/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for HEAR

First for Tdameritrade messing up ruined me day

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Long $ASRT

NEUTRALIZE YOUR DELTA

>>10878196
Oh, I know
Monthly divvies are tier one in comfyness

>>10878188
Lunchpost

bought 5k worth of stocks today

>>10878211
What are you, gay?

>>10878188
>Pretzel Bun

>>10878222
At least the lunch is healthy today

>>10878222
Lunchbro messed up. He needs to repost in here.

Fill the gap WU!

>>10878257
The whole day is fucked up now.

>>10878257
2lazy, linking it is fine enough. Just got done talking with some auditors for work. Now I'm sleepy.

>>10878257
>>10878277
Bad mojo
Sell everything

>amazon

What technical indicators do I look for to short the next collapse? On what chart? Any ideas from experienced traders?

Bear where tf you at

>>10878257
Lunchbro never makes a mistake, he must have wanted to end that thread on a high note

>>10878220
How much of that shit do you own to get that amount of dividend?

Should I buy AMD guys? What about Nvidia?

why lunchbro, why

>>10878188
Oooh pretzel! No food, only coffee kratom
I'm doing bad today, fucking smuckers

FACE OFF

Fuck Bearfaggots
Fuck China
SPX 3000

>>10878348
I believe he owns 124 shares roughly $2300 worth

>>10878352
good lord how much smuckers allocates your port

>mfw I finally take the TQQQ pill
I'm so glad I can retire 3 to 9 times faster!

>>10878380
12% of my port

>>10878350
I usually wait if we're at 350+ posts but we were only at 312. It's fine though, glad to see the thread is moving decently fast

>>10878388
its a hard pill to take
Trading has become obsolete now thanks to tqqq and SPXL , only a hobby at this point

Thoughts on FB? I feel like this is the best opportunity to buy at low cost. I don't see FB going away anytime soon since so many businesses rely on Facebook / IG for marketing and data collection.

>>10878228
Gay for options.

>>10878396
Putting you just under 20k not bad. Not bad at all.

Is Aurora a buy right now? Robinhood just added it.

>>10878411
They are going before the senate soon...I'd wait until after. No telling how that shit will turn out

>>10878384
I put 40% of my portfolio in at 14.39, got good signals on bolly bands and RSI. I also really, really like the name because when I was 9 I met a woman at the airport who had a bunny names smuckers and I thought it was incredibly cute

What's your divies for this month anons?

I got Pfizer, Phillips 66, Visa, IBM, Johnson and Johnson, Microsoft, International Paper and Realty Income.

>>10878435
*104.39, I accidentally a zero

>>10878435
oh god
well, youll probably be fine, itll go 108 - 115

>>10878388
welcome to the bull club
we only had to bully you for six months

>>10878485
We're heading for a crash soon. I wouldn't buy it.

>>10878435
>because when I was 9 I met a woman at the airport
d-d-did...did she have big m-milkers?

>>10878510
Just sitting on the rainyday money, waiting for the crash. Still.

>>10878510
If every anon here went bull today the market would crash tomorrow

BILI is about to be the top gainer for the second time.

>>10878511
I don't think so, but I remember she had red hair that matched the bun. It was an orange mini rex, super velvety and lovely.

how retarded am i for holding FCX

opinions on the book of this huge kike?
im completely new to this whole deal and want to start day trade.

Go up. RIGHT NOW.

>>10878568
Look at his face, he is turbojew. And any turbojew who writes a book instead of making money playing the stock market thinks he can make more money on the book than on the market. Therefore the best thing you can learn from him is that writing a shitty how to book will be more profitable than anything he recommends

Aurora, CRON or BILI somebody pls shill me

>>10878560
pretty dumb lad

>>10878596
America's has a new favorite beverage.

That double top on CRON

Buy puts now for free money

Hope you guys are ready for September.

I'm shorting the market.

>>10878618
shill me something to get into instead

>>10878625
How though? The IV on all the reasonable puts is at like 130%

>>10878596
surely the Body Armor deal will send them to 50

do something elon. i'm bleeding everyday.

