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bulls and bears unhappy edition

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Previous thread: >>10901999

>> No.10904123
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10904123

First for buy the dip on FCU in November

>> No.10904127
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10904127

If trips Soros is father of the bogs

>> No.10904136

>>10904103
good job removing the [embed]

>> No.10904149

>>10904113
Not quite

It is backed first and foremost by the hard work and ingenuity of the swiss people. And their probity too.
Switzerland is like the Japan of Europe, these guys export a lot of shit abroad.

>> No.10904150

Good times.

>> No.10904173
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bull run!

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>>10904103
next time grim... next time

>> No.10904187

Reminder that if you own Scotts Miracle Grow, you are supporting Monsanto and the monopoly on marijuana seeds. enjoy your GMO/pesticide weed

>> No.10904212
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>>10904187

>> No.10904213
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10904213

PUMP IT

>> No.10904221

>>10904187
reminder that genetically modifying plants is good and improves society
reminder that selling marijuana is morally wrong and worsens society

>> No.10904226

should i stop using tastyworks and start using thinkorswim?

>> No.10904231
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>>10904212

>> No.10904252
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>>10904231
>she wanted Ted Cruz

>> No.10904255

why is CGC still going up?

>> No.10904268

>>10904255
delusion

>> No.10904274
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>>10904221
>reminder that genetically modifying plants is good and improves society
agreed
>reminder that selling marijuana is morally wrong and worsens society
disagreed

>> No.10904285
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>tfw FOMO'd on CRON at $12.50
IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.10904287
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>>10904231
>Steve Bannons liberal brother

>> No.10904290

ITT: a bunch of retail faggots buying overpumped bubble bags with literaly dog shit tier price to earnings ratios being offloaded by Wall Street and the same 3 dudes circlejerking over Tesla.

>> No.10904304
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>>10904255
for example, the ER that kicked this one off was them losing 3x as much money as was expected. this of course means that the stocks price should roughly double in a week and a half. because dude, weed

>>10904287
he really does look like it desu

>> No.10904305
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10904305

Bearfags panicking! Covering their shorts!
Golden bulls holding longs like champions that they are!

>> No.10904308

>>10904285
Andrew Left is gonna eat his shorts, his schizo wordpress PDFs can only FUD so much

>> No.10904316

>>10904285
wew lad
you DEFINITELY fucking deserve it
go buy CGC now while youre at it

>> No.10904317

>>10904304
moon weed cannot be stopped

>> No.10904327

>>10904274
>the costs of substance abuse in the U.S. exceed $600 billion annually
>marijuana is the most widely abused illicit drug in the nation among both youth and adults
>marijuana abuse and or dependence for minors has increased by a staggering 492.1 percent between 1992 and 2006.

>> No.10904347

>GALT pumping hard in power hour
Damn bullish as fuck, this train is showing no sign of stopping.

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10904356

>>10904285
>FOMO'd
found your problem champo

>>10904327
>exceed $600 billion annually
yea and there are more people in jail for marijuana use than for every other crime combined
so how much of that $600 billion is for jailing costs? when many of those people could be out of jail and employed, resulting in a net economic gain instead of burden?

>> No.10904380

>>10904356
I'm not arguing about putting people in jail. I'm saying is selling marijuana is immoral.

marijuana is not a net economic gain:
>studies show that marijuana use is associated with increased absences, tardiness, accidents, workers’ compensation claims and job turnover. Also because those who tested positive for marijuana on a pre-employment urinalysis test had 55 percent more industrial accidents, 85 percent more injuries, and a 75 percent increase in absenteeism compared with those who tested negative for marijuana use.

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>>10904317
uh huh

now that these stocks, whove been banking on legalization, are now real companies due to said legalization, its time to put up or shut up. i think CGC is trading well beyond its actual value. i also think they will fail to capitalize immediately and fucking eat shit all over these FOMOers faces

this WILL however take a lot of the market w it

>> No.10904390

>>10904356
This desu.
Would you rather your son be smoking weed everyday after work, or getting raped every night for 20 years in prison.
Not a hard choice

>> No.10904404

When is the next global recession coming? The stock market has been doing too good for too long but I don't want to sell my shit.

>> No.10904414

>>10904404
200 years

>> No.10904416

>>10904404
not yet
abandon all EMs tho

>> No.10904417
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10904417

A m r s
Over 9

>> No.10904426
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10904426

AMRS finally broke 9 dollars. Straight line up from here to 15. It'll take a break at 15 but then it'll be smooth sailing to 200 by 2025.

>> No.10904438
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10904438

Today was not a good day. Rip SPY.

>> No.10904453

>>10904438
you heard it here first folks
long SPY on the bell

>> No.10904470

>>10904438
the tarot gypsy predicted a flat week, so we should be going back to 2888 before close

>> No.10904473

>>10904453
I didn't panic sell, it has to go down more first

>> No.10904486

>>10904426
It gained about a dollar fibby in 2 days, jesus christ.

