/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>10816092
Restaurant

Gas station

>>10816100
I feel like in a restaurant, the waitresses would gossip and fuck it up for you, I am thinking retail is easier as you can split your employees into departments.

>>10816092
You know what they say, there's no business like show business.

>>10816092
Massage parlor, nail salon

>>10816116
You just have to be so good that the gossip is always positive and they end up building you up even more from it.

>>10816123
Actresses have too much of a platform, though.

>>10816125
i'm an average looking nerd. i think i can get some play just from proximity and the boss advantage, but I don't think people would admire me for trying to fuck employees

>>10816105
this answer baffles me btw, is it because gas stations have only one employee? Aren't most gas station clerks male?

Lingerie or bikini store, coffee shop, massage parlour, beauty salon, nail salon

>>10816099
Nothing illegal. I live in America. (I think Vegas prostitution would be impossible to get into.)
>>10816124
>>10816152
I wouldn't expect these to work, these locations have minimum wage asian female employees so you guys are picking them as meme answers. Or maybe because they are small little establishments. A male boss at these locations would seem weird to people.
I think that females in the corporate hierarchy are more likely to put out because they are just a small fish in a big pond and it helps secure their future. In small establishments it would be harder so I think you would need a coed workplace where you just hire nerdier males than yourself so there's no competition over the girl who's hornier than average.

>>10816180
>Nothing illegal
>Wanting to extort your female employees for sex

>>10816214
I never said extort. I want to have fwb relationships with a single female employee at a time. They get to have an extra break during the day for sex. Win Win

I think they are called secretaries.. 1950-1970's era. Maybe open a factory (textiles?) in a third world country.

model agency

>>10816241
Expect a #MeToo soon

>>10816271
third world model agency?

>>10816255
I think you underestimate how a woman in the working world wants to feel protected and secure. I think first world countries are perfectly fine to work toward an employee with benefits scenario.

For instance, I imagine it would be easy to start a small convention business that travels around and then just make sure you socially engineer the situation where the employee you want to fuck feels like you are her rock and shes all yours. You have to stop her from looking to another male for guidance, though.

textile factory in a third world country with vibrating massage chairs for each worker, promotions for a select few, fire based on bj quotas

The only problem is that I feel like all the attractive women are somehow sucked out of the workforce into colleges and then off to the bigger companies. I rarely see really cute girls working in retail or wherever. Maybe they move into tip based positions like waitressing where some thirsty suckers will slip them some big bills.
If that is the case, then restaurant would be the best place because you wouldn't be able to afford such an attractive woman on just the salary of a retail checkout girl.
I guess I have to go get real world or facebook data on where the attractive women work.

https://www.businessinsider.com/your-chance-of-getting-a-job-interview-increases-if-youre-attractive-2014-10
I just found an article that I'll summarize for you: Attractive women get 5x more interview callbacks than the ugliest women. Men have a fairly stable rate of callbacks a bit higher than ugly women.
The most attractive women are desired both by male and female hiring managers (which implies that attractive women are seen as an asset/trophy unless the female hiring managers are all lesbians.)
So basically, an attractive woman would never need to sleep for the job, so you would need to make her want to casually rebound with you as her friend/ feel secure.
Very interesting.

people gave you a million answers and you're here nitpicking the shit out of them
truh is you can sleep with coworkers in any job, but being tedious will kill your chances in every setting unless you have god-tier looks
fix the attitude, not the environment

>>10816092
Unironically Finance

>>10816355
Being attractive takes work.
Are you surprised that people who make extra effort in their daily lives have more career success?

make porn with you as the male porn star

>>10816390
Attractive men don't get the same kinds of boons as attractive women, though.
>>10816387
I didn't imagine that many women worked in finance (like mutual funds and shit, right?). I know there are a lot of female bank teller, but starting a bank sounds impossible.
>>10816379
What you call nit-picking I call discussion
No one else is butthurt, why are you?

>>10816139
>t. no idea how women work

>>10816418
Girls would ask me out in highschool, why wouldn't they ask me out if I was there boss? I mean, just imagine having a work wife that you fuck regularly who goes home to her cuck husband.

Just be a photographer.

