/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for FAKE AND GAY pump

>>10890755
Dollar H&S.

>no edition
You failed

>mfw flippin work in the crypto pits

more info on the spreads on CDS
looks like europe and american high yield debt is becoming the most costly to insure
but australia isnt far behind

anyone know a better way to chart out the spreads of these things?
i wanna keep an eye on it

also, is there a leveraged inverse ETF for euro financials? this looks like hell

>>10890755
>>10890789
sounds about right

FAANG getting pumped today

That CFGN motherfucker on the ask is killing me.

>>10890838
Direxion has your back. EUFS

>>10890887
its not coming up for me for some reason
is this a euro ETF?

>>10890880
patience
theyre holding it down for a reason
the reason were going so hard today is because shorts are mostly out of the way senpai
thats a very good sign
most of the convertibles have been executed (hence why they knocked it down so hard, to get the most shares per conversion). now they have to let their buddies cover their shorts, and there will be nothing between us and up

>>10890908
I’ll be damned, they liq’d it.

>>10890935
cant have us poorfags all LARPing that were that one retard from the big short i guess
ill look around
SOMEone must see this as an opportunity

Buy BUD

SNAP is about to DIP big time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING I JUST BOUGHT SPY YESTERDAY WAS THIS THE PEAK

What should I buy?

so volume comes back next week from everyone who cashed out for the summer right?

>>10890869
the FNGU dream

>> all of these blue ID's

so its a blue kind of day ehh?

>>10891041
New ATHs are coming lad.

>>10891041
Buy more

>>10891044
SNAP puts
CGC stock

>>10890717
I’m looking for high dividend stocks under $100 what can anyone point me in the right direction?

>>10891101
http://www.wsj.com/mdc/public/page/2_3024-Preferreds.html?mod=topnav_2_3022

>>10891101
NAP

Thank you based AMRS and South Africa puts

>tfw
>tfw average share price of $4.48

>>10891101
you could:
-Use a screener
-look at a dividend aristocrat list
-risk money on a closed end fund

>>10891101
F
GE

MU 3% up could go higher still today, correction tomorrow maybe

>>10891131
>F
>GE
you got a problem w that guy or something?
this is like a curse

Help! I upgraded my gs5 to android 8.1 and now I have no decimal in robinhood. What do?

For y'all's big money stocks

Do you put a stop loss at an amount below the current market value every time it spikes up? Say for instance stock "CCC" is 100 right now and you have 20 shares. It just jumped to 150. Would you out a stop loss at 130 or so for assured gains or just let it grow as is?

>>10891157
you cant buy fractions of a share brainlet

dont forget to buy BLK

>>10891166
I do this, manually as you described, but many simply place trailing stops

Dollar break cloud.

Dollar go to moon.

>>10891169
Yeah, but he has to set all his limits to the closest dollar. Pretty lame.

and the crash of weed stocks begins. also that p/e was just retarded.

>>10891169
Oh shit you're right. Disregard my last.

>he didnt buy weed puts

Anybody else swing trading the Argentine peso?

>>10891152
WM and SMG are alright too, but a good dividend stock under $100 is kind of hard to do

also F is a good stock, even if it is cheap

>>10891171

>>10891213
how can i trade this on robinfeel?

>>10891212
>>10891201
Hivemind

struggling for break out of 2912

>>10891219
Your chances are better on roulette than a random bioshit Imao
No apology

>>10891229
struggling to not break kneepads kneecaps

>>10891235
I do think it's dumb to 3.5k into any stock without doing your own research, but it's more promising than most other biotech stocks, desu
It has a lot of things going for it both scientifically and in terms of management

>>10891229
ill snuggle you for it

>>10891235
too true, avoid biostocks unless you or a close friend work at the particular company

>>10891272
>says everyone that ever invested in pharma
Thats not how they work guy
They moon or they tank 50%, prospects mean nothing
A good approval on a drug or whatever can still mean -50% gap down

The market will be closed on Monday in observance of communism. Get your VXX while it's cheap.