>> No.10904498
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>>10904304
>judging a stock by a ERs when rec sales havent even started

>> No.10904516

>>10904486
A good time to buy AMRS right now actually.
Just settled above 9.
May run again

>> No.10904520

>>10904486
Yeah or in other words 20% in two days. I'm not sure if I should take profit and wait for a dip. I got in at the last surprise dip so I made a quick 30%. Some anal shit out a $15 price target so I think that's the reason for the pump.

>> No.10904527

I don't want to study and get a degree but my current job isn't paying much so it's gonna take forever to work up a fat portfolio at this rate. I live pretty cheaply and invest $1100 a month but with a decent job I could probably double that.

>> No.10904532

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-0.04%

>> No.10904559

>>10904520
Haha, good to see the mid-teens meme caught on. I am still holding mine from mid-5s, no plan on selling any now.

>> No.10904561

>>10904498
and im anticipating for them to fuck this up entirely
thats what ive been saying w "failing to capitalize immediately"

regardless, canopy will not simply stay up here at 45
it doesnt have that kind of value
you dont even have an argument, on the other hand, and are like the rest of these tards who think that this 100% run in a week and a half is totally kosher and gonna last

were about to see this whole newfound sector correct like we saw back in the beginning of the year. you fail to see how the rules have changed for these fucking meme companies thaat are levereged up to their eyeballs. they are standing on a razors edge rn. if they dont capitalize IMMEDIATELY, many of them will fail, or at the very least, correct. and HARD

>> No.10904569

>>10904532
18 MINUTES, CAN IT BREAK EVEN???

>> No.10904588

>>10904532
>SPY virgins
QQQchads are already green granpa.

>> No.10904600
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galt gang galt gang galt gang

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>>10904569
it can
It will

>> No.10904694
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10904694

IT WAS THE BEARS TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10904600
NAK is the company that owns the Pebble mine in Alaska
It's been stagnant for years because while the land it could be built on has massive reserves of gold and copper, leftists and Obama's EPA have stopped the mine from being built out of concerns about the environmental damage it could cause
Drumpfelstiltskin's EPA allowed NAK to apply for a federal permit in 2017, but it's likely going to be years before anything actually gets built

tl;dr - It's a long term speculative play on a massive copper and gold mine in Alaska that hasn't been built yet

>> No.10904713

>>10904380
thats probably from the people that smoke on the job.
there was a guy on here yesterday talking about his plant in Memphis, and lots of the workers come back high on their lunch break and he's caught them smoking on the job.
So making it illegal didn't really fix that. Normies aren't going to start smoking on the job if its legal to use at home.

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10904717

nuuuuu it above me stock now T_T
why did me give up on trading today just had stick 2 plan T_T

>> No.10904722

>>10904703
lol, buy DRYS and HMNY while your at it

>> No.10904727

>>10904703
He has 19 shares worth about $10, I don't think anything NAK does will affect him substantially.

>> No.10904728

>>10904703
nice to see /smg/ has moved up the retardation scale to gold junior mining scam cos, that's a step up the moron tier from even weed stocks that just have a PO box

>> No.10904744

>>10904713
I'm not talking about legality. All I'm saying is that selling marijuana is immoral, which it is.

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>>10904703
oh no, not this again

>> No.10904758

>>10904694
only a retard daytrader could be a bear. if you invest you're a bull

>> No.10904762

>>10904694
it still probably is senpai
though you shouldve sold on wednesday like a non faggot, and covered today at lunch

but one thing is for sure, there was a lot of dollars getting bought today. whether that was because of EM troubles, or because of people cashing out for the holiday weekend is another story. long weekends are usually when big news gets dropped, so we will see

>>10904703
sounds fuckawful

>> No.10904766

AND WE ARE GREEN, RIGHT ON TIME

>> No.10904773
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>>10904717
Greeeeen

>> No.10904776

>SPY just broke even
>My calls are still down 9%
UM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.10904779
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10904779

2 MINUTE WARNING!!

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!

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>>10904722
>>10904727
>>10904745
>>10904762
I only have a tiny amount of it because nothing is set in stone yet, but there's significant potential for profit if things go well
If things start to happen, I'll buy more of it, if not, then I lost $10

>> No.10904790

>>10904776
they suck out the premium before the weekend kid

>> No.10904791
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10904791

WE'RE CLOSING ABOVE 2900 BOYS

>> No.10904796

>>10904784
Are you this new?

>> No.10904806
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BULL RUN

>> No.10904817
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10904817

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? Mine has been generally bad, but my SJM started to turn around today and the GALT I got as a meme yesterday has done well, looking for an exit.

