/biz/ - Business & Finance

Trump Derangement Syndrome victims today

https://youtu.be/0k9SjMpAxRM

LCI pamp et!

THIS DICK BOYS SHITS PUMPING

RETIREMENT IN LIKE 4 YEARS INCOMING KEKS

Finally a reversal pattern on DXY

DXY TO JUPITER

>tfw you anons lead you to the promise land

this green day feels like Heaven
What a pleasure

>>10819029
ALMOST HEAVEN

WEST VIRGINIAAAA
https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo

>he isnt short communism

dat fucking USDCNY movement
Is papa Xi massacring the CNY bears ?

>>10819042
>chinkshits pumping yuan to suppress USD to Jupiter

Phase 3

>>10819049
Zero Hedge wrote we were on our way to USDCNY=7
Looks like they are wrong

Maybe that's is why treasury doumped

We nee to enjoy these green days while they last. After they hang Trump for treason, they're going to go after his supporters. Not only are we all going to die, but we're all going to die broke.

Getting pretty justed in TEVA right now

So if i buy a share in a company, will said company then send my information about the company every quater and what not, how will they know if i own shares if i bought online do i need to register them , thanks in advance

Damn, the CHY is on the rise against pretty much every currency.

>>10819109
>trusting the med jews

For real, all this green is maximum comfy

>>10819115
You should get prospectus documents through your broker

>>10819117
Is uncle Xi reevaluing CNY ?
Or maybe do he wants to give credibility to its currency and give it a safe (lol) haven status ?

>>10819124
ah ok great thank you

>>10819082
Hey we joined RH the same day famalam.

>>10819119
I didn’t listen. Now I pay for it
>>10819142
Also when you buy shares you’re buying them from the broker, not direct from the company. You have physical stock certificates you can request from the broker. But there’s really no point in doing this as they are probably better stewards anyway.

>>10818907
>>10819029
>>10819100
>>10819122
>posting anime reaction pics
>don't even watch anime

If you are like pic related you need to seriously get the FUCK OFF my board RIGHT FUCKING NOW and FUCKING PUR GASOLINE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND IGNITE A FIRE SO THAT YOUR INSIDES FUCKING BURN AS YOU SCREAM AND DIE IN THE MOST HORRIFYINGLY PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

alright boyz
according to this fucking thing, if we close above 287.60ish on SPY today, we got a ways to run over the next few days

>>10819105
zerohedge wrote a lot of things lad

>>10819136
Probably selling some of his USD assets given that the USD is taking the largest hit.

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm in boomerland so a brown bagged salami and Colby sandwich will have to do today. The auditor is coming today so I'm busy with paperwork today. I'm 3% up today despite LPL dumping more. I entered WEAT yesterday and got a protective put which is comfy as fuck. LCI is on a tear which is kinda nice.

Any plans for the weekend boys?

>>10819175
Dude fucking this

>>10819176
yes brudda, welcome to fibbi club

now add ichi

>>10819185
+0.65% today

still regretting selling amd @ 15, want to an hero myself today. i had 900 shares with an average below $10

>>10819175
Chill out bro, we're all in here to make money

>>10819185
Gonna head out to Rite aid in a minute

>>10818907
unironically bought docusign and salesforce today.
I think they will be announcing some pretty shocking partnerships in their upcoming ERs.

+0,5%, finally on weekend

I JUMPED IN TOO EARLY! FUCKING KILL ME!

>>10819175
chill out everybody's connected bro

>>10819214
Meant for
>>10819185

>>10819175
Dude the weebs are like gray hairs, if you kill one two takes it's place. Be nice to them or they multiply.

>>10819108
are you implying we are all trump supporters

>>10819192
not too crazy on ichi desu senpai
it lags too much imo

>>10819185
'GGI'S "GURT! Coffee, finally doing good today. I'm not doing shit this weekend.

>>10819253
Nope you and kneepads are the only ones who will be alive, you'll still be broke though.

>>10819185
Grilled pork chops and twice baked potato.

>>10818907
WHY CAN'T THE MARKETS FALL A CONSERVATIVE AMOUNT ALREADY LIKE NOT A LOT BUT MAYBE 5% SO I CAN LOAD CHEAPIES REEEEEE

>>10818907
Hope yall niggas invested in nvidia and amd when they dumped

>>10819260
It is a lagging indicator, but to say it lags too much is silly

>>10819314
We just had February
What more do you want you greedy pig? Lets the golden Bulls reap their reward

>>10819197
I do the same thing, all these stocks I knew would go up but didn't bother with them because I have no money. I mean its nice to say "I ran with AMD and made 100%" but during that month to month grind you feel like you aren't really making THAT much so you just try gambling options or looking for huge payouts in crypto. That was me this year.