>>10878622
Nope, I must beg to differ, Dr. Pepper is the only beverage worthy of being called America's new favorite beverage.

>>10878627
This bull isn't done yet, 20% correction is coming in the next 3 months, but I don't think it's going to happen until mid october, early november.

>>10878614
BILI if you missed the AMD run. CRON is good too but wait for a pullback.

>>10878674
originally created as a laxative.

>>10878664
Funding was actually coming from a wealthy Turkish investor.

>>10878631
WMT, TWTR, or QCOM

>>10878622
wrong, bucko.
*crack*
*sip*

>>10878664
Elon is listening to his lawyers now. Not a single tweet this week.
Just as the /smg/ tarot gypsy predicted.

>>10878692
based and redpilled

looks like 917 gonna hit u.u

>>10878706
3000 EOY

>>10878706

>>10878702
didn't he just make some more comments about the guy he accused of being a pedo? lol

why REGN moon?

>>10878664
This is only the beginning, goy
>my puts are actually green

>>10878722
yes but not on twitter so no one cares

>>10878596
KO seems to always jump then slowly bleed, then jump then slowly bleed, ad infinitum

Okay, /smg/, which stocks did you buy for shits and giggles?

>>10878674
[laughs in Texan]

>>10878388
I saw somewhere that the oral leverage for returns was x3 for sp500 but around x1.5-2 for all other markets, anyway thread carefully with leverage.

>>10878741
It was on twitter you mong, go check his feed right now

>>10878747
BOX, MITK

Who /slow and steady/ index investor here?

is anybody here accumulating FB after the recent big dip?

>>10878753
optimal*

>>10878770
You would have to be pretty retarded to get into FB at this point.

>>10878760
present.

Have a Euro Growth fund, 2 American Growth funds and an American Index fund. Also a World Fund for emerging markets.

I also have a divs account set to DRIP until it can generate enough annual income to set myself up for doing what I want

>>10878760
So like, SPXL and TQQQ?

>>10878760
Doing a super-boomer weighted S&P portfolio with dividends

>>10878435
It's going to recover but the street hates this stock. Even with downward guidance, the stock is much better priced than its competitors for the quality of the company. They loved it when it was expensive now they hate it when its cheap.

>>10878770
>Facebook basically has all the information of every person on the planet
>information is the new oil
>not buying Facebook

come on anon, you're smarter than that

>>10878685
And VW lol

>>10878674
>>10878751
WRONG. What is sweat tea?

>>10878756
yea that was last night.

>>10878826
>sweat tea

>>10878826
>sugar

>>10878826
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sweet tea
>>10878832
Kys

>>10878832
What do you pair with your fructose corn syrup Jamal?

>>10878826
You're not wrong, tho. As a fellow Texan myself, I sure do love a glass of sweet tea, maybe with some lemon in there.

>>10878792
100% Vanguard S&P 500

>>10878770
I like that it's a tech stock with a reasonable valuation but it's going to get absolutely fucking hammered if/when new users and other user metrics go down. The FANG breakdown is as follows
Google: great business, ok valuation
Facebook: shit business, good valuation
Amazon: great business, shit valuation.
Netflix: ok business, shit valuation

>>10878826
>putting anything in tea
Why would you fuck with perfection?

>>10878798
>placing any importance behind meme statements like 'information is the new oil'
It's all buzzword bullshit. Information has a huge time decay factor involved and facebook is losing their fresh data sources like crazy. Do you think an ad firm purchasing user location information from FB cares who lived where in 2008 if we are current year? They need the latest data constantly or its worthless. Oil doesn't really expire. Data does. That's why these analogies are fucking retarded, just like the people who spout them.

>>10878856
My buddy moved here from Ohio and refuses to drink sweet tea, only unsweetened. We don’t go eat together anymore.

>>10878845
>>10878848

>>10878869
If you can brew your own I would agree, but I don't drink coffee and sometimes the little boost from a tiny bit of sugar helps keep me active.