>> No.10904823
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>>10904796
I know it's done shit historically, which is why I don't have any serious amount of money invested in it
It's more of a reminder of me to keep my eye on it than anything else

>> No.10904825

>>10904776
have fun losing theta over a long weekend retard

>> No.10904837

>>10904817
ME SUPER REKT NUUUUUUU TODAY WAS DAY DESIGNED FOR REKT ME NUUUUUU
atleast it never went back over long point tho but could have broke even instead of losing MONEUUUUUUUUUUU NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.10904839

>>10904776
seek gambling addiction help

>> No.10904841

>>10904817
>and the GALT I got as a meme yesterday has done well, looking for an exit

$10
Wait for cancer data, phase 3 GD-MR-02 trials, or partnership/buyout news

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>>10904817
+0.06%
Thats a green day

>> No.10904844

>>10904825
Theta won't matter when SPY moons 5% on Tuesday

>> No.10904850
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>>10904744
no more so than selling tobacco or alcohol or MIRV's

>>10904776
classic comfey posting

>> No.10904854
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>>10904817
broke even acutally

opened new positions wednesday, thursday, and today

i am going to miss the action and hanging out with you fags on monday because of the holiday

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This is all that you got bears?
See ya next week...bulls will keep stomping!

>> No.10904864

>>10904850
now you're getting it
>MIRV
depends on who you sell to

>> No.10904868
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>>10904860
Bulls INSPIRED

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>>10904817
+.51%

I'm keeping on buying the ford dip though, and it's holding me back

>> No.10904873

NUUUU over long point AH
why was today like this T_T

>> No.10904876

>>10904817
ALL

TIME

HIGHS

>> No.10904884
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>>10904873
Ill tell you why
Because its the Golden
Bull
Run

>> No.10904888

>>10904873
>RKG panic sold but I didn't
Toppest of keks

>> No.10904906

GAP UP ON TUESDAY

>> No.10904907
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>>10904817
Green Day™ kind of day, and the futures so bright that I gotta Wear shades

Sad I sold all my Doge before it gained 20% today

>> No.10904908

>>10904817

Traded nothing. Holding nothing. 0% right on the button.

>> No.10904921
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>>10904873
because you have been chosen

>> No.10904925
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10904925

*U.S. ISSUES FACT SHEET ON U.S.-MEXICO TRADE AGREEMENT
*U.S. TRADE REP RELEASES FACT SHEET ON U.S.-MEXICO TRADE

where

https://ustr.gov/about-us/policy-offices/press-office/fact-sheets/2018/august/united-states%E2%80%93mexico-trade-fact-sheet

https://ustr.gov/about-us/policy-offices/press-office/fact-sheets/2018/august/united-states%E2%80%93mexico-trade-fact-sheet-

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How was your month /smg/? Feeling pretty good, previous month I got shit on by chink stocks.

>> No.10904943

>>10904888
for be fair, working with this much money very scary it will take me a bit before get used to it T_T

>> No.10904945
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>DOW turns green after hours
Its now a full green day

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>>10904931
>50%
Damn I really need to learn how to options trade

>> No.10904956

>>10904945
they seriously not want a single small spec making money today
it probably gonna gap up to 300 during weekend T_T

>> No.10904980

>>10904817
23% on the week. I've never celebrated with out drinking, wat do?

>> No.10904985

>>10904520
Incidentally, I called out here since Q417 that AMRS is a certified MIDTEENS™ stock

t. Autism Incorporated Anal-yst

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>>10904980

>> No.10905010

>>10905000
Funny little legs!

>> No.10905024
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10905024

>>10904956
It will manifest
Bears and small specs will never be forgiven for things they said this year. They will NEVER be forgiven

>> No.10905026

>>10904980
rock out to the new m&m album

>> No.10905054

>>10904931
August was my best month this year.

>> No.10905081

Three day weekend
Prepare for all the "I'm so bored" posting ITT

>> No.10905083
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10905083

And thus ends August, and summer. Post your one months

>> No.10905087

>>10904823
just cash out and go buy yourself a fucking dimesack. this is fucking nonsense

theres no mine, were at a time where gold and silver will simply go down, and theres all kinds of problems/regulations that they have in the way before they can even start mining. they will NOT exist by the time metals turn around, this is for certain.

just go buy yourself something nice senpai

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uguuu me just need for learn to trust self uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;_;

>> No.10905103
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10905103

How do you guys know when to jump in and buy a stock? I'm always going in early right before a dip. I make money back in the long term, but I hate not finding a solid way to know jump in at a good time.

>> No.10905104
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10905104

So Coke just bought Costa coffee today

Is there any way to profit from this?

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>>10905104
Buy KO
Its impossible to go below 40

>> No.10905118

I'm fucking board. Have they opened the options market yet?

>> No.10905137

>>10905000
Is that supposed to be an image of me with my face inches away from some nigger's dick?

>> No.10905161

>>10905137
Haha you haven't noticed that being posted the last couple of days? Whoever made it is a fucking god

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>>10905104
I failt to see the scalabity of this acquisition
I think KO won't be able to axe Costa's existing management to save costs

The alternate possibility is for KO to be an image of me with my face inches awause the Costa brand to sell bottled coffee...

I am quite mixed on this and it appears to me that KO's management is grasping at any straw to produce "top line growth"

>>10905137
>>10905161
kek

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>>10905099
posting OC to help a tranny

just remember who's been helping you this past year(or 8 months) when you make it big

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>>10905104
>>10905104
I failt to see the scalabity of this acquisition
I think KO won't be able to axe Costa's existing management to save costs

The alternate possibility is for KO to use the Costa brand ad leverage their sales network to sell bottled coffee...