If I had a 25K account hell yeah I would try HODL AMD or TLRY but its just a mindfuck to trade a 1K account and feel like 10% gains isn't enough you want 80% gains and stuff.

Where are my weed bros at? Cannopy growth is now at $59. It's going to the moon, $100 EOY

>>10819331
i dont look at 1min candles for any reason ever, except for excitement desu
id never trade on em
tick charts tho...

New all-time high for the S&P 500. IMPEACH DRUMPF

>>10819185
Fasting since 6pn, in the waiting room to get blood drawn

>>10819361
I only use them for active day trading. ATM/ITM options on high volume stocks like AMD allow 20% or more on options. Gains are better the higher the stock price IE FAANG

>>10819366
So that you can buy the dip, ehh newcomer?

>>10819366
He can't keep getting away with this!

>>10819382
Gomfy ?

>>10819361
also the 1min example was to show that it is not as slow as you are thinking.

keep holding that GALT, fren
don't be a weak handed gambler who sells immediately because he isn't getting instant gratification

>>10819353
$AMD were some of my first trades back in 2016 when it was like $6.50 and I averaged up to a little over $9.50

I HODL when it dipped to $10 and $9 multiple times and seeing pretty much all my gainz get wiped out, but sold when it breached the 52wk high but it kept going and going

>feelsbadman.jpg

jesus christ TEVA get your shit together

Will AMD go to the moon? I thought I was doing great on this option, until I realized I was extremely conservative on my expiry date. Should I sell the option soon, or wait for as long as possible to exercise it for massive gains?

>>10819409
>Implying I'm a Mormon who lives in mountain Time zone

For shame

>>10819450
>14.88%

>>10819419
Hot and cute
Moar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yE42CLdUxA

>>10819450
He would always take pictures wearing jeans

>>10819457
based

>>10819450
>14.88% so a skinhead living in CST?

>>10819354
>Cannopy growth is now at $59
Are you high?
that being said i'm up 79% on CGC, time to get high

>>10819197
If it makes you feel any better, I was holding 5000 shares with a basis of a little over $2/share and dumped 4000 shares at a little over $12/share. Not the best decision I ever made.

>>10819520
>those feels man

at least they aren't the feels that the cryptofags felt

pic somewhat related

>>10819213
Can you elaborate?

>>10819414
the signals are too slow desu
im still working on the exact settings for mine, but theyre really good in the 15min to 1hr range

other than tick charts, thats the smallest i really look at desu. 5min too tho i guess

>>10819547
ah fuck that is brutal

poor it

how long before all these bullshit REITs eat shit and stop jacking house prices up so I can finally afford to buy a home

>>10819185
we doin gucci today homie

makes me wonder how long this can last, I don't want to lose all my gains

>>10819457
What the fuck does 1488 even mean?
>>10819481
He's the only person you've ever met that wears jeans?
>>10819490
Na, engineering student in Michigan, who used AutoCAD daily, and is pissed I didn't buy yesterday before earnings (too busy shit posting)

Rate my portfolio

>>10819626
>What the fuck does 1488 even mean?
Hold Handbags, a biz insult.

>>10819626
He is used to taking pictures like this

>>10819354
SELL YOU FOOL

>>10819634
What did you do you idiot?

>>10819626
>What the fuck does 1488 even mean?
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>10819495
It is on the Toronto stock exchange my dude
>>10819659
lol no

>>10819682
Bought the memes

>>10819626
Imagine being this uneducated.

>>10819626
Imagine being this new.

>>10819720
>>10819739
>>10819626
Don't corrupt him, please. It's better that he remains pure.

>every day stocks on my watchlist reach all time highs
>i'm losing money buying short term options on MU and Chinese stocks
feels terrible man

>>10819759
Comfy is that you?

Vix going to 10

is gumpfy kill. I thought we were watching the barbie movie

>>10819817
he couldnt find a free version of Mermaidia

>>10819689
>>10819720
>>10819748
Kek i been on 4chan since 2008 kiddo, sorry I don't hang out in the infestation known as /pol/

>>10819833
BASED

>>10819831
>>10819817
Are we having another movie night tomorrow? I want another movie!

>>10819331
what do you mean by lagging span, is it the white line on your chart? Your saying buy or sell when it crosses above or below the tenkan?

Who else made hundreds of dollars today

>>10819185
When I woke up at 6 AM I reached to my desk and grabbed a burger from the previous night which I ate in the shower while rushing to get to a meeting. It was not technically lunch, but it was my nutrients for the first half of the day.

>>10819801
no

>>10819860
lagging span in the green line set back 26 period. Chikou Span

>>10819849
probably
comfy is procrastinating on his podcast so he does this

>>10819626
Marb menthol is fucking GOAT, I bum NXT's off my friend all the time but I usually smoke Southern Cut's.

