/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you wanted to bake you should’ve called it instead of just calling me a retard.

>>10863498
i did senpai
>>10863421

>>10863511
Fine

FIRST FOR USURPATOR THREAD

>>10863521
VICTORY

What stocks are gonna have a good day today, /smg/? I have around $500 to throw into something.

Or should I just pump even more into AMD? (Already own 40 shares)

Long AMD

Crypto is finally green again
And stocks are super green this week (so far)

Are we experiencing the end of summer volume rush, or does that begin first week of September?

>>10863556
id avoid pumping more into AMD unless it pulls back some senpai

Mods have chosen a dark path supporting a false thread and deleting the one that had enacted the law of callsies. A curse befalls all who post here.

>>10863563
Tarde war fear ease off
USD is flowing abundantly in the world again
Margins are taken and everything moons

>>10863593
I deleted it myself since he called it first. I’m not going to steal his thunder. It’s safe to post here.

Should I buy Dow Jones or S&P 500?

>>10863593
it was voluntary senpai
id have deleted it if it all the dubs that have been granted (and w green id OP ITT)

>>10863455
>>10863511
>>10863533
>>10863566


kek is w us fren

So biotech and pharmaceutical are the good stocks, right?

>>10863611
Buy UVXY Inc.

buy EEVVF, CNSX: ISOL, NWGFF
now

>>10863609
non-tactical nacho edition is #notmythread

>>10863627
my absolute least favorite desu
better off just gambling w long options imo

>>10863633
chegged
dis gon be gud day

>>10863633
The next thread shall be the tactical nacho thread then. I’ll make sure of it.

>>10863642
kek

>>10863632
are these OTC tickers or something?
wat exchange?

Why can't I hold so many new games for BILI.

>>10863657
>6mm players within the first 30 days
why are their players so small?

>>10863672
Well it is the Asian market

>>10863678
but 6 millimeters?
insanity

> buy TSLA, it's free money

Lmao

>>10863563
This very weird imo
People who say crypto no follow stocks am crazy

>>10863611
Dow looks like it starting for lead market again, which means pretty safe buy until 27000
SP will prob hit 300 though
So imo but both

this shit just keeps getting more ridiculous

>>10863707
>*buy TSLA bankruptcy puts
ftfy

Rate my folio, and explain why.
It's for about 2 year long investments

> AAPL 25% (maybe FB instead)
Stable, solid, long term investment

> TSLA 25%
Not a meme stock. Not a scam. I will actually lead the market in the years to come. Everything bad you read about it it's FUD

> BABA 10%
Best chink stock for long term investment.

> X 10%
It's a no brainer. Trump will not get impeached. Tariffs will still be there.

> GS 10%
If you can't beat the jew, join the jew.

> CVU 10% (maybe BA instead)
It's always worth to have at least one stock in defence and aerospace, CVU has great growth potential, imho.

> DIS 10%
Waiting for that Netflix competitor platform.

>>10863733
RKG; do you not know what crypto reverses with?

This is a retarded question I'm sure but I need to ask it.

When selling a stock/BTC your transaction is only completed when someone else buys it, right?

If so, does that mean if a stock starts sinking, and everyone wants out, most people don't manage to sell and are stuck with it untill it's crashed completely?

Is it the same for BTC?

And if so, how do I learn to identify the patterns and signals that show me it's time to get out?

>>10863746
IQ better than BABA fight me irl.

>>10863746
>Everything bad you read about it it's FUD
Nope I'm pretty certain they're fucked.

>>10863775
>And if so, how do I learn to identify the patterns and signals that show me it's time to get out?
What is Technical Analysis[ta] for $500, Alex?

>>10863783

>>10863775
>And if so, how do I learn to identify the patterns and signals that show me it's time to get out?

>>10863775
You can't identify the fall really, if you could then you would be a millionare shorting easily.

Some advise to hold on until the stock recovers but if it's a shitty meme investment like crypto currencies then it could crash forever in a few moments. That's why it's so stupid to invest in a commodity that is only based on speculation and greed.

>>10863759
Nkt really know what you asking
But biggest indicator for me that BTC pump cycle over are MASSIVE red market sells

You gotta watch all major exhange but basically when you start seeing 5000+ market sells that shows near interests are back

If you see 10k+ dumps abandon ship !!!

guys... i fucked up yesterday.
i had a CZR call that cost like 80 bucks and went up to 400 and didnt sell, not its worth 80 again.
what do you set as a reasonable goal to take profits for options? stocks i get. 6% per annum avg. but options?

