/biz/ - Business & Finance

that post wasnt even off topic >_> what the heckies

Biopharm bros ww@?

Let's go LPL AHHHHHH

SELL AMD
SELL IT GOYS
SELL IT ALL
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10795872
they don't like .22 bouncing around in their skulls

the FNGU dream

>>10795770
>we really do live close together :O
Wouldn’t that mean we’re in practically the same area code? Using the same wireless service? Are you actually me? Have I been leaping as a trap short seller with cancer for the past 8 months and not known it? This is freaking me out.

>>10795901
Do you make finguuu~~ noises every time it goes up a dollar?

>>10795872
APOLOGIZE

>>10795910
Its pronounced Fungoo

>>10795893
Top kek.

NO NO NO NO
SELL AMD
NOOOOOOOO

>>10795850
Redpill me on WeBull - Is it better than RobinHood?

Also, should someone new to investing even invest in the current bull run? It has to end soon. If I want to begin investing, should i just wait for the bear market to get in stocks and just do bonds till then?

>>10795959
Also, I'm reading Benjamin Graham's "The Intelligent Investor" and am wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative? How do you determine the value of a cryptocurrency so you know what price you're willing to pay for it?

Christ

>>10795959
Bullrun for another 6 years.
Bullrun forever when we go into SPESS
it's been speculated that stock markets would crash if we were to ever go into space because of cheap metal commodities and shit
I dare to speculate the opposite of this consensus

BULLS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED TODAY

Fuck off BILI

>>10795894
dont hate >.< .22 best she could get in Japan
its miracle she even managed for kill one person

>>10795915
NO RAGRETS

>>10795890
LPL, my man you have good taste. OLED Master race reporting in.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

AMAT moon mission when

>>10795999
Good
Fuck that commie Chink scam

>>10796017
which companies give out good dividends? I was looking at ford and att

>he fell for the crash bear meme

>>10795925
thats how i was pronouncing it too

>>10795959
>has charts
>multiple timeframes too
well it already looks leagues better than RH garbage

>wondering how is "investing" in Crypto not speculative?
it IS speculative
the only reason anyone has ever bought crypto, other than really early on NEETs whove all cashed out, was because they thought it was going up. and for a while it did, due to being "deflationary". but now the market sentiment has been crushed and its not going up. so less and less people are buying/holding it.

this will likely continue until we see liquidity problems and NEETs hanging themselves. at which point it will likely moon as the banks have all the money

>>10796018
Dunno but my calls are 2 months from expiring worthless if they don't get their shit together

What are Europeans actually using to trade? Anyone have experience with etoro?

>>10795910
cute ~ O.O

>>10795925
It's fungeeewwww m8

>>10796018
If AMAT hasn't mooned with the opening of the Samsung and TSMC gigafabs last 2 years, then it won't mood in the next few years.

>>10796023
SELL T
If you want dividends the telecom companies tend to be stable.

>>10795997
>VIX down 5.5%
>le bullz r done
this is gonna print ATH again whether you like it or not senpai

remember what bear told you yesterday. the next time you have a thought, inverse it. thus, you should buy rn

>>10795972
It is speculative, people are just too retarded to realize it. The bubble is going to pop eventually.

>>10796035
I use Easybourse

>>10796043
No, it's Fungoo. Like Gentoo. Except stocks.

One of you 400lb hackers quick find an AMD exploit fast!

>>10796081
Can't be done, Su to stronk

>tfw all those faggots told you to sell fnko and now it's at its highest
Fuck you lads

WOOF WOOF
Dogs better push harder

>>10796023
T is a good stock. I tend to stick to industry leaders and limit my exposer to REITs or MLPs. Here's my portfolio all producing dividends:

AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, T, V, VZ

Trying to get my average dividend rate to above 5 percent by I'm heavy on KO, and V, LOW and MSFT are too good to not to continue to contribute too. Time will be my fren tho

>>10796081
impossibru, Intel already tried that FUD and it didn't werk thanks to Mommy Su doing damage control
remember this pic?
actually, don't remember this pic
delid from memory goy

>>10796116
cabbage
patch
dolls
2.0
but you should really pay more attention to the dollar and VIX, it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposes

>>10796126
>>10796081
I hate saying so, but AMD deserves to ake money given how retarded Intel corporate culture and management are.

guys ive got a question

are dividends my fren?

