/biz/ - Business & Finance

You got some kneepads?

This is easy af op look
>get 20 people to download btc wallet
>get 20 people to all buy $1 worth of btc
>Get all 20 people to send you $1 worth of btc
>do so by blowing them. 20 x 1 = 20

>>10905895
When will this retard learn how to draw?

>>10905968
why not convincing 1 person to do so

>>10906060
are you serious who is going to pay you 20 to blow them? you're nuts. You'd have an easier time with $1 bjs. trust me op

>>10905895
I will unironically send you 20 USD in nano for a time-stamped sharpie in the pooper.

>>10906153
what if you dont pay?

>>10906011
let's see your work, bucko

>>10905895
>not earning crypto by doing tasks on earncrypto.com

here we go...

NANO: xrb_1ae37367zqq39n3mygp3xm4ksyk8zohejnusiqjxb3end7c7gb1wg6qf36hu

BTC:
189QW8YbS16xQVkUHpAzmnyHBQCeeAxd3T

I hope some of you guys send

>>10906464
Gross flat ass

>>10906464
nice shop, are you a graphics design/media flunkout?

>>10906380
>earncrypto.com
how much time does it take to make 10 bucks?

>>10906517
months

>>10905895
Sell blowjobs. Charge extra for lipstick.

>>10906598
actually. i tried this type of ptc sites and made 1 dollar end of month.

i got 100 dollars from my money giver and because of i am a entrepreneur, i looked best ways to increase my money.

i found bitmex and looked so nice. because of my first time i used 50x and 100x and got liqd immideatly.

now i dont have any money and i need btc to make money again.

my target is making 10-20 dollars to 100-200 dollars first with 10x-25x leverage and then dividing them and use laddering method. i was into this charts, Ta and other things for a long time but never used bitmex.

anyways thanks for reading my diary.

>>10906464
Did you get the money?

>>10905895
You can't afford 10 bucks worth of BTC? Honestly if you need 10 buck I can throw you some.

>>10906698
DEGENERATE GAMBLER DEGENERATE GAMBLER DEGENERATE GAMBLER DEGENERATE GAMBLER

>>10906894
no lol
>>10906922
it would be nice
>>10906923
fucking arthur gayes is putting like 100x 50x and i went click 100x like wtf

>>10905895
Is this supposed to look like C9 Sneaky as Sivir?

I'm interested if there's a way

>>10907047
yes

>>10906922
hey man will you send? i am waiting with full of hopium lol

>>10905895
Become an escort OP. In the early days while escorting I used to buy prepaid credit cards (like Vanilla) in order to purchase advertising credits on backpage. But in summer 2015 Visa, Mastercard, etc. cut-off backpage because they didn't want to do payment processing for hookers. So from summer 2015 on, the only way you could purchase advertising was with crypto (bitcoin at first and then later as the fees went up they took ethereum, litecoin and bitcoin cash).

So in summer 2015 onward, I started meeting up with localbitcoin "dealers" to buy bitcoin with cash so that I can advertise on backpage. And then i figured, "hey you know what? Why don't I just start offering my services directly for bitcoin since I need bitcoin to advertise?" So for the past 3 years I've accepted crypto for my "services." And I offer a slight discount if you pay with crypto. And then I started deciding to put my savings into crypto. I didn't just do it for advertising anymore.

I only take bitcoin and litecoin. I used to accept ethereum and bcash. backpage used to give you a 15% discount if you paid with bcash. So when backpage went down, I stopped taking/buying bcash. Litecoin has consistently low fees so I see it having a future. Even if it is under-valued right now. I stopped taking ethereum because it's too stale and too slow. Someone could literally pay me in ether for my services with a low fee, have it boomerang and then they get a free blowjob/fuck. Fuck that shit. Bitcoin used to be the same way (it still is if you do replace by fee). If you send me BTC with replace by fee or under 1 sat/byte, I will refuse to provide service until it confirms. If you send with 1 sat/byte with no RBF these days, it will eventually confirm. There was a point where I refused to accept BTC at all. BCash is associated with scumbags like Roger Ver, BitMain, Fake Satoshi, Calvin Ayre, etc. so I refuse to support that ecosystem anymore.