>>10863783
BABA it's more diversified. From Aliexpress to Alipay.
Iqiyi it's just video streaming contents. If something goes wrong in that field, the stock will drop irredeemably.

>>10863844
>Just video streaming contents

>>10863833
If you have doubled your money and still didn't sell then you are a fool imo

>>10863746
Why CVU? what is your insight?

Plan 4 2 day
No chart because still suffering from crippling loss

But expecting 2885 for be retested
If 2885 breaks than 2880

>>10863746
Normies are deleting their FB accounts at an alarming rate. I wouldn’t trust it long term.
As far as Tesla Musk broke the law. I doubt he’ll go to jail and kinda doubt the SEC will do more than investigate. All of that bad news will make it volatile though. Plus there’s a couple of class action lawsuits over it all too.
But I’m just a poorfag so whatever.

>>10863865
thanks i really dont know, options are fucking nuts, sometimes you double, sometimes it sky rockets.
thx for the advice

lol
imagine being this poor sap in pic. leaving behind a real job to get dicked around by some cunt like this.
>commissions?
>oh yea, checks in the mail
>btw u only get commissions if you do THIS tho, sry

>>10863733
>People who say crypto no follow stocks am crazy
ive noticed it tends to lead us on the way down
havent seen a real uptrend in a while since its been mainstream tho, so its hard to tell desu

>>10863746
>Rate my folio, and explain why.
hi IV
immense thought vectors
reason:
>Not a meme stock. Not a scam. I will actually lead the market in the years to come. Everything bad you read about it it's FUD
great logic
i can tell youre on a much higher thought plane than i senpai

good luck

S&P crashing upwards.

>>10863746
TSLA is overvalued and commits fraud. BABA is top to bottom fraud. As soon as the chinks decide to sell (ie when retail wakes up), you are bogged.

There's more to it than this but this will get you started.
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KscJyOSjxx8

>>10863878
>Plus there’s a couple of class action lawsuits over it all too.
if im right about the stuff im saying in last thread, theres about to be quite a few more

i wonder what that family who was killed by the TSLA autopilot wigging out knows about THAT stuff

>>10863894
if musk doesnt get to 410 by end september, im joining the short squad, fucker going to cost me some cash

ITT Tesla bear hedge funds shilling hard as fuck.

What industries should I be looking at for big dividends?

>>10863929
Yeah, gotta sway that big NEET money. That's the ticket. How about you read information and evaluate facts or are you incapable of that and think everything is shilling?

>>10863925
0 is more likely than 410. What news could possibly outweigh a pending class action + SEC investigation and take the stock to all time highs? I can't think of anything.

>>10863871
Check all the SPADE index stocks.
CVU is it has a small cap, good P/E, good forward ROI, good P/B. It's overall one of the most undervalued stocks in the SPADE, imho.

>>10863929
>tfw imma hedgie nao
youre retarded
go read that whistleblowers shit for yourself
im not posting the hard stuff
just the lulzy shit

go do your own DD faggot

>>10863854
Please redpill me on IQ. Chink companies' IR page is intelligible garbage at best.

>>10863955
There's more money here than you realize. Not everyone has a $500 account.

>>10863979
go read that whistleblowers shit and decide for yourself senpai

im just posting it because elon bashing has become an /smg/ pastime and some of this shit is donright hilarious and absurd

>>10863801
Sure, but once you are exploding upwards, how do you identify that the peak is nearing and is about to turn?

>>10863824
If BTC is so volatile because it reponds so harsly to people's emotions, there must be patterns to recognize to know when something is going to go dour soon, no? I mean, judging on people's perception and behaviour, is there any marker? Is there a calculation or a general timeframe from initial exitement, to delusion to collapse that can help in this manner?

>>10864012
BTC moons because everything else is mooning and it is literally the last thing to park your margin USD

>>10863991
can you even trust news sources now adays? really though. all they are good for is to brainwash normies. business news tho im not so sure. seems like the same deal

>>10864012
If you see the chart go up by 500% during a fairly short time frame the honeymoon period is gonna end and the paranoia and selling is gonna start.