Some well known DIVIDEND payers:

OIL:
RDS
BP
CVX
XOM
COP

REIT:
O
KIM

TELECOM:
T
VZ

bears keep dumping into the bid and can hardly gt a few cents on SPY
theres too many buyers up here now that we printed ATH yesterday

>>10796140
>attention to the dollar and VIX
>it's a brainlet method indicator for general pricing purposes
h-hey
t-thats my m-main indicator for s-short term pricing

>>10796159
I've heard something like that some where before.

>>10796159
Fren is old english for stranger.
So yes, dividends are your fren, just don't fucking buy into companies that aren't innovating.

secured?

Meme god Donald at it again!!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032247043992023040

>>10796166
Have you formed a long-term predictor yet? Have you gotten yourself a crystal ball yet?

WKHS may or may not announce that they got a huge contract with ups after hours today. I may or may not work for one of those. Stay safe!

>>10796175
>Fren is old english for stranger.
damn
thats crazy
since were all frens, but were all anon and no one actually knows each other

>>10795972
Can I meme myself to do value investing in pharmaceuticals? I have a very strong science background especially in physics, chemistry, and medicine

god damn it just let the fucking spy go down already

>>10796199
It's like pottery or something

>>10796140
Is that really the same thing? Funko is licensed to make collectibles from so many different franchises. It's got appeal to a wide variety of capeshit lovers.

>>10796190
working on it desu senpai
trying to make an oscillator that shows divergence from high yield markets and the indexes they track to look out for VIX spikes

and im fucking w this currency strength oscillator to judge dollar strength relative to all others

>>10796241
Just improve on the total penis index, make it longer

big buys blowing out the early shorts

sorry bears, but your thesis today of democracy collapsing from some political soap opera is running thin

I sense big news coming soon. Extradimensional info.

>>10796077
I appreciate the dubs and rare spurdo Anon, thank you

Why do equityfags delude themselves into thinking that regardless of when you invest you're likely to get a ~7% average annual return if you hold for 30 years?

>>10796268
Do a tarot reading. Get /x/ in here. If you want to summon an old chaos god though get /pol/ on it. kek

>>10796248
lol
but thats the idea for the divergence
but i wanna clean it up and have it just be an oscillator that shows divergence between the two

>>10796279
I've received a message before about the Hyksos. It's fine, no need for Tarots.

>>10796273
thats weird im up over 50% since january 1st

>>10796268
Trans-layer intel has been bogus for some time now. All the counterfactuals have been culled and we're the only layer still churning along. The rest is just echoes from the alignment event backpropagating from the future

Loving all the AMD shills.

>>10796273
people just look at the SPY and see that its up 7% on the year they dont understand trading

>>10796228
FNKO also just expanded into Pez

>>10796325
INTC moves too slowly to sell
so SELL AMD

>>10796018
> record level capex growth in semis
>AMAT tanks
money betting hard down cycle starts now

Yes, here we go bois

slip and slidin down

>>10796273
are you actually that fucking retarded?

>>10796350
Also some ranges of AMAT tools aren't that great in my experience. They got massive competition from japs.

xlf is sort of going up and food stocks down, is this a fed shitpost scare?
Im buying the food dip
SJM and more Kraft

>>10796273
do you understand basic math?

slow day

just waiting for a move on MU in the next 30 minutes

>>10796379
and they got chinked by the chinks after chinking it up a few years.

ATVI heading back to $80, ending the yr in triple digits.

whattup /r/wallstreetbets? You faggots still butthurt about crypto?

>>10796464
Whats the best US vgame stock?

im bored of buying QQQ every week what else should I get into

either some upcoming blue chippers or ETFs in industries that are ganna moon in the next couple decades

All the mcdonalds in my area serve McGriddles all day now
Long mcd with everything you got

My fucking sides. Yes tell me which international market is out perfoming? Not the EU, not china, not Russia, not even Japan. If they think the Africans will do better I don't even know what to say

>>10796397
>>10796364
?

>>10796476
Tasty!
>>10796464
Overwatch is a pretty good game with exceptional porn. 8/10

I start trading USDZAR in 6 days when by BTC finally gets here. This can only go well, right?