>>10891306
>GOY

>>10891313
GOY1M buy VXX

WTF IGC, goddamnit it fell to exactly 1.72 which was my stop loss. Then it bounces to 1.82

You guys know any good youtubers that teach about stock trading?

I want something good to listen too

>>10891331
a whale saw your order, and he wanted you liquidated

buy BLK
buy KHC
buy SJM

thank me in 1 month

>>10891262
Kek x.x no break kneecaps

Cronfags did we get pumped and dumped?

also buy BUD its probably going to 100 again

So is $CRON going to get investigated after today?

Long USO over the weekend too, we're going to be delivering some freedom to the middle east shortly.

>>10891444
What did they do?

>>10891353
Nicky I averaged down my SJM, you better be right. My chart says you are, but this is making me nervous

>>10891410
I hope you did.

It's what you deserve for contributing to the downfall of western civilization.

They lied and got dumped like trash fucking up tons of traders probably

>>10891481
Securities Fraud

What do you guys say?

This is fraud right?
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3386871-citron-bearish-cronos-group-sees-70-percent-downside-risk-shares-12-percent

>>10891489
Oh shit lol. What's happened to that retarded gambling addict from after hours yesterday?

>>10891489
No wonder Aphria is the 'green' outlier today then in Marijuana stocks they're probably the company that will be bought Diageo

>city of CRON

attention: Options Play Of The Day (TM) is selling an iron condor on Lululemon (LULU). Same as Dick's earlier this week, IV is crazy high and earnings are tomorrow, but it's not gonna jump as far as the IV would imply.

for play shown, max gain for me is $306 and max loss is $194

>>10891506
F

>>10891131
this

>>10891482
full confidence

-hold your initial position but keep trading some shares on the bells, this should profit you greatly and reduce your average

-SJM has the number 1 market share in dog treats, and also owns top tier pet food like meowmix, this is the main reason I invest

-SJM makes very good jelly and also owns Knotts berry farm literal farm

-SJM is making acquisitions of petfood companies every year, Petfood is the next Bubble. the fact is, the way things are going millennial and genz will have more pets than kids

>>10891101
XOM has GREAT dividend, it's price is hovering around 80 dol right now. very good for going long

>>10891034
I keep waiting for it to go to ten to buy, but then I wonder of I should just leave it alone altogether.

When is it all crashing, lads? Will it come from Europe, or the EMs?

>>10891101
F
AGG
O
T

>>10891507
GTII.CN is doing pretty well today thanks to their quarterly report on Tuesday.

>>10891501
how so?

>>10891590
it'll come from the United Motherfucking States of America, same as every significant economic phenomenon for the past hundred years

>>10891506
>>10891523


I short selled today after losing $200 in the premarket hours.

I got $4000 back.
I've never traded less than 10:1 margin in months so yes, when you gamble have no reserve, it's all or nothing

>>10891590
The rest of the world will crash while America moons to new heights, like it already is

>>10891607
But you guys are doing great and are BTFOing the world. Unless you guys did another subprimes retardation, why would a crash happen

>>10891619
>selled

>>10891501
>>10891444
Wew
I was about to jump into it too

Wish I'd made some money of CRON when I had the chance, I lost $40 on it instead

>>10891629
>t.Peter Ziehan

>>10891215
>also F is a good stock, even if it is cheap
fair enough
i dont think theyre goin anywhere either

now GE?
who the fuck knows

>>10891642
>>10891634
Whatever, in the end I've made the money you guys will wait a month or 3 to make.

>>10891501
>Securities Fraud
elaborate on this for me
how did the company commit securities fraud?

>>10891651
>babys first 4k day

Coming from a poker background, toppest of keks.

>>10891629
>tfw "cheap European shit" will be a thing in your life time

>+0.43% today

I love my 100% Vanguard S&P 500 investment portfolio?