Overwhelming optimism and crushing pessimism are the two market forces.

>>10863972
This is the issue with Tesla, only the shorts do DD. Longs just buy the dream. Longs set the price and institutions know they will always have a greater fool to sell to/slowly offload. The price defies gravity...until it doesn't.

>>10863455
>bought amd at $12.50 and sq at $23.
Feeling good lads.

>>10864029
People on twitter literally take picture of the factory parking lots to gauge how many employees are working per day to gauge slowdowns. They fly drones over storage lots to document how many cars in the supply backlog have been delivered. (Theres 3k+ Teslas that have been sitting in a dirt field for a month now undelivered. Does the media cover it? No.)

>>10864012
>Sure, but once you are exploding upwards, how do you identify that the peak is nearing and is about to turn?
Experience. Until then learn about stop loss, trailing stop loss, and even stop limit orders.

>>10864062
Or learn about range trading

>>10864060
good advice... bad news heh

who here /weedandcrypto/?

>>10863978
Over half of the top shows every season produced by it. Revenue from memberships, merchandise, videogames, advertisements, and faux social media functions. BIDU owns a huge amount of the company and has a vested interest in them. Deals with the largest travel agencies and phone plans to give discounts and perks to there subscribers. Aside from long-form programs they have social media integrated with the app and youtube style upload short-form videos. Explosive growth with no end in sight.

Yes they have high costs but they are growing ALL revenue streams by a significant amount each quarter. People argue their closest competitors are not too far behind them but forget they are in different industries with hardly any impact. Meaning they are a titan in their own market.

Only real concern is lockup expiry next month, but from the looks of its setup I would not be surprised if it eek'd out 35 or so anyway.

>>10864062
So what if it drops too fast, you're just stuck with the losses?

How diversified of an ETF portfolio do I need? MSCI World + S&P 500 good enough?

>>10864103
Thanks for the rundown.

>>10864126
That’s why you use a stop loss. You really need to read up on those.

>>10864029
i know i cant trust news
ive known this since i was a kid desu
recently, the whole news system jumped the shark so much that even normies cant believe it.

so when im looking for news, i go at it from non-trad methods. one thing ive always found is helpful is people giving honest accounts of things from the inside. then ill compare it to something ive heard in the news or otherwise. then ill desperately search for something to corroborate it.

in this case, this guy seems to know his shit, and judging from my exp w SA goons, it makes sense that he was pushing numbers for some sil valley cunt like elon. as far as i can tell, his stories seem to validate a lot of the bad news that ive been hearing in terms of whats good/bad about TSLA. it also corroborates a lot of what ive heard from a friend of mine who landed a job there, but turned it down after speaking to a bunch of ex and current employees. even better, it happens to line up w some of the lawsuits that have been brought up against him. i figure, if its permissible in court as evidence, its prolly pretty close to the meat and potatoes

regardless, my work is never over and all of this new info requires further investigation
and i got little settled cash today, and my bets are already in, so away i go

>>10864038
theyll get theirs senpai
dont worry
the question is jan, or later lol?

>>10864182
I've read about stop loss before, but it was my impression that you still need a buying party to execute that order.

So if it starts falling, and people panick, isn't the chance rather high that it won't sell anyway?

>>10864206
Yes. There must always be a counter party to buy your shit or you are stuck holding the bag. The bank/broker will not bail you out and isn't responsible for that. Use a stop-market order instead of a stop-limit order. If you want out, then you want out, using a market order is that fastest way of doing that.

>>10864188
Most of my money is on Jan right now with some spread through sept-nov for the enron scenario. THey company needs a capital raise or it goes bankrupt by EOY. Looks like they're trying to scrape up every single penny to keep the show going until then. Rolling forward to aug 19 monthlies if more news comes out.

>>10864206
>>10864224 this. Also if we’re talking about a true moon mission then volume shouldn’t be a problem and it should sell easily.

AMD NOOOOO!!!!!

Nintendo and Tencent added for the robingoys. You'd be retarded not to add both to your port.

STOP SELLING

I would literally suck Trump's dick if he asked me. Not even in a gay way. It wouldn't be sexual at all. I would do anything he asks without question.