>>10796471
TTWO
ATVI
...
...
...
...
...EA

In that order

>>10796485
ill take that as a "yes, youre actually that retarded" then

>>10796492
Comfy, I promise you this
You will, without a doubt, lose all of your money on 1broker

>>10796492
ha
youre gonna get LIQ'd so fucking fast on 1broker lad

>>10796512
I only put in $50 dollars from birthday money
But I will prove you all wrong and /make it/ for sure

>>10796530
That 50 dollars is literally gone lol

>>10796476

god i fukcing love mcgriddles

ya'll weak if you lose your money on 1broker

I've been there about 3 months now up about 50% on deposits, just be patient and make intelligent trades

huge boost to retirement, working for 40+ years is a hilarious outdated meme for boomers, use leverage and be done by the time your 35 years old, tops

>>10796544
>dubs confirm
You will not be invited to my secret mountain retreat when I make it.

SELL AMD
SELL
SELL
SELL

>>10796573
Comfy cant even trade silver, 99% of traders fail, and he isnt liquid enough to use leverage successfully

>>10796577
Comfy, that 50 dollars is 10% of your networth, send it to your robincuck account

>>10796530
so let me get this str8
after deciding yesterday that you were swearing off options because of your inability to trade, you decided the very next day, "well, i should probably try trading FX on leverage". deciding to go long USDZAR when the dollar looks ready for a continued pullback and SAs market is actually getting some relief

>>10796573
>just be patient and make intelligent trades
comfy is literally incapable of doing either of these things senpai
the boy somehow managed to lose money shorting silver this past week
that moneys gone

>>10796606
I think you are way overestimating Comfy's bankroll

>>10796577
also dont follow anyone
Ive used 1broker 1.5 years and was top trader for multiple months, I know all the people, NEVER follow anyone

>if you add up all the money comfy has lost doing retarded gambles, he'd have a few thousand dollars by now

>>10796622
I'm not going to long USDZAR silly head, I'll follow the meme gods and do what they say
>>10796606
THIS IS NO LONGER UP FOR DISCUSSION, I WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT AGAIN FOR 30 DAYS WHEN I PRESENT MY GAINS TO YOU

>>10796499
Not an argument.

>>10796602
How do I sell if I don't own any

>>10796673
i dont argue w retards
lrn2trade fagget

>>10796662
>I'm not going to long USDZAR silly head
so wtf is your fucking plan then?

>>10796683
you can always borrow some from your friendly local stock broker

>>10795850

>LCI

it's such a piece of shit it didn't even bounce

>>10796710
nah bro, way undervalued buyout coming literally any day this is confirmed by world class research

>>10796687
I'd try to explain it to you, but my strategy is too high IQ for the average Anon. You'll just have to wait and see the results

>>10796651
>throw in an extra thousand if he had just bought the S&P instead

>>10796710
itll be down around 2 in no time at this rate
literally no one wants shitstock biopharms and their "pipelines" just went up in smoke. w no hope of recovery

>>10796727
i can already see them
0

>>10796687
>>10796727
It probably involves some kind of pattern buying high and selling low.

>>10796662
Loaning somebody like Eternal Bear or Bagholder 50 dollars in return for profit split + interest on loan would be a better investment at this point.

>>10796727
What the fuck happened to your robintrack plan? What the fuck happened to your index fund plan? You're incapable of sticking to a strategy for longer than a couple days, much less weeks.

>>10796683
How do you not know how to short a stock the old fashioned way.

>>10796753
and loaning to Bog5Guy ???

>>10796754
seriously the robintrack plan had autistic promise why did you give up comfy

>>10796754
>What the fuck happened to your robintrack plan?
it didnt have enough data to even be useful
>What the fuck happened to your index fund plan?
ha
>You're incapable of sticking to a strategy for longer than a couple days, much less weeks.
correct

this dipshit you guys are all roasting on

why doesnt he just buy QQQ, SPY, and be done with it? How will he ever make it if hes trying new plans every fucking week? lmfao

>>10795872
Maybe you should take a hint and get your stupid namefag shitposting out of here

>>10796769
I'm new and a retard and using robinhood

>>10796792
no it didnt
it failed to account for how much stock each RH user has (which can range from 1share to 1gorillion shares), and it also completely failed to account for institutional holdings.

also, by the end there, he wasnt even reading the charts correctly anymore, choosing to go short after the price had been rising and when RH was dumping

imao comfy roasted

>>10796828
again, it had AUTISTIC promise. It was the only play he did as far as I know that was a '''strategy''' play that he won on. As much as it was very likely luck, it worked for him.