Am I missing out?

>>10878882
I don't even know what I am looking at. That glass is filled with some sort clear liquid. Is that the same shit I bathe with? What kind of cuck would drink the same shit he bathes with?

>>10878895
probably.
do you own AMZN?

>>10878863
i own some google and will buy more on occasion, good idea to buy some ad revenue company
FB as i asked im not sure about, seems like its on a knife edge
amzn ridiculous P/E ratio, how can it continue to moon constantly
nflx trades at insane forward P/E right? as if they can add millions of subscribers every quarter forever?

>>10878908
>he doesnt bathe in soda

>>10878874
>not getting the comparison
data wells, like oil wells, dry up. Facebook is basically a bottomless data well with people posting new information everyday on FB and Instagram and you can see what people like, people want, people do, etc.

>>10878908
Not only that, but fish fuck in it.

>>10878908
Think of it this way, people are like 90% water. So really, you're bathing in liquefied people.

>>10878908
Water. Like out of the toilet?

Tootsie Roll moon mission has just launched

>>10878568
I real talk did his free chatroom and it was way too highbrow for me, first off he makes you join his weird ass BitMEX or whatever shit so you can go 100x margin. This may have actually been the inspiration for BitMEX the crypto thing.

Then he tells you to buy shit like Smuckers off key supports and you are supposed to make like 50 cents off it but with 100x margin in theory its like making 50 bucks on it. You could I guess buy 100 shares and then make 50.

Anyway I thought it was too sketchy and I was too low cap to do his trades.

>>10878770
Facebook will eventually go the way of MySpace. A new hip social media site will rise up and dethrone it sooner than later.

>>10878985
yeah everyone's leaving facebook
its all about instagram now

>>10878959
Oh I just remembered all these messed up rules like, you couldn't pull your money out whenever you want. If you wanted to bank profits you had to wait until your account was a certain size and also promise to keep your account for 3 months. They kind of owned your money basically. You could only get your money back as certain conditions were met which I forget but whatever anyway.

>>10879019
And Twitter desu, it's the new internet hate machine

>>10879019
why do people keep forgetting facebook owns instagram

bad news guys GDP is only $4.20 this year

1. Is there a website where you can see which companies deliver dividends and at what amount of stocks?

2. Is it too late to buy TQQQ?

3. Half of my portfolio is AMZN should I buy some more or wait for a dip?

>>10879081
yeah whatever but whatsapp is taking over everything so

>>10878959
>>10879040
This was in my phase where I was considering all sorts of messed up scams to become a day trader. Like, SureTrader. I lost 1500 because they disavowed me and literally removed me from their books and everything because the US Government said if they had ANYONE on their rolls from the USA they would literally put a fatwa on their ass.

So they just said sorry you aren't on our records ;) and I guess I deserved it for wanting to do such retarded things for wanting to become a day trader but its been my dream since I was 16. Now I am 23 and going out of college and just investing on Robinhood.

Luckily, they came up with day trades and T+2 last year and now I don't really NEED T+0 to make money it would just be nice.

/end personal blog

>>10879090
DUDE

>>10879019
As long as there are retarded normies in the world social media will thrive. It's up to the individual companies to determine how to monotize retardation. Hence why companies like Facebook are Chad's and companies like Snapchat are virgins.

can anybody explain why buying the best company in each sector with equal weighting is not superior to some SP500 ETF that has like 470 garbage ass companies that are trash

>>10879147
Because ETFs will go up forever. It's free money anon.

>>10879147
what if the CEO of the best company steps on a landmine? then you're out on all you're money

>>10879147
Because you probably suck at choosing companies

>>10879107
you're gonna make it anon
my dream was to become an astronaut but they dont let people with glasses fly these things :(

>>10879090
S&P 3000 EOD

>>10879093
What platform are you on? I use td and easily see a calendar on the market overview screen.Another option is to use a stock screener and search near div-ex dates

i think i'm finally beginning to understand some market memes. i was buying my ass off when it was uncomfortable and everything sucked and i was making no money. but i kept buying. now i'm actually making money and it's exciting and feels great and things are flying up. i realized this however and stopped buying. i don't plan on buying again until the discomfort returns. is this a good strategy?