>>10891505
>>10891671
here

Consumer confidence is at the same level it was prior to the dot-com bubble popped. GDP is only $4.20 (lowest in history). Trade deal with Canada won't be reached tomorrow and more tariffs will go into effect. Communism will be celebrated on Monday and shut down the entire economy. You're all fucking retarded not being net short right now.

>>10891709
wew lad this fucking dip you called it someone hit the button

S&P!

DUMP IT

>>10891709

>>10891516
Is it a good idea to open an iron condor so close to expiration? Will you just let the contracts expire tomorrow?

>>10891689
europe doesnt produce fucking anything either desu
i doubt it

>>10891706
i dunno
well have to see how the SEC approaches the situation
im not gonna base any decision on a seekingalpha article tho

also


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
wtf just happened to the dow?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10891740
WTF is going on?

WHAT THE FUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10891741
this pleases me greatly
my assumptions were once again correct
glad i held my puts

>>10891762
big boys have been pulling positions since the beginning of the week, dumping into the bids carefully w out trying to change price. looks like they threw caution to the wind

Trump has told aides that he wants to move forward with $200b in tariffs on Chinese goods next week -- Bloomberg reporter on twitter

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!!??!!!

>>10891782
pic related
I bet that has something to do with things

>>10891775
you say that now
until it Recovers

Crash sell all and buy OTM monthly calls on UVXY

>>10891762
either that or its a really brutal bear trap, but i think we have some room to fall either way desu

>>10891794
which it will
after the holiday

>>10891692
Ummm no sorry Ryan it is actually DOWN .43 percent today

Yay it's happening!

I've been preparing for this crash.

Holy fuck

No brakes on this train

Has it started?

VIX up over 10% now.

Never trade against me again

My dick is so hard right now!

>>10891808
this desu

people always scoff at me when i warn of upcoming problems that im picking up on

then it happens and theyre in denial
getting pretty tired of it desu
i never come on here and just spout FUD w out good reason

>>10891830
same senpai

whats best or safest options puts to buy on RH, that costs less than $10?

i want to learn how to options

>>10891649
>now GE?
>who the fuck knows
yea I stopped paying attention when I sold my shares @ $32 a piece (whew)
but historically they are well known dividends players

>>10890717
>Not buying EA dip
>Not buying GRVY
>Not buying F
>Not buying FCAU
>Not buying YINN
>Not buying TCEHY
>Not buying BABA
If you have zero of these, you'll never, ever, ever ever ever make it. 1 or 2, you have a chance.
All of these you'll make it and you'll have whores on your dick 24/7.

aaand we're back

>>10891849
based post

What happens when even Forbes starts jumping on the FUD train?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jessecolombo/2018/08/29/the-u-s-is-experiencing-a-dangerous-corporate-debt-bubble/

>>10891632
Crashes never come from the sector that everyone is worried about crashing

otherwise they wouldn't be crashes

>>10891850
there is absolutely no fucking buyers on this rn m8
there was no buyers before either, but there was also no sellers

now theres sellers

Phew

AMZN DOWN AMZN DOWN

EVERYTHING OVERVALUED

SHORT IT ALL

SELL SELL SELL

>>10891872
we have gone straight up
of course there will be a pullback, I mean DUH
1% max then the bullrun continues

>>10891880
Fuck you....AMZN $2500!!!!!!!!!!

>>10891806
In the land of DERIVATIVES anything is possible squidward :D

>>10891880
Yes, let the panic selling run through you. Dump it all!

>>10891736
That's the plan, yes. To be clear, this is selling the iron condor, so if they all expire worthless, I win.

>>10891794
Yeah, this makes charts actually more bullish looking.

>>10891880
recovery already initiated, there is no need to be upset

WHAT THE FUCK?! HORY SHET.

>>10891880
Can't wait for it to crash

>>10891885
GO TO HELL MORGAN STANLEY!!!

>>10891891
Ah it's a credit spread! I figured it out lol. I haven't done an options spread with more than 2 legs before, I was confus. Thanks!

>>10891782
DRUMPF!!!!

