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>>10902687

>>10902708
Zoomers are born from 1995 onwards fucking faggot

>>10902687
Jokes on you I've mades serveral thousands trading rare funko pop toys

>>10902708
Seems a little misleading to call people born in the late 90s boomers. Realistically boomers are mid to late 20s right now at minimum.

>>10902836
Which ones are the rarest

1995 and onwards = zoomer. This is established canon, people just turning 23 having nothing in common with the 30 year olds.

>>10902746
imagine being this upset about a meme

>>10902746
boomer cope

>>10902746
Typical boomer cope.

>>10902687

>>10902708
I’m a boomer with a zoomed haircut

>>10903904
Love this one

>>10902708
Born in 1995, am i a boomer or a zoomer?
I identify as a boomer.

>>10904069
zoomer scum

>>10904069
>transoomer
disgusting get fucked freak

>>10904069
same. were in between man.>tfw sippin monster and playing fortnite

>>10904095
>>10904119
>>10904131
REEEE i dont wanna be a zoomer.
Im a boomer fk every1.

>>10902708
Zoomers literally want so badly to be boomers that they are now trying to lower the minimum age for boomer status.

If you are 23 or below, you're a zoomer, and even 24-25 is a gray area.

>>10903904
best meme in months

NIGGAS IFFY UH

1995, aka people turning 23 this year, are the cutoff for zoomerdom. This man, born in 1995, is the king of zoomers.

>>10904069
Do you remember the world before 9/11? Did you ever fly on a plane without going through TSA?

>>10904260
I remember

Zoomers will think pic related is normal

>>10904260
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>10904266
Never trust grannies.

>>10904278
C R I N G E
R G
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E G N I R C

>>10904266
It must be tough for white people to see their way of life slowly slipping away into the shadows, as the Spectre of Globalism looms up before them to heterogenize their once comfortable sameness of their straight, white society, to confront and surround them with people of strange culture and custom, and force them live beside one another, to strip away all the privileges and means of control that they once thought of as "liberties" and "morals" now revealed to be what they are, the barbaric and simple superstitions of brutish and small-minded people.

>>10904278

>zoomers will save us

>>10904012

>>10904278
Please be fake and gay.

>that 45yo boomer with nazi haircut pretending to be a zoomer

>>10904069
you are a disgrace to the world

>>10904260
meh. actual boomers were never counted as those who 'don't remember the world before the end of ww2', but those who weren't alive before the end of ww2.

even when you're in your mother's womb, her stress will have serious impact on you.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/239042.php

>>10903716
>>10903767
>>10903858
>actually believing anyone would want to be remembered as a fucking zoomer
the absolute state of you dorks

>>10904278
A new circle of suffering, wonderful

>>10902687
Not mine

>>10904770
Here is another good one.

>>10902733
what the FUCK i was convinced that shit was fake but I googled it and sure enough theres actually faggots out there unironically saying shit like this.

>>10904278

THIS IS OUR CULTURE NOW?

>>10904834
no you fool, it's not yours anymore! It's THEIR CULTURE

>>10904793
>doom 2016
lol

>>10904245
Thats a chick right
>no homo obv

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD.

I THOUGHT ZOOMERS WAS A MEME. FUCKING SHIT, HUMANITY IS DOOMED

>>10904926

>>10904378
then stop trying to force people to do things they don't want to do you stupid cunt

I guess your stupid zoomer ass also forgot the reason TSA even came into existence was because of Islamic attack of 9/11. The irony of the picture being a Muslim is screening a white person in their own country.

>>10904278

What in the name of sweet fuck..

>>10905323
It's our country now, Goyim.

>>10904278
Based zoomers will inherit the world.

>>10902746
It's disputed. Honestly, the people born between 1994 and 1999 might as well be a generation of their own because they were born in the transitional phase of two extraordinarily different generations and societal attitudes.

>>10902746
classic boomer cope

T. Gen x master-race

>>10902708
No one will remember me, cause I was born in 93

>>10905626
So like the Xennials between generation X and millennials.

I’m born in 1967...beside fucking old what would you children consider me?
>inb4 fucking your mom because I just might have

>>10906300
You're a boomer dude, but glad you're on here shitposting

Stop making fun of zoomers right now.

>>10906300
You're literally the same age as my father what the fuck

>>10906300
Cope harder

>>10906409
>"The fewer Muslims in Finland, the better. [...] The less we see of Muslims, it is safer. We have to get rid of Islam before it is too late"
Fucking based

>>10906300
Xoomer

>>10906300
1986
mindset > age

I was born in 1995, but since my family was poor I really had more of a Gen X upbringing.

>>10906409
What products to get perfect hair like this

>>10907136
Based humble zoomer

>>10907087
replace finland with the world and mudslimes with shitskins and we've got ourself a winner

>>10906300
based boomer

>>10905771
isn't this the movie where everyone got aids

>>10907282
yeah
good moral

>>10902687
Requesting zoomer Snapchat pic

Also willing to pay drawfags for oc

>>10907470
>Also willing to pay drawfags for oc
how much crypto we talkin nigga

>>10907489
Depends on quality

what is new Pepe's name?

Does 4chan have enough sway to meme this into the official generational definition? It's all arbitrary anyways.

>>10907565
I think so but we must make more oc.

I told my family cause my grandpa said something about boomers I said you know what they call them now zoomers like boomers but with a z and he’s like oh never heard that before

>>10907608
>"and so I was like" in a post
>not using greentext
zoomer detected

>>10904378

>brutish and small-minded people
>literally control the world

pick one

>>10907565
it already is, the time delay from 4chan to rest of society is about 6-12 months

>>10904670
I hope they expand this study even more because this is really fascinating.

>>10907565
I mean, zoomer was already a generational definition long before this meme.
This meme just changed the definition.

>>10907470
i'll take a swing

>>10905626
It's disputed by faggots.

>>10906300
You're an older Gen X

>>10908077
>U.K.
LOL

>>10902733
Thought this shit was a joke until I saw it at Kroger last week. Fuck man...

>>10906300
Hi dad. You are late gen x. Bye dad.

>>10904816

Holy fuck

>>10904069
> 13 yrs and thinks hes a boomer

>>10904816
>wypipo

Hey boomers and zoomers. Looking at these old vhs recordings, which era here applies most to your innocent childhood days before your life was ruined?

Early Gen X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ucQQvxGeg

Core Gen X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrscrhNeNmk

Late Gen X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA5xkbI0dWc

Early Gen Y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBEY-TWBUsU

Core Gen Y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bvg_EBpa-I

Late Gen Y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMUrb9olOM

Early Gen Z (AKA the era where everything went to shit, according to many Youtube rants at the time): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PztmAXdDC0E

Core Gen Z: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d9mvz7reBg

Late Gen Z: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwjgUapGwzk

>>10906230
I read this shit thinking it was some cringy way of a parent teaching a kid about contracts and responcibility with money. Then I got to the very end.
>concerned wife

>>10906230

>>10904245
Did this faggot shave his chest hair?

>>10904793
Heh a zoomer is finally useful

>>10906300
Senior citizen

>>10904260
wait wtf. people actually went on planes without going through security?

>>10907147
Onions

>>10906300
Epicly cringe meme

>>10907147
Sóy

>>10907136
I was born in 94 and my first videa was a SNES, so yeah, I'm also a honorary GEN X.