>>10878169
>download robinhood two weeks ago
>still waiting to get verified
>no number or email to contact
Wtf dog

>>10879093
at least 100% of your portfolio should be AMZN
the remainder should be BRK

>>10879254
nice try jaun, but using a stolen SSN is not going to work

>>10879259
If only I could afford BRK.

>>10879222
I use Bolero. You have a link to a stockscreener?

>>10879249
yes, trading on gut feelings and emotions is optimal.

you can talk hot on the internet boi

>>10879270
https://www.google.com/search?q=stock+screener&oq=stock+screener&aqs=chrome..69i57.2159j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

pick your poison

>>10879254
You probably don't have much money therefore you aren't a priority to them.

>>10879249
nope, this bull run is going to last another 15 years, you're actually at the 10 year low for 10 years from now right fucking now.

post folios

>>10879294
this
DOW 40k by 2020

>>10879304
My simple mind doesn't know how to read this diarrhea.

>>10879294
hmmm if that's true it would be a good problem to have. but i imagine somewhere in the next year or 2 there will at least be a correction big enough to cause serious discomfort and i'll put more money to work. if not then i already have money going to the moon for 10 years with no corrections lul

Also, reminder that as long as Trump is president we have a bull market. He knows he won't ben reelected when the economy fails.

buy the dip

>>10879304
livin large

BASED AMD RISING FROM THE ASHES!!!

>>10879339
WOAH

>>10879304

>>10879319
you're imagining things, this shit's going to go strait up no brakes.

>>10879352
BASED

>>10879339
Fucking why bother?

>>10879293
Fuck me I put a dollar in
If I knew it would take this long I would have put 1k

>>10879319
we are going full 1950s bullrun
No Brakes
GOLDEN

>>10879339

HOLY SHIT

PRE-ORDER YOUR LAMBOO

>>10879304
Dividend Portfolio:$100K (AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZ)

Mutual Fund Portfolio: $220K (3 Growth Funds, one Income Fund)

Roth IRA: $30K (one mutual fund with dividends DRIP'd)

t. mid 30s boomer

slow and steady wins the race

>>10879342
We back baby!
I expect a brief pullback to 19.85-90
Then climb back to 25.20 by end of day

>>10879379
Its on the assembly line right now
>>10879364
Obviously a joke dude

>>10879390
based boomers
dont forget us little people when you make it

When will AMZN split? This price is way too high for me to buy a share, they need a 3 or 4:1 split after they hit the 1 trillion mark.

Honestly any stock over 1k should be forced to split besides brk, based Buffet-sama can keep his meme quarter million price until he passes

>>10879398
Hahaha, yes I will look out for that sweet $5 pullback and $5 rally in the next two hours.

>>10879294
Can you correct my math for pretend gains from TQQQ over the next 15 years of golden bull?
Pretty sure it's impossible to end up with that much money

>>10879417
AMZN will reverse split to btfo small specs, they have ascended to the Berkshire levels at this point

>>10879339
based

>>10879417
I can't fucking wait for this, the pump from poorfriends jumping on the chance to buy in will be unprecedented

Aren't leveraged ETFs not meant for long term investment due to the fees?

>>10879421
Your math is correct, but you're going to change your mind in a week and sell, then the whole thing is fucked up.

>>10879421
>189.6% yearly returns

>>10879435
fees arent important when the truckloads of millions start pouring in

>>10879443
TQQQpilled

>>10879443
this

>>10879421
189.6% every year? really nigga?

>>10879457
>>10879443
189.6% is the year averaged of TQQQ gains. Look at the chart, it's insane
Pic related is changed to 107.28% which is this years return, making it much less dramatic.
>>10879443
Not if I print of this spreadsheet and cum on it every morning

Lads nowhere to go but up!