I am quite mixed on this and it appears to me that KO's management is grasping at any straw to produce "top line growth"

>>10905137
>>10905161
kek

>> No.10905236

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Also, we don’t go to chili’s on Friday, we go to Macaroni Grill. Get it straight cucks. I m drink in lake off the ozarks, what are you cunts doing for this long weekend?

>inb4 wagecuck

>> No.10905303

>>10905103
Learn some basic TA. Start with RSI for indicators. Buying oversold on daily chart + research to make sure there usn't a solid reason for the drop, and selling overbought will be successful more than not. This isn't optimal trading but it's a good foundation to start learning from.

For candle patterns, again basic to start. Double/triple tops and bottoms, higher high higher low/lower high lower low, ascending/descending wedges, bull/bear flags.

>> No.10905325
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>>10905236
but we are at the macaroni grill

>> No.10905337

>>10904103
Hope you fa ggots are in NVDA, we're in for a wild ride

>> No.10905340

>>10905325
I can taste the salt in this image

>> No.10905343

>>10905205
This is pretty good and pretty useless.

>> No.10905349

>>10905236
im about to smash some pizza and grease to cleanse my innards

then shitpost and powernap until my allergies stop bothering me

probably start some ME 420 and ME 451 homework at some point too

>>10905343
>This is pretty good and pretty useless.
like all stock market advice

>> No.10905352

>>10904103
Anybody else shorting AAPL?

>> No.10905362
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>>10905349
fugg, forgot the pizza pic

>> No.10905367

>>10905352
why would you do this?

>> No.10905376
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>>10904561
what about emblem? they have a lot of partnerships in place for the rec market. good flower quality also. canntab extended release tablets in 2019. they also got 80 million in cash on hand, 1 mil reveunes already

>> No.10905377
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>>10905087
doing more research, it seems like the company holding the mine is a bad investment
the mine itself is a lucrative opportunity, but the company that's in control of it right now is a shitheap
i'm going to sell it, and if I ever do decide to invest in the mine again, I'll buy a streaming company instead

>> No.10905379

>>10905303

Also, trade with the trend. Fishing for reversals is difficult without- actually it's difficult even WITH a lot of experience.

>> No.10905380

>>10905352
you know you are betting against Buffett-sama himself right ?

>> No.10905387

>>10905367
Because it’s overbought

>> No.10905395
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>>10905387
that doesnt mean it will go down

do you even into stock market

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>>10905083

>> No.10905413
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>>10905387
its never going below 1 trillion marketcap again kid

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>>10905083
I've had a saggy tittie kind of summer this year

>> No.10905444
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10905444

>>10905352
i could see it
not just yet, but definitely could see it

>> No.10905535

>>10905444
That's just pure organic growth. Have you ever bought organic produce?!? stuff goes really bad really fast. Sell it!

>> No.10905571

How do you guys pronounce HMNY?

HEM-KNEE or HEM-NIGH

>> No.10905583

>>10905571
eich emm enn why

>> No.10905595

>>10905535
>That's just pure organic growth. Have you ever bought organic produce?!? stuff goes really bad really fast. Sell it!
this seems sound

but i just meant the divergence between the CCI trend and the stocks trend. similar signal as i got from CGC. difference is AAPL has products and sells things. CGC has yet to prove it, but doubled anyways.

>>10905571
human-E

>> No.10905596

>>10905571
I pronounce it Ssh-iht

>> No.10905613

>>10905571
ˈɡärbij

or what
>>10905583
said

>> No.10905618

>>10905340
There is nothing wrong with salt. In fact, in terms of survival situations, one should "salt to taste" their food. The body is pretty good at knowing its current salt levels, so your ability to taste salt is affected by your current salt levels. If you salt your food and still cannot taste the salt, then your body is low on salt and you should put more salt on your food. If, however, you taste the salt immediately then your salt levels are high, and you should drink some water. Salt is what allows your body to retain water, without enough salt you will feel endlessly thirsty because your body isn't retaining what you drink and is simply flushing the liquids out. This creates a negative feedback loop of greater and greater thirst which causes you to flush more salt out of your system until you reach the point of hyponatremia and die. The systems of hyponatremia are extreme dizzyness followed by passing out and dying much more rapidly than dehydration.

>> No.10905629
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>>10905571
I don't pronounce it because I actively want it to go bankrupt and fade into irrelevancy like it deserves to

>> No.10905652
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10905652

Futures filled the gasp entirely
Bulls rewarded

>> No.10905690

>>10905571
oy vey

>> No.10905720

>>10905535
>That's just pure organic growth.

I'm adding this phrase to my 'sell if you see people sincerely using this as an argument' list.

>> No.10905736
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10905736

I tried my best to keep it above the red at least? r-right?

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>>10905652
this is why you don't short until you get a collapse signal

>> No.10905799

>>10905618
So that's why when I'm hung-over I have an incurable thirst.

