/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10854338
first for ded thred

first for based non cucked bred

First for this existing just to spite the other anon

I missed movie night, I thought 930 mountain time was 4 am eastern time.

first for nice job avoiding a retard race baiter

Sell fngu for FNGO

CONFIRMED REAL THREAD

DISREGARD ALL OTHER /SMG/ IMPOSTOR THREADS

>>10854338
Bought AMD calls on the "correction"
It seems that the correction has only just begun :(

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>10854365
>these are the people giving advice in /smg/

>>10854375
Give me good divedend stocks

Threadly reminder that weed gonna crash so hard this week.

>>10854392
C

why me short on friday ;_;

Should I sell before or after Apple's September event? Already up like 40% and I think it's time to collect.

So trade war with Mexico is over, does that mean they're going to make payments on the wall now?

WHICH IS THE REAL THREAD?

>>10854382
>>10854382
>>10854382

is the AMD dip over? time to hop in?

>>10854426
obviously this one

>>10854399
This
They double dividend every year
Soon youll be making 1 billion per month based on compound interest

>>10854440
bumping for non cuckfaggotry

>>10854426
not yours faggot

>>10854431
no.

I'm going to put $100 a week into Robin Hood. Looking for something to buy today, and trade when I have a more robust portfolio. What should I buy first? I'm thinking of AMD as soon as the dip hits the bottom.

does sage work on this board?

>>10854454
Cute

based real thread

>>10854451

I DIDNT MAKE THAT ONE FAGGOT

>>10854470
this is the real thread fren, now lets talk about the horrors of holding leveraged etfs overnight.

>the city of AMD

25 support is fake news

>>10854482
stop shilling it then you cucklord

>>10854338
Would you guys recommend robin hood gold?

$10/month seems to be a good deal for what they are offering

Can someone please sell me 1-3 FNGOs?
I cant seem to find any for sale

should i buy weekly puts on AMD? why not?

Based comfer laying down the law
>>10854393
But how to short it? IV on all puts is 1000000%. OIVZ, Agape

Most of my portfolio is in VOO. Should I take out margin to buy more? 50%? 100%?

Another small dump rekt price again
10 point crash when

>>10854365
Me was sleep in some guys cum around then >_>
Movie nights need for on Sunday !!

>>10854236
well yes but doing this dont you turn into your own mutual fund in essence, trying to buy the top 50% of stuff and dropping the bottom 50% in theory, and thsoe normally barely, if at all, outperform just buying ETFs and forgetting about it? The risk/reward seems awful if even god tier intelligent people like mutual fund managers cant manage it

reposting for this new meme thread

also what is recommended for the SP500? I nkow QQQ is the best by far for NASDAQ ETF, but is SPY or VOO considered better rate of return for SP500?

>>10854511
Its extremely cheap margin consider Tdameritrade charges $120 monthly for same amount and IB $60

>>10854527
yes, 100% should be enough

$25 support gonna get tested soon

where's eternal bear I need to thank him for telling me to go short AMD at 27

>>10854383
I just did the conversion backwards, like when you mean to close your position but end up doubling it instead, we've all been there.

>>10854577

It's rock solid

Thanks AMD, drop a little more and I may buy more

Also has no one noticed Fitbits 5% jump today?

>>10854568
That's what I was wondering, thanks anon

>>10854338
If trips, we dump eet

>>10854582
go hang yourself tripfag

Going down. Bulls out of gas for today.

has anybody else noticed how the market goes up until lunch then goes sideways for the rest of the day basically every day

I sold a tad too early at 26.25 but I think I was right in selling even though I missed out on around 2 grand profit on my AMD sell. Going to wait out the drop, I have a feeling that old AMD which continuously dropped during 2017 will occur.

>>10854579
>where's eternal bear I need to thank him for telling me to go short AMD at 27
when did he do that?

>>10854590
based FIT

>>10854596
>What a quality contribution to the thread, we need more technical analysis like this

>>10854599

They'll be back tomorrow.

Just Buy the SPY
Power Hour
Just Buy it
Nyyyyaaa

>>10854608

>>10853117

>>10854596
y-yes sir

>>10854536
You never sent me tot pics you slut
>>10854512
I can finally start shorting Tesla on 3x leverage. Time to make sick gains

>>10854567
VOO has a lower expense ratio than SPY, but SPY has more liquidity. I would go with VOO unless you're doing options etc.

