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feels like fucking a femboy

>>10895961
Like warm apple pie

>>10895961
Take a sex vacation with me to Thailand this December. I'll pay for your first fuck.

>>10895970
been inside femboys and women before, can confirm

>>10896001
t. with the crypto he takes from you after he drugs you with scopolamine

>>10895986

Sometimes you can substitute with a can of blueberry filling. The issue is if you get it too hot then you might burn your Johnson. The small pearly feel of the blueberries and the consistency will have you literally rock hard. The only issue is that your dick will look like you fucked a smurf.

It feels good to be close to someone

>>10896001
t. expat pedo

>>10896017
lol I could think of better drugs to fuck him up with if I really wanted to do that ;)
t. pharmacist

>>10895961
It feels like the inside of your cheek OP. It's the same kind of tissue. That being said, sex is overrated af. Put yourself out there, bang some bar scoog, and realize angels don't come down playing harps.

It's sophistocated masturbation. Yeah, its nice. Go out of my way to get it more often than not? Fuck no.

I'll take my hand and a pizza.

>>10895961
I can be your virtual wingman, it feels amazing

>>10895961
Overrated but great nonetheless. What really happens is that when you nail one down, you get bored of her and want to chase more anyway. It's a neverending game that always results in wanting more.

>>10895961
exactly what you think it feels like, but even better

>>10896026
this. when i lost my virginity i thought the actual penis in vagina feeling was underwhelming but the feeling of soft warm loving arms wrapped around my body instantly cured my suicidal tendencies. just the closeness is what really makes it feel amazing.

>>10895961
sex itself isnt good but having an intimate relationship and exploring kinks and making love is truly where its at.

>>10896121
KEK

>>10896001
Did you just say Thailand?

>>10896135

if you have extreme social anxiety you should talk to a doctor and try propranolol. thank me later when you realize i just saved your life

>>10895961
The pleasure from sex doesn't actually come from the vagina. Odds are you can do a better job with less effort with your hand. But what feels so good about it is having someone else who likes you enough to have sex with you. It's the eye contact and post coital cuddling that does it.

You should probably just fuck a hooker at this point

you know what crypto girls like, right?

pic related

>>10895961
like all of your problems are solved for the next 30 seconds

>>10895961
The inside of your cheek. That's all you're missing out on.

Scoop out the seeds of a jalapeño and then stick your dick in it

>>10896204
this, my hand can get me off in less than 2 minutes but it takes FOREVER when it's a woman doing it

>>10896001
OP PLEASE DO THIS. DONT DIE A VIRIGN

>>10895961
Just go hire an "escort" anon if you want to know what it feels like. It's going to be an inferior experience compared to having sex with a girlfriend though.

>>10896204
queer onions or woman

>>10896135

>>10895961
depends...out of the 40 or so women ive fucked...only 3 were tight...the rest were loose and i could even feel it inside them

>>10896343
*couldnt

>>10895961
Buy a nice onahole. They feel better than the real thing. The only thing you're missing is the cuddling and companionship. Women are vapid and empty creatures useful only for their holes. But you can buy those holes separately now. So buy a hole and find a bro to watch kung fu movies and play vidya games with instead.

>>10896135

>>10896135
This is exactly why vanilla cuddle porn is superior than the nigger tier mindless fucking.

>>10896169
I started antidepressants last year which somehow managed to take a lot of the edge off of my social anxiety. All that's done to me is make me really rapey with girls. Now I don't feel inhibited with them and I end up making really creepy remarks or sometimes outright groping them.

>>10896404
antidepressants fuck with your most basic instincts

They can also make you violent

>>10896404

If you worked out enough beforehand they'll probably be into it 2bqh.

>>10896431
I have a 1200+ powerlifting total, so that's not the issue

>>10896404
my SSRIs have removed my libido entirely

>>10896386
>porn is superior
absolutely degenerate

>>10896121
Ginger root makes a great impromptu butt plug.

Just shave off the outer bark until the root is relatively smooth. Wet it little bit and slide it in gently. Plus your anus absorbs some of the fiber AND it makes your butt smell fresh.

>>10896050
really inspiring confidence there, bubs

>>10896352
>fucks onahole alongside bro
>watching kung fu movies

>>10896067
Lol get a load of this limp dick loser

>>10896404
It'll work if you're hot desu

You're gonna be in jail within the week if not

>>10895961
Like the inside of your butt

actually more like the inside of someone's mouth. You could try sticking your dick in random people's mouths to get an idea.

>>10896628
If there was a way to do that without it being gay it'd be pretty top tier.

>>10896161
>>10896333
>>10896365
kek

>>10895961
It feels like salty milk and coins.

>>10896135
>the actual penis in vagina feeling was underwhelming
found the american

>>10896067
This is extremely on point desu.

>>10896135

>>10896135
DELET

>>10896135
> penis in vagina feeling was underwhelming

Try without a condom, pleb.

Sex without condom > blowjob > condom sex

Prove me wrong.

>business and finance

>>10896135

>>10896143
Exactly. Anyone who says otherwise is either very broken and sad or just lying and sad

>>10896135

>>10896067

Gay post. Homosexual kinda gay.

>>10896135
Get our normie scum

Like bags of sand

>>10896352
>women are vapid and empty
>Kung Fu movies and video games are much better
Oh the irony

>>10896001
Based bronon

natures luke warm pleasure,a comfy home for your cock. splurging in one is great, feels like victory as you orgasm and sperm shoots up there.

>>10896001
Hey Sergey, wassup?

>>10895961
It doesn't feel as good as the inside of a girls throat

>>10896135
Haha fag

>>10895961
I had my tongue in a girls asshole 3 days ago. Nothing to do with your OP just wanted to tell you.

>>10898482
go away larp romano

>>10896135

>>10897734
Deepthroat over all.

>>10896067
Cringe.

low T detected

>>10896143
>sex itself isnt good
Yes it is.

>>10896204
You might be gay bro. Just sayin