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>work as a male nurse
>sometimes I need to give the patients sponge baths
>turns out I have a thing for old women. They really turn me on
>one day older woman who is dying from cancer is her turn for a bath
>as I undo her robe and begin on her back she begins to smile
>begin to sponge her front side and lower regions
>all of a sudden she let's out a moan and I begin rubbing the sponge back and forth
>I begin getting insanely turned on as I finish her off with the sponge
>after the bath I dry her off and put baby powder on her
>run into the bathroom with that baby powder and quickly jerk off into the toilet with the smell of baby powder on my hands still

To this day I can no longer get aroused unless I smell baby powder. Is there any hope for me?

>> No.10904091

>>10904063
I have this same problem, can’t bust unless I smell clown makeup. Idk why.

>> No.10904106

>>10904063
What the fuck does this have to do with business and finance?
>>>/b/

>> No.10904120

Dude..wtf is wrong with you, get your shit together lol

>> No.10904296

>>10904063
nurse here. you will never, ever make it. your head is completely fucked if this is really how you think

>> No.10904340

>>10904063
>male nurse
>male
>nurse
Anon, I ...

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10904363

>hag poster again

>> No.10904430

>>10904340
Male nurse is a pretty redpilled career desu
>make like $90k
>can move anywhere due to insane demand
>don't have to put yourself through 10 years of med school and amass $400k student debt

>> No.10904543

>>10904430
And now the cons:
>be stuck with all the heavy lifting
>have to deal with female nursing staff
>be doing a woman’s job
Yeah, nah

>> No.10904572

>>10904430
>have to work 80 hours to clean up people’s shit

No thanks

>> No.10904658
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10904658

>>10904430
Being a linkholder is a much better job.

>Make like 10 million after taxes due to insane demand
>don't have to put yourself through 10 years of med school and amass $400k student debt
>0 hours of work per week
>Shitpost all day

>> No.10905086

>>10904430
How pathetic do you have to be to amass $400k in student debt to graduate med school? I just finished with none.

>> No.10905166

old lady need love too

>> No.10905350

>>10905086
The average is actually $6 million, goy

>> No.10905433

>>10904106
Go back to /qa/ rulefag

>> No.10905843

>>10904430
absolutely shit reasons
so you are going to spend life wiping old peoples shit because of job mobility and 90k salary, congratulations
PA is redpilled - mentally challenging, hands on, no asswiping, more respect, better salary

>> No.10906071
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10906071

>>10904658
what is your weekly salary as a linkholder?

>> No.10906173

>>10905086
>t. not an American
The average amount of debt is like 200k. Private schools cost 300k.

>> No.10906194

>>10904063
Dude, get your MBA and move to admin or become a NP.

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10906236

>>10905350
>6 million

>> No.10906255

>>10904543
>>be doing a woman’s job
yeah you do every night taking your husbands dick faggot

>> No.10906395

the funny thing is that nursing will be one of the few decent fields remaining, since men are so averse to it.

>> No.10906412

the cat is already out of the bag for programming/CS or whatever tech bullshit is fotm, women are already pushed to enter those fields, and companies have immense pressure to hire them for diversity's sake.

>> No.10906494

>>10906395
It is also recession proof, can be done almost completely at cc, and has straight-forward paths to 150k+ jobs. I feel like men are going to realize this over the next 10 years, though.

>> No.10906530

>>10906255
>t. Butthurt “male” nurse
Don’t you have some bedpans to clean m’lady?

>> No.10906535

>>10906494
I doubt anything will change much in the next 10 years. My aunt is a nurse and said her class was about 10% male in the 1960s. It's still the same today.

>> No.10906542

>>10906412
not true ,

my sister graduated a year ago with a cs degree. she was only one of two females that graduated

she has spent the last year living with her bf and playing fortnite.

she says her college wasnt acredited or some shit.

she gonna take some more exams

>> No.10906628

>>10906542
>not true
Dude, kids in school are being told all the time that "CS and engineering super cool and they are the job of the future!!!" Those fields should seriously consider unionizing like nurses or creating a professional organization.

>> No.10906761

>>10904063
>>10904430
Elaborate more.

>> No.10906815

>>10906761
Nurses start at 60-70k in the US with just a Bachelor's. They can make close to 100k with experience. America also has something called a nurse practitioner, which are doctor-lite and can practice independently in some states. It is an advanced degree (often done while working, even online) and depending on the specialty, make anywhere from 100k to 200k+

>> No.10906838

>>10906761
>>10906815
Nurses also get an MBA and move into hospital management. These jobs pay a ton too.

>> No.10906943

>>10906628
Being pushed to enter a field doesn’t mean shit when women can’t cut it in a Calc 2 or Data Structures class. And even if they do somehow graduate, they won’t be successful in the work.
t. work at top 20 hospital in development and the only women here are autistic asians and Indians

>> No.10906968

>>10904658
more like suffer crippling depression when you realize all of your chainlink "friends" were just paid posters, and you're left holding the bag of a funding token nobody will ever need to buy