>>10854635
FNGO is 2x bull sir
its deleveraging from fngu

>>10854338
>Normies are going to pop AMD stock.
Based Comfy. Also, I'm back in the stock market.
I pulled out just before the huge dip at the end of July.
Cheers lads.

>>10854635
Why would you want her to send you pictures of toddlers you sick freak?

>>10854644
>he feels fear
NOT GOOD CRASH INCOMING

AMD so fucking scared to approach 25

its getting propped up hard

>>10854659
He's a mormon, duh

>>10854626
lol

so who else here has been bagholding AMD since $4?

also i hope yall are prepared for AMD to do nothing but drop for the next 8-12 months

>>10854640
not doing options yet, just trying to accumulate some shares for the long term

and isnt liquidity for these giant ETFs basically irrelevent, its not like im looking to own 4 billion dollars worth of it lol. The most I will ever probably have is what like $1.5m~? Surely theres no problem cashing that out long term....

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!

>>10854659
I'd prefer her tits, but you gotta do what you gotta do

any obvious winners and losers in the new usa/mex trade agreement?

Just saw the headlines, haven't had time to look into it

>>10854679
I got in at 2.90. I should have gone all in at 1.20 tho.

just admit you chased AMD and sell now kid

the pump is over

>>10854606
Hmmm doubt it, AMD's products are way too good now

>AMD
is the ride over?

>>10854692
I'd prefer feeling compared to seeing

>>10854718

>pointy dildo candle

Might see a pullback tomorrow.

>>10854457
it's boring but flex out your portfolio with reliable blue-chip stocks. One great one that just had some pullback is Costco.

long oil, we're going to get another sand niggerville happening.

>>10854393
>Threadly reminder that weed gonna crash so hard this week

but why?

>>10854687
Just kill yourself already.

shorted AMD at the top

>>10854426
The miners of the /smg/ blockchain have chosen this thread

>>10854748

>1 post by this ID

Ah I yes I come back from my trader nap to see a comfy AMD dip

doubling long

>>10854674
what spell am THIS? looks OP as fk imagine trying for curse that dude
CANT be done

>>10854717

There's an extremely sketchy rumor that Jim Anderson is leaving to becoming CEO at an unnamed company (Intel?) which will be announced after close but it's from Wcctech, Indian rumor mill which is take an extreme amount of salt on. A bit longer term, the PE ratio and upcoming non-amazing Q3 coming up may lower the price down to 23-22, which I will probably rebuy at that point.

>>10854361
First for youre a giant hypocritical faggot and i unironically hope you die from a perforated colon and torn sphincter tonight. Also buy WKHS

>>10854766
JUST DOUBLED MY SHORT

>>10854635
where your penis pics! your inverse penis pic no count
here tot pic for though you sicko !

>>10854766
opening under 25 tomorrow

BELIEVE IT

>>10854738
short oil
syria isnt going as planned and non-OPEC cunts are making too much money all of a sudden
shit is about to crash

is it time to FOMO into CGC?

>>10854766
are AMDfags /smg/'s answer to linkies?

>>10854794

>>10854769
is there actually a coherent thought some where in this post? even google translate cant help me.

>>10854797
nah itll gap up tomorrow, but THAT will be the perfect short op imo senpai

>>10854769
They're the 24 angels who visited Joesph Smith. I suspect he just plagiarized the 24 elders from the Book of Revelation cuz they don't match up with anything I know about enochian magic. He's a fraud!

>>10854493
I accidentally UVXY this weekend. Got out with +1%

>>10854800
A top navy general in Iranian said Monday the country took full control of the Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz, a major shipping route that the Iranians threatened to block in the past amid worsening American-Iranian relations.

The Strait of Hormuz has long been the target of the Iranians as it’s a major shipping route where around 20 per cent of oil traded worldwide passes through the waterway.

>>10854802

Yes. A bunch of brainlet top buyers, and maybe one or two people who actually are making money off those brainlets.