>>10879472
Fuck I always forget pic related

>>10879418
Fucking hell
I clearly need to sleep, getting my numbers all fucked up.
Half my brain is clearly floating behind where 19-20 was AMD range

>>10879477
Why add only 2k per year?

>>10879506
comfy is a starving college student
in rural ohio $2k is basically an entire house, its a whole year's wages for these people

> AMD LITERALLY FINISHING IN THE GREEN TODAY

yOu BeTtEr TaKe YoUr PrOfIts, StOrM ClOuDs oN tHe HorIzoN

>>10879515
Ah, fair enough i guess. Get a better job comfy

>>10879516
seriously tempted to buy the Sep7 24.50 put

so I managed to make $324 this year. Assuming I make no more or less until taxes, this means since I'm in the 10% tax bracket, I would be taxed for short term capital gains $32.40, right?

>>10879532
Yeah when I gratuate in 2 years i'll make lots of $$$ being an autistic geologist
>>10879506
>>10879515
Pic related is if the average american saves 20% of their average income per year in TQQQ in an infinite golden bull run

>>10879553
if you sell which you shouldn't

>>10879556
Let me know how that works out for you broski. I'm gonna collect my dividends & we'll compare in 15yrs haha

>>10879556
Fak I forgot to update math behind the numbers column, but the math is correct

>>10879556
this years return of TQQQ was 140% not 107%. 107 is for SPY

>>10879583
Sounds good but the question is where is my fucking money from the hedge fund

GALT is killing it today!

>>10879581
I'll run the numbers based on a golden bull run based on compounding returns from SDIV
You'll get BTFO sorry baby
>>10879586
Look again mong, 1 year return for TQQQ was 107%, SPY was around 24%
>>10879588
I GAVE IT ALL BACK UNLESS YOU SAID YOU DIDN't WANT IT

>>10879553
if you sell before one year of holding you will be short-terms cap gains tax. this is taxed at your incremental rate as normal income. (10%)

however if you hold for over a year and then sell it will be long-term cap gains. at the poorfag 10% tax bracket, your gainz will be tax-free.

>>10879626
how are you supposed to trade off 1 minute bars then?

Imagine if you bought $100 of TQQQ back in Sep 2013.

>>10879655
ok now what

>>10879655
You realize it's leveraged right? You'd owe by this point

>>10879603
you're math is wrong then
you should be multiplying by 2.07 not 1.07 if TQQQ is +107%

>>10878879
Who's going to take you to your dialysis appointments?

>>10879661
WHT the fuck does that mean

>>10879667
leveraged ETFs aren't meant to be held overnight. They get re-balanced every night. You would lose all or money

>>10879040
Sounds like a kike scheme to me.

>>10879506
2k is the maximum IRA contribution you can receive tax benefits on through an IRS form 8880.

>>10879678
You mean you're supposed to sell and buy back in every day? What does re balanced mean?

>>10879254
It will take a few weeks.

>>10879661
>>10879678
You are an absolute brainlet
>>10879664
Fuck I think you're right, I'll fix it when I get back from work
>>10879655
Your investment would have increased by 41x

>>10879678
expense ratio: 0.9%

Is a small cap index worth the investment?

>>10879339
Gotta start somewhere.

>>10879692
an index which tracks small caps, or an index with a small cap?

Dont buy leveraged ETFs buy futures instead. You're wasting your money otherwise.

>>10879689
I sold my house to buy in TQQQ. Staying at the hotel 6 tonite, but I'm looking at real estate on the moon.

>>10879689
a hint would have been that you're assuming TQQQ double yearly but at the end of 15 years you only doubled your money once

> rh support not getting back to me so I can exercise my option
> it keeps going down in value

RRREE

>>10879689
Comfy quite frankly you don't have the right to call anyone a brainlet based on your trading history.

>>10879710
Do you have to call them to exercise it early? I've never tried that before

>>10879647
protip: you don't

>>10879718
You have to message support because there's no way to do it on their shitty interface.