>>10796780
You have to play it safe if you're loaning to him. Loan only 3.50 + compounding interest with an agreement to seize assets upon margin call.

>>10796831
he needs this
or its literally ogre

someone had to say something

>>10796831
He can cry about it on his podca.... Oh wait....

9 minutes to fomc

>mom washed my new t shirts on hot and dried max and shrunk them all
>BILI down 6.75% and consolidating
>portfolio down 3%

It was supposed to be a fucking GREEN day why did I buy into this retarded chink youtube when their app has been undownloadable due to censors for the past month and earnings is on Monday and it will probably crash even further due to shit growth

>>10796792
>>10796754
My goal is to get a more stable portfolio before keeping the robintrack thing. I'm still monitoring it, but just without putting money in. I'll do it again in a couple months
>>10796831
REEEEE I'M GOING TO MAKE IT JUST GIVE ME TIME I'M STILL LEARNING
However I do appericate your constructive criticism, it helps me improve and I will do better in the future <3 it unironically helps

NOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT THAT TESLA

>>10796867
stay away from BILI its only been shilled here by a chinese ad agency by literal paid chinks

>>10796858
its just the minutes coming out today, right?
i thought the meeting wasnt till the end of august?

can you get a physical copy of a share you own in a company anymore? Like if i want to frame my first QQQ purchase or MSFT purchase or whatever, can i do that through RObinhood?

>>10796903
yeah, but I feel like food stocks are dipping because of this nothingness

>>10796882
this
>muh netflix of china
>muh youtube of chna
>muh amazon of china
no
if you fall for it, you reap what you sow

>>10796922
dont worry senpai this is definitely one of those cases where we just moon irrationally at 2

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

this one of the most important links available and its not in the OP

please we should fix this next thread

EURUSD spiking

dollar falling
what did the minutes say

obviously something about no rate raise?

>>10796922
see?

>>10796938
also
this

I should make more Trading Places webms.
>that AMD red candle
SELL

>>10796868
Might I suggest my new portfolio for dumb friends I've been playing with? 20% allotment to each.

IJR
IWM
QQQ
VOOG
TLT or VEA

>>10796967

zerohedge is just the best

how are they so fast every time

>>10796967
no
dollar is falling cuz our markets are getting pumped senpai

>>10796982
well shit; they hit the nail on the head didn't they

Soon™

>>10796982
Is uncle Powell refusing to give in to Trump-kun's monetary tantrums ?!?

Bring in the Bull

>>10796979
A buy-and-forget portfolio for newfrens?

>>10796968
all food stocks recovering kek

>dovish fed

wew, see you at 3500 year end

metals spiking up a little as well

>>10797012
uncle powel is going to raise the rate to 11%.

>tfw orange day

HAHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE PLUNGE
AMD GONNA DIP
>green candle
OH SHIT NO NO NO

>>10797043
Based Volker-sensei

>>10797055
Die stupid AMD, go down to $20

>>10797023
Yes, mostly because I'm tired of coworkers asking dumb questions, really you can replace tlt with whatever you want that is "muh hedge" and I think VOOG has value over voo or spy.

>>10797086
>somebody proceeds to make this portfolio
>in typical /smg/ fashion, it's 5 shares each
pls don't do this

OUch, than dump just now

>Dow down
>Chadaq up
Finally the world is back to making sense.

>>10797170
There's nothing wrong with that. Especially if your on robinhood where you have zero commissions. It's never too early to start.

It's not too late to get in on NLST, you guys.

red robin is ((their)) favorite restaurant

>>10797231
>NLST
>the goys who sued Diablo Tech and Sandisk and lost
yeah, nah
what do you know that isn't news yet aside from that hybriDIMM that isn't even in production

>>10797231
I bought 100 cheeky shares

dont ever talk about me or me taking profits at the top again
me only ragret am not having margin account yet so can only do 1 round trip trade daily

craaaaap
fucking dow

>mfw uncle Powell is to the markets that middle-aged male relative that shows up occasionally at your house, who never says much but that your learn later he has been giving you lavish presents whenever you have been a good boy

>>10797220
Actually at this moment you could do 5 shares of each for roughly $3,588.80 not bad at all for investors first portfolio.