>> No.10905809

>>10905618
furthermore you can literally eat as much salt as you want within reason as long as you drink enough water because it will flush itself out

>> No.10905817

>>10905809
salt is my favorite food additive, I cook most of my own shit

>> No.10905828

Guys is it too late to buy AMRS ????

>> No.10905836

>>10905618
I drink like 20 bottles of water a day and eat barely any salt imao Im gonna die

>> No.10905850

>>10905809
however having to flush it out puts an unnecessary strain on the body

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>>10905836
does gin count as water?

>> No.10905866

>>10905618
too much salt is gross and tastes bad
plus it puts pressure on your kidneys

>>10905809
LD 50 of salt is 50 tablespoons
more salt = more wear and tear on kidneys

>> No.10905893

OFFICIAL TUESDAY MARKET MOVEMENT POLL
VOTE
VOTE
VOTE
https://www.strawpoll.me/16374773

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>>10905858
It has water and salt, the whole package

>> No.10905931

>>10905900
Alcohol has a lot of calories as well, so if you take a multivitamin you don't really need to eat or drink anything else

>> No.10905936

> tfw AMD put 23.5 9/7

I-it's overvalued right guys?

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>>10905205
that was kinda gay but thank you bible bro cheered me up abit

>> No.10905966

>>10904103
lol wtf so I decided to get FRED yesterday just as a 5 buck scratchit call lotto because earnings is pre market on the 4th to celebrate getting Robinhood Options and it went up over 10% today

Is this accidentally my best stock play ever? INB4 it goes to 5 bucks a share

>> No.10905995

>>10905936
I lost a thousand dollars on what I thought was a sure bet.
So uh. Yeah don't eat the theta on that motherfucker; I'd just set a 20/20 stop loss.

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10906017

Friendly reminder to y'all crazy fellows (especially comfy's "date" nights) for the long weekend

>> No.10906032

>>10905945
Don't worry cripple waifu, we're all going to make it

>> No.10906095
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>>10906017
Pic related, double feature of The Big Short/American Psycho starting 9pm Mountain Time

>> No.10906103

>>10906095
Tomorrow or today?

>> No.10906106

>>10906095
On Saturday, oops

>> No.10906107

>>10906095
> not face off

Are you even trying to thrill us.

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>>10906095
>mountain time

>> No.10906113
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>>10906095
actually fucking download a high quality rip of those movies, then play that

stop streaming a stream and giving us a triple dose of pixellation

I have shit to do tomorrow so I'm relying on you niggero

>> No.10906123

>>10906111
All big dicked investors live in Denver.

>> No.10906131

>>10905792
im still shorting EMs rn and no one can stop me
die you aussie fucks

>>10906095
>double feature starts at 11PM
have fun spamming chat alone then senpai

>> No.10906137

>>10906111
The best time.

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>>10906107
this

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>>10905945
I'm glad based larping cutie
I'mma going to go Jack off to the idea of pleasing you now ;)

Also not gay , f you

>>10906095
What the fuck is a mountain time? What's that in real time zone hours?

>> No.10906197

>>10906180
gay ass EST - 2.

>> No.10906207

>>10906155
>>10906107
If you can find a stream of face off then we can watch that instead of the big short

>> No.10906228

>>10906207
face off bros can wait for next week
our time will come

>> No.10906265

>>10906207
>stream
just torrent a good rip for fucks sake
how long could that possibly take?

>> No.10906276

the poll says we are bullish
Based

>> No.10906287

>>10906228
>having a decent internet connection in the middle of nowhere idaho
A long time. A very long time

>> No.10906294

>>10906207
Have you considered barbie? You cant just be selfish
You should see incase other people might want to watch barbie

>> No.10906302

Oops this >>10906287 is for >>10906265

>> No.10906325

Movie night on cytube or rabbit?

>> No.10906331

>>10906287
hence why we dont use your fucking timezone faggot

someone else should host it

>>10906325
cy is way better

>> No.10906334

Investing noob here. I want to invest in AI, self-driving vehicles, amazon, optics, fitness equipment and drones. Where do I start? Im a europoor

>> No.10906348

>>10906334
anything Elon Musk will go to the moon. I mean, the guy owns a literal rocket

>> No.10906367
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>>10906331
if they could upload a movie to google drive and post the link in bunker, then we can make it work
that's the easiest bypass we have at the moment unfortunately

>> No.10906369

>>10906334
A visa to investor friendly country

You gonna get cucked by the EU:
- tax wise
- access to most US ETFs

>> No.10906386
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>>10906334
>equipment and drones
ALL IN DRUS

>>10906367
cy needs a userscript installed in order to use google drive tho
sucks. didnt know that happened
didnt use to be like that

>> No.10906407

>>10906386
ez pz; just a greesemonkey/tampermonkey javascript
I don't like having to go through all that work to make cy work but I hate rabbit equally

>> No.10906440

>>10906407
oh didnt know it was just that

>> No.10906478

How does AMZN keep climbing up and up? didn't even notice it hit the $2000 mark. How does a huge established company get a 100% increase in just a year

>> No.10906509

>>10906478
bezos

>> No.10906581

music for a bear market mood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1upeE5dZo

>> No.10906639
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>>10906478
Because it keeps finding new ways to expand into new fields and undercut its competitors' prices
It's going to get broken up the US government eventually, imo

>> No.10906690

>>10906639
>>10906478
Real reason? "Because just buy it nyaaaa" on a market wide level. It has a 2001 tech bubble size valuation.

