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I buy crypto

>>10887287
Found the TRX dev

>>10887282
I've quit working as a wagie for the upcoming 6 months I'm on benefits.

I didn't have to do this but I wanted to.
I got myself fired and now I'm going to live on benifits for a bit.

Been claiming my dead grandfathers disability. Comfy af

>>10887282
Double claimed my mom's cancer treatment bills to my as well as my dad's insurer. It was tricky but now I have money to get her ever better after care.

I go to work and shit post and get paid for it.

>>10887510
thats nobel

>>10887625
Thanks fren

I used my movie pass 5 times in a month and crashed a publicly traded company

I take the Splenda packets at work to use in my tea at home.

>>10888484
delightfully devilish elon

>>10887510
Good job. Hope they don't find out. God speed

>>10887282
When I use the self checkout I scan one item while holding two, so it's like half off.

>>10887353
are you me? that is my plan !

I left morocco to live in France.
Now I get nearly 2k euros/months as various neetbux.

Laugh my ass off when I see the white leaving in the morning to work for minimum wage.

شكراً فرنسا

>>10888587
Nice larp

>>10888661
Larp? hahahahahah

If you only you knew...

>>10888661
Take this one too.

I'm not going to post eveything I get (free food, electricity, gas, free repairs when my gas had a problem, vacation checks, etc etc,

Keep waging my friend!

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>>10888701
you're an absolute drain on society and serve no purpose other than wasting oxygen

>>10888724
Don't say that brother, I make a lot of lonely french girls happy ;)
Such a tiring job =C


¨Last girl I've met. We ended DPing here ;)

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>>10888812
How do you manage to do that? Don't they requrie a probable cause for you to migrate etc?
And is that unemployment bucks? Are there any conditions, do they force you to job search etc? I'm curious

>>10888701
LMAO france is such a shithole, glad to see that country falling apart

>>10888812
I'm not French so I could care less

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>>10888701
can I do this as a white non-french from shit tier east eu country? how to get all the gov funds?

help my shitskin brother and I shall be forever grateful

>>10888688
Do you have like 5 kids or something? Yeah still calling larp and I'm not even from France

>>10887353
Same here. As my contract ended, I decided to take a vacation and am now living on increased benefits, getting 1500€ a month for doing nothing. Living alone so there's plenty left over to invest.

NEET lifestyle is really not for me, but the deal is just too good not to take. I'll find a job once I get too bored, but for now it's hilarious watching my friends go to work every day just to make a few hundred euros more than me. Benefits are extremely detrimental to work motivation.

>>10888892
where do you get 1500 EUR in benefits holyl fuck

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>>10888884
No wife, No kids, all these monies goes to my pocket.

Since this is scam general, I'll explain to you.

Since France gives unemployment based on your last salaries wherever you had them. I found someone in the uk to make false payslips with huge ammounts.

For the neetbux part: everyone can get them.

Do you have an european citizenship?

I can help bro.

>>10888920
yep, I'm from a country that's part of the eu but we don't have such great benefits.

I read up on pole emploi benefits and it seems like you have to work in France for at least 4 months before you can start to claim it, and even then you're supposed to be actively job searching and be registered as someone searching for jobs (which, I imagine, they'd give you after a while)

or is there something I'm overlooking?

>>10888906
I'm not sure if there's a term for it in English but it's a system where my benefits are increased because I joined a fund while I was working. I paid something like 100€ for this fund.

>>10888831
I went there with a visa student, found a job, got permanent resident statut.

Unemployment is 70% of your last salary. (max 3k euros in neetbux). there is so many people living on this and they can't control everyone, so they call me 1 or 2 times a year to see how my (lol) job search (lol) is going.

There is a lot of other things that even native french people don't know, and I have no shame profiting from them, France pillaged my county and my whole continent for centuries, why shouldn't I do the same at my level?

Also I'm not stealing anything.

>>10888920
Interesting. Yeah you can't do that in Germany... You only get half of your last salary when you actually paid taxes into the system for at least 12 months

>>10888966
based.

how long did it take you to find a job and get permanent resident status? how hard is it? do you speak french fluently?