>>10879714
True, but claiming you would lose money from TQQQ is beyond retarded
>>10879703
>>10879664
I adjusted for your math correction and um... something seems wrong.
Someone else should do this, I give up

Why you guys buying TQQQ now when its at a high.
Buy high sell low meme real?

>Not buying GRVY
>Lowest PE ratio gaming company
>lowest market cap
>Zero debt
>creators of that facebook game Ragnorak
>50% stock value decline since peak
>Backed by Gungho Entertainment


Not going to make it.

>>10879745
Buy high, sell higher. Golden bull, babey

>>10879740
I'm not doing your homework for you.

>>10879745
I'm purposely hyping up TQQQ to crash the market
This is an act of memetic warfare

>>10879745
Dont matter when you buy cause its going to 10k end of year

>>10879691
>>10879689
>>10879683
http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

Read the whole article

>>10879740
ever read the story of the Indian King who promised a starving village during a famine 1 grain of rice on day 1 and double the that each day for 30 days?

http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Martin/instructional%20unit/day4.exponential/excel/grainofrice.html

its fairly informative about how exponential growth works. there's a direct parallel because you're assuming TQQQ doubles each year after 15 years, we're talking 2^15 = 32768x you're money

>>10879770
Please stop replying to me, you're embarrassing yourself

>>10879790
not an argument

>>10879770
I fail to see the issue
It says there is nothing wrong essentially and there is enough upward bias in the indices

I have $12 of buying power. What stocks do you recommend?

>>10878760
I tried that when i started a few years ago. It was too boring. Also i didn't have enough principal for the glacial gain rate to be helpful. Then moved to blue chips, also too boring but weirdly stressful as i was trying to do a long hodl kinda strategy. Eventually i landed on swing trading hype memes as primary strategy. It works very well in current volatile market climate.

>>10879816
WPRT babe. It's shooting to the moon before markets close

>>10879699
The former.

>>10879816
SDR

bears in shambles

>>10879815
Because with the management fee of 0.9% your downward movements cost you more than your upward movements. TQQQ is up 3% right now, but with the fee that is actually only 2.1%...however if the ticker moves down 3% then that would actually cost you 3.9%. It is better to exit eod and buy in the morning, assuming your account has enough to not be concerned with the commissions

>>10879090
I love it when Donald gets excited.

What will happen to my HMNY shares of they get kicked off the market?

>>10879090
based 420 GDP

>>10879770
so what your saying is you should be half QQQ half TQQQ, and then half SPY and half UPRO

so your effectively 2x leveraged on both? perhaps a bit more leveraged on the SP500 if you so desire

>>10879840
That's a yearly management fee, you idiot

>>10879249
Add in some TA to that but yeah, that's the counter intuitive hurdle all new traders need to clear before they start to make consistent money.

Did anyone make money on TSMC today? I of course did not follow my gut and held off, thinking that the global foundries move must have been priced in yesterday morning. Up 5% since then.

Does TSMC have any room left to run? They are going to hold about 60% market share for semi manufacturing.

>>10879847
3000x increase in value due to scarcity and demand

>>10879840
I dont give a fuck if they take 0.9% per year if it goes up 300%

>>10879896
No, this idiot is saying they take 1% from you A DAY

>>10879816
Also changed my $10 GALT limit sell to a stop limit that sells at $4.48, my average share price. I'm going to try to ride the wave higher and am ensuring that I don't lose everything if it gets bogged.

>>10879826
>>10879836
Bought 1 share of WPRT and 5 shares of SDR.

>>10879847
They'll become rare collector items that you can sell for hundreds of dollars, like rare pokemon cards

>>10879907
>rare

>>10879905
lol

>>10879907
miss me on that Fag shit

>>10879907
hit me up with more of that homo stuff

Hey fomo buyers it may interest you to know that double tops are forming all over the place on several tickers. Be careful. Protect your profits.