>>10854802
MY MULTITHREAD STAY RED; AMDYUH, AMDYUH
NOT A BUBBLE INTEL SUCK MY DEEYUH SUCK MY DEEYUH

10NM YOU A THICK NIGGA YUH AIN'T GOT NO HEAT ON MEYUH STAYING ICE COLD-- ICE COLD

>>10854794
I told you we'd trade and you didn't deliver. Sad.

Pretty depressed about my sleep trade desu. Missed a solid 3% gains for the day and raised my cost average by a ton. Doesn't matter long term though, it just sucks today

>>10854832
yea m8
think about it
if irans making munnys the saudis will do what they did last time and smash it

yesss dumpppp
these sells not even big
pls just one big dump will sent this house of farts crashing down

>>10854807
never get into spell casting battle with Rikka
she will make you into an autistic fetish

>>10854855
>it has a baby diaper fetish too
As expected of the Bear

AMD short squeeze finally over. I got squeezed out, dumped my $25 puts for $2 per. I feel pretty good, AMD will hover for a couple days at $25 and then hit the floor when the first major SEC filing shows a big sell off.

Set your EDGAR alerts stock bros!

>>10854802
They traditionally run things over in /g/

>>10854855

deviantart was a mistake

literally nothing is more profitable than fading the tripfags in this thread

AMD really testing 25 now

>>10854855
>baby fans
What the fuck nuke that site

>>10854794
>>10854855
pedo pls go

Any word on the CEI buyout that's """""happening"""""?

>>10854904
Here's an update of what you should do the opposite of
>short AMD
>long NVIDIA
>short Tesla
Do the opposite of me and you'll surely make it

which are the etfs i want?

>>10854855

>>10854962
SPY
DIA
QQQ
IWD

>>10854952
its not
youre thinking of GBR senpai and its in sept or oct i think

>>10854816
this guy gets it >>>10854829

ty about 24 angels forgot about those guys it obviously now

>>10854988
VOO over SPY likely bruh

>>10855069
>doubting the only religion that matters
Sad!

>>10854848
you have for go first
just make it so you cant night trade ! it was unironically bug problem for me too especially with all the drugs used for be on

>>10854877
>>10854950
>>10854964
i-its not like... that me fetish O.O
j-j-just googled that am swear !!!

buy oil

I made more in the markets today than I did at my wageslave

GOLDEN BULL

>>10855118
why tho?

>>10854573
Buffet is disappointed in you Ratsu

s-top going back up
g-guess me holding thses shorts one more day
i-i-it can possibly not gap up again.. right?

>>10855110
scientology looking for overtake Mormonism for Great American Made Religion soonly
Mormons need step it up and get President or something

>>10855133
I quit my wageslave job for a year because it got too tiresome to be making more money by doing nothing than I did in a shift

>>10855149
Almost did with Romney

Any thoughts on GE? It looks like it dipped for the year but they're supposed to be cutting production on some things and increasing on other things to increase profit margins.

>>10854988
iwd really? also why no world or commodities?

>>10855133
How do you manage that? Do you live off the dividends or do you day trade?

>>10855171
I was saying buy GE for months but I finally threw in the towel and sold for a loss when it went under 13

>>10855175
look at ex-US ETFs for the last decade

its not even beating inflation lmao

buyting ANYTHING but american companies is a joke now, theres no reason to ever do it unless you are actively looking to lose money, might be a european thing

>>10855110
>Following the esotericism of a brainlet conman who repackaged a millennias old tradition to form a half baked cult to take money from Xanax addicted suburban white trash moms and their cuck husbands
Sad!

>>10855145
FNGU withdrawl

>>10855210
Finally someone else who sees the light

>>10855149
Eliminating all of the moloch slave scientologists will be my first priority when I make it. Sink SeaOrg, destroy the museum and knock out the top 20 leadership

Pic related is my robintrack strategy for this week. Teh profit absolutely BTFO for doubting it

>random twitter feeds give better reports than sell-side analysts or investigative journalists
Reminder that if you aren't investing in dividend paying Blue Chip stocks, you are in a casino.
https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1034153186070654976

>>10855210
>past results will repeat indefinitely

>>10855118
WHY THO?

>>10855214
>not believing the word of God to fully restore the truth after it being corrupted by Satan and his followers for thousands of years
OUT MOLOCH SHILL OUT

>>10855196
I'm wondering if it would be worth it in the long haul. I bought a few shares of QD to try and day trade but they've steadily gone down since then. Holding out on them too.