>>10816435
I thought about doing this, most the girls Terry fucked were freaks, a few were deer in headlights semi-rapes. Seems overrated desu. I just want a 3d work waifu.

https://careers.workopolis.com/advice/its-official-women-dont-like-beautiful-women-science-says-so/
This article contradicts the other article I summarized. It says that female hiring managers will not hire women who are more attractive then them. And for some reason 93% of hiring managers in the study were women. Maybe there's a surplus of beautiful broads.

>>10816417
They definitely do. For example, taller men earn more.
I don't know what that articles methodology was but it's possible their criteria for attractive was shitty.

>>10816125
This guy knows.

Regardless of your business, if you build a reputation of a successful __________, women will want to fuck you. When measuring a man's reputation, women listen to other women; men's opinions don't count.

interns, with vibrating massage chairs... third world interns.

>>10816440
someone's been watching too much Blend S
just get to the point, move to nippon, open a foreign cafe

>>10816092
if your goal is sexing females then definitely a pimp
you can bang any of your whores any time
youll also make bank

>>10816470
I agree with you, but I think it is healthy men reach their genetic peak for height which changes the average. I think having great vitality due to a strong immune system (and the masculinization that the body would trigger due to the good immune system) are the bigger factors. Testosterone= male competition. An ugly high-test guy could be just as competitive and get just as good of results so the only difference would be whether the "beautiful" man would get special perks.

>>10816475
this applies mostly to conformist women who can't feel sexually aggressive unless they can blame it on the man internally as "oh well, he's a horn-dog, not me. i was just harmlessly flirting"
Regular women don't need an excuse to fuck.

>be me
>work at mcds
>regular wagecuck, mostly fry burger
>get to fuck 18-20 yo college sluts constantly
theres a catch though: i live in eastern european shithole, so majority of mcds workers are horny 18-20 yo college girls. from my visits to us and western europe i noticed most fast food employees are niggers and sheboons

>>10816532
yep, you're right about that.
On the plus side, a girl in America who is attractive would feel too good to work at McD's and get hit on by groids all day, so she'll be more likely to take a small business job that offers her a position.

>>10816515
>Regular women don't need an excuse to fuck
Wrong. They always need an excuse to fuck (unless they're extremely drunk). They fuck and then rationalize for several days. If they conclude that they made a mistake, they won't want to repeat it.

>>10816557
I don't think so, I think there are different types of women who each have different requirements
Prude- Courtship in public among peers to force male to not pump and dump
Slut- horny
Stacy- closet slut that needs the go-ahead
There are probably more types too

>>10816417
what you call butthurt i call advice
if you don't want to get laid that's your problem

>>10816595
>people gave you a million answers and you're here nitpicking the shit out of them
>truh is you can sleep with coworkers in any job, but being tedious will kill your chances in every setting unless you have god-tier looks
>fix the attitude, not the environment
Your brain never fully developed, anon. For you thinking is tedious. You think a 4chan thread's purpose is for an OP that everyone answers and then no one reads or if they do it is to quickly parse out the memes and laughs. You are a fucking idiot.

>>10816139

>Starts business out of the reason to get sex

>>10816634
>How much money to get this *insert picture of attractive girl
I am the brainier more evolved version of a /biz/raeli

>>10816478
This unironically

>>10816634
>man does any activity which isn't a hobby out of the reason to get sex

get it together you incel

>>10816609
you sound like a 20 years old who mistakes cynicism for intelligence
any retard can come up with a million reasons to disagree with something. that's not called discussion nor thinking
if you're unable to even see very basic logical points of anons on message boards, an environment with no identity and no pressure, how do you think you're going to handle the rollercoaster that is ANY woman?
but hey, double down on that ego, by next year you'll still be holding your dick complaining about "roasties" and their "impossibly high" standards

>>10816634
It's why the Catholic Church is a thing.

>>10816806
i never mentioned roasties or impossibly high standards, you misread. I thought of a business idea and then had a little fantasy about fucking an employee
You have brainlet tier reading comprehension and patience.