Obviously, we have to retest the previous all time high
has to happen sooner or later
The golden bullrun is still on, so buy every dip

>>10891903
thread theme for the bears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3SCUu1wfJQ

Noo it's not september yet. This isn't fair.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>already mass buying the trump dip just like every other time

nothing to see here folks it's over

>weed and gaming stocks getting btfo

>city of zoomers

>>10891782
that is stupid why worsen relationships when china is about to become a superpower? they should just be allies and stop this trade war nonsense.

>>10891881
my bad im looking at the dow exclusively rn
shit is going down on DIA

i think itll be a couple % too senpai
go ahead
call me crazy again
i get off on it

AMZN UNDER 2000 BY TOMORROW

COUNT ON IT FAGS

He said he bought the dip, you know what to do.

>>10890717
Japanese stock market overtook China's last month and is now #2 behind the United State's stock market. How can I take advantage of Japan's success?

>>10891948
Bahahaha!!! China is going to collapse and fall into civil war by 2025 - cap this

at this point unless we get a dip over 10 or more percent i won't even buy anything since things are up so much

>>10891955
LOG OFF BOGDANOFF

THESE GOD HANDS DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO PANIC SELL

WITNESS ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I'm done with short term investing. I really can't for the life of me get a good flow going and keep losing money. At least I know how to long term and make money though.

GOD BLESS TRUMP

>he wasn't prepared for the china $200B tariff

oh no no no

>>10891949
The golden bulls have never steered you wrong in the past
you dare doubt us now?

I wonder what happens after this

>>10891961
China is such a shit country, I can't believe I thought China was similar to Japan when I was a kid.

>>10891996
they will come around, sooner or later

>>10891926
>posts new DOOM
absolute faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw&list=PLAD2502F2CB75CC90

>>10891996
i called and traded the last 3 large VIX spikes senpai
cmon nao
credit where its due

anyone using the penis index shouldve seen the fackhuge divergence between hi yields and the market

NOK

>>10891996
Don't you remember when Comfy went long yesterday? WTF did you think was going to happen.

Bezos! Wtf are you doing nigger?

>>10892022
>divergence between hi yields and the market
happened yesterday if anyones looking at it
thats a big red flag

>>10892022
Classic Doom

Now THAT was a good game.

/biz/ I have a question. If I buy a put option CFD, what happens after expiry date?

>>10892022
I saw it profit! I didn't do anything though kek. Is it going to be time to short the VIX soon?

power-hour bull rally bank on it

>>10892030
craaaap

>>10892041
I shorted VIX today, if it keeps spiking just double down. It decays eventually.

>>10892034
>Bezos! Wtf are you doing nigger?
taking profits i guess
we macro sideways for now
all EMs will burn

>>10892041
maybe when its back from holday
dunno
i think this will be a good short into friday tho desu
maybe a day or two after we get back
dunno
were definitely up enough where we have a couple % to spare on the downside

also, dunno if you caught that other anons tip earlier, but im adding this TICK ticker into that pronto. VERY helpful little thing

>>10892030
>>10892059
IT WORKED, MY MEME MAGIC WORKED

give sour hour ur powerrrr

>>10891101
NOK

>>10892071
thats pretty much how its done
i just dont think weve seen the big spike for today
the VIXs favorite animal is bunnies, so itll draw us a bunny before we get outta this one

>>10892039
everyone always says that they liked 1 the best, but i really dug doom2 desu. definitely my favorite. happy my dad let me play it as a little kid after he realized that chex quest was just doom anyways

hahahaha
What a pathetic Bull trap
You think Id fall for this?
Doubling my SPY longs

>>10892109
as always, i meant bear trap

>>10892102
Doom 2 is the best one, it had the super shotgun.
>>10892074
Be careful comfy, once you start saying you're a magician you might become one.

>bull trap
>bear trap

Why do brainlets read into random fluctuations of commodity prices?

>>10892109
>What a pathetic Bull trap
nice freudian slip
just sold some moar

>>10892109
Increasing your SPY position is always the right thing to do

>>10892030

AMZN BTFO!!!!!