>> No.10906709

>>10906690
that's it.. i'm gonna place a short.. on amazon..

.. a biG short...

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>>10904103
Epic share
PNE wind AG
ticker: PNE3
going higher.

>> No.10906741

>>10906709
Wouldn't short it. Slowly buy OTM LEAP puts over the next year. This shit could keep running to 2500 and beyond before the crash, best to limit your downside.

>> No.10906774

>>10906478
Positive feedback meme makes etfs buy it
Plus lol @GAAP
I wonder what AMZN earnings look like like when you capitalize the R&D expenses...

>> No.10906800

>>10906774
They already have like a 150 P/E, wonder what it will be when they get that antitrust dick in their mouth

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10906824

Why didn't I buy the CRON dip

>> No.10906853

>>10906800
PE means shit m8
I wouldn't see all of the R&D and sales and marketing as total expenses

Plus, antitrust laws excluded, what would you pay for total domination ? Is $1T market cap that expensive for that ?

>> No.10906924

AMZN will not falter, not the way it's going right now. Love him or hate him, Bezos is a genius and as long as he's in charge, share price will keep rising (although they really could use a split).

Amazon, as a company, is the prime example of adaptation, domination and evolution. Remember they started as a online retailer selling books, then once they got too good at that they started selling everything. Now they are getting too good at that too so they expand into digital and AI. And God know what else they will do once they dominate that market too.

Imagine a company that will saturate its market because it just keep pushing into new ones. That's Amazon, and that's what justifies its sky valuation.

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10906989

God me got so played today
Me feel like bonified small spec

>> No.10906991

>>10906853
>>10906853

Has Amazon actually made any money off the shit they have bought/invested in?

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10907016

>when your dividends come in

>> No.10907069

>>10907016
doesn't the US have really small div yields?

>> No.10907074

Do you guys think it would be worth it to buy TLT rather than buying actual bonds? Is there really that big of a difference besides the actual interest paid?

>> No.10907078
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>>10904103
>AMRS

>> No.10907097

>>10907016
CLM/CRF babe

>> No.10907181

>>10907097
How much do you hold? I have about 2.4k CLM

>> No.10907245

>>10907181
Only around 1.6, I began acquiring again after the RO.

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>>10907078
>tfw I sold AMRS at $7.

>> No.10907323

>>10906386
Two green days in a row for DRUS. Do you think this has anything to do with the upcoming convertible that matures in September?

>> No.10907381

>>10907323
yea im looking at it and it seems most of it is already converted. its good to see the selling dry up though. the share structure certainly aint the same tho. 600M shares. im interested in seeing what the short selling data looks like tomorrow

>> No.10907415

>investments are finally mooning

so when's the crash?

>> No.10907418

>>10907381
I've still got my 100,000 shares. I'm just focusing on the fact that DRUS and its subsidiary is being awarded government contracts. But the dilution...oh, man. And seeing CDEL and CFGN on the ask makes me want to chuck my phone against the wall, lol.

>> No.10907445

>>10907418
lol
yea
fucking cunts

but, ya know, theyre just there to provide liquidity
and pain ;^)

>> No.10907450

>>10904285
Oh man you fucked up bigly

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>>10907078
>GALT
I don't have any reaction images that accurately convey how green I am

>> No.10907580

>>10907571
My average share price is $4.40
It was $4.57 on Tuesday

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10907609

I'm taking over from comfy.

I guess I can stay up past my bedtime.

Saturday at 10pm EST, showing The Big Short in HD quality.

/r/smgstream

>> No.10907623

>>10906989
what is this from you little shit

>> No.10907644

>>10907609
word

>> No.10907662

>>10907644
I have a high quality video file, how do I operate cytube?

>> No.10907693
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>>10907662
psychically

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>>10907623
>not knowing what love life is

go watch some anime, nerd

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>>10907695
>>10907623
love live*

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>>10907695
I'm like 99% sure that rkg's pic is some fire emblem tumblrtrash

>> No.10907722

Did you guys get in on the Sprouts bull run today?
made 50 bucks off a single option.

>> No.10907743

>>10907707
thought he replied to one of your comments for some reason
it does appear to be from fire emblem


>>10907722
seems like a good pick
what price did you get in at and what was the option

>> No.10907759

>>10904817
Hi ya'll! First day and green 0.138. Feels good if ominous bros.