>>10816092
Anything to do with sales/cold calling. Once the girls hear ‘no’ a hundred times a day for a few days in a row, they’ll come crying to you keep their jobs and validate them. Thats when you get to be the old forgiving patriarch who gives them their first ‘yes’. Its more than just their fear of being fired, its the mental fuck game thats played out when a pretty girl who people have said yes too and gravitated towards her whole life, sundelnly is treated as a pest at best and pariah at worse. She’ll need insant comfort.

Your business wont be successful of course but i figured by your question you dont care about that.

>>10816847
Damn dude, that is genius. I feel like you would need the sales to be long distance, though. Otherwise males on the other end might flirt with her because of her pretty voice. I'm sure this works really well in India, though.

Not 1 of you faggots mentioned a strip club?

>>10816532
>be me
>go to poland
>all the girls working at mcdonalds are 9/10 blonde and brunette qts
>customers are all well behaved and civilised white people

best mcdonalds of my life 2bh

>>10816092
Wondered why noone of you mentioned a hostel so far. Ah yes, i forgot, you're all smelly basement dwellers with no idea of the sweet life while travelling the world and laying each night with a different qt. Target vacation hotspots, surf towns, backpacker destinations where all the horny 18-23 y.o. roasties go after finishing school or doing a gap year. Most of them wont stay longer than 3-4 weeks in a place anyway. And while you're in the hostel, all the guests are looking for some casual fun too while their cuck bf waits for them at home, if they even have one. So what better than fucking the charming guy from the hostel reception with his own apartment and not having to sleep in a crowded 8 bed dorm after getting drunk together in the community room?

>>10816092
Open a church

>>10817019
I know that this is accurate of Europe/Asia, but I don't think women do anything like this in America. Don't hostels sometimes have multiple people who don't know eachother in one room? Definitely nothing like that in America.
There is a guy named Daniel from youtube channel "hiding in my room" who did this exact thing.

>>10817058
Fucking nun's sounds hot, but i don't think this would work in practice. Maybe a protestant church would enable you to fuck qts, but you would have to be the pastor which would never work for me.
Religion is also fairly race based, I think Indian Yogis probably get laid pretty frequently (they are Yoga instructor's part time, right?), but you have to be brown.

>>10816903
yep, only problems i run into are "super-moms" who think that everyone finds her spoiled brats' outbursts cute, just like she does or someone too drunk to realize where the fuck they are and try to order a pizza.
living in a shithole sure has its benefits.

>>10816241
this... this isnt how women work anon

>>10817145
i am somewhat worried that women only want sex when ovulating so i would need a larger harem of employees
The idea is to only hire women you think do work like that.

>>10817063
Yeah that might actually be true. havent been to the Burgerland yet but a good friend of mine stayed in a hostel in Hollywood for 2 months. He had a blast there with the crew and the visitors but well, LA is not like the whole US i guess.

Gonna check out the yt guy

Do you guys think it would be worth it to wear a wedding band and pretend to have a wife and then flirt with your employee so they believe you cannot commit to them?

>>10817063
And yes, usually all the hostels i went so far have single or double rooms but the majority are dorms for 3-12 people. Every backpacker can recall some absurd dorm stories who has been around a bit, be it the fucking shitfaced broskis waking you up at 4am or people fucking in the bunk bed 1m above your head.

>>10816863
do you think a socially awkward, dense neet would survive at a strip club?

>>10816417
>Attractive men don't get the same kinds of boons as attractive women, though.
once you become 36-37-38 year old boomer, if you're a hot guy and take care of yourself, the game COMPLETELY turns around in terms of value in the sexual marketplace vs roasties

>>10816116
I worked at a family owned place where the manager would do this. Dude was a fat digusting scumbag. He was real touchy feely with the waitresses and would give them shifts based on how affectionate they were with him. All of them found him disgusting but they all gave him sugar because they needed to eat. It was disgustingto watch but I admired him for it.

>>10817852
does sugar mean sex?
sounds like you are saying they all fucked him, if so then restaurant is a damn fine business to go into

>>10817830
Lol the fuck is this cope

My orthodontist was on roids and cleaned himself up nice, wouldn’t call him attractive. Drove a Porsche and had lots of jewelry. He ONLY hired good looking women. His office was literally him and 9 beautiful 20 year old girls. Later on he beat his wife for trying to look at his text messages.

