not understand the economics and business of the man/woman relationship dynamic.

Women, every single one of them, has an insane instinct called hypergamy which is in addition to already having the attraction spec. As you all know, you want to fuck, relationship, and breed with those members of the opposite sex that you are attracted to. Hypergamy is a twisted aberration of the attraction instinct and it means that she will always seek to obtain more things through the only way she knows how: using sex and flirting.

She obtains greater things as compared to what she HAS and what she believes she CAN HAVE, at the current time. If she HAS all the money and prestige of a nurse, then she is going to want to trade up and have the wealth and prestige of a doctor. She will do this by attempting to date doctors because now that she is a nurse, nurses are no longer good enough for her.

Men fuck about 1 or 2 points below themselves and up. This is pretty much standard for all men across time and space. Women have an ever shifting set of standards and as she gets a man who meets the standards of before, she will ask "Is he the best I can do?" and she'll try to find better to cheat/dump him for.

If you are a male nurse surrounded by female nurses, you almost definitely have a hundred percent chance of being cucked, assuming you can even get a second date. You'll largely be relegated to dating women one full tier or more below where you are at, so women who look worse and who were the English, Philosophy, Social sciences majors with massive debt and worse looks than the massive debt and better looks of your nurse peers.

And all were thots Anon. Every single one, no matter how innocent-looking.
If you're going into nursing, go into it for some half decent pay. There is no extra bonus of nurses to potentially date. Get a sex doll or have sex tourism instead of making a decision like that Baka-Anon

>>10937262
You may as well do one because it makes you "normalized" a BS in Marketing from Arizona State just looks legit and you can always build on top of it with GoogleAdwords cert or some sort of apprentice/bootcamp or just get a job and build on it.

Most degrees now are just foundations for lots of future learning.

>>10934862
This is the one truth biz fails to see over and over again. They all ask how to make it but never even think of the most important aspect to making it in life.

>>10936559
>in a few years
You don't know how far away we are.

>>10938076
>>10938953
>engineering
No. My mechanical engineering degree was the biggest mistake of my life. There are no jobs.

>>10934490
> being a human adapter that rots in front of blue light, gradually becoming devoid of inner motions and ability to interact with humans.
anon....

>>10939267
MD here. Can confirm. Nurses are disgusting roasties handing out their numbers on paper while I'm doing inpatient round. All while their bfs are wagecuckingin trade jobs. Female MDs are nothing better, they ride cock carousel until 30, then press for marriage after 3 months dating.
Medicine is fucking hell if it comes to women. Only good thing is banging villager 20yo qt patients.