>>10855281
in the long term (years) i dont think GE is going bankrupt despite their massive debt load

they have some very profitable sectors and should be able to transition just fine. eventually they will raise the dividend again and climb hard

just a matter of time...

>>10854734
Shopped?

>>10855313
Thanks Anon. I guess I'll buy a few now and a few more if they drop.

>>10854734
I have the nudes girl number 1 posted somewhere on my hard drive.
Fucking hawt desu

come on BILI you are way too big to fail.

>>10855261
I don't want to turn this into a theology debate. Feel free to keep following your religion based upon christian fan fiction.

Who's got a plan for the next few months?

>>10855342
Man I dumped my BILI right at the start of this tariff shit. I do not understand the financial voodoo that goes into Chinese companies traded in the US markets. The weirdest one is Alibaba, a company that doesn't even offer much in the US and is actually a holding company in the Caribbean.

>>10855352
buy TGTX before they release clinical trial data "end of summer"

dont go all in like a retard but if the data is good it will go to 20+
if the data is bad it will go to 5

>>10854954
How much down are you for the year Comfy? I don't get how you're always on the losing end

>>10855339
>>10854734

Did RKG ever post her/his butthole?

>>10855352
>the jew is upset.
Imagine my shock

>>10855339
>>10855320
>>10854734
Here's another pic from girl number 1. Can't post the nudes here tho

COME ON POWER 5 MINUTES

>>10855389
you sound triggered m8

>>10855383
At my peak I was up 120% in two days from UVXY during the vol spike. Within a month I was -70% from calls on QD during earnings. Rip

do any of these class action lawsuits against companies ever work out after the stock price crashes?

>slowly cutting down on options
>only one long term option left
>robinhood upgrades me to level 3 options trading
It's like it new.

>>10855434
Knew*

Trying to figure out when to sell these NVDA calls... I'm already WAYYYY up on them, want to sell before the 2080 benchmarks come out at the peak hype point. I think it'll come sometime in the next 2 weeks? Maybe I'll sell on the first day they trade red or sideways?

GLOB DAMNIT THIS CLOSING VOLUME OMFG THE WHOLE BOOK IS 1000 LOTS +
JUST LET IT DUMP ALREADY

ding ding ding

AMD closed at 25.28

under 25 tomorrow for sure

Sizeable pullback in whole sector from intraday highs. Red tomorrow for sure. Should be lots of volatility at open.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .31%. Also based comfy not even trying to understand the esoteric concepts he ardently defends, somehow justifying Mormonism's tithing, business practices, and land zoning as not contributing to moloch and his emergent market economies.

>>10855466
bulls won

>>10855434
holy shit if only id known how badly schwab has been jewing me w options commissions as well as locking me at lvl1 after PDT away my margins

i literally take back everything bad ive ever said about RH. chuck is the biggest schnoz in the biz

>>10855493
+1%
Shout out to the bulls

>>10855493

Flat day. Made a little day trade for funsies and broke even. I really shouldn't day trade. Not my especiality. Anyway i'm 100% in cash now waiting.

>>10855507
Chuck is the broker for cucks.

>>10855493
DRUS'd yet again.

>>10855493
I'm up .36% today, could have been up 4% if I didn't sell everything in my sleep last night. Rip
Also I refuse to turn the thread in a theological debate, even though your darkness is very triggering and you are a bitter non mormon living in utah

and thus

a new generation of AMD bagholders was born

>>10855210
Where would I look up ETF performance of the same market?

Actually, back up. How can performance be different in the first place when an ETF is literally a mirror of its index?

>>10855507
i keep warning people there's absolutely no reason to pay commissions but they cling to them like they enjoy losing money

>>10855493
1.1% then my EZA put popped it up to 3.9% in the last 10 minutes.

>>10855493
C did great, I'm happy as fuck. No margaritas for me.

>>10855531
so it seems
its nice for the fact that you can use em as a bank and use any ATM in the world charge free tho
and they actually have a shitton of commission free ETFs that they neglect to tell you about, so its not bad for buy and holds i guess

thinking of switching to tastytrrades for my options trades desu senpai

>>10855548
Indeed.