>>10797258
>100 shares at .14
that you big boi

stop selling your DIA shares

>>10797276
At least fingu! is doing p good

>>10797299
Isn't it better to wait for the daily dip before going in.
>AMD green candles
STOP BUYING

>>10797324
Regarding the Holdmore hold forever portfolio? Buying the daily dip wouldn't really matter as the intent would be hey you can't trade or invest just do this, it's like the three fund but less shit. But yeah it's always better to buy a dip than near a high. I mean Comfy would have to wait til the market went into a recession to be able to buy 5 shares of each.

>>10797275
wtf are you blathering on about?
this shit is gonna soar at 3 m8
you missed the fuck out

>>10797275
Baka Dumbpads

>not capitalizing on EMHTF since weed's about to be legalized soon

>>10797357
So how has that portfolio performed so far? When did you open it?

Who's gambling on LCI earnings tonight?

>>10797392
>poo in loo CEO
nope, nope, nope noepnoepenopenoep

>>10797411
too soon, ER in 6 days

well bears, i hope you took that dip
get ready for a huge, absolutely brutal squeeze courtesy of all large banks, including the US treasury

>Housing market is down
I can't wait for the terrible Q3 reports that are going to fall down on everyone.

>>10797414
Like most big tech companies. Your loss. This shit will rise like crazy until early next year

>>10797428
Nah
Time leave forgin investors taking refuge in America markets holding bags for 3 months

>>10797462
read the minutes you tard

>>10797428
oh boy time for frozen concentrated orange juice
>>10797456
I'm not buying more of their stock than what I already have m8
literally only 350 to meme it

>>10797462
You think youre hot shit now cause you got a 25k account
Ill show you what real power looks like

>>10797462
more rate hikes are expected
EMs will get crushed
everything on US end looks good af

>>10797397
I haven't opened it, but I've been tracking it since start of year. Year to date you would see 22.98% returns. The hedge really brings down performance. If you have no hedge and go into the first four postions you would have a 29.05% year to date return. Remember this is a portfolio for people who can't trade, so I think that's pretty good.

>>10797483
"Soon"
what makes you think it'll happen at 3PM

>>10797479
>>10797483
;_;

>>10797231
$NLST thank you in advance for my private island

>>10797489
Not bad for a newfrens portfolio.
Pitch it to newfrens when they come then.

>>10797489
Sorry wrong wording, 365 trading days, not year to date. Multitasking at work will do that to you.

>>10797498
why the fuck else is everyone FOMOing back into our currency rn? to buy US stock senpai. watch this dollar spike go down as everyone and their mother internationally buys the fucking indexes. were gonna be the only cunt left standing in a few ore hikes

>>10797252
I just want all of you to get rich and be happy.

FUCK BLUMPH!!!

so
Time to short treasuries again right?

>>10797523
Also in the same time frame SPY/VOO would have gotten you about 19.70ish.

>>10797569
fucking retard

>>10797576
yea prolly

>>10797576
You're god damn right!

>>10797576
still, i could definitely see some of this foreign money flowing into bonds desu
tread lightly
but theres definitely an entry here imo
im sitting it out until trend is confirmed

errybody should take 50 dollars as seed money and compare profits with Comfy in 30 days for a good laugh

uh oh bears
whos that buying 10000 share lots on the SPY?

>>10797563
Big insider trades were filed today. I believe you

Power hour
Lets get a maximum pump

WEED

can the geniuses in here tell me whats going to happen with HMNY? Still hodling

>>10797622
All you have to do is not lose 50 dollars. I put my 50 in ctl, hclp, NOK. Then with like the last three dollars I buy an F put. Though this already isn't fair as he's using Bitcoin which has dropped 4.6% in the last 24 hours so really it would have to be like 48 dollars, or really less as I don't know when he bought it.

>>10797713
Amazon buyout any day now

>>10797713
Turn to Chapter 11 in the book of HMNY.