>>10878169
GODDAMNIT TLRY THIS IS AN ABOMINATION
TLRY IS NOT AS GOOD A STOCK AS THE TOP 1% OF STOCKS COME ON

CUT THE CORD ON THIS BULLSHIT AND MOVE ON

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WEED IS GOING TO BE 50 CENTS AN OUNCE ANYWAY ONCE THEY LEGALIZE GROWING

ANYONE CAN DO THIS HOLY SHIT

I AM GETTING DISGUSTED WITH THIS CRYPTOCOIN LEVEL PONZI BULLSHIT

FUCK

>>10879995
The Chad Fad

>>10879919
I can't imagine anyone being dumb enough to buy into HMNY at this point. Its management is garbage and its business model is financially inviable and relies on a dying industry (movie theaters) to make a profit. Why would anyone buy it out?

>>10879995

Weed sector gonna be dumb. That's the only consistent thing about it.

Take note, buy Acreage Holdings hard when it lists this fall. Ride it up, dump it, cash out and go for scrooge mcduck swim in your new money.

>>10879989
You mean cup and handles form all over place

>>10879881
yes... i got calls yesterday. the retail money will pour in once they realize what happened. looking for a quick move above $50.

>>10879700
Futures have wayy more fees though

>>10879838
Anyone who didn't shed bear bias @ 289 am scrub
Next time me start going bear if we revisiting 287 or hit 315

This leveraged ProShares ETF seeks a return that is 3x the return of an index or other benchmark (target) for a single day, as measured from one NAV calculation to the next. Due to the compounding of daily returns, ProShares' returns over periods other than one day will likely differ in amount and possibly direction from the target return for the same period. These effects may be more pronounced in funds with larger or inverse multiples and in funds with volatile benchmarks. Investors should monitor their holdings consistent with their strategies, as frequently as daily. For more on correlation, leverage and other risks, please read the prospectus.

>>10880101
you are
failure

>>10880101
at least you switched it up, gotta roll with the punches

>>10880123
Dont bother with the prospectus
Just buy it nya

>>10880139
if the ETF goes down 33% in one day, you get wiped out

>>10880123
Yes, you need for rebalance leveraged ETFs daily or else volatility steals gains

Gonna keep saying it here until we are all rich together. LPL unironically heading to MIDTEENS. Get that OLED money anons.

Almost at the end of the day, where do we stand

>>10880149
i dont think you can escape from the gain stealing even if you rebalance daily

>>10880163
this entire week already was foretold by the resident /smg/ tarot gypsy. she drew the star, confirming a green week

>>10880147
IMAO thats not even possible

anybody else sweating and fanning themselves like an old southern lady? what is this fucking pump???

>>10880194
INFINITE

UPWARD

MOVEMENT

>>10880191
dont be too sure
https://theconversation.com/advertising-is-obsolete-heres-why-its-time-to-end-it-101639

Holy shit selling iron condors is free fucking money. Which one do I do today? Where's a good options IV screener?

>>10880221
pic from yesterday's play. I lose so much money going long options, it's time to go short

Should I sell CGC now and take my small profit to reinvest in dividend stocks or will CGC still rise until legalization in October? Any bets on if it will crash?

>>10880208
>a random blogpost
Whats your point
If youre a bearfag dont even talk to me

>>10880208
>I'm already green and this nigger keeps running his mouth
LMAO

>>10880234

Take profit.

FOR THE GOLDEN BULLS

>>10880246
>b-but the .9% yearly fee

>>10880246
my point is that these people exist
i dont condone the opinions written in that article
and its not a blogpost, the author wrote a more technical article in the yale law journal arguing that advertising is an antitrust violation
https://www.yalelawjournal.org/article/the-obsolescence-of-advertising-in-the-information-age

Where is CGC headed? overvalued but will keep going up anyways?

Micron says it plans to spend 3billion on over the next 12 years to expand a plant in VA, this might be a good time to buy.

>>10880305

Hang on just a sec, I will do a quick write up on how I see the chart outlook.

>>10880284
I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to tell me

Anyways, The Nasdaq cant drop 30% because of circuit breakers

I've never seen such green dildos shoved up shorters ass.