There's bitcoin faucets if you don't mind the tedium of clicking it every hour. I've been in cointiply for 49 days so far though and all I've earned is just $3.6 worth of bitcoin. You get more if you do surveys but they're tedious as hell.

https://cointiply.com/r/1PR9z

>>10905895
no idea

>>10906353
he said "unironically", that means he'll do it bro.

go on, stick a sharpie up your date.

>>10907414
That's interesting. Any idea what percentage of your customers paid with crypto? Did the customers that used crypto skew younger?

>>10905895
Where is my fucking pooper sharpie?

Welp I'm back. Was jerking off to some sideways pussy. Post your BTC shit with a nice sideways pussy and I'll send you those 10 bucks

>>10907610
>That's interesting. Any idea what percentage of your customers paid with crypto? Did the customers that used crypto skew younger?
A small percentage of my clientele pays in bitcoin. And they are far more likely to be millennials like me or Gen Z.
It's like Gen Z + millennials > Gen X >>> boomers
I think the core issue with using bitcoin as a payment method is that bitcoin and all the other coins with it crashed like crazy. So if you are hodling your bags and you pay an escort in crypto, you're basically selling at a loss.
I get more clients paying me with e-transfer and credit/debit than crypto even.
I do get the crypto guys who see me just because I take crypto though. That is something I noticed. And then if I have free time after they cum or if they have me booked for an hour+ or something, we sometimes chat about crypto. They try to pitch me on their shitcoins. I only take BTC and LTC. If a guy insists on ETH, I'll only take it if he uses a decent gas price. Because I've literally seen 1-2 gas transactions take forever or boomerang. The only coins that have any real-world use right now are BTC, LTC, ETH and XMR.

>>10907787
Good insights, plus you make me feel better about my shameful LTC bags.

>>10907758
here:
https://pastebin.com/pxMjz68Z

send it before janitors delete desu ;__;

thanks

>>10907872
thats a terrible pussy. looks like hamburger

>>10907448
Couldn’t you just use a bot?

>>10905895

>>10906923

Good. We're all degenerate gamblers here. What's the problem?

>>10907758
it has been some time are you still there ;__;

>>10907916
If you want to risk it, yeah it's possible but I've been clicking on it almost every hour now that I'd rather not risk getting banned.

>>10908170
The other anon was right. That's a terrible pussy. I'll see what I can do though, be back in around 5-10 min

>>10908170
You better give me a good sideways pussy now, faggot.

>>10907448
>49 days
>$3.60
honestly, just get a job and buy in at that point...

>>10908353
>>10908273
Anon delivers!

If i make it someday, i wont forget this address anon ^^

>>10908357
It's not my address pal. It's from some shitty exchange.
I don't even have a bitcorn address

>>10908357

I'll give you 10 more for a sharpie in pooper with a time stamp on your ass.

>>10907816
>Good insights, plus you make me feel better about my shameful LTC bags.
I said LTC is useful. I didn't say it was a good investment though. lol. The price in the crypto world is driven mostly by speculation rather than actual use. Litecoin is a reliable payment method. But the only thing I use litecoin for is to pay for my VPN, escort advertising and gambling. That's it. lol. I don't invest in it anymore. I get 20% bonus credits on advertising on one site if I pay with BTC/ETH/LTC. So depending on a couple factors (how often I pay for advertising vs. how many clients pay in crypto) I offer varying discounts to clients who pay with crypto. But I can't always do that because if every crypto nerd in my city is going to me for cheap head, then I end up receiving more crypto than I need to pay for advertising. Then I end up leaving money on the table. lol.

Also as someone who has done this for years, blowjobs are a much better deal than sex. Johns pay less for a bbbj sesh than a fs sesh. But your kitty gets sore and dry from having multiple guys pound you in one day. And you don't have to shower as often. No sweating. If a guy cums in my mouth, just gargle some Listerine and bring the next guy in. If a guy cums on your face, boobs, it's a bit more work. Some hookers don't like it when guys cum in their mouth but I find that it's less hassle. And with all the hookers who let the guy cum in their mouth and even swallow out there and being fine or catching a minor STD at worst, it seems silly for me to tell the guy to pull out of my mouth right before he cums. I've given head to like 10 guys (not all at once) in a Saturday before and I'm fine. lol.

Didn't even deliver on the sideways pussy pic.
Shame on you OP, guess I gotta do everything on my own.