>>10888688
>>10888701

Jesus, if i were french or a Eurofag i would literally kill myself.

>>10887353
what kind of synchronicity is this? why are so many anons in this situation? I know five people irl too. are you those five people wtf

>>10888940
You can transfer your benefits accross europe, so if your unemployment is 700€ you will get 700€ in France, no need to work or anything.

But if you want the real deal, you should come here, find a job even for 1 month and surf on them benefits. + working or not, you will get 500e minimal revenue+ 300€ to help you pay rent+ various other benefits.

>>10889008
France serves as an example as to what happens if you let your country be ruled by leftists, as a European I'm happy to see it falling into the abyss

>>10888982
70% of your last salary
>>10888986
3,5 years between setting foot here and getting permanent card.

To get a permanent card, you should work at least 3 years minimum wage, if you're a non EU citizen.

>>10888920
>false payslips with huge ammounts.

can you explain how you pulled this off ? don't they check your bank statements and such?

lmao.

even in germany you can´t scam the system that hard.

you have to work 2 years to get 12 months of 60% of your last net salary in benefits.

this is next level autism what theyre doing in france.

I bought link at ico and now im shilling it to scam normies

>>10888587
>larping as an immigrant on a bolivian shitcoin board
You need to work for a few years in France and pay taxes for at least a few years then you can get neetbux for up to a year as long as you're looking for a job, and you also need permanent residency.
>t.pole in france
You can't scam la république

>>10889033
Everything is fine in France. Thanx for your concern.

>>10889058
>You can't scam la république
You have already been scammed

france is no longer france

>>10889071
THIS

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answer this please OP

>>10889058
I've never paid taxes.

You only need to work for 4 months for unemployment and it's up to two years benefits then it turns lower and lower each year.

And you don't need permanent residency, only to be legal.

>>10889090
No Bank statment or anything.
They only ask for payslips and do random verifications AKA calling the company who was hiring you (if they do that one day, my friend will answer them).

The UK not being in the union anymore made this scam a lot more easy (swiss was the deal before that)


This is the easiest scam you can do here and the least payment.

There is more complicated scam involving creating a business and getting VAT or some shit, but never bothered,

I know someone who makes 10k€ month near legaly that way.

>>10889095
jk fren, Moroccan here too came to do a master 2 in Polytechnique by photoshopping the transcripts.
Failed the master by focusing too much on crypto, so now my internship is trying to recruit me but since no degree they won't be able to do a changement de statut, so I'm fucked.
But I got admitted in another M2 in dauphine and idk if I'll do it or go back to morocco and wait for my 28K link stack to make me rich.
wanna get drunk someday and share scamming tips?

>>10888587
we raped your grand mothers so you are probably half french Ahmed.

Also, you are just a slave for TOP 100 french companies, keep thinking you are scamming the system because a 4/10 roastie sucked your hairy cock.

>Feeling bad for France
What the shitkins are doing in France is collecting their dues, France stole trillions worth from their countries for centuries and that's not even speaking what they did to those countries after they got "indepence" backing coups, genocides and funding civil wars.
Morrocsn bro keep doing what you are doing may your ancestors smile upon you.

>>10889150
>pissing code all day everyday for his french masters
>scamming the system

pick only one Abdul

>>10889178
Their are two Moroccans here dipshits.

>>10889164
>butthurt french
Your top 100 french companies are the ones who are pushing for open borders and lower salaries kek

>>10889166
Africans fought wars for their French masters against germany.
Africans are our dustman now, they can't even do it properly
Africans massively came to Paris, now all the whites are flying to others big cities like Bordeaux and Lyon.
Living with cockroaches is better than living around Africans.

>>10889178
Already have an engineering degree from Morocco so I'll be pissing code either way, and it's not like i like wagecucking we're all trying to make it fren don't be rude.
Though Paris is objectively shit desu, I do 4h of commuting a day for my internship, they told me I can work from home in the interview then said it wasn't an option for interns 1 month in the internship.
>>10889147
Teach me senpai how to fuck that pink pussy, a little autistic and have a gf back home i visit every few months, but i'm tired of brown pussy desu

>>10889200
>implying I care

I didn't buy my first BTC in 2017 Azzedine.
and I want France to burn for the only reason they are not deporting you to death camp.

