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Why did we stop shilling this?
I am still reliving my traumatic experience from holding all the way from the top.
but...

> Low volume, bizlets can accumulate
> Reddit fucking loves ARK, can create lots of discussion.
> Actually not a shit project
> Easy to explain to plebs

And they just made the most cringeworthy advert
Not a plus point, but they did..

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjDa7iZcAE

This would be a pretty easy x2-x3 with enough weaponized hype.

>> No.10840563

>>10840449
kek they should have used a 400lb neckbeard instead of this hot motorcycle riding whore

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>>10840449

>> No.10840601

>>10840449
btw this add is a huge red flag i'd sell if i was holding any of this shit. a legit company wouldn't feel the need to advertise their product like this. also, the only argument for buying this according to you is "we can find even more stupiid people on reddit to buy our bag later". my guy, buy some fucking btc and you won't have to worry about marketing vaporware

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>>10840449
>that ad
I regret buying 1k ARK last year
fuck me

>> No.10840633

>>10840601
The commercial is obviously corny and cringey. But you can tell it's cheap as fuck, it'll be used for conferences before someone talks. Not like theyre going to pump money into marketing that ad on tv. That vechain commercial was expensive and it was geared towards high school gamers. I think for how shitty the ark ad is, it still has a message to it that is prominent and you'll remember. Whereas the vechain commercial was like a transformer movie.

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>>10840563
>

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>>10840449
Deluded arkies

>> No.10840720

Let it go man. There is no scenario in which this will pump again. If you want to ride normie plebbit hype go with vechain or req those actually have a chance at being used in real life.

>> No.10840729

Holy fuck was that an abortion of a marketing video. Whoever thought that'd be a good idea should be fired immediately. Probably was that moron Travis Walker

>> No.10840889

>>10840720

you are telling me that ARK won't be used by semi hot chicks on motorcycles to create blockchains? Get out of here. This is next level shit we can sell to anyone.

>> No.10841181

>>10840449

>1:10
>"who are these creators of this technology that is delivered free of charge?"
>free of charge
>free

Yet retards still think this will be hundreds of dollars. It's monotized in such a way that it will never do that. It simply can't.

>> No.10841314

>>10840889

> you are telling me that ARK won't be used by semi hot chicks on motorcycles to create blockchains?

no

>> No.10841353

>>10840449

here op I went to reddit and upvoted your shit. enjoy your bags

https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/9afxbn/official_ark_ecosystem_commercial/

>> No.10841375

a commercial is a commercial, and just by the fact that you're talking about this, it has reached his goal...

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the arkies are stinky linkies now

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>>10841181
>they do it for free

>> No.10842653

>>10841314
You aren't saying that? There's a chance then?

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Nice ad

>> No.10842895

>>10842853
this

No way some roastie's making a useful app that takes months of her time dedicated to it. She'll get those soi losers in the communtiy to do it for her.

>> No.10842908

nice, just sold 100K

>> No.10842932

30 bucks eoy. Easy.

>> No.10843402

>>10842932
at LEast

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>>10840449
We switched

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>>10840449
Wow, that commercial was far worse than I could've ever expected. I hope Stefan fires whoever is responsible.

>> No.10843982

>>10840449
Did Ark-girl finally kill herself?