>>10855535
you see that close senpai?
were getting close to something
im trying to figure out when they report earnings
i think its sept

What happened to

>hurrrdurrr Le weed is gona crash this week

????

>>10855548
>>10855585
i told bear to stop shilling em
im convinced he was short desu

>>10855599
the week has just begun my fren

I'm going to short alcohol, tobacco and marijuana stocks. Drugs are bad.

>>10855493
Ok for the day

>>10855493
T_T THIS ME WORSE DAY EVERY
DOWN $250
AM HATE EVERYTHING NUUUUUUUUUUUU PLS NO MAKE ME GO BACK TO SUCKY PENIS NUUUUUUUU

>>10855497
they did :(
and they looking like they winning in after hours too
why arent MMs dumping on these people fomoing in like normal?
am hate everything ;_;

me cant trade anymore if stocks go up and never go down

>>10855599
It's only Monday. Crash tomorrow

>>10855389
>girl
Sure.

>>10855618
but long AIDS meds

>>10855635
sell your body and make it back in a night

>>10855618
Only weed and booze are bad for you, tobacco is incredibly healthy

just as the gypsy tarrot reader predicted

AMD gap up in the morning?

>>10855635
It goes like this, when markets are going up, you buy
Momentum Trading 101!

Took amd profits, been bag holding since $15, considering when a good re entry point is also considering when to take profits from cgc... advice welcome

>>10855493
I don't even want to look. CEO commits securities fraud, admits to it, the media tries to paper over it but basically admits it as well and the stock is only down 1%.

Poll of the week. I got my 1broker account for lolz set up for tomorrow and I don't know which option to chose
Vote here for what I do
https://www.strawpoll.me/16348837

Told you bitches to buy IGC weeks ago, got laughed at. Who's laughing now????

>>10855599
Weed gonna crash real bad this week fammyfam. You watch and see. The retrace from intraday highs today was significant.

>>10855729
It's still going UP in ah, wtf. Only 250 shares left, guess I will raise my sell price again.

>>10855728
Where is option for don't do shit on 10-20× leverage?

>>10855768
What are ya, chicken?

>>10855768
but how else can he get liquidated on a 5% swing?

>>10855728
Comfy, long WU full leverage
You can trust me
Double guaranteed

>>10855555

>when your limit order sells 30 secs before closing bell
/smg/ finna bouts get dabbed on

>>10855800
>he cute

Stock market noob. What do you guys think of UUUU? Looking for a pull back to the 50 ma to buy.

Also been looking at NXPI and AQXP.

Feedback?

>>10855791
WU has been trading flat for the last forever
Why would I do this?

>>10855826
Dont be Dense comfy, Im giving you the correct trade for tomorrow
Its the top range trader like KO, and with your leverage you should capture 25%-200% Do it or lose your lunch

>>10855826
Sideways trading is the best so long as it is in a good channel.

new to /biz here, only got $200 to work with how do i turn it to $2,000

Supposedly Ex-Tesla employee whose NDA just expired tells the world about Tesla's IT-fuckups

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862643&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=62#post487296229

>>10855872
High quality kneepads should do the trick.

>>10855872
send it to my paypal, I will trade it for you (I am a pro at this believe me) then send the 2k back at the end of the month

>>10855635
I'm new here, is this some trans girl's larp account or something?

>>10855728
seek gambling addiction help

>>10855858
Fugg guess I'm going to an Anon again and go all in on WU. Not sure when my buttcoin gets here, hopefully I can transfer it at midnight tonight

>>10855874
What the absolute hell, what kind of shit operation is Elon running???

>>10855899
thats one of the more popular theories

>>10855874
>goon
>ITfag
>works for a faggot
checks out desu
this unironically seems legit

>>10855899
I too am still confused what RKG is. I like to think it's some dude who's still reluctant to become a knee pad wearing trap prostitute.

>>10855872
buy some boomer stock, wait 40 years
go to the casino
or fuck around with penny stocks and wait long periods of time hoping to get lucky.

>>10855950
>>10856010
>>10855874
Sorry >>10855858, but I have to short TSLA now. This company is on it's last leg and is going to go full Enron SOON

>>10856030
man thats depressing. i only make $12k a year at my wagecuck job, was hoping itd be simple enough to make some money this other way so i could put a down payment on a house next year.