I never paid tax in France and I never will.

>>10887353
Welcome on the wild ride friend.
Didnt really feel happy at "work" aka slavery anymore and put all my money off the bank account or into crypto.
Im looking extensively for a new job right this second lel.

Also, are pajeet tier clone fake ICO website scams still working or did people figure it out?

>>10889222
Jean Pierre you had your chance with Le Pen but you blew it by electing a globalist...we will keep Ventimiglia open for you

>>10889244
>buying BTC in 2018
>trying to create an ICO scam in 2018

Typical french muslim immigrant
1) low IQ shitskin
2) yet thinking he is a genius

>>10889150
A fine a khouya zine ca va?

Just finish your master buddy and change the putain de statut asap. hoa f sara7a larpit wa7ed chuia, badalte statut mn etudiant l vie privée b wa7ed l pacs m3a sata diali f dak lwa9te.
=> mnine tbadal statut konte deja khdamte 3 and mnine konte etudiant donc tlabte carte de resident direct. EASY WAY.

>>10889212

3andak degree f dev? rah metier en tension ou t9dar tlab passeport talent, kan 3raf drari mn casa trcrutaw nichane f des SS2I b 45k/month alors que 3ayaaaanine f dev.

Gher postuli a sate.

We're all gonna make it.

>>10889252
Grazie mile Federicco,
but I really don't care about France now, living in eastern Europe and my family is safu with me.

>>10889263
sat ra passport talent khasso 36000 euros+ laknti 3ndk diplome hna, awlla 56000 euros+ laknti khdam flmghrib; hadak houwa lblan a3chiri anmchi lmghrib nkhdm wahad 1 an wla 2 an wn postulé hna.
Daba fia mankhdm wndir lmaster f dauphine, walakin khassni lflouss bach njme3 crypto 9bl lbullrun.
knt tandir douk clone ico websites dkhlt bihom wahd 5000 euros f fevrier takat 3lia sehd, zidha salaire dial stage donc makhdmtch; systeme 3ndhom mzian hna hhhh

>>10889212
>>10889212
I'll admit, getting pink pussy is not as easy as it was (they prefer blacks now), but they easiest way is dress urban, hit the gym and go for 7-23 high school/college girls, shit is so easy.

And for autismo, the best thing is to embrace it and use it as your advantage. (think deeply before you talk, let your mind wander so you'll stay silent and give an image of calmness, etc...)

ALSO TINDER.

>>10888812
As a kissless, hugless, friendless virgin, this picture really, really, really hurts me emotionally.

>>10887353
what are benefits and how can you get them? sorry not american

>>10889283
36k 56k euros brut dial salaire t3teh lik charika fl3am.
Machi khasssek t7atha.

>>10889300
Shit, waster all this year on shitcoins and lost lots of weight, I tried Tinder here and matched with some roasties but didn't follow through.
Will try again brother, thanks for the tips.
Really need to find a cutie and make her fall in love before my visa expires to get titre de séjour.

>>10889353
lla ra 3arf, walakin s3ib t3tik chi charika 56K laknti flmghrib bach takhd passport talent, tta hania saraha gha nji ma3ndi mandir b passport talent flewel nsayn ta nkhdm chwya wtkhrj ljinssia wndir lmhom la caf w lbenefits.

>>10889304
they touched her deltoid
for sure they did a 3some
arabs have to pay to fuck in western europe
not even kidding

>>10889388
I don't care if they paid her, it reminds me that this goes on every single day. Whores whoring themselves out to random men and I can't even get love.

>>10889414
If you are not able to get a woman then you are a beta male and your awful genes will disappear.