>>10864269
BUY IN THE DIP

>>10864269
AMD heard your cries, the bounce is now! BUY THE DIP!

so whose in on nintendo now thats its on robinhood? i thought it would jump just because of that, seems not, addidas did tho

TEUM and MARA for the crypto kiddies. IGC still in play for potheads.

>>10864252
>>10864224
>>10864182

Thank you, this has been really helpful.

>>10864273
I want to add (he)r to my dick

SNAP. easiest short ever.

>USD dumped
>stocks moon

Feels like mommy Yellen's time
Except treasuries are being dumped too

>tfw you didnt buy the call for SAVE early enough
still up 25 bucks on my call tho.
coulda been up 125...

Any opinions on LCI? Earnings soon.

>>10864269
>they aren't selling

prepare round zhu of zee deumppe

>>10864401
i got iv crushed on a 30 day snap put at earning and STILL made a profit kek

gotta admit, AMD has been holding above 25 pretty well this morning

ah well its only a matter of time before it dips under and goes to 22.50

Thanks whoever recommended BILI, I thought you were shitposting so I didn't put much in

>>10864431
Yes, one can hope

WEED down 9% already, below where I sold it.

Feels good being right.

>>10864424
L O L

O

L

anyone wanna buy my 1 share of HMNY its a collectors edition share, was bought before reverse split.

>>10864467
hard pass

>>10864450
Oooooosh. That bad eh?

i think oils gonna crash out a bit today and drag us down/keep us from going anywhere today desu senpaitachi

might be hard on the dow

>>10864539
World class research by pic related

Anyone know any good buys right now?

dump it

>>10864467
I will not touch HMNY unless that bum Farnsworth is OUT.

>>10864556

buy AAL

just crossed a big round number, 40

>>10864556
ROAD

>>10864467
it's up 1/10 of a cent though. Ten more days like this and you can buy a gumball!

>tfw a warrant you bought goes up 300%

Any IZEA owners here?

>>10864601
its a COLLECTORS EDITION
its worth like 10 bucks

AMD now drives market sentiment. If it goes down, the entire market goes down.

>>10864655
ahaha no

Anyone trade FNMA here? Looks like some good channel trading

Should I sell NVDA?

AMD 25 ON DECK

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

>>10864705
Yeah, AMD = NVDA soon

>>10864714
I'm out...should I flip it and start shorting now?

LCI earnings gamble anyone?

>>10864737
not till it breaks below 25 and confirms its not bouncing back above right away

What do with $350k AUD

>>10863455
buy clinuvel

>>10864655
its oil senpai
hasnt even begun yet either
people seem to think that iran seizing that canal is gonna moonshot oil, so theyre buying. im not convinced thats whats gonna happen at all. why would the iranians do something like that? in order to make their sworn enemies even more money?

>>10864744


August 27, 2018
7:38 pm ET
IMPORTANT INVESTOR NOTICE: The Schall Law Firm Announces the Filing of a Class Action Lawsuit Against Lannett Company, Inc. and Encourages Investors with Losses in Excess of $100,000 to Contact the Firm
BusinessWire

lel...fuck that

AMD under 25

lets see if the dip gets bought

>>10864767
wew
that shit just gets worse and worse doesnt it?

>>10864767
You've never seen anything like that?

>>10864777
It's because GloFo is kill.

>>10864767
any goy who's lost money in this stock please call us at 1-800-WELL-FUCKEM

>>10864801
i mean i get it, its cuz the stock got JUSTed for 60% in a day.
but its definitely not gonna HELP anyone whos still long on it for them to be fighting off a class action.
serious pass from me too senpai

AMD sub25 rejected

this time at least

>>10864767
Is this the finance version of ambulance chasing?

Promising volume on that AMD bounceback

if oil keeps down, short the dow guise
4 reel

>>10864857
precisely

>>10864859
I really wish the fucking deposit was in already I would buy more and wait for it to hit $26 again and then bail or you know hold like a fag

options fags, is 50% return good?
whats the strategy you all use for taking profits on options since you know , call buys go up pretty far sometimes...

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Robinhood has OTC stocks now? When did this happen?