>>10892129
not that guy, but i do it because im trying to figure out what theyre trying to make me think

if that makes any sense

This was supposed to be a green day for me.

>>10892102
Yeah I think you're right. I have an open order for 15.00 puts that hasn't filled yet. Not sure if I should go higher or not.

>>10892129
your autism is showing

wtf is happening with frach sand meme shit ?
Crude oil is going to the moon and the proppant makers are getting bogged ?
What is the fucking logic in it ?

>>10892151
reminder that AMZN is literally the only thing that matters in the whole US markets
if it goes down, so will everything else

this is the future you chose faggots
you made ur beds
now lay in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>10891353
agreed KHC on discount today

when will they buy someone out?

Bunny ears when

>>10892170
desu i think this crude moon run is a fake out/escape run
i think well get just shy of 15 or so on USO and then itll get bogged too

>>10892109
Things are not looking good my friend :)

My puts on EZA (South Africa) are up 120%. Sell or hodl?

>>10892193
were not through the first ear yet senpai
patience

Hold up nflx

Sold my AMZN today boys. Made a nice 4k

BEGIN THE GOLDEN BEAR RUN OF 2018
THIS IS THE BIG ONE
THE CORRECTION WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR


BEARS

RISE UP

>>10892189
not sure
The campbells soup doesnt look like its going to happen and they missed buying Pinnacle foods
So I dont know what they will do
I guess get Conagra too because they are getting Miss butterworth

YEE HAW MOTHER FUCKERS

>>10892215
i dunno
im shorting australia rn and am holding for now

>>10892218
forgot pic
this is the old one
but on the hour chart it should look something like this when its all done
give it a day or so

>>10892226
Reporting for duty

>>10892215
sell half and hold the rest
fuck why didn't i get in on this

>>10892236
SALUTE BROTHER

>>10892226
sorry you'll have to wait a year or two. makes literally no sense after leaving the feb lows and just making a new high finally

>>10892215
Race war in south africa is inevitable. If the blacks win it, sell at the speed of light.

are the markets crashing? Any idea how bad this recession will be? Will equities lose over 50% this time? Worse than 2008 surely right

This is fucking great, can the market stay open an extra hour so we can keep watching it drop?

Getting ready for tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFyeg6aANcc

>>10892251
What I've read is at least 40% and up to 60%.

You bears will pay I swear to god you will pay if its the last thing I do

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA

lets get this shit started

>he bought AMZN over 2000

>>10892262
Wouldn't you technically pay us on expiry date?

>>10892262
You're damn right we're going to pay, we're the ones making all the fucking money.

>>10892256
Is that the flash crash?

>>10892273
Yes!

>>10892249
they are puts, they make money when that ETF goes down

if the ANC starts to get serious about removing boer, these should be a ten bagger at least as capital flight destroys their market

>>10892251
Hopefully worse than the Great Depression.

The world needs to die before it can be reborn.

>>10892239
try aus m8
look at their currency
somethings up imo

>>10892251
its just a pullback senpai

srsly, why do people immediately go to "its ogre" everytime

were not even down 2% on the day
THATS when youre free to start panicking

>>10892279
This is great!

>>10892293
its legendary

>>10892289
Debase the dollar, adopt the crypto.

This crash is fake and gay. Everyone betting on this is in for a big bull butt fucking.

WERE GOIN DOWN BOYS

WERE GOIN THE FUCK DOWN

>>10892311
I might stay up for Asian markets

BUY THE DIP
(non leveraged)

>>10892318
buy NISSIN HK

>>10892291
$4.20 GDP the economy is dead. The entirety of the gross domestic product is literally less than a pack of cigarettes.

reminder its a long weekend coming up and you should be sitting in cash

sell everything

I don't even like weed I just like money :(

>>10892321
during dips I panic that my 2x leveraged ETFs are getting BTFO, but every red dildo I also buy some QQQ/VOO and know I'm making it more every single day

easy retirement, buy the dip

>>10892321
>non

ITS OVER THIS TIME DRUMFTARDS IMPEACHMENT AND 99.9% MARKET CRASH INCOMING BUY GOLD

I have $9.20 in buying power

Give me some options to YOLO

>>10892345
>mfw i bought SQ at $30 and am enjoying comfy gains today
You guys need to stop buying shit stocks.

