/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10880491

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Depression
Anxiety
Obsessive tendencies

>>10880520
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a month ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>10880556
>globular planets

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>>10880624
How has nobody shopped this into Sergey with the bitches tit in his hand while he stares her down from just inches away

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>>10880491

35k linklet here, my patience is running out, i cannot wait anymore, when we moon?

>>10880624

>>10880674

When people eventually ask me how I made as much as I did, I will tell them the truth. Underwater basket weaving.

>>10880491

>>10880687
The day after you sell

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>>10880491
Be me 100% straight >White, UNCUT ;), also somewhat of a gymhead >Each time I'm done with my workout sesh I have this weird urge to dominate a cute femboy in bed for a couple hours It-... It is normal right? Am I still straight?

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>>10880776
He literally enchants women with his shirt

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>>10880743
HE'S A BIG GUY

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>>10880827

A stuffy gray-haired banker is going over the oracle problem and how it's an open problem that haven't been solved for a 100 years.

"Fucking newfags" Sergey mutters to himself. The banker hears him. "Excuse me? Did you have anything to say?"

"The oracle problem HAS been solved" Sergey replies smugly, and then tells him about ChainLink.

"Nonesense" the banker says while going to their website. As he's reading the whitepaper he visibly shaken. "I can't believe this... I can't believe this" he says with a cracked voice. Finally he regains composure and proclaims "Conference dismissed. THE ORACLE PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED!!"

Hottest girl in the room (SIBOS is 90% women) starts sucking Sergey's cock right there while the second hottest girl fingers his ass.

Biz, where were you when Sergey solved the Oracle problem?

Guys, this is fucked up, but hear me out.
I just spoke with the new marketing director of Chainlink and he had some pretty interesting things to tell.

We all know that Sergey has gotten kind of big lately, but the last months it has sprialed out of control. He is now so morbidly obese that he cannot support his own weight. Apparently he used a large chunk of the ICO money to install a huge aquarium in his house. He, and I kid you not, spends 22 houres a day in it to release the strain on his knees and back. According to the MD of Chainlink, he has switched to eating fish food. He says it has the optimal balance of minerals an positive vibrations. But the most fucked up thing is that he is supposedly mating with a clown fish. I don't know if the fish consent or not, but with Sergeys current size I don't think he have a say in the matter. Also, once a day he is hoisted out of the tank and onto a couch so that he can watch his favorite TV show Dr. Phil.

I don't know what to think anymore /biz/. I'm not a professional investor, but I don't think link is a good investment if all of this is true?
I was at my local McDonald's the other day when I saw an overweight man in plaid huddled in the corner by the restrooms. He was intensely focused on something in front him and it wasn't until I got closer I realized that he was playing with the Legos that came with his happy meal. He kept prying the plastic pieces apart and rearranging them on the edges of the table, occasionally muttering the odd phrase or two about "decentralized oracles". Globs of ketchup and mustard were dripping on his shirt from a half eaten big mac laid down nearby. I rushed home and immediately market sold all of my link. I will never be duped by that man again. Just thinking about it makes me sick.

>>10880491
Delphi is an example of a professional PR firm. Their original memes and threads suck but they keep pumping them out. Why do you think they take OC LINK memes and photoshop their logo onto it? It's to track their work and get paid. Make sure you use non-delphi images.

Way to feed the beast guys

Not trying to fud but I have a serious concern with Chainlink. Chainlink has been on Ropsten for a month and everyone was expecting all these potential partners to test on the test net. The team even told people to keep an eye on Ropsten to see the customers using the network. Well for 3 weeks the only transactions on Ropsten have been regular peeps taking the 100 Ropsten link from the faucet. There has been absolutely no requests for data. In fact, someone asked Thomas why and then Thomas made a run to show it works. Well I see Thomas's request for data but it is the only one.

Why is there no testing on Ropsten? Where are all these customers/partners/devs that are supposed to be drooling at the potential of Chainlink? I know the lack of communication, lack of updates from Sergey, lack of social media presence, increasing competition from large players are all red flags but this may be the largest.

Does anyone actually want to use Chainlink Network?

Ok im done

>>10880964
SUBMIT

Can some anon edit this so the chainlink cube is much fainter? I don’t want it to be so obvious

>>10880853

>>10881026

timeless classic right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

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>>10881042
Another classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij59eP-4gsA

>>10881062

CHAD
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>>10881194


>holding a dollar

anon it's like you missed the first half of the semester of crypto class

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>>10881317
Based

>>10880961
o, epic 1 m8

Listen, LINK is a false flag coin. Think about it for 5 seconds and you'll realize I'm right. It's designed to play on human emotions, namely: hype, fear, greed, and hope. Hype because smart contracts generate buzz. Fear as in fomo or fear of missing out. Greed, meaning 1k eoy. And hope when you're stuck holding heavy, heavy bags.
From wikipedia:
A false flag is a covert operation designed to deceive; the deception creates the appearance of a particular party, group, or nation being responsible for some activity, disguising the actual source of responsibility
Sound familiar? Huh? What?
Also notice how sirgay hails from Russia. Who's public enemy #1 in America? Go ahead, I'll wait. Oh, yeah times up. Russia! Coincidence? You tell me.
Listen, it's easy. Whales are playing you and are out in force. They own most of the supply. They control the price action. And they want your BTC. Trade wisely, anons. You've been warned. That massive, 5 million link sell wall was not a mistake. It was not an error. It was a head fake. 5k sats, then doom. Beware.