LETS GO LPL AHHHHH

>>10819833
Unless you’ve spent all your time on /lgbt/ you should’ve run across that phrase friend. No need to lie.

>>10819866
I did but that's the natural daily fluctuation of my portfolio

>>10819887
how does the lagging span on your chart y ou posted be relevant to that AMD chart then? Your just buying when tenkan crosses kijun and selling the opposite? The lagging span isnt making any specific moves for you to have buy or sell indicators

>>10819197

>Tfw had average of 10.90,and had ability to leverage down when it was in the $9 range.
>Didn't do it because didn't want to get charged conversion fees
>Ended up selling up till $14.50

Never bought ack in because I wanted to trade not hold.

Reee

BILI earnings on monday.

>>10819175
Wanna compare power levels kid?

Nice try Musk
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rt.com%2Fusa%2F436719-tesla-complex-fire-video%2F

>>10819926
Fuck China and fuck Chink shills

>tfw have 50k on stand by

All my stocks I'm watching are mooning though. Rip.

>>10819866
I made back the hundreds I lost yesterday.

>>10819926
Luv u BILI shill, you always post cute gifs to accompany your shit stock

DXY go up now pls

>>10819946
A proper link would help
https://www.rt.com/usa/436719-tesla-complex-fire-video/

>>10819943
wtf is this pedo shit?

>>10819866
YOOOOOO

ALL TIME HIGHS BABY

SELL AMD

Who's holding LCI through the weekend and ER?

>the entire word (minus the US) has been stagnating for an entire year

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

>>10820057
Feels good to prove wrong all the commie chinks and Euroshits that doubted our markets

>>10820057
hold up I just zoomed out

the rest of the world still hasnt recovered from 2008

>>10820011
>Who's holding LCI through the weekend and ER?
I am... already down so much may aswell hold imo

New tax cuts when?

>>10820098
I believe in you though.

>>10820096
>an entire decade results in being down .78%

>>10820105
imo sales and property taxes should be abolished

>>10820105
after midterms probably

>>10820123
alternatively, create a complex meme-based tax system that only we, the /smg/, can evade

>>10820057
So you're telling me had it not been for the President Donald J. Trump's tax cuts and pro business deregulatory policies we would have been in a recession by now? I'd say I love Trump now, but I'd really like to avoid the gulag or gallows after his impending impeachment.

>>10820096
why would anybody invest in this garbage? surely nobody is stupid enough to burn 80% of their retirement by not getting multiple tiers of growth annually in based US companies and letting it sit in 3rd world shit for millenia

>>10819175
where do you think you are?

>>10819943
kek, are you that polish poster who like to post cheesy pizza on int?
or did he finally get arrested ?
>>10819905
ive seen it one or twice probably, but doesnt mean i know what it means
>people are proud of posting in a containment board
>in the year 2010+8
ignore the new ID, im home now so no more phone posting

>>10819894
yea smoking a cig without a crush ball feels odd now
but i need to quit smoking soon, its been too long

>>10820123
eh, property taxes are bs, but we need some kind of taxes to support infrastructure, and a giant income tax as the feds only source of revenue would cause riots in the streets (that are built using taxpayers money)

Anyone here use interactive brokers? They just got rid of their account minimums so I'm considering switching. I'm not sure it's worth it though since my account is only worth $13k

>>10820201
Hence why my suggestion for newfriends doesn't encourage such trash.

R8 my recent buys, /smg/. all of these will be long positions

INTC 75 @ 67.00
LVS 40 @ 65.50
T 50 @ 32.50
TMUS 25 @ 65.50
TXN 10 @ 112.50
V 10 @ 142.00

>>10820218
ye its the best

>>10820218
What account minimums, Ive had a 500$ acc there for like 2 months.

>>10820236
>actually INTC @ 47

>>10820195
Gulags closed

>>10820214
property taxes go to local governments, mostly for schools and firefighters and stuff
you have two ways of enforcing them and that's where the problems come in

>update valuations every few years
This causes problems for retired people who bought a house when it was cheap, now their housing price blew up and if their property was re-asses and taxes re-caulcuated, they couldn't afford to pay the property taxes and they'd die.
>update valuations on sale of property
This creates economic incentive to never sell property as its more tax efficient. Since no one is selling, prices go up even more and create an even greater incentive never to sell, enriching boomers and people who own homes.

>>10820218
wait i can open an interactive brokers account and use them instead of Robinhood? Can i easily move over about $2,000 in equities I own right now and start trading there? They have leverage right?

Fucking weird how our visual system is so intertwined with the memory system. It's a really good fucking illusion. The reason the point we focus our eyesight on is because it's tied to reading the input while the peripheral is running way slower.