>>10816139
Then go to the gym

You have the ability to solve this aspect of your problem... why won’t you do it? Laziness? Stupidity?

>>10816494
>special perks
Like the ability to be less interesting and still get away with things

Just buy a boat instead. Bitches love boats. You won't believe how easy it is to fuck early 20 year old girls if you own a boat, it is like kryptonite. I regularly have two 20-24 year old girls fuck me on my boat. Granted I'm not like you and could have them without it, just makes it easier.

pic related is my boat style

>>10817990
I think women prefer social dominance to "beauty". Leo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber were really popular, but some part of that is what one anon said earlier where women want the man that the other women want. A model cheated on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber. I'm pretty sure Orlando would be considered more beautiful that Justin Bieber, but Bieber has more fans. Bitches are crazy.

>>10817160
You are dangerously autistic. You are the kind of cautionary tale of an employer so thirsty, naive, and stupid that he gets entrapped by some roastie employee into sending embarrassing and aggressive texts or emails and then sued for everything he’s got.

>>10818199
Autism= high information processing
If you had the finesse to pull it off you would be on my level, NGMI Mr.crab

>>10816151
Not in my town, I was 1 of 2 employees out of 35 that were male and we had only 4 nice looking ladies
They all got the normal shifts I got late night and the other dude got overnights full time

I think I just masturbated my fourth and final time today, I no longer care about the idea of fucking an employee. Thanks, anons.

>>10818312
Why can't autists process basic social interaction based information and rules of conduct.
>because it arbitrary, hurrr
So is every field of science. Axioms are arbitrary- on just settles on a ground floor when processing something.

>>10818812
>rules of conduct
more like guidelines of cucks

>>10816092
There is a clothing resell.

Plato's closet, style encore. All places staffed by 21 year old fuck toys .

>>10816092

Strip club.

/thread

>>10816417
>Attractive men don't get the same kinds of boons as attractive women, though.
wrong, as an attractive man i get all kinds of boons. women are more likely to flirt/make eye contact. i have a girlfriend and also a blowjob girl in multiple states. it also helps to be pretty charismatic so you can actually string sentences together without sounding handicapped but ive definitely noticed that being attractive is a boon. people are more likely to like you or be inclined to talk to you.

>>10819531
yeah, but i was talking about attractive (non-masculine) men are't much more likely to be hired/promoted than a non-attractive man. Male jobs are based more around skills.

>>10816092
Brothel

>>10816124
> nail salon

Oh, you cheeky devil!

>>10817160
>i am somewhat worried that women only want sex when ovulating so i would need a larger harem of employees
maybe before you worry so much about womens sex drives you should start off by talking to them about things not about sex. despite how you may feel about this, you might actually be able to use this question to sound charming as long as you phrase it right and just sound naive. if you're drinking you can make anything sound normal.

>i know this sounds completely crazy, but look, ive never had this explained to me or anything, and realistically i dont know too much about women... is your sex drive actually tied to your menstrual period?

that could actually make her laugh, and then you've gotten her talking about sex. but you're probably completely fucked anyways

>>10819576
typically yes but there is an amount that being attractive will help earn you jobs as well. the jobs are typically based around skill but entry level jobs are definitely more likely to be filled by attractive people if they have applied.

>>10819672
if a woman thinks you are autistic and you say:
>i know this sounds completely crazy, but look, ive never had this explained to me or anything, and realistically i dont know too much about women... is your sex drive actually tied to your menstrual period?
then yeah, I'm sure she'll laugh. at you.
but, she might like autists so you can fuck anyway.

reading my last post back, it sounds defensive. but, i meant it genuinely. just look at the streamer reckful, all the women who date him expect him to say autistic things so it's cool.

>>10816092
I don't think you could get away with it in the western world, my girlfriend quit so many jobs because her bosses would sexually harass her. Women want to feel safe in their work space, if they don't they quit. Or they play along and then sue you, enjoy paying them thousands of dollars to keep quiet.

>>10817160
You should literally just focus on making a lot of money. Then you can fuck a lot more women than just your office girls (they'll follow your money, whether you're paying them directly or not).