I dont understand why all the news stations are saying this is a record bull market when its not even close to the 50s
they are ignoring so much and just lying

>>10797713
goes to 0 where it belongs

>>10797713
T buyout tomorrow

>>10797737
the news is a joke and mostly fake luckily for us we live in a time when we don't need those retarded gatekeepers of info

>>10797737
Because it technically is a record bull but also isn't as the definition of when a bear stops and a bull starts is nebulous and also rounding. Aka is the 19.9% dip a correction or a recession.

FNGU-SAN

>>10797713
Why are you still holding that garbage? You should've sold at 0.07 a week ago when faggots FOMOed in. You're better off gambling with NLST at this point. Cut your losses and baghold NLST for me, goy.

why the fuck anyone would go short on a minutes like this is beyond me senpaitachi. i mean, i like playing opposition, but this is just retarded

>>10797762
2014 - 2015 was a severe correction for all markets so I count that as the new beginning, and accounting for 2000 and 2008 major crashes... the bullrun is much of anything compared to the past 100 years 2 golden bulls

>>10797753
>luckily for us we live in a time when we don't need those retarded gatekeepers of info
fucking this

>>10797672
yes bruddas

channel the energy of the golden bull

>>10797819
Do you have a golden bear image?

The last major crash was just then, you missed it, giddyap on the golden bull baby.

>>10797826

>>10797829
>>10797819
Roof roof

>>10797793
Right but that's a correction not a recession hence technicalities. Personally I agree with you, except that with the caveat that the bull can only begin 3 days after it has fully recovered from the dip. Which puts the longest bull run somewhere in 2023 I think? Don't quote me on that.

>>10797762
The definition of recession involves GDP growth and is pretty clearly defined.
There hasn't been a recession since 2008

VIX keeps approaching 12 but doesn't go below it

for people with real portfolios not all the memeing people who lose all their cash:

How do you buy your ETFs and blue chips? Theres no real difference long term between buying a share of QQQ weekly or 4 monthly or anything similar right? All the gains and loses should average out over time?

>>10797880
And yet that's not related to a single thing I just said. Learn to read. But yes if you go off of GDP and not the stock market and ignore the whole bear and bull trends then yes we've been in a period of growth since 2008

>>10797848
check out these "recessions" though
this is a bullrun with minor corrections for over 25 years

>>10797880
That's the standard definition, but what occured bewteen 130pm yesterday and the open this morning was a mini-micro-depression, it's all over though, golden bull is back.

>>10797909
i literally dont understand how the VIX is this low w everything going wild like this
bears have literally nothing rn

>>10797931
>wild

bruh shit ain't moving

boring day

>>10797681
this but unironically, holy shit

>>10797925
Thank you for making my point for me.

>>10797946
I just wanted to show the cool chart

The news cycles are so short these days, I can't even remember why we were crashing in the first place. Bots are scheduled to push us to new all time highs tomorrow, unless of course you're buying FXI. Everybody knows China is about to get fucked

>>10797944
I hope you bought/sold during the highs and dips

>>10797938
all this buying and selling spiking all of a sudden on the minutes being released should increase the volatility senpai
dont be retarded

>>10797963
>tfw you take the correct amount of drugs
im glad you came to your senses

>>10797957
It is a good chart.

FNGU moon mission to 70 has begun

memelogic says LCI bottom will unironically be
5 whole dollars
not 5 and a half, not 5 and a quarter, not even 5 and a penny
5 greens solid

>>10797713
>>10797777
This is good advice. Time to bite the cock and sell all your HMNY. Put what's left and a few hundred bucks into NLST.

I'm getting the urge to go all in on some retarded microcap ER play.
I mean, what's the worst than can happen?

>>10797973
what? Prices are generally sideways today, trading in a tight range.

>>10797985
I haven't had a drink since Monday.

>>10798038
They report they are going bankrupt, shares shoot to zero dollars after hours. SEC does something werid, you lose everything, end up homeless and then the Mexican cartel kidnaps you off the streets and sells your organs on the black market to some chick who made all his money from fraud and has serious organ damange from syenthic fentonyal.

>>10798034
>put a few hundred bucks into a company that is going to be delisted on the NASDAQ
top kek

Post stocks only you own

>GALT

I also convinced one other anon to buy it, so as a reminder to him, upcoming catalysts are cancer data and phase 3 GR-MD-02 trials in NASH patients without varices
No definitive dates yet, but management says they're coming

>>10798041
dude watch order flow/market depth
it is not normal that we have people buying 10k lots on SPY at 2PM

>>10798047
that explains it

>>10798038
you lose everything you invested?