>>10892256
Here's a couple with real time charts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3UFmhlyuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

>>10892347
JWN

>>10892321
just make sure you buy the next one too senpai
well rally to close and then tomorrow will just fucking suck imo

>>10892333
checked
thats not how GDP werks
but checked nonetheless

most of the "assets" that our GDP is made of is just literal liabilities tho, so youre prolly not wrong

>>10892347
SPX put strike at 1

>>10892347
SPY 292C exp tomorrow

Glad I sold everything Tuesday.

yuropoors, get your settled cash into GBP or CHF or JPY ASAP

>>10892356
you can't make me

all in penny biotech, weed, and 4D printing

Okay lads stop being autism.

Now that the market is feeling sad, will P/E drop below 15 for the S&P 500 in the next few months?

Why would someone long SPY when QQQ exists?

>>10892375
>not into 5D printing yet

>>10892357
can you explain these the guy is just yelling and spamming out random numbers cant see dick on the charts

>>10892376
no not yet
this is just a pullback
patience
tomorrow will suck tho

Sell some VXX puts while the IV is high. Lets make some fucking money before this shit is closed.

>>10892361
we are just retesting the previous all time high
itll go 2870 or whatever it was, then the golden run will continue

>>10892386
meant to say 6D

DONALD GRUMPF

>>10892385
please long the dow too comf
i appreciate the help

>>10892392
careful
do a spread senpai i think this is gonna gap down

>>10892375
weed could actually work out in long run. There will definitely be a bit of culling of the companies out there though but I could see 4-5 becoming a big as tobacco is right now.

this pullback is bullshit I'm buying QQQ calls

>>10892385
SPY has better long term results than nasdaq.
just look at SPXL vs QQQ

>>10892387
He's calling out bids, offers and trades from the S&P pit where actual traders are trading the big /SP contract.

>>10892421
GDP at 420, you think that's just a coincidence bro?

>>10892357
Here is CNBC live braodcast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SELL AMD
SELL
ALSO HODL EKSO
IT ALWAYS GOES UP WHEN THERE'S A DOWNHILL SKI DIP

>>10891101
hmny.
buy the dip

>>10892434
Funding secured

>>10892394
That if even, I still have a lot of faith that we're breaking out of the last seven month's pattern

>>10892428
that's all showbiz

real time trading is all on a supercomputer cluster in New Jersey

EQIX owns the building, charges 100K/mo rent for a server rack slot next to the trading server

>LCI
>HMNY

a hero emerges during these dark and trying times

>>10892230
they need to acquire Unilever, Mondelez, or the ultimate /smg/ wet dream, $GIS

>>10892439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86g4_w4j3jU

woops

>>10892399
OH SHIT GOYS DRUMPF IS ARRESTED
FUCK
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSLELSLELSELLSLELSLELSELLSLELSLELLSELLSLELLSELLSLELSLELSLELLSLELLS

not sure if the bull or bears is fake and/or gay

>>10892471
>GOLD TOUCHES $1200
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It appears everything is lining up.

O FUCK I NEED TO ACCUMULATE BEFORE THE LONG WEEKEND!!!

said no one ever

sell everything

>>10892457
DRUS is keeping my head above water. Are meme stocks the hero that we need right now?

>>10892505
indeed

>>10892505
meme based economy soon

>>10891692
>>10891808
>>10891905
>>10891953
>>10891984
>>10892129
I don't mind anime, I don't mind BRAP posts, but k-pop posting is just a step too far. Take that shit somewhere else.