But isn't the future electric cars, and TSLA electric cars? Why would you try to short the future?

First year of investing. 12% annualized return. How did I do?

my boss just came in and gave me a $5K raise on my base salary, wat do?

>>10855791
How in the hell will WU double? What could they possibly even do in order to double? At least give us a hint. Western Union coin wallet?

>>10856080
fuck his wife on your lunch break tomorrow?

>>10856079
Very good. I personally target 20% and usually hit it, but lose it all gambling non options. So if you managed to take that 12% and keep it you are ahead of the game.

>>10854399
If you can get bgs on a dip irm good now.

>>10856076
Teslas tent city caught on fire lmao

https://twitter.com/rajmathai/status/1032796272476868609

>>10856080

Ask for $10k, settle for $7.5k

>>10856092
he's gay, and i'm not banging his boyfriend. i like where your head is at though

>>10856075
If it was easy to acquire capital doing something, everyone would do it. Then it wouldn't be easy anymore.
>>10856076
I know you're doing a funny baggie, but >thinking the future will be better than the present

>>10856097
To be fair, most of it comes from my NVDA shares. If I subtract those, I'll prolly only have a return of 7-8%

I got in @ 220. I had the money @ 180 ready but had to fucking wait for my broker to sort some paperwork before I could buy.

I was perma-mad for the first 2 months of investing.

>>10856113
i just got a raise about 2 months ago which includes 10% of office profits. within the last year, i'm earning more than double than i was ever before. I can save close to $50K a year and still live comfy. how long till I make it?

>>10856117
Oh fuck, you're right... It's all shit from here on out isn't it. God damn it.

>>10856037
Puts are extremely cheap right now. I think people were pricing in the BoD removing him after the take private fiasco and that didn't happen. Wouldn't go heavy into it though. It will drive you absolutely insane. There is a group of True Believers that keeps the stock price up no matter what the news or financials say. It is the most manipulated stock currently on the market (BABA is a close second).

>>10856037
>>10856010
>>10855874
>01 slummin
literally some of the worst degenerates on the net
imagine paying to post on a forum for 17 fucking years
worse than 4gag passholders desu

Me getting head back in game, $300 not that big of loss...
Just gotta get back to getting back
Cant complain
When the going gets tough the tough get going
Long with full 100k leverage tomarrow

>>10856079
Just fine. You made money and didn't get crushed. That's a hell of a lot better than the average first timer.

>>10856185
Short day tomorrow confirmed

>>10856037
dont do it on 1broker senpai
just buy a couple bankruptcy puts for like jan

>AMD

PNE Wind AG, german windpower stock. Wind blows and you get dividents

>>10855872
I found a way to double money per year and its actually pretty reliable but haven't actually done it that long.

First get a job until you can get 1K into your account, honestly its 1500 but 1K is easier to explain.
Now, buy stocks you can play WEEKLY options on with good weekly dividends and then use the options accordingly versus the trend, Robinhood is hilariously easy to do this. YOU MUST HAVE 100 SHARES TO DO THIS

Strategy TLDR goes: Buy 100 shares of XYZ, XYZ has a 20cent dividend. You write a covered call on XYZ for more income. You buy a put on your stock for hedge and also because you will be getting a drop in your share price after dividend. (You can buy this put even a week later if you want no hurry. In fact probably shouldn't ever buy it the same day. )
(Also write puts farther out to pay for your put you buy.)

Here is how it could shake down, buy XYZ 10 dollars 100 shares. Dividend lets say is 10 cents. = 10 dollars.
Sell covered call OTM for $15
Buy put -50 ITM
Sell OTM put for 25x2
Pocket this money in theory
Stock hits Ex-Dividend
Plummets 80 cents because of algos and stop loss +80 on ITM put
Your sold puts barely OTM ;)

+10+15+50+80-share loss (10>9.20) = 75 USD weekly on a 1000 bank roll. This is a best case scenario as any of these ideas fails you may lose one or two of these monies. If you were able to make 5% weekly though you would double your money every 5 months.

1000 is now 3000+ in 12 months.

Unfortunately, you can never get a stock that goes up 500% in a vacuum. It really helps to get that bankroll.