What pattern is this? How is it called?

bears SLAUGHTERED

>>10880319
Seems the price didnt react at all to the news, waiting for tomorrow to increase or exit position.

I would like to buy some IQ soon

>>10880337
it's called the commie special

Picture
>>10880337

Send Bears to labor camps

>>10880319
I guess they are finally tired of getting everything stolen by the commies

>>10880336
it doesnt matter how many days it takes for the nasdaq to drop 33%, once it does TQQQ is liquidated
Buffet sama says never use leverage

>Just moon everything

>>10880305

Okay CGC TA from swing trading perspective (my trading style).

>Bull break
>rode the upper bollinger band until yesterday
>lower higher for today off the upper band
>descending CCI (CCI is kinda counter intuitive, this isn't necessarily a bearish signal but it's not bullish either. Neutral.)
>RSI still overbought
>bearish stochastic RSI cross
>MACD tightening up towards potential bearish cross

My bet is that is descends to the middle bband, which is the 20 day SMA. From there it will either break back upwards for a bullish continuation and new ATH push, or it will go down and signal a short term bearish reversal. As a swing trader I am looking at return to 20 day SMA and consolidation pattern around an RSI of 50 for possible bullish continuation entry or bull trap bounce.

>>10880397
*lower high

> reatards with AMD 23p

HAHAHAHA

>>10880387
historically this would have happened in the dot com crash but not in 2008 crash

so uh just pull out if we're about to have another dot com crash, easy

(Disclaimer, I am not in tqqq but might buy sqqq soon because it'll provide the best returns when the Everything Bubble crashes)

>>10880433
based

>>10880387
That's not how it works, at all you absolute brainlet. TQQQ would only be fully liquidated if it dropped 33% or more in one day, which as previously stated is impossible.
I may be foolish, but holy shit read a fucking book

BLK is about to reverse and shoot for the stars

>>10880453
Buy the dip on SQQQ?

>>10880387
If that were the case, why has UVXY not dropped to zero yet?

>>10880351
it like looking at future BTC chart

When does RH exercise your GFD contract, I figured it'd have done it by now.

>>10880471
>it's going to 0
>that's how leverage works

>>10880519
All leveraged ETFS give negative returns over enough time

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I had an awful time, how can SJM and T suck so bad while the market pops so hard?!

>>10880550
spent today wanting to kill myself for selling cron yesterday

>>10880550
Up 0.5%

>>10880550
Up $30. Just getting my feet wet.

>>10880550
hit an all time high
based Trump

>>10880583
yuck

>>10880550
no one would belief me

>>10880588
dont reply to me or my posts ever again

someone make the new thread please

>>10880550
I'm up 17%.

>>10880600
k I'll do it hold your horses people

>>10880583
EMPEROR TRUMP
3000 EOY

How do I long the Mueller investigation?

>>10880636
>>10880636
>>10880636
NEW THREAD
>>10880636
>>10880636
>>10880636

>>10880550

Did great today.

Flipped IAN for 3% profit. Their financials were worse than expected yesterday so I market sold at open. It actually went up 10% today because weed sector is gonna be dumb in a bull market. I am satisfied with that trade anyway. I never ever hodl a shit stock on the shit exchange (CSE) when the financials indicate clear as day that they are burning money like it's so much kindling.

Flipped GTII for a very nice 23% profit. This one also trades on the "we don't allow stop loss" CSE shit exchange for shit and I did not want to hold overnight in these conditions. Their financials yesterday were fantastic though. This one could continue to rise despite overbought. It formed a red spinning top outside the upper bband today, also something I don't like holding.

Tomorrow will be a bunch of super low ball bids fishing for lows leading in to bounces.

>>10880453
obviously you wouldn't hold SQQQ for years, that would be retarded even by chan standards. it's a short term play when you think the end is at hand

last one for blacked com

last for headpats

>>10880550
+0.24% today.

agree T sucked balls today

wish i was into $SQ