Only way to do this is incorporate memory.

Recognizing mirrors. Recognizing what scene it is. Guess functionality super important. Wonder if there is a better structure than neurons possible when not limited by biological.

holy fuck that hammer on DXY

dollar to fucking JUPITER

>>10820266
I think so. However I haven't heard much about how easy it is to transfer a portfolio over. I believe you qualify for margin if you have at least 2k.

SJM will fill the gap to 110+
I guarantee it

/smg/ Just tell me, should I close my trades in CRON, AMD and NVDA today or is there going to be another jump this monday?

Seems like this can't go on forever, there is as correction upcoming right?

I simply don't want to miss another moon.

I think I just figured it all out by relating it to subset sum via guess function incorporation.

>>10820273
>>10820311
sup elon

>>10820304
not sure why people ask these questions
If you are scared and dont trust yourself for some reason, sell half

>>10820273
Time is the coin of life
Attention is the coin of consciousness
UTXO is ATP

If you are long commodities right now you need to sell, they have pumped nearly 2% but now they will go back into red. Gold, oil, silver, ETC. Get out.

>>10820317
Nope. I'm completely apart from average human thought pattern. The games ending.

>>10820338
was the funding really secured or was that some sort of joke?
asking for the SEC

>>10820344
Imagine being this brainlet. If I was elon musk I would be focusing entirely on AI and not spaceships or cars. At the very least genetic engineering instead.

Hassabis was right when arguing with him that AI was more important.

>>10820368
It's okay Elon we're here for you. Unload some cheap TSLA and we'll give you all the therapy you need

>>10820368
Genetic engineering is a dead end you mong. We cant manage nuclear power, let alone the genome. Fuck most brainlets can barely computer.

>>10820368
Based thought vector schizo poster

>>10820392
Can brainlets kill themselves.

You can already screen for disease in embryos and rich are increasingly doing it. Not to mention carrier tests.

I know CRON is really over bought rn but I can't help this fomo i have.... somebody either meme me off the ledge or tell me its gonna burst

>>10820392
>Genetic engineering is a dead end you mong

based 3M

>>10819915
Lagging span is used to confirm trends, momentum & support/resistance shown by other parts of Ichi. I did not write out the full context of Buy/Sell, I just highlighted my entries/exit. I tend purchase/sell on crossovers, but I always factor in the signals the cloud gives, and if they are strong/neutral/weak. Have you read up on these signals?

>>10820449
Look at the chart and see what happens shortly after every time it gets overbought on the daily.

Are there any good desktop widgets for monitoring my portfolio on the taskbar?

>>10820502
Here it is folks, the most boomer post of 2018

>>10820515
I deserve that.

>>10820264
almost every financial aspect of life favors the elderly, time is a valuable resource, especially if you use yours productively

an easy solution would be to make inheritance illegal (or any amount above $X anyways), it would fix a ton of income inequality

but good luck finding a single person who would support such a law

personally i dont mind property taxes since i dont own property, i'm sure my position will change as soon as I buy a house though

>>10820273
>Wonder if there is a better structure than neurons possible when not limited by biological.
a honeybee can remember a complex path (and successfully relay that path to another fellow bee) with 960,000 neurons, while humans have a whole 86,000,000,000, and some people still cant convey or remember directions to follow a complex route
and recognizing mirrors requires a sense and understanding of "self"
most animals cant do this, and its even impossible for humans to do this until they are a few years old
theres only a handful that can, crows, dolphins, only certain primates that are mature

>>10820392
biggest bait post ive seen in a while, or you are legitimately retarded
>We cant manage nuclear power,
we can, public fear (due to ignorance) is the main reason we dont use more of it
but as long as our energy consumption increases, nuclear will be the only answer long term for power generation, regardless of feelings and beliefs
the only thing comparable would be to make a dyson sphere, which you will never see happen, for so many reasons

the truly sad thing is that coal and gas power plants emit more radiation than nuclear plants do, even more than solar power does too, and yet nuclear power is the "scary" source in the eyes of the common man (especially with a certain amount of "environmentalists" )

>>10820449
>>10820493
On the other hand, it hasn't hit the ATH yet. $12 soon?

>>10820392

>>10820535
If you rent, you're paying the landlords property tax through rent. Id support a bill that repeals property tax & forces rent to decrease by the same amount, in a fully auditable way.

>make money on stupid weed stocks and chinese book cooking stocks pumping through the roof
>my investments in REAL AMERICAN companies are negative

>>10820594
I don't always get high and shit post but when I do I usually badmouth comfy. Or mention that I'm a serial killer.