>>10856085
Lol I mean with full leverage he will double, not the wu stock

>>10856222
Too fancy for me but good luck to you on that.

>>10856222
checked

>>10856219
i wonder if bear doubled into his longs like he said he would?
hes gonna feel that in the morning

>>10856210
Good advice.
Some madman has unironically written $25 dollar puts.

>>10856222
ive done this on hi div REITs before
it works, just be careful as you can EASILY get assigned on ex-day

>>10856185
Crash confirmed

>>10856258
go buy it from him and then jerk off to how much money you will be robbing from him if TSLA actually goes under

>>10856037
Tesla moon confirmed.

writing a program to search for market inefficiencies in the options markets and arbitrage them

If Tesla goes bankrupt what happens to the existing Tesla cars out there?

>>10856278
They are not very liquid. If I buy I will be forced to hold

What boomer stocks should I buy in response to Mexico trade deal?

>>10856311
I take that back, MAR 15 2019 $20 puts are a smol spread. It would be a good lol

>>10856312
CNN says it's fake so nothing
but Mexican beer companies

>>10856310
they self-destruct

>>10856310
They'll gather rust in scrapyards due to being proprietary and maybe some nerds will figure out how to hack them to even be able to service them

You'll soon have to pirate your car

Do I short AMD on open or wait for a bull trap/continuation? Ive seen bubbles where it tanked 50 percent without painting a bull trap and I'm going full FOMO here.

>>10856310
They become collectibles.

>>10856185
But you need to keep losing. How else am I going to fap to you losing everything and selling yourself to me for a line of credit?

Also, get fucked AMD cucks.

>>10856346
Wait for the institutional sell off. AMD will keep rebounding without a solid catalyst. At this point massive profit taking is the only thing will slow this train down.

>>10856312
auto companies

AMD strat:

buy puts tomorrow if it doesn't moonshot

continue dollar cost averaging those puts if it continues

buy puts out to november so that you have plenty of time to wait for the bubble to detonate and drive the price back under 10$

>>10856575
This is a great idea, ten outa 10. Much brain

>>10856575
Holy shit anon, when it goes under $10 o will be able to retire, how can I thank you for that amazing stock tip?!?

rate

>>10856575
I don't think i'd ever be willing to buy puts. i thought about it once when Steve Jobs died but gladly decided to keep buying stock in Apple.

I'm a buy and hold forever (or until a company shows signs of failing) type of investor. plan is to live off dividends while retiring early and hoping I don't have to touch my Roth IRA (which my 401K will be rolled into) ever.

Get rich quick schemes also seem to be get poor quick schemes.

>>10856767
from left to right: '01, '08, now

>>10856791
you new here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAhAsIPg8I
>we are a cash machine
>-22 cash flow per share
what did he mean by this

>>10856833
>implying share price reflects the company post 2000

do you guys think CGC will have dividends in the future

>>10856809
nope, i just don't understand how you guys can gamble like this everyday while stressing it out, likely on top of having an actual job, instead of just letting your money work for you.

I made $15,000 last year doing absolutely nothing. I should make about $18,000 this year doing the same thing. Nothing, other than simply reinvesting my cap gains and dividends. Also increasing position while saving about 40K per year.

I can dabble in gambling once my passive income > my necessities + entertainment + health insurance.

Bear tell me about your amd shorting strat. Being able to short a bubble into the turf is every bear's dream.

>>10856849
It also mooned because they changed Ihop to Ihob and expect higher burger sales

>>10856883
Its fun and I've made tons more than you percent wise. Not everyone can successfully do anything other than buy and hold, that is true, but not everyone starts with 300k to dump into dividend stocks and indexes to make anything worth calling home about.

>>10856883
it seems like the poorer anons are more likely to be gembling degenerates who lose everything to options while those anons who can resist such temptations last long enough to build up a portfolio

>>10856934
Its more like the poorer anons have nothing to lose in the first place and would never be able to build a million dollar port without learning to beat the market in the first place.

>>10856924
how much time do you put into research and learning what positions you're going to take?

whats your yearly percent increase?

do you have another job other than trading?

I'm honestly curious. I don't think I have the time to be knowledgable enough to make the gambling odds in my favor.