AMD PUMP

IS

FINISHED

ill cover my short under 24

>>10864933
DELETE THIS NOW

AMD fight is fucking real holy shit

>>10864924
well throw some tickers out there fucker

>>10864940
Come on AMD climb baby you can do it

>>10864925
This morning. Buy Siemens you fags.

yea hedge your longs on the dow rn guise

>>10864424
BUY
U
Y

>>10864424
proceed w caution senpai
not a lot of good news in line for that one
pick basically anything else

Woke up late
Bullish Bias

Uh oh
Bloomberg tellsing the goys fir stop buying SP

>>10864925
they are scare of the new competition so they added otc stocks and free extended hours. also robinhood is still better because the competition only offers free commission for a limited time only.

I'm seeing heavy retraction in my holdings from yesterday, the fuck is going on.

>>10865050
zeeee duemmmmpee

oh no

>>10865025
speak fucking english dude

>>10865030
If volition dies am really thinking about moving account to robinhoo
Well have for see how TD does as forex broker

Of trust me
Forex.com complete scam

>>10865050
>Not taking profit on a phenomenally green day
This is why you will never make it

>>10865098
this desu
its time for a scalp
if youre longterm, go back to bed until closing bell and buy more then

Any good buys

Buy the dip on CRON or ACBFF or keep letting em sell off?

>>10865122

buy mcdonalds

>>10865098
Yesterday was a short squeeze and nothing else
Anyone who thinks differently is a sucker

>>10865122
BILI on very good earnings. up $3,000 for today.

>>10865092
forex.com and interactive brokers are the best for forex. TDs is recommended for cucks who support canadians and communists.

>>10864744
Shares and calls.

>>10865160
i think you two are in agreement senpai
what do YOU thinks about to happen?

>>10865160
New highs is the new support and there nothing you can do about it

>>10865160
Shouldn't you be sucking cocks on the corner to make ends meet? Your life prolonging drug cocktail is pretty expensive no?

AMD DUMP HERE WE GOOOO

>>10865206
you wild lad

hope you make it

MMs on DIA are just canoodling around rn trying to find buyers

ALT Oct $5 calls up 4800% today. I think it's time we all jump on the meme train boyos.

>>10864744
all my gambling money is tied up in bgfv

>>10865255
>55
checked and witnessed

They added Nestle to Robinfeel
Dont you want to own the worlds water supply anon?

>>10865233
I probably have a gambling problem.

>>10864744
I averaged down on my position after the dump

jesus fucking christ, the only people making money today are the MMs
are we just gonna go up and down two cents all day?
fucking do something already

>>10865098
>>10865113
>>10865160
I took profits on everything that was crazy pumped. It's the things that did normal and are now getting cut that I'm confused about.

buy ESPR dip

>>10865305
time to burn a little option premium

>>10865318
watch oil
it cant make up its mind rn
looks like some big guys are in for a scalp on this pop
this usually implies some volatility in the indexes

dollar may be in for a bit of a bounce too, as its fallen +1% in a few days

>>10865356
lol yea i guess
but even then, theyre all writing calls too, so i think this will prolly be the cap for a day or so

theyll just do that gay little "gap up an fade em" to make everyone nervous, then pump it again AH out of spite

Smuckers what the fuck

>>10865204
GROSS
forex.com lags data gives you pip behind sells, never fills limits in time, averages up your loss

>>10865207
We SHOULD ATLEAST retreat 284 this week if not 280

>>10865222
Me work for prop firm now as long as me not now up account not need for blow men

covered half my AMD short here

WHOA SHIT

>>10865418
im too impatient but im really gonna try to swing the rest of this down to low 20s

YUP
oils getting bogged. thought i saw some big short positions coming in
hedge some for the day imo senpaitachi

>>10865401
im on DIA since its the most affected by oil

280 for SPY sounds like a fucking stretch tho
i could see 285
but if oil gets really hammered, then its gonna give us some vol and were all up quite a bit

What's the best way to make money during a bear market? Should I just buy inverse ETFs and short the DOW?

>>10863707
Tesla has been a big money maker for me so far
>be me
>buy 6 Tesla shares at 280
>sell Tesla shares at 340+
>repeat 12 times in the last 3 months
Tesla could go down to 100 and I wouldn’t be in the red lol

>>10865392
smucked

>>10865392
BUY

>>10865436
cheap OTM puts is the moonshot method

were absolutely not bear market tho senpai, just getting pulled down by oil rn

>>10865442
It's a swing traders stock for sure. Just be sure not to over leverage. This thing is wound tight and could drop 200pts inn 1 day if three SEC moves earlier than expected or if the FBI gets involved

>>10865401
Do you actually watch anime, or do you just use anime reaction images?
Also, Borderline Personality Disorder seems to be very common among self-loathing girls who use 4chan. Do you know what BPD is, and if so, do you find its symptoms relatable?