When Netflix buys HMNY all my socks become Netflix right?

>>10798066
I live in my mother's basement and the only minorities around are Ukrainians.
I'm going to be fine.
Immunomedics, here I come!

>>10798070
AMD
Even though I keep yelling SELL, I always buy it back at the dip after selling high
why buy it? because AMADA A CUTE
CUTE
for the more financially inclined, only buy AMD when it dips hard, because it has no serious competition from Intel until 2020
>>10798103
not how it werks m8

>>10798103
Yes all of the socks and some of your shoes become property if Netflix so you will lose your sole.

>>10797922
I buy mostly dividend aristocrats with some high yeild monthly payers mixed in

Is there any sort of calculator/simulator for anything besides a perfect rate of return annually?
Like i want to know what happens if i save $500 monthly at 8% annually for a decade, or if i save the same $500 monthly but we have 3 years of bear market then 7 years of bull.

Surely this exists right?

>>10795850
i have a put on nvda saying it will be at or below 259.45 by friday at close.... am i a fucking idiot?

>>10798069
Like you said, he's better off gambling on NLST than holding HMNY down to 0.

>>10798114
Yes, AMD is going to go great over the near long term. But for the right here and now it has no business above $20 imo

>>10798113
Oh yeah, you good then. Fuck it up.

>>10798070
Only I own? Probably WEC

>>10798139
Probably, I'm long AMD but even I acknowledge that nvida would basically have to set people's computers on fire to see any real negative price movement.

So this is the power of the bears fake impeachment fantasies?

quite sad desu

>>10798139
No, not an idiot, about 50% of their profits flow from China so if this week starts trade war fires burning you should be good

>>10798137
Called a pen and paper young man.

These damn kids cant do anything without a computer.

>>10798137
some friendly merchant dropped off an excel file yesterday or the day before, just go back through the archives. I'm too lazy to do it.

>>10798183
that sounds fucking awful, we invented computers for a reason, its faster

doyou still like your horse and buggy? lmao

>>10798148
Since I've been shitting on NLST, here's some good things about it:
It's a Samsung partner.
It's got a shiny new VP of Sales from companies like Qualcomm, Cypress, and Intel.
Revenue is higher than debt.
It's got some gook as the CEO. Everybody loves gooks.

>>10798161
It's probably going to crash hard if we get another Turkey style roast between now and October earnings, so there's that. By rights it should be $18.

>>10798166
Not even setting computers on fire would affect Nvidia stock much. Did you forget the EVGA burns?

I guess wall street didnt get the memo we were hitting all time highs today
Someone send a telegram

>>10798137
you mean a compounding interest calculator?

>>10798232
yes those are trivial to find thats not a problem man

but im saying i want to know what happens if we go bear the next 2 years and i accumulate, then 8 years of bull

versus just 10 straight years of bull

>>10798232
you mean high school calculus?

ya know i was gonna hedge overnight on my SPY calls, but honestly, fuck it. i got time, and no problems w theta. let it ride

>>10798245
>tfw I don't know calculus
this is why i became an attorney

>>10798270
now THATS golden bull

>>10798245
>never took calculus
>got a D in algebra 2

>>10798241
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eA8n8JI-o44jxFCIHk-TbGdGuMzYoux2SQLMbaYvsmM/edit#gid=857558822

>>10798282
well i mean i got a VIX call for 3months out too, but then i also have VXX puts, so i guess that doesnt count as a hedge anymore

>>10798227
I'm thinking like actual full blown can't be put out fuck your house fires. You know like those black computers that made out of an accelerant I can't remember which company it was.

>>10798241
How can you calculate "bulls" and "bears"? Options guys can take in loads of cash in a bear market, how do you know what your return will be? Set up a simple spreadsheet and assign APY, it isn't hard

>FED minutes
>"no fuck you Mr President we aren't pulling a Maduro so your records can look good

>>10798241
Quit being lazy and learn to use Excel

>>10798323
bretty much
EMs to sink indefinitely

>>10798314
I also hedge my hedges, just to be safe

>>10798351
Not very good for industry and agriculture neither, but they already got tax cuts this year so it's ok

anyone else continually put money into the stock market on a monthly basis regardless of how it does while still trying to find the best value? or am i retarded for doing this?