>>10880491

>>10880491
world war 7

>>10880644
Top 10 anime battles

>>10880711
Classic

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>>10880491
I will buy link friday morning when I get paid.
Where do I buy? Where do I make an account? I will hold bags if need be. I want to live.

>>10883836
>make coinbase and binance accounts
>buy eth/btc on coinbase
>transfer to binance
>buy link
>if significant amount, but hardware wallet and send it there

make sure you type your wallet address correctly or you'll lose everything

>>10883870
How can i make my own address outside of binance? I ordered a hardware wallet but im waiting for it in the mail.

Would a paperwallet be better? How can i store them on my computer?

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>>10883870
god i remember when this was me so long ago.
LINK is what got me into crypto.

I asked someone on biz and they told me the same thing where/how to buy.
Best decision ive ever made.

ironically the LINK post that got me into buying was an insanely informative thread.
god bless all of you kind frens nice enough to help us new guys out.
so glad i got to buy in big at $0.16

>>10884167
dont use a hardware wallet. theyre dangerous, you could lose everything.
use a browser extension called METAMASK, and then use myetherwallet.com as your main hold wallet.
also, if you dont feel comfortable with that or are too brainless to use that method, there is the most secure software wallet for phones called ENJIN wallet. i have my LINK spread on both wallets. never keep all of your stack in one place. good luck anon and see you at $1k

forgot pic.

+1 to image limit

>>10884201
Some people have claimed to have lost everything using metamask. I have a wallet i got a long time ago from ed but i don't know how secure that is alone. Most anons on here recommend trezor or a ledger nano s. Never heard how they're dangerous.

>>10884276
you cant lose anything using metamask, it will prompt you with every tx - where anons have lost everything are phishing sites setup to mirror myetherwallet.com - this is where they lose everything, make sure the https://myetherwallet.com is correct otherwise you could be entering your private key into a fake site. this has been going on for awhile. metamask is more of an industry standard tech, widely adopted throughout crypto. u can trust it.

>>10884180
I swear to god anon please
I just need to make enough money to pay off my debt and give my parents something
then I can end it

>>10884368
an anon already told you how to buy but i'll help you again with more specific directions.

Buy ETH on Coinbase with USD > Send ETH to Binance > Buy LINK with ETH on Binance > Send LINK to secure ERC-20 wallet (myetherwallet/metamask/enjin secure wallet) for 3-5 years > Send LINK back to Binance > Sell LINK for ETH on Binance > Send ETH to Coinbase > Sell ETH on Coinbase for USD > Send USD to Bank account > Withdraw USD from Bank account > Go on cruise and eat jumbo shrimpers :)

by the time this is over, following these simple directions, you should be crazy rich. me sure to try to get at least 10k LINK

>>10884368
also, dont an hero like a faggot. you'll be crazy rich and we will need all the financial help in fighting the satanic pedos that rule the world.

>this is from the LINK thread that got me to buy about a year ago

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LINK on Binance -> BTC or ETH on Binance -> BTC or ETH on Coinbase -> USD on Coinbase -> USD in your bank account

>>4399311

Step 1: Read this

https://pastebin.com/6xcsc2jR

Step 2: and this

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.swift.com%2Fnews-events%2Fpress-releases%2Fswift-tests-show-blockchain-has-potential-for-global-liquidity-optimisation

Step 3:
Realize that ripple went x75 in five days because of two partnerships with two shitty banks. (200-15bill)

Step 4: Link is only worth 60 mill right now and when partnerships are announced it will go x250 to mimic ripple.

Step 5: Buy link and wait till end december 2017 when swift announces the good news.

Step 6: Enjoy your 250 k

buy in

sergey dev talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW27zYIxZhY

>Any fucking proof of a working product?
lol plenty:

https://www.coindesk.com/swift-completes-blockchain-smart-contracts-trial/

https://www.sibos.com/conference/conference-programme/bridging-dlt-and-swift-messaging-smartcontractcom-innotribe-industry

https://treasury-management.com/news/1024/poc-of-swift-smart-contract-trade-w-5-financial-firms.html

https://create.smartcontract.com/#/contracts/317764c5bf532e8b33572b6e77ae2133

etc. etc. etc.

Do at least 5 minutes of research next time you want to ask easily verifiable questions like that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVSNw8v7Mnc