>>10865490
what is this, a therapy session?

wait, are you holdmoar?

>>10865490
are you trying to anime-shame rn

>>10865430
Oil has been SURPRISINGLY correlated to market lately
Completely agree @!

AMD is gonna push into $23's soon

>>10865498
Nope I'm Holdmore and I'd be very disappointed in anyone who started a therapy session that poorly. Way too confrontational and direct.

bought CPB below 40

wtf i am red now for the day

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where my amd short niggas at

>>10863790
Let me guess, you also think Facebook is fucked?
Lmao, you have no idea how to think like a normie. You’re never gonna make it.

>>10865478
I know we aren't in a bear market right now, I'm just thinking about the future. Bull markets can't last forever, what comes up must eventually come down. Also, is there a way to short crypto? It seems like a textbook speculative bubble to me.

>>10865490
Am not hate self >_>
Me go to therapist
Have no real disorders everyone agrees just had very traumatic childhood

And no me more of /co/ than /a/

Is there a ticker to track oil?

AMD STOP FALLING PLEASE I NEED MORE GREEN PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10865556
USO

>>10865552
Crypto has been shorted into ground you missed the party

dow isnt feeling so hot

>>10865515
kek i was thinking that seemed a lil ruff
i know id start right off and ask her what her dads like but, again, im no professional

>>10865508
correlated is kind of a funny word, as most of the time theyre kinda doing their own things, but a down move in oil ALWAYS means increased vol in equities
literally 100% of the time

>>10865552
sure, you can do it
id wait for a bit tho
its been bear for most of the year

>>10865537
right here bby

>>10865558
I wonder if anybody was crazy enough to buy AMD yesterday at $27.

>>10865498
>>10865502
I'm just curious, I didn't mean to come across as confrontational or derisive.

>>10865574
True, I have been seeing a lot of people on this board talking about how much money they've lost. I still think it has a long ways to fall, with a ton of pointless altcoins still surviving and BTC still being valued in the thousands.

>>10865584
A lot of people were :(

Welp that's it, we're no longer at ATH. Just fucking sell everything.

>>10865601

I think Bagholder was right, alcohol is bad
Sell your STZ for MO

MSFT is my lone holdout in a sea of red. Don't let me down, son.

>>10865601
Those poor bastards.

>>10865633
Smoking's bad too, sell it all god damn it.

>>10865633
I've been looking into AOI but it seems that they recently spiked up thanks to the WEED shenanigans and will go back down. So far it's holding better compared to shit like CROM and CGC, but might be worth picking up for the long term.

REEEEEEEEEEEE how long is /weed/ gonna keep dumping

well gawdamn im gonna start getting up at 3 in the morning and taking LSD more often. that was just downright effortless. managed to get some good research done on TSLA too

>>10865594
just wait for em to all get cocky again senpai
theyll all be coming here and bragging about how theyre finally going up, and how were all retarded boomers, and be making threads about their new lambos that theyre planning on getting w unrealized gains

>>10865615
>Just fucking sell everything.
yes please

>>10865653
hes right

buy MCD

>>10865658
Forever

>>10865685
this may be true
wish i hadnt chickened out on those puts yesterday desu senpai
ah well, ill short the return to "normal"

>>10865601
What is that? RH? They really tell you how many bagholders there are? That's crazy

the /dogsofdow/ have awaken...pamp everything!

>>10865698
robintrack.net

>>10865702
no theyre taking trader naps till the bell m8

>>10865704
So much schadenfreude to experience here!!!

This Dump is so pathetically small
Im laughing
The DAQ CAN NOT hold a loss
10k end of year

>>10865716
We have Awoken

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a Cuban sandwich with fresh kettle chips! I fell off a cliff on open but I've been fighting for green all day. LPL might be turning around I hope and I'm interested in seeing LCI's report.

>>10865751
Getting JUST'd by everything except Microsoft and Intel.