>>10892481
DRUMF IS ACTUALLY PUTIN IN A BODY SUIT SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>10892463
well they used to own mondelez, if they rebought it it would be kind of awkward
Unliver got denied by not only the company but the entire euro nation

Maybe Flower Foods (FLO)
would be a great addition

>>10892538
FACK

>>10892481
DRUMPFS OUT OF OFFICE!! BUY! BUY! BUY!!

>>10892575
FIRST WE HAVE TO SELL THO
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSLELSLELSLELSELLSLELSLELSLELSLELSLELSLELLELELLELE

>>10892586
HE'S OUT OF OFFICE TRADE WAR IS OVER!! BUY BUY BUY

>>10892575
>>10892586
BUY THEN SELLL THEN BUY THEN SELL AGAIN DRUMPF NO NO NO NO

>>10892590
NO SELL THEN BUY THEN SELL THEN BUY AGAIN IDIOT

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm SOOOO happy watching this kike take it up the ass

Come on mu. Go to 53 you can do it.

Alright lets pump the defensive food stocks already

when is the next actual crash ffs zzzzzzzz

>>10892621
There's not going to be food, communism day on monday. Just fucking sell it all.

>>10892649
Tuesday

>>10892649
this I want a sale here soon

>>10892536
enemy spotted

>>10892589
>>10892590
EVERYBODY PANIC

Bears have been trapped

Pump it

>>10891101
APLE

>>10892676
>mfw I bought the dip with SPY calls and I'm ending the day green
LMAO fucking nerds

>>10892686
Terrified longs near the lows of the day. You know what to do.

>>10892505
yes, shared meme economy is the only solution to capitalizm

>>10892649
September's right around the corner.

This crash is going to be biblical.

Here it comes, this is the big part of the wave. We gap down tomorrow. We're all going to be fucking rich, unless you're long, then fuck you and hold my bag faggot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw 5$ puts on cron from 12.50
my delta is gonna be so fucking high over the next week

>>10892364
Nobody's selling any calls at that price so going with >>10892358

>>10892539
yep I remember when they had the Unilever offer.

>$KHC $93/share

felt good man

maybe $DF?

>>10892719
SPY 292 calls are $8 rn

I'm not scared until SPY touches that ichimoku cloud

>>10892751
Not seeing any on robinhood.

FOUR MINUTES LEFT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

>>10892738
DF would be cool, they would have like 90% the dairy market
Since they didnt even bid on Pinnacle, they must be planning something big

>>10892762
literally nothing
the only important part is whethr big boys buy the dip AH
but they wont cuz holiday

who here /boughtthedip/

2 MINUTE WARNING!!

>>10892762

>>10892777
i mean i rolled out, so kinda desu

>>10892777
I bought some stuff

s&p closed above 2900 happening cancelled. golden bull resumes soon

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm still down off of SJM and T, but I have the utmost faith in Nikkei's instincts and my TA. This "crash" is false and homosexual.
>>10892777
Nice lightning flash trips.

Next week will be glorious.

>>10892777
>>10892807
Checked for great trips
I bought the dip for some SPY calls and ended the day green. 10/10 would do again

>>10892798
hope it wasnt in the dow desu

>>10892807
Not great, but I bought my first option today!

>>10892807
Up 0.10% ($23)
good_enough.png

>>10892822
>short oil
bout to get bogged

whew me gonna buy car with air conditioning soon

>>10892813
>I bought the dip for some SPY calls and ended the day green
good
total US market collapse confirmed

>>10892807
Up $312 today, slowly trying to climb out of the hole that I got fucked into on that TSLA play

Who here green for the day?

>>10892825
No one had any good put buys to recommend

uso price target: 16.00

>>10892807
down 0.5%
still teetering just below all time highs so its not that bad

>>10892818
It was
Im hedged on the dow though

>>10892818
MOAR SELLING
NO BUYERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>10892827
you know, the whole "terminally ill" gag stops working if you keep showing up

>>10892831
>>10892807
forgot pic
this is your brain on musk
don't do grimes kids

>been buying CRON puts the past couple days

BASED CITRON

>>10892832
Meeee! Short iron condors ftw. DKS got me just about max payout, now to see what LULU does

>>10892835
>Im hedged on the dow though
good
i figured
but were atleast gonna kiss the 20SMA desu

we need to in order to further destroy EMs and ensure our moon mission

>>10892846
>tfw stealing money from canadian reefers

Why are people memeing sjm? I don't think I've bought one of their products in a decade.