>>10889414
Yep you still cling to the moral knight way of life.
Listen I still get disgusted with roasties and with my girlfriends past and that's why I never commit, but your countries didn't listen to Hitler and helped Jews push their agendas to every country on earth, and now everyone is paying the price.
There is nothing you can really do about it, recognize it's part of evolution, it's a gene deep war between genders to produce the best offspring, but now it doesn't work anymore since the pill and dna testing, so it's just the way things are.
Hit the gym and become an asshole and prey on weak minded roasties etc... when your moral guilt trips you, just remember there are no countries for old men and the world is becoming degenerate whether you want it or not, even if you find a cutie and you settle and have kids, then your daughters or their daughters will become degenerates until (((they)))'re eradicated for good.

>>10889486
This makes the pain even worse. Everyday I hate the Jews and their sympathizers even more.

>>10889518
so buy weapons and attack a mosquee

faggot

you won't do it

coward

>>10889540
Islam is the solution to the problems, all of them. Islam is not a problem. Too bad Arabs are subhumans incapable of anything. No government overthrow will happen.

>>10889549
t. cuck incel

>>10889558
The reason you can't criticize Islam is because it makes Islam grow. Most who call themselves Muslims are not, but when they are prohibited from practicing their religion then it creates a psychological effect which strengthens their faith in Islam.

In other words, criminalizing criticism of Islam is a way to destroy Islam.

>>10887282
>How are you scamming the system?
I used sorcery to devalue the dollar against memecoins

>>10888966
>I deserve to pillage these people because they are stupid apes and their grandfathers went to war with my grandfathers.
>I'm not stealing.
Pick one retard, the state is violent pillaging by nature. I look forward to when the german people get upset and you fall victim to the largest systematic genocide to have taken place on the planet.

>>1088954

AMINE BROTHER.

Got an advice for u. Convert to Islam and. Enjoy make a cute arab girl ur waifu.

There is no racisme in islam

>>10889540
You haven't done it either faggot, instead you left your country to rot and escaped to eastern europe. How is what you did any better than what I did by coming to France since I didn't like the situation in Morocco.
You guys truly fucked up with WW2, you lost a lot of good warrior DNA there, maybe it also was a plan of the jews to cuck the white man.
I recognize Islam is a shit tier religion, but I don't understand how your government allows mosques to be built here, it all seems so obvious when you know about jews and desu I pity you sometimes, especially when I see a cutie white girl with a nigger or even just drunk outside looking for cocks to suck, as I said this is a shit situation and most people don't even know it's a shit situation, and the time will come when French people will realize this since you always have done since the revolution, and blood will be shed in the street, when that time comes I'll either be dead or in New Zealand (running from shit, like you etc...) surviving and listening to which city got nuked in the radio, but I'll at least have respect for Frenchies and their nationalism, till then ride the wave and think about how insignificant we humans are, cling to whichever skydaddy you believe in and take psychedelics and take pussy whenever you can (it's like drugs or videogames desu unless you're reproducing).
My and many anons' weakness is a longing to the better times (even though a part of me thinks those times never existed but the grass is always greener there), and this has no solution at all, since we'll always want things to become good and for each to live in their country and have their wife and family and not worry about cheating and degeneracy, and work to make the world a better place.

>>10889573
That isn't true, the ability to criticize any religion you want is freedom of speech. It is just words.
Just as they have the write to worship allah you can tell them they're delusional swine.
They get harder in their ways? Then they are stupid religious zealots incapable of self control, and fall under tha category of Muslim. It's better to not have these people in your society and know who they are so you can shoot them if you see them coming with a bomb.

Of course you Euros don't have guns, or protection, and love the government with all your heart so.

>>10889650
Idiot. I am stating that the REASON you are not allowed to criticize Islam is not to protect Islam, it's to destroy Islam.

>>10888966
>Unemployment is 70% of your last salary
indefinitely? wow

>>10889641
I won't read this, for real.
I'm wealthier than you, your family and all your village and I'm only 26.
I don't feel french since I'm 15 y/o.
You can blow up the eiffel tower I would not even care.
Stay poor faggot, if you think you can "make it" in France with 66% tax I have bad news for you Ahmed.

Try to make 30k€ per year first.

Pro tip: you won't.

>>10889700
he is larping
he is a mouthbreathing sandnigger
even poor tier 3/10 roasties thots in Tinder don't want to meet him, he told it.