>>10865751
y-yum

What about shorting BKL? For a quick buck I mean. I'm talking about 1-2% profit

>>10865751
I just ate a bag of magic mushrooms and will be taking the rest of the afternoon to walk around in the woods.

>>10865741
wtf is this 90s web banner shit?
btw i was visited by a spirit of the 90s in my dreams last night. he told me to come to the sublime concert

>>10865751
im honestly just gonna eat more acid desu
hate this halfway shit

>>10865751
Profit taking from the dip buyers on LPL. Still headed to MIDTEENS by EOY. OLEDS gonna be everywhere in a couple yrs.

>>10865751
based and lunchpilled

>>10865769
It’s IWM calls day lad.

$AMD buyers stepping up to get JUST'd later on

>>10865779
dasitmane
weird coincidence
are you my spirit animal baggy?

How do I learn what to buy without waiting for someone else to tell me?

>>10865751
oooh those pickles! I got more kratom so I'm feeling real good at my desk at work. Also coffee coffee coffee

>>10865784
Makes sense, big money SOON

AMD lol

what a fucking joke

manipulated as fuck

Where is the poster who said genetic editing babies was never going to happen?

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/08/scientists-tweak-dna-viable-human-embryos

>>10865781
dreams are real places, with real people, so you should listen

do you guys think IRBT is a good short play

wow oil is getting mega bogged rn
knew OVX seemed low
especially given how little oil was moving

>>10865801
lose more money
thats what i did
eventually there comes a point where youll just git gud

>>10865802
lol are we just all on weird alternative drugs today or something?

>>10865823
i dont wanna go to the sublime concert tho
they fucking suck

>>10865838
i mean just look at this stupid fucking chart

CPB to 44

Good solid start to the overbought plunge. If bull run is to continue i'm looking for support to establish around 50 RSI. No orders in place for any Canadian LP at the moment. Low order on TBP but support on that is pretty strong today and i don't expect it to fill without a whale dump to push it down low enough.

Entered two positions this morning: iAnthus and Green Thumb Industries. Both are US based, both have financials releasing after close today. I expect them to meet or exceed expectations on revenue based on progress since previous quarter. These will be a short hold, will probably sell the pop tomorrow if my predictions are right about the good balance sheets.


>>10863632
>ISOL

Hahaha no. Never. Shit company a shit.

>>10865842
Tuesdays are drug days profit. You on real acid or a RC? My oil puts have started looking good

>>10865842
>they suck
lol thats true

AMD gonna reject 25 now.
new resistance

>>10865751
Sandwich and salad every work day my dude. Pissed at AMAT

>>10865838
its hard to call reversals when its like that tho m8
i could easily see a safe scalp down to 115, but thats a lot of momentum

>>10865877
some fucking family shit or something i guess
you shouldve seen how little i took. was gonna try "micro"dosing cuz i woke up at 3:30am and didnt wanna fall back asleep. figured it would help. sure did, tho i wish i just took more at this point. that halfway feeling is weird. like im getting softly electrocuted or something

>>10865658

Another day or two, V shaped bounce, whether it's a bull trap leading in to bearish reversal or bullish continuation after that who knows.

>>10865911
i got in today @43.25

any insights for $AMAT?

>>10865919
yeah, its like catching a falling knife but reverse

>>10865919
I was thinking of chewing on my Datura flowers to increase my cognitive ability

>>10865932
They are somewhere between fairly and insanely undervalued. (((Analysts))) still say $60 eoy. I believe they are increasing dividend points soon

>>10865932
1 star. would not buy again.

wew fucking AMD

>>10865937
the short side of the knife is WAY harder tho
id wait and not worry about the top
look for it to distribute some. after that all the FOMOers will start sweating and chain profit take together. but be careful as it might not be today. you never wanna FOMO into longs but you really NEVER wanna FOMO into shorts. whats got it up so much? ER?

>>10865932
that looks really good desu senpai
good job

>>10865967
might as well join the party i guess

>>10865992
i think im gonna short here again

>>10865967
Commune with the horned god!