>>10856883
it seems like the poorer anons are more likely to be gambling degenerates who lose everything to options while those anons who can resist such temptations last long enough to build up a portfolio

the poorer anons often say 'if I had 100k like you I wouldn't gamble' but they forget that all portfolios started somewhere ant it took years of not wiping yourself out via options to build up to a large portfolio.

>>10856934
>>10856956
Oops double post

>>10856951
I unironically spend the majority of my free time reading about this stuff. I work full time on the side. Much of my port is dividend stocks but about 60 percent of it is reserved for trading options. It may sound dangerous but I have spent over a year and a half learning how to do this. I'm up 140 percent ytd and if my AMD trade pans out my port might dwarf yours in one fell swoop.

Futures Green
BULLRUN

>>10856956
100k compounds to over a million dollars in 20 years just by dumping it into index funds. Who the hell has 100k just laying around to not buy a decent house and car with that wasnt born with a silver spoon shoved up his ass.

>>10856948
If you lose watch people like comfy you'll see they lose $1k 10 times you wiped out a potential $10,000port had they not gambled

You'll see people who have gambled for a while with some success gamble their a $15,000 and lose it all on one bad bet

>>10857028
Trading is not gambling unless you dont have a fucking clue what you are doing. Comfy started less than 6 months ago and has hardly read any literature, much less educated himself on basic TA.

>>10856854
Yeah probably. It'll be at least a couple years though.

>>10857028
Also anyone who puts their entire stack on an optios position deserves to lose everything

>+5% day
1% away from breaking even /smg/ how'd you do today?

>>10857013
People who save diligently & don't lose it all can easily save up $100k. Just saving $5k per year nets you $100k in 20, not counting any gains.

>nice car
I drive a 20 year old toyota, i don't understand why would you buy a nice car when they deprecate so quickly. The mindset you described is so poorfag it hurts.

>>10856977
what happens if AMD doesn't pan out in your favor?

>>10856883
I don't find swing trading to be all that stressful. It's fun for me in a way. There was lots of stress when i started and i had no strategy. Now my strategy is refined and proven to work in both bull and bear markets. So not anything to get upset about. I get more stressed playing vidya than i do trading.

>>10857073
The house would of course be 90k.

For one thing, I am extremely frugal in my living. But if I suddenly had 100k I would get a house that wasnt falling apart, not dump my money in index funds. Imagine anons who are in a worse position than I am. They have no other option unless they ate satisfied with a total retirement fund of merely 4 to 600k

>>10857073
Saving diligently is only possible for lame ass bastards. Wives and kids cost fat stacks. Supply side is the way to think, don't save more earn more faggot.

>>10857043
Comfy is also probably borderline autistic so

>>10857091
I lose the position, which is honestly quite minimal. The upside on a total collapse of the bubble is literally multiple thousands of percents.

>>10857106
>don't save more earn more faggot.
porqué no los dos, pleb

>>10857106
>>10857100
>>10857073
why don't you just put 800k in SPY and forget about it dumb fucking niggers

do you want to be poor forever?

Who /Didn'tFallForTheCryptoMeme/ here?

>>10857093
I think the main thing for stress mitigation is to have a plan for rise and fall of price before entering any trade. Profit target and stop loss are decided before i buy in. Decision to average down on a drop or sell is also made prior, depending on the chart, overbought or oversold conditions, trend, etc.

you clowns talking about gambling need to stop taht shit and just accumulate index funds and top tier blue chippers

i deliver pizza and live by myself and STILL save near $1k a month for index funds, I will be a millionaire before age 50 even if i never make any more money an hour than about $16/hr. If I do I might end up retiring in under a decade, shits SO easy if you have no debt and are willing to not spend half your income on trivial nonsense every month

>>10857171
>wanting to merely retire as a barely-millionaire
fucking poorfags lmao

I have come to the conclusion that I should wait until about a month of violent sideways movement around the 40 dollar range before going short AMD.

>>10857177
my retirement goal is 2.5Mil and I could live off dividends for 87K pretax and still have enough to increase positions whenever I wanted to therefore never ever going broke

>>10857233
I will never understand poorfags lmao

>>10857304
NEW
>>10857304

THIS FKING PUMPPP WHYYYYYYYYY

>>10856767
So wait a few month and sell, right? Does history repeat itself, anon? Does it, punk?!