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lolol nice meme.

I notice it’s the BIG BOY urinal that has the problem.

After clearing up, try placing a stout box there to help the shortarses out

Nonononononono

>>10822967
When will they EVER learn?

I've said it several times wagecuckin
You have two choices Mr sheckleburg
Find someone else
Or fire me
Never been fired

>>10822824
Great joke Mr. Shekelburgstein

I would hate to be the retard on the weekend cleaning crew that has to deal with that tonight. You really shouldnt have had that milkshake with your burger for lunch dude.

>>10822824
B-but I was going to have dinner with my gf tonight...

>>10823164
Don't worry about it, anon. I'll be sure to take her out and show her a great time. With a quick phone call I'll have us a table for two at the best restaurant in town. I'll have her put some sheets on the couch for you tonight as well

>>10823164
>Soon to be God-tier with a client lined up
tears of joy...

>>10822824
that honestly wouldn't be that hard to clean up. just poke a little hole and let it drain out over about half an hour (it will just escape through the floor drain-you might want to make sure the drain isn't clogged first)

then just hose down the whole bathroom and spray disinfectant everywhere

>>10823301
Or you pump it out with a pump and then run cleaning solution through the pump.

Work smarter not harder.

The piss related isn't really a problem if he has an electric pump

>>10823374
your method is more time consuming. Just get the bag directly as close to the drain as possible and let it flow slowly. Only a very small area will need to be cleaned then you're done. The floor slopes inward toward the drain

fucking around with pumps. kek

>>10822824
>”No can do, hefe! Sorry, but I have a date with the ladyfriend tonight; I’m sure you understand. Get Jeff to do it, or better yet, knock ‘er out yourself! I left the mop over in the broom closet, make sure you put it back and don’t leave a mess. See you tomorrow chief, I’ll leave the front door unlocked for ya!”

>>10823374
>Sorry, anon, but we don't have a pump. Here's a hose that you can use though

>>10823164
>royalty tier
>be literal royalty

SIPHON THE PISS BAG WAGIE

>>10822824
>actually selling your soul for menial shit labor jobs

Go to school and get an education you pathetic faggot

>>10822824

>>10822824
I dont understand how this even occurred

>>10822824

Can anyone explain how would one go about disposing a bag full of piss tied around a urinal exactly as shown? It's just fucking impossible.

Asking for a friend.

>>10825256
You call this man

kek these posts never fail to amuse me

>tfw gay boss was checking out a customer at the register next to mine and purposely brushed my arm several times despite clearly delineated areas for each register

NoFap has turned me into a magnet for people brushing me and touching me, female coworkers have been doing it too

>>10825256
Put duct tape over a spot near the bottom, take some hose and cut it to a point, put one end into a shitter, poke the point end through the tape

>>10825233
Last time someone said that supposedly guys pissed through that little hole on top for a week. I've no idea how they did that without accidentally stepping on it and popping it.

>>10822967
5'9" isn't short faggot

>>10822824
That is so fucking disgusting. How in the hell is that supposed to be cleaned without making a huge mess?

>>10826603

Cleaning it isn't the worst part, it's the smell of fermenting piss. It'll pierce your nostrils and shoot right into your brain, ingraining a detailed memory of a stench that'll scar you for life.

>>10826567
>5'9" isn't short

I work as a construction electrician for a living.

The money is good with a pension, that's the only reason why I keep doing this work.

But there is something to be said about having a job where you know what you are suppose to be doing.

Contractors send me to do a job, I show up, and no one knows what is suppose to be done. The engineered drawings miss half of what is actually needing to be installed. Even the owner of the building doesn't know what the fuck they want built.

Basically I am saying this, I would rather work as a janitor for 75% of what I make than stress out all the time.

>>10826768
Nigga if you've ever been camping you know the smell. It's bad but you'll be ok.

>>10826834
>Implying anyone here goes outside