>> No.10907763
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10907763

holy SHOOOT jesse christ
>get call from floor manager
>haha RKG I see you didnt do too well today, what happened?
dear god what have me gotten self into

>> No.10907769

>>10907743
got in at 1.45, 25 call
set my sell limit and went back to sleep

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>>10907759
Good start, fren
What's your portfolio

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>>10907763
your larp better get outrageously out of hand
>GUIZ, me graduated from floor manager and now me financial advisor to dah pwezident of da fwuee Wurld!
>How da fukkies am I gunna get outta dis one?!!?11!1

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>>10907853
Modest, lol. Started with $1k even and will have another for Monday (I procrastinated and started my buying on a Friday). Looking to just buy for a year then see how things go Octoberish of next year. Dont want to pay too much tax on it.

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>>10906334
NVDA and AMD for ai, that's all you need
AMZN for Amazon
I'm not sure for fitness besides Adidas under armour n Nike, and AMD/NVDA for drones

Apple is a meme, they live and die on cellphone sales and music streams, don't let anyone convince you otherwise

>>10906478
You cannot stop Lex, do not even try
And the second amzn reverse splits they will just moon again from all the small specs buying in

>>10907763
Do not worry, just look into your heart, you will know da way

>> No.10907961

>>10907571
Feels good man. I've got both of them and they are more than covering my stupid HMNY calls. On top of that, the recent weed surge has given me a fantastic August. Easily my best month in the stock market, I was down about 3.4k going into the month and starting to falter too.

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>>10907934
Not bad, you'll never make profit from GLD though

>> No.10907971
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>>10907934
>GLD
gold is getting delisted dude
trust me, my dad works for gold

>> No.10908035

>>10907934
good way to start, your portfolio is reasonably diversified and put into relatively stable stocks (unlike mine)
people on here tend to have negative sentiments about precious metals, but I'm neutral about them
some people say gold has no innate value, but it's used industrially in computing quite a bit
everyone on here is posting from a device that contains gold

>> No.10908056

>>10907967
>>10907934
> buying stocks

nah dude just due yolo options low risk high reward I made 1,000,000,000

>> No.10908086

protip: if the QQQ ever crashes, the TQQQ will go to 0. put LEAPS on it are free money.

>> No.10908132

>>10908056
Example or are you just shitposting?

>> No.10908144

>>10907967
>>10907971
Golds my hedge and I'm defensive until at least 2020.
I'm buying max 5 shares in my current plans.

>> No.10908151
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10908151

I accidentally set a limit order when I meant to set a stop loss. Still made over $500 but I would be $50 richer had I held or set the right order type....

>> No.10908184

>>10907253
oooh sorry about that man. good luck next time

>> No.10908197

>VHC up 13.6%
Where's that noko guy from two years ago who was pushing PTX and VHC?

>> No.10908200
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>>10907896
;_; it not of larp

>>10907950
>look into your heart. jpg

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>>10907763
Bulled

>> No.10908243

>>10907950
>You cannot stop Lex, do not even try

no bull run lasts forever
if nothing else stops him, the US government will
it'll go down eventually, even if it won't be for a while

>> No.10908262
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>>10908215
BUT ME LONGED TODAY !! ;_;

>> No.10908271

>>10907609
Are you not coming to the real stream then?

>> No.10908292

>>10908271
where is it?

>> No.10908293
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>>10908262
you had doubt
Only true bullish bias get rewarded

>>10908271
>long weekend
>but somehow both streams overlap

>> No.10908300

>>10908271
can I join?

>> No.10908315

>>10908292
Just the regular cy tube
>>10908293
Lol I think this is a bizarre auTiStic power grab
>>10908300
Of course Anon

>> No.10908322

>>10908300
I'll post the link when I get home from work

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>>10908315
>>10908322

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>>10907253
i know that pain, but you must learn to ignore past losses
or you will never make gains

>>10908144
BTC has been a better hedge than GLD this summer
JNUG and JUST are good ways to play gold daily

>>10908197
did his dad's lawsuit finally work?

>>10908243
monopoly legislation is the only thing that will stop AMAZON, but seeing how Trump hates them already, im not sure what it will take to make that happen

>> No.10908407
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>>10908200
the only way to reach enlightenment is to stop attempting to understand it

do not give up, just clear your mind

>> No.10908422
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10908422

Dumped yesterday at the $2.35 peak

>> No.10908487

>>10908151
better you ended up with money than making a bigger mistake a different time.

>> No.10908502

>>10908388
>JNUG and JUST are good ways to play gold daily
They both look like trash and I'm not looking to play daily until next year.
Regardless, I'll watch them and see.
What happens to these indexes btw when they close? Do the purveyors buy you out at value?

>> No.10908527
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>>10908407
This George but unironically

>> No.10908564
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>>10908502
I just know they are a great way to gamble when gold starts flucuating if you pay attention to gold's price

Gold has been dropping since Trump got into office though, so I got out of that fame,
And when I tried holding GLD as a hedge, I noticed whenever indexes dropped, gold would too, which kind of defeats the purpose , so I sold all my GLD shares at $115

Currency is a better hedge than any commodity

>> No.10908610

>>10908564
>Gold has been dropping since Trump
Because the domestic economy is rising meaning its more lucrative to buy risk papers than commodities.
That's precisely why I'm buying it now, because when, not if, we hit bear by 2025, I come out ahead even if I'm sleeping at the wheel, because I bought gold under $1.2k an ounce.
I get that its shit for day trading.