>>10866002
>whats got it up so much? ER?

well it had a strong ER. surprised positive and did that gap up before august

and then its just STRAIGHT UP on nothing but fomo and shorts covering I assume

>>10866020
if its a squeeze then you REALLY wanna just sit on your hands for now senpai. wait for the current shorts to all hang themselves. then, if thats all it is and theres not really that many buyers, itll distribute and pull back. wait for a confirmation for SURE tho

>>10865992
I bugged out at $24.70 with a 7% profit kinda pissed it rallied wanted to buy it back up at $22

>>10866046
its a fake pump bull trap

closing the day under 25

BELIEVE IT

>>10866002
>the short side of the knife is WAY harder tho

Yep. Early entry on a short is often an express ticket to liquidation station.

Willl SPY split soon? I want to buy some alongside QQQ but per share the price seems silly, needs to drop to $150 from 300

Hello people i have a question: i have some capital to invest (and i will have more in the future) but i dont want/dont have time to become some kind of full time investor.

So my question is, what's a realistic long-term return for someone who wants to buy and hold relatively safe stocks (that possibly pay dividends) and that (outside of basic learning) doesn't want to spend too much time on investing itself?
Sorry for noob question.

>>10866090
mutual funds

>>10866090
here you go newfriend

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/performance/

the SPY is an ETF that tracks the S&P 500

>>10865823

>>10866090
Holdmoar's noob portfolio looks better and better the more I look at it.

>>10866087
Settle down there
If went 150 it would be same as making SPY 2x leverage

i have $20 amd puts. i can sell to break even right now. or should i be greedy? its going to go down, right?

bought nvidia at 240 earlier in the year
held through the correction and sold after recent earnings when it was dipping and just took my profits.

It fucking goes to 275 shortly after the dip and all of the fucking overbought tech stocks go up for no reason.

Its really annoying we have to wait for institutions to feel safe in doing shit to get some market movement. Theres alot of bullshit out there like the amd pump and weed stocks going up.

goddamn oils chart looks fuck awful rn
were gonna have a real sour hour in all the indexes if this keeps up

also
MMs are doing that same shit they did this morning before it dumped
look out below

>>10866180
holy shit, dont tell me youre THAT retarded

>>10866180
the absolute state of bears

Opinions on GT..seems on a good position to get in.

>>10866225
>tire and rubber company
if they sell condoms, then buy in
if they don't sell condoms, don't buy in
it's that easy
also
I hope everyone that bought AMD are all SELL AMD today goys

>>10866200
Pls anon
Me know this math better than anyone
Do you really want me start posting these continuous tine models?

You no understand anyways

>>10866190
>weed stocks going up
>bullshit

Nah. The international opinion on weed is changing and the market is reflecting that. Lots of hype which is precisely why i trade the sector. So much hype that it bubbles up, dumps, bubbles up again, and repeat because of all the retail fomo.

IGC coming back to green, weed reversal in play. Look for PH bump to $2+.

in the words of larry silverstein:
>pull it

>>10866221
fucking incredible
im literally tripping and im not this retarded

>>10866241
go look up what happens in a stock split you dumb slut

Currently baking new thread

>>10866225
buy copper tires too jusyt incase

>>10866263
retarded kneepad girl edition

>>10866150
I'm still looking for the best possible hedge, the current hedge of tlt if you think usa bonds are worthwhile or the developed world market etf if you think the United States are going to fall of the cliff are both ok hedges that at least won't lose you money, but then again to each their own. I would also love if there was a better QQQ, like the VOOG is for voo/spy but I haven't seen one yet.

>>10866241
I think its time Kneepad goes down to rest

>>10866189
Make money

New
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>>10866275
Sorry I promised baggy nachos

>>10865511
Frogger , PLEASE...…….

>>10866126
Ok thank you.
Btw im from europe so not sure if this is a factor in investing in the S&P.
Also does this ETF pays dividends?

>>10866189
There's literally 0 reason to sell at break even unless it's about to expire

>>10866285
stick w long US treasuries senpai

>>10866256
SPY CANT SPLIT BECAUSE ITS HAS B=0 EXPOSURE YOU SUPER DUMMY
DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS YOU HAVE NO CLUE

>>10866333
I personally went would go with tlt. The portfolio is not for me though. But yes I'd advise people to go with tlt, but I know crazy people who are the kind who think we are going to fall like the Roman empire.

>>10866339
>muh indexes cant split
o rly nao?
https://www.splithistory.com/?symbol=qqq

>>10866366
youre right to go w TLT
large specs are about to flip net long on long bonds