>>10887353
top kek are you me?
just did 6 month gibs vacation
feltreallygood
now it's 2 years of wagecucking (including 3 months of paid vacation) to qualify for another 6 months.
do this every 2 years

>>10889755
So that's how u cope lol.

>>10889810
Wow, what a badass!
He is using his unemployments rights (because he paid during 2 years for it)
So much anti-system

>typical french loser

Government is literally enslaving you

>>10889886
Are you happy when you got a week off work or not?
Suppressing your own call for freedom.
You are a slave in your mind senpai.
Rather you should be grateful that at least some of your gibs go to White man too.

>>10888812
>DPing
fucking faggot

>>10888812
double vaginal is a dream of mine.

cocks rubbing together and jazzing in one cute pink hole.

>be a veteran
>using Post 9/11 GI bill
>literally get paid 3k a month to go to school
>file for VA disability benefits
>1500 a month for muh disabilities
>being a wage cuck
>get “”””injured””””
>go on leave for a full year, collecting 4k a month
>collect tuition assistance from my wagecucking job
>additional 8k for the year
>collect financial aid
>additional 6k I don’t even need
>mfw I make more money than most people do working 50+ hours a week
>mfw all I do is travel the world and vidya and relax and gym and trade

I’m 25 and my life is seriously the best it’s been since I’ve been out of the military. I do whatever I want, whenever I want, and continue to save money in the process. Going to buy a house soon.

>>10888724
LMAO
literal triggered wagie.

pic related

>>10890439

Did the same thing, when I got out.

Be warned, after your 3 years of schooling is up, it's going to get rough if you weren't prepared, bud.

>>10888812

Based and redpilled

>>10889671
>tfw you realize the long term plan is for the Jews to force islamists into Western Europe to precipitate mass genocide of muslims everywhere
I fucking love the Jews

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>>10889845

Please kill yourself you absolute fucking leach. Scum like you is the reason why Rome fell and why we can't have nice things. I know plenty of people in Europe who work nonstop to subsidize your pathetic existence. If I was a millionaire I still wouldn't stop working to make the world a better place, and here you are scamming for peanuts from the government tit because you're too pathetic to actually be productive. Also Islam is cancer, Muhammad was a child-raping piece of filth and your family is likely mentally retarded from inbreeding which is why they couldn't raise you properly.

>>10890708
I dont know where you are from but I am from western europe and live there. You can hate these people as much as you want but they just actually take what is given to them. The system is so fucked up you cant even imagine and it cant be fixed anymore. this is the endgame nigga, white western boomers will globalize and capitalize and culturally desozialice your ass beyond imagination.

>>10889486
Shit dude; Why would a Moroccan sympathize with Nazi ideology. Have been to Morocco as a German for a few weeks and you are the first one I met who has a mindset like that.


I am also kinda impressed on how many languages some of the dudes could speak there.

>>10889304
Don't let it get to you, the guy is trying his hardest to demoralize- he's probably a virgin himself and hides in his rich parents apartment all day waiting for Good Boy Points to show on /biz/

>>10890708
>come into a scam thread
>be mad when you read a scam
>the scam is actually a bit complicated
>mad at people smart enough to take advantage and not the politicians

Well this was depressing. Why the fuck did I open this thread to read about a bunch of parasites.

>>10891758
Thank you sir.
WEE SMART NOW

>>10887282
instaed of buying kaspersky, i am reinstalling widnows every 30 days and then use the 30 day free trial

ok my thing is the following:
>have idiotic office job
>make 18k a year
>daily work is done in 1h
>have to work 8h
>hating co-workers and bosses
>installing spy software
>logging into computer from home
>start the clock from home
>go to work later
>leave work earlier
>logging off from home
>go eat and drink tee at work for 4h
>do my finance things
>trade crypto
>check stock markets
>check 9gag

>>10891815
such is life

>>10892507
what job anon?

>>10891815
C'est la vie.

>>10887353
Got fired from a high paying job so I get about $2500 per month

Probably going to get another soon but it's been fun being unemployed the last 4 months