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>>10908144
>not buying USLV and UGLD and dollar cost averaging
Nigger do you even want to make it?

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dailey reminder that precious metals arent a hedge, they are just shitty rocks you are gambling on

>> No.10908650
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>>10908527
yes
George was not being ironic when he said this
(well larry david irl)

you must clear your mind of distractions, stop trying to trade and just trade
let go of your desires and fears, your hope and nightmares

trade in the moment, do not trade to better yourself, or to make gains

>> No.10908672

>>10908641
daily reminder if you dont know why gold and silver are valuable long term, you need to take a history course that isnt given by SJW high schools and liberal economics teachers.

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How I daytrade a stock with only $100?

>> No.10908685

if a corporate bond etf has a higher yield than cash, and corporate bonds historically rise when domestic shares fall

what reason would i have for holding cash in a portfolio except for maybe an emergency fund of ~3-6 months expenses?

>> No.10908694

IM NOT JOKING TRUMP THE MARKETS BETTER BE OPEN ON MONDAY I HAVE 400 I NEED TO PUT TO WORK IN CRON IMMEDIATLY

>> No.10908698
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>>10908682
options
do your own research before you get into them, they're very risky

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>>10908672
dont worry, Im laughing at you

>> No.10908711

>>10908685
rising interest rates force them down but in reality you can just make a good mix of target and floating rate bonds and youll be fine

>> No.10908715

>>10908634
Noted, I guess. I'll put some in.

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>>10908672
they are valuable since they are noble metals, no more, no less

>> No.10908718

>>10908685
Bonds typically lose liquidity after the first 6 months. It's possible to get trapped into holding a bond

>> No.10908725

>>10908685
Corporate bonds are more risky than cash because the croporation can go bankrupt and refuse to pay them. Also cash helpsnwith liquidity so you can buy the dip etc. One shouldn't hold much in cash tho. Unless you're about to retire v

>> No.10908726

>>10908698
So far im in the green on my 1 month options spree excluding a stupid 420 call long shot i made on elon musks dumb ass. options are fun. but seriously fuck tesla if they dont get to 410 by 9/21

>> No.10908736

>>10908716
the mentality i have is even if they dont compensate astronimcally like every one predicts when the next "everything" bubble pops, they are still in a unpopular phase atm but will eventually pop. its more of a long term investment though.

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>>10908736
well I hope it works out for you, but im too impatient for that
having a gold bar or two laying around the house is not a bad hedge(not 100% of your net worth, not even 50%), but gold stocks just seem too diluted for my tastes

>> No.10908902

>>10908650
>or to make gains
This hardest part atm
When see trade ticking $100 dollars in either direction it makes me go crazy

>> No.10908990

>>10905425
Nice bible app, fellow follower.

>> No.10909028

>>10905571
hominy

>> No.10909064
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>>10908902
Yes unfortunately I ,nor anyone else, has the answers you seek for that, it is you and only you who will

That being said would it help to display info in %'s instead of $'s?
Or is it the burden and responsibility, not the values that hinders you?
Or maybe the market has changed?
Maybe spend a day avoiding stocks and trading alltogether could help?

Personally I find a good 12+ hours alone with lsd (or shrooms) helps me find my center, reorganize my "self"
But this can be dangerous if it's your first time. I've done them with others before, so I know how to avoid a bad trip

>> No.10909081

>>10908726
They won't lol

>> No.10909085
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10909085

>>10908990
Fellow stoic Lutheran?

>> No.10909101

I'm worried about my SPY calls desu.
Wouldn't it be funny if I bought them at the very end of the bull run?
Haha yeah that would be a good joke

>> No.10909216

>>10909064
Kek would know the numbers regardless >_>
Also have spent years on shrooms and almost died/ an dying so uhh know self pretty well

Me need to get to that state of where not trading for number, its gonna take time

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>>10909101
wheres the shitcast
You completely given up havent you

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>>10909101

>> No.10909250

>>10909233
>>10909233
Yeah I don't know... I wanted to do this stream thing with graphics and I did a test run secretly on twitch, but the video quality was terrible because of my shit GPU
Idk, I'll start something up again soon
It makes me happy you ask though :)))

>> No.10909303

>>10907950
What’s the matter with cell phone and app sales? It’s working. Get it where you can

>> No.10909375

I have a ton of money to invest. Tell me what to invest it in or you will die by tomorrow.

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>>10909375

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>>10909375
also
>implying ''or you will die by tomorrow'' is a threat

>> No.10909411

>>10909383
ITOT
TQQQ
Or you will die.

>> No.10909418

>>10909375
CARV

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>>10909411
>investing in the entire market at ATH during the longest bull market in history

i'll pass
i have been eyeing SQQQ to buy when the bear market starts, though

>> No.10909473

>>10909400
Why would you kill yourself when we are all going to be rich from our gains?

>> No.10909513

>>10909510
NEW
>>10909510
NEW
:)