/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10771068
>>10771068
>>10771068

I vote this as the real thread

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

What the public wants it get

last for this thread is fake and gay.

What are we /sip/ping tonight lads?

>>10771178
>>10771129
The market will decide (we lost pack it up)

>>107716
Wha! Me never hear any one complain about this b4