>>10820535
This is actually what I meant. We will have some event that will get general editing canned hard. I also think there are legitimate concerns regarding unforseen side effects, a limiting of genepool depth and width and the plain and simple fact that it might legitimately lead to an evolutionary dead end if everyone is too similar, which could happen. Also the more similar the genepool the less resliance against unforseen circumstances. Nevermind that we barely understand epigenetics.

>>10820452
It is, everyone knows that meat is limited, only cybernetics can allow us to transcend the limits of flesh and become immortal gods.

>>10820438
They can and they will but never fast enough.

It's writing to a blank memory store. Probably diverged slowly. Interesting thing is it writes to memory just similarly. Do we link the "blank but written to" memory space with our raw input too?

Memory storage linked completely with imagination.

Sell hour is coming to an end
Expecting Power hour to jump to Beyond all time highs to a new paradigm

>>10819331
Dude thank you, I mean it this is awesome! I looked up a lot of charts with it and generally found it worked, I think my chart is broken somehow because I rarely ever have stocks going above the Lagging Span like yours. However its working just fine the way I have it, when also using the Conversion Line crossing above the Base Line as the first bullish indicator. The Lagging Span seemed to be a better signal in my chart for when to sell, if your candle crosses the LS downside, then sell.

If LS is way above you, then your blue over red cross is confirmed and its going to cash town.

I am on E*Trade Pro but if anyone wants a excellent chart for this look at SSC

>>10820319
Because I'm on leverage trading.
I usually swing or daytrade, but seeing how the afterhours and premarket made the price explode these past 3 days, I'm wondering if this is a trend or will get corrected HARD, by this monday.

>>10820563
>>10820493
Is selling a $10 call on CRON a good idea? It looks like it's almost guaranteed to fall soon, but it seems risky

>>10820723
you should be able to deleverage yourself buy taking profits and rebuying shares.. or similar

>>10820699
glad it is working well for you bud

This is going to sound like a cop-out, but the LS is easier to understand as you use Ichi. It is a bit difficult to view it & understand its signals when you look at historical data -- but for current charts it is pretty clear.

You are 100% right on the LS being a good sell signal. In a bull trend you want to see LS above price action, or cross up. In a situation where trend may reverse, it is wise to look at LS and see if it is below price action or crossing down (should just be a cross down, it is very unlikely to see a LS below price action in an existing bull trend, if you do see this you should reconsider if the trend is really bullish)

>>10820311
>>10820317
>>10820344
If he was Elon his sentences would at least make a lick of sense. Don't confuse nonsensical wordings with intelligence he's just probably really high right now (Or the 40 AMD 400 TSLA schizo idiot).

>>10820738
I wouldn't. I wrote 4 covered calls 9/21 $7.50 about 2 weeks ago when CRON was at staying stable at ~$6. That unexpected pop forced me to buy back my shares.

In general covered calls were great for when the price was stable or if you're bagholding a loss. Not so great when there's this bull run that surpasses your expectation and keeps running to new levels. I don't know if CRON can keep running but I'm setting a trailing stop loss on my shares now instead and keeping an eye on it. Normally in weed stocks I would just sell after every large pop in price but I ended up selling way too early with CGC.

Disclaimer, I'm not an expert but I did make a shit load of money off weedlmao

>>10820872
They all make sense.

Imagination uses the same mechanism as memory. I'm just talking about an intelligence system could be made. Doing a lot of brainstorming on the architecture.

>>10819833
Ayy lmao started basically the same week and similar gains

>>10820898
Can I have some of what you're on right now?

>>10819169
Looking good yo, those returns are mad comfy.

We're all gonna make it bro

>>10820898
Elon, whats the next Moon mission?

>>10820917
http://www.pnas.org/content/pnas/104/5/1726.full.pdf

I'm just starting from scratch though. That everything matches with what I'd expect and some literature is good.

>>10819382
Just a checkup anon?

>>10819450
Nice someone else here was looking at ADSK too. Put a straddle on it (2 calls 2 puts) and made about $1800 when it gapped up today

If RTI sets a new higher high today i'm calling bull reversal confirmed. Inmed also looks good for bullish continuation.

Folks holding any rec stocks like Canopy or CRON should seriously consider taking at least partial profit before close. I've been through this rodeo before a few times and it is always a bloodbath on the way back down.

Basically when you imagine shit it writes to memory. If an animal without imagination contracted from your brain you'd see it clearly.

Basically your imagination over the past 10 hours is stored as if it was something that happened to you over the past 10 hours. Just writing to memory and then reading it back.

SUPV on discount, pick some up in the next couple of days.

>>10819354
SELL YOU FOOL (later, TA looks good on it still so it's got some room to grow)

>>10820955
Yes, routine yearly checkup

>>10820972
Unfortunately I checked it yesterday morning, thought it may drop in the afternoon so I could buy, then forgot to buy until earnings happened

>>10819591
comfy

Also TUSK is dirt cheap as well.

