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>the year is 2020
>wake up, have 170 bets requesting data from my node
>google the champions league final results
>juventustinkies beat bareqtlona
>tsuuuu
>type in juventustinkies won into the data output
>trigger contracts worth millions of dollars
>earn 0.6 link
>stack now 2561.3 LINK
>cash out 0.3 LINK
>call my favorite prostitute for the day
>she comes over
>we cuddle while playing vidya
>she makes me brunch
>comes with brunch in my room
>cuddles me while I eat and watch youtube
>done eating
>make out with her, play with her pussy and pooper, she squirts in my face
>play more vidya and lick her pooper once in a while
>she makes dinner and warm milk
>eat, drink
>cuddle and fall asleep in her lap cuddling with her milkies
>tip her 0.05 LINK
>sleep with her, literally
>get waken up by pancake smell

What a life, can't wait :)

>> No.10889647

>>10889618
Kys, retarded faggot.

>> No.10889669

you need link to go up 600000% for that , good luck

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10889709

>>10889647
>>10889669
Go away, idiots. Stinkies will all make it, everyone with +1000 LINK that is. 1000 EOY

>> No.10889747
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>>10889618
i hold 50k link, and i hope this bitch goes to zero so cringey geeks like you get zoinked

>> No.10889793
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10889793

>>10889618
Sounds like you really need a girlfriend Anon.

>> No.10890189

>>10889618
Soon my fellow LINK bro

We are all gonna make it.

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10890382

>>10889618
>Even in anon's wildest fantasy he STILL has to pay for some whore's pussy
top kek. This is like when I go on nofap streaks longer than 2 weeks and have wet dreams about looking up porn on xvideos

>> No.10890562

>>10889618
Sorry Anon, you are so broken, can't even imagine yourself in a happy relationship. Not even in your wildest dreams.

>> No.10890776

Imagine wanting to cuddle a whore, the absolute biz of brainlets

>> No.10890794

>>10889618
Wow, an actually GOOD link thread for once.

>> No.10890945

>>10890776
I am gonna pay Sarah to rest my head on her huge nice milkers and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.