>>10797922
buying it all up front is a higher reward/higher risk move than averaging in over a period of time, for what should be obvious reasons

>>10798391
thats what you supposed to do

>>10798391
>or am i retarded for doing this?
you'd be retarded for not doing so.

>>10798391
you should be putting money into your account every month and adjust your portfolio a couple times a year to meet your allocation targets

>>10798070

I bought 10 shares of F for shits and giggles

>>10798391
That is called dollar cost averaging
You are statistically better off than 90% of the """investors""" here

What are your holdings senpai ?

>>10798355
i just know the VIX futures curve is gonna be in DEEP contango after this, and i cant help myself from taking advantage of it
VXX is gonna sink like a stone as expiry approaches

>>10798378
yup
plus im bretty sure the FED is propping up agcom prices too desu (see pic). i guess it could be anyone tho

>>10798409
by 'up front' do you mean buying quarterly vs monthly, or monthly vs weekly? Doing the math and it seems like weekly really sucks, paying a $6 commission every week and not letting that shit compound over 2 decades is thousands of dollars

Brokerages are such a fucking scam what the fuck do they even do thats worth $5.95 when I buy 1 share of QQQ

>>10798391
yeah, otherwise like 99% of people you panic sell low and retard buy high

>>10798336
>using proprietary software
did you know wall street runs on gnu/linux? of course no one is ever going to see it since it is proprietary linux software, which is an oxymoron, but I have no fucking idea what I'm trying to say, so I'll just say that
>yfw freedum software is running your trades rn

this week is turning into a breakeven week, which is better than what the start of the week is.

>>10798432
Due to the heat this year, the wheat reaping season (don't know the actual word in english) will be shit in most of the world this year apparently.
Wine is going to be pretty good tho.

>NLST drops post market
top zozzle

WTF TLT YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG FUCKING WAY!!!! THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS THE OTHER WAY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE

CHILIES

>>10798336
been thinking about writing a book on using Excel tbqh. not the formulas and functionality that's been done 100 times over, but rather when / why / what to use, automation, vba snippets, etc. been using Excel for 15 years constantly, it's the tits.

>>10798464
And thus TLT is about to start pulling bits weight in the HoldForver theoretical portfolio.

>>10798420
- American Funds Mutual Fund Portfolio with automatic transfer monthly
- American Funds Roth IRA with automatic transfer monthly
- High Yield Savings Account that has automatic transfer monthly
- Dividend Portfolio that I automatically transfer money into and also add money when I get monthly bonuses

My Divs Porftolio = AAPL, DOC, GE, IBM, IP, IRM, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MSFT, NOK, O, PFE, PG, PSX, T, V, VZ

if you can't tell, I'm a mid 30s boomer

new bread >>10798495
>>10798495
>>10798495
>>10798495
>>10798495
bread >>10798495
>>10798495
>>10798495

DING DING DING DING DING

No gains today. Mostly opening a couple new positions.

kind of a mixed bag on the bell desu

>>10798489
also a work 401K that I put in 5% of my income and my work matches 3%

>>10798440
ffs, use open office if it makes you happy. I do. My point is that you can do these calculations yourself in less time than you have wasted here looking for someone else's spreadsheet.

>>10798481
That's a good idea.
Two days ago some faggot here on /biz/ was bragging about using python scripts to do basic maths on smal sheets of data.

>>10798489
american funds don't have the lowest fees, could save a few bucks with vanguard or schwab

>EXEL calls jump 20% 5 minutes before the bell
What does it mean? The price didn't move enough for it to be justified.

>>10798532
schwab also has access to free comissions on a LOT of ETFs that i had no fucking clue about desu

i wish theyd made it more apparent when i started

>>10798534

>>10798534
Possible IV adjustment?

>>10798534
>trading options without understanding delta

>>10798647
Well most people don't know anything about the derivative products they trade, so this is hardly surprising. They just bought them like lottery tickets in hopes of hefty rewards for small investments.

>>10796159
daily reminder that dividends are our friends

>>10795925
I like fangu

>>10795959
I fucking hate the word redpill. Every time I see it all I can think of is pic related. The new based and repilled meme is also atrocious.

>>10795872
you name fags ruin this place, if you want a name to to reddit