>>10819833
nice

is anybody buying some SHOP

its bouncing off the 200 day EMA TWICE in the last coupel months, isnt this shit super popular? Used to find the best deals on shit online etc?

>>10819955
Good job anon.

Also cute cat

>>10820098
You should just get out anon, better to get out now since you know your loss rather than hold on to hope

>>10819955
Checked and Kot

>>10821077
>You should just get out anon, better to get out now since you know your loss rather than hold on to hope
lol
no

WHEN DOES IT DIP

>>10821018
Real talk, I bought my calls and puts yesterday so it's certainly something you could have done. But don't beat yourself up too much. It's gapped up and down pretty consisently so you've got a couple months until the next earnings announcement.

power hour will send us to the stratoshpere

>>10821105
T MINUS 60 SECONDS

>>10821100
23 was the dip
40 eoy
Believe it.

We're all gonna make it bro's (except cryptocucks)

>>10820898
>>10820938
Yes it's quite known that your perception of new experiences is dictated by your previous experiences. What you focus on in a particular situation is likely different from another person's. A patient with no outside knowledge of something cannot make the same associations as a normal person. Furthermore, it's not just the visual system, all your sensory pathways all nearly directly lead to the hippocampus.

While your paper is interesting, they did not specify the extent of the lesions to each patient (probably in supplementals, not spending the time to check). Lesions typically affect a larger network than just the focal point - the neuro inflammation is likely to cause more brain tissue to die. It's difficult to tie the direct cause of imagination to just damage in the memory circuit, especially if the amygdala or large amounts of cortical tissue was damaged.

t. Neuro grad student

do i day trade or should i just slowly aquire high dividend paying stocks

>>10821105
>>10821117
im out for now desu
maybe its a good scalp, or a good run but im taking what i made and chilling desu

oil on the other hand looks like a short

>>10821159
Why does your robinhood app look so weird? Did you shop that shit?

>>10821269
Yeah I cropped it. Plus I'm on android

>>10821100
I found a perfect stock for you comfy
Its called Just Energy JE
Has a 21% yield, thats high enough for you right?

shoot me ended up sleeping all day >.<
missed chance for close trade ;_;

>>10820979
HIGHER HIGH GET LET'S GO GO GO GO GO

pssssst....
hey kid....
short the fuck out of oil over the weekend

look at those put premiums on USO. theyre almost free
look at OVX too, its as low as its been in months. oil failed to make a new high and dollar will continue being stronk

dont think
just sell

>IGC drop to .067
>NLST drop to .11
top kek penny stock shills

BUY TUSK BUY SUPV

>>10821319
BREAK DOWN THAT SELL WALL YOU FOMO BUYING CHIMPANZEES

>>10819419
>>10819474

faggots

>>10821309
Not good enough desu, I require 42.0% yields

>>10821357
>FOMOing into a stock you haven't researched on extensively

>>10821324
done

I didn't even look at the chart

I just bought a bunch of puts

>>10821361
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS MOAR

+17% and squeezing.

>>10821368
quite the opposite of FOMO they both had massive dips.

>>10821384
So why buy when you don't know if it'll dip further and flatline.

>>10821397
If you're not willing to take some risk just buy VTI

>>10821368
The absolute state of /biz/ in the year of our lord 2018

>>10821377
if I have 10 shares of WTI, and puts cost $15 to sell 100 shares, does that mean that I would need to make $15 from selling those 10 shares to break even?
do i need to own 100 shares for these options to make sense?
t. never done options before

>>10821357
both of those are absolute garbage - no sign of a bottom yet

>>10821397
Trying to buy the dip is one of the biggest stock market memes of all time. Wait until there's confirmation of a trend then buy. You might miss out on the early moves but you'll save yourself a lot of pain and losses.

>>10821366
bbut if you lose money you can just make a JUST joke so its fine

>>10821377
I got some too for a fun gamble, they're cheap! Fuck doing research!

Power half-hour in CRON here. I'm calling it.

>>10821368
>doing research and not just buying based on the ticker

very sad

>>10821452
Unfortunate for you, I will wave to while i'm aboard the gains train as it passes you by.