>>10892832
c'est moi
hon hon hon

>>10892839
Me will try die faster soory x.x

>>10892858
flight to value

>>10892827
Jesus kneepad. You live in Texas and don't have a car with AC? No wonder you are dying.

>>10892858
they got a lot of cash and good div desu
bonds kinda blow rn so its a good yield play imo

>>10892857
i dont know wtf anyone who was buying these past few days was thinking desu
absolute retards

>>10892807
-0.67%

>but i am 1/3 cash so that really meant my equities lost 1% today

feelsbadman.jpg

didn't buy any dips because i think it will go on discount tomorrow. I am eyeying opening positions on $GRPN and $LVS tomorrow

I think it's time to load up on long term CGC puts. The stock is definatly in a bubble but idk if we hit the top yet.

>>10892885
>didn't buy any dips because i think it will go on discount tomorrow
yeah i might buy the close tomorrow desu

>>10892894
sounds like a plan stan

>>10892879
am poor girl :(
but no for long hopefully !

>>10892858
i explained already >>10891538

>>10892906
Why would they burn that girl and not use her as an eternal sex slave?
What a waste

>>10892868
Why are you trying to "make it" if you are really terminally ill? Why not just max out all your credit, live it up for your last days, maybe hook up with baggy once and then die?

>>10892884
The sector has been getting a lot of buzz recently, and CRON is one of the few MJ companies on a major exchange so its only natural to see the price inflate. Not to mention there is always a massive run up in the fall.

>>10892894
What strike and time-frame are you looking at? I'm going to load up on either TLRY or CGC

>>10892852
>max payout

I hope the cycle is almost expired, otherwise, please, cash the fuck out and protect dem gains.

>>10892916
TLRY just IPO'd so it's a really fucking bad idea to short it until it starts distributing

>>10892914
Strong men wouldn't bang someone they were about to burn at the stake. Common sense comfy.

>>10892924
Not so fast
>>10892916
I'm thinking a couple months after canada legalizes weed since the hype will be over. As for strike maybe around $45

Who the fuck is pumping and dumping Cormedix.

>>10892919
I cashed out and went short iron condor on LULU. Might get fucked on that one though, should have biased toward more bullish

shout out to that one nigga who showed me TICK this morning
good shit senpai

w this and the total penis index i am become livermore, destroyer of markets

>>10892916
i honestly think now that legalization is realized its time to put up or shut up for these companies.
it stands to reason that a majority of them will fail to capitalize immediately, and thus will self immolate

>>10892914
You know they sacrificed virgins to encourage women to put out right.

Ah, now I can watch it sink into the .80s again. Feels good.

>>10892914
humans not have sex with animals dummy

>>10892945
>I'm thinking a couple months after canada legalizes weed since the hype will be over. As for strike maybe around $45
oh hey there slowpoke
guess what?
its already legal
since a few months ago
this entire last run was hype
the time is nao

>>10892935
Right but why burn them at all?
At least keep them as sex slaves until they turn 25, you're just wasting resources if you kill them before then

>>10892945
Just wait.

>>10892976
>>10892976
>>10892976
>>10892976
>>10892976

NEW

>>10892976
>>10892976
>>10892976

>>10892914
>>10892977
grow some standards senpai
you dont bang witches
you burn em

Baking new bread stand by....

>>10892987
NO
>>10892982

>>10892976
>>10892976
>>10892976

>>10892924
>>10892945

>>10892987
nope >>10892982

>>10892987
Nevermind other anon got it.

>>10893000
checked for integrity

>>10892998
wrong game senpai

>>10892980
Take this!

>>10892915
sound advice bro, i'll go full degen if this shit happens to me.

>>10892841
Were those calls or puts?