I told you about nflx anons

>>10821404
>>10821459
There's no way I'm gonna poach bags of TUSK when it looks like it could still drop more, nope, nope noepnoepnopeNOPE I'm keeping my shekels goyim

>>10821316
>bearish bias
lol loser

>>10821377
yea dollar is still slipping and USO aint even flat anymore
did you see how cheap those premiums are? i was able to score some 40+day ones for 21 bucks

wasnt gonna take a weekend play this week, but fuck it. its so obvious the only people long rn are retail w the vol this low up here. large specs are still long, but so is retail. my bet is the large specs are playing the much longer game and will crash it out to fuck up small specs. oil is primed for a scalp

>>10821459
How does it feel to constantly be late to the party and never make sweet gains? Just buy VTI

>>10821449
Your shares don't matter when selling puts. Selling a put means you're giving some one the option to sell you the underlying equity. So you just need to have the cash to cover 100 of what ever the strike is. They then in turn pay you a credit of what ever price of the option was. You're probably thinking about writing a call option, but you need 100 shares per call option to write one.

>>10821517
forgot pic

>>10821499
Okay? I wouldn't even recommend buying TUSK anyways since it's extremely volatile. And not in the good way

>>10821519
So if WTI drops below 6 next week I get gains?

>>10821518
I dunno you tell me

>>10821543
Don't trade something you don't understand.

>>10821548
Yeah it's shopped you literally have to fake your portfolio.

>>10819318
I've had two of my best trades with Nvidia when it dumped. First one got in at 242. Opened another at 259 when I realized it was going to keep going.

Should I stay in or close it? I've got some nice gains.

>>10821543
Well $5.85, but yeah basically.

The slow and steady MMM uptrend is inpossible to stop
New highs by 2019

>>10821551
I want to understand, that's why I'm putting real money at stake

>>10821561
Will it read placed like this until then? Or is it placed because no one has sold me the options yet?

>>10821553
Keep dreaming wagecuck I don't even know how to use photoshop

>>10821553
Imagine photoshoping your Robinhood for attention on a Mongolian Basket weaving forum

>>10821573
I don't know if it's filled or not I don't use RH.

>>10821579
That's shopped too, it's fucking obvious. I do know photoshop, it's easy to spot.

>>10821579
that watch list
>2 positions
holy fuck

>>10821573
It's only placed, nobody has sold the contract to you yet. If it hits 2:00pm and no one sells one to you it will cancel

>>10821580
It's starting to just get sad.

>>10821573
Seriously, don't trade options until you understand what they are. You don't want this trial by fire

>>10821579
>SoulSilver
That shit is hard to get

Good luck on the bid and watch out for bootleg copies

>>10821579
>the tabs he has open
Are you 13?

>>10821573
no one is selling that option at the moment at that given price. Options stop selling at 4.
When you own the option, which you do not yet, it will be worth money for someone else to own because of the CHANCE that the price will be lower than the strike price (the number on your option, and since it's a put it is lower. if it were a call it'd be you'd make money if its HIGHER). You will only make money if it is low enough below your put to make back what you spent on the option and more. As the date comes closer, the OPTION you hold will lose value since theres less a chance it makes any significant moves lower.

>>10821579
>Internet Explorer on taskbar

>>10821604
This, options can magnify gains but it can do the same to losses. You'll lose your shirt quick if you don't know what you're doing.

>>10821610
I need it to log into GoArmyEd since their systems are so ancient they require you to use IE.

>>10821573
>long oil
sell now or you'll get fuckin bogged next week when dollar moons

>>10821579
>key and peele
>my hero academia
>no mans sky

>>10821606
Thanks yo, I never really got to appreciate it much when I played it but I love the 4th gen art style and seeing Johto in it is really nice

>>10821627
>>10821579
wrong person

>>10821579
>those tabs
soulda just said it was photoshopped

>>10821586
damn

>>10821593
mate it was 2pm almost 2 hours ago

>>10821604
$20 dollar lesson is a nice one to learn, not like thats half my portfolio

>>10821609
hmm so id need to find sort of options volume data to buy and sell well?

>>10821615
buying and holding has been nice to me, but its been a sideways sine wave since january, compared to the linear growth from last year

im ready for more

>>10821631
>A grown adult seeking out pokemon games

>>10821591
Index ETF's and options are great cause they're very liquid and since indexes are amalgamations of tons of companies they aren't as prone to random moves as the stocks they represent.

>>10821646
Oh fuck I meant 4:00, I'm on mountain time

>>10821651
No shit

>>10821607
Nah but I'm a kid at heart

>>10821676
Time to grow up and buy TUSK

the bulls have had it too good for too long

im holding this SQQQ through the weekend

>>10821651
is that how they work???????

teach me your ways senpai

>>10821701
I'd be happy to

>>10821689
Not a chance
There is no justice for bears
3000 end of year, end of story

Okay I'm out of RTI now. Nice 17% average gain on that. Not too shabby for a one week hold.

I am convinced weed sector is going to retrace hard very soon and I want to be mostly in cash when it does so I can buy oversold stuff and ride next wave or bull trap or whatever kind pattern it is.

>>10821713
see you monday when i will close and then buy the dip

Ding ding ding! how did everyone do this week? I'm up .3%, not as good as last week but I didn't do any options this week. I' enjoying SJM though!

>>10821505
;_; am know
whole problem is they taking forever for approve margin account so can only do 1 round trip every two days for now

question for smg bros

I inherited a solid bluechip, dividend king stock position from my grandfather about a decade ago. I haven't touched it since and had a DRIP. I open up my own brokerage account a few years ago.

My inherited portion currently makes up 70% of my taxable income portfolio (around 80K for that one position). It produces about $700 per quarter in dividends.

Question is: do i lower my position in that stock and spread it out or do I just take the dividend off DRIP and use it to create new positions and keep my position or do I just let it continue to DRIP at the risk of diversity?

>>10821737
Can you tell me how how many gigs your anime pics folder is?

AMD BREAK 24 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10821625
>dying for Israel

>>10821744
me probably have every death fetish related anime pic from whole internet
it easy 3 TB+

>portfolio went up 40 cents today
>mfw

>>10821735
Alrighty day, almost positive for the month again

>>10821701
>>10821651
>>10821609
>>10821604
>>10821586
I've heard Robinhood options can get around the PDT rule, so I want to try it out

>>10821741
if your grandpa made it then keep doing what he was doing

he was probably smarter than you are

dont touch his shit, just let it roll and try to save your own bundle of cash

>>10821735
I'm up by 0.63%

It was a good, steady week, all things considered.

>>10821735
>up .3%
You had some LCI didn't you?

Had one of my best weeks, up a comfy 4.7%

>>10821765
>it easy 3 TB+

>>10821735
Up 0.28% today, life has been pretty dull since I switched a majority of my portfolio to boomer stocks.

>>10821784
Nice

>>10821784
I'd never buy LCI! T is the majority of my portfolio currently but I've been rejiggering it

>>10821735
I'm up 2.74%, up 4.81% this week since getting out of options and going 100% Nokia
Is this what comfy gains feel like?

>>10821769
I've gotten that day trade warning when I've put on some options trades, so I don't think so.

>>10821800
>Is this what comfy gains feel like?
It's what not being a complete retard feels like. Good job Comfy.

>>10821735
Did good this week. Thank you based degeneracy, weed and Vidya stoxxx

https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1032939617404645376?s=09

Just bought more TSLA bankruptcy puts

>>10821807
>>10821769
Options definitely count as day trades if you buy and sell a contract on the same day

>>10819197
Damn I'm sorry bro

>>10821800
>100% Nokia
>Nokia
spurdo and gondola phones best phones

>>10821812
Damn yo those are some great returns. Good shit

>>10821814
Apple will buy Tesla if the stock sinks low enough. They could by Tesla now with repatriated cash brought in from overseas if they wanted.

>>10821847
>>10821847
>>10821847
>>10821847
new bread
>>10821847
>>10821847
>>10821847
>>10821847

>>10821828
This, and they are good at the 5G meme. All I want to do it buy the ishares Finland ETF but robinhood won't let me >:S
>>10821810
Thx, I'm glad this thread ridiculed me into not being retarded.

>>10821828
How dare you to insult my culture and heritage! You racist big, Nokia is the saint of this proud nation.

Happy considering I'm recouping some losses

>>10821779
But what if Gramps was on the way to his broker to close the position when he died?

>>10821856
I love Finland, invest 100% finland desu
My future Roth IRA will be 100% finish and maybe some poland

>>10821689
same
sold off half for .01 loss then held rest over weekend


>>10821783
kek sometimes will go through this and marvel at all these crazy things autists draw and consider fetishes

>>10821866
Cd projekt red and Nokia then? Btw I own both of these stocks.

>>10821856
iranian detected shoo shoo

>>10821895
I'm the master of science in spurdo physics

Can someone explain AMD call/put pricing? I can get October calls at about $.10 above intrinsic, but puts are about $1.00 above. Does this mean the money is behind puts at this point? I would assume in a short squeeze the puts would be bargain rates, how does this play with the current AMD run?

>>10821939
after the insane run its had the past week premiums on puts that are slightly out are gonna be through the roof

>>10821939
People are heavily hedging down-side risk and it is quite normal that the option skew is not equal between the puts and calls,

i bought spy puts right at close

am i retarded?

>>10822054
Not really, I would've waited a little longer to place some but it'll pull down soon enough. When is the expiration date?

>>10821606
is heartgold hard to get?
didnt realize those are hard to get desu
i play that one all the damn time

>>10822054
yeah kinda
we closed above the ATH comfortably, and AH looks good
your prolly gonna lose unless you get lucky and got time desu

When your portfolio is 80 cents from making your next milestone but you want the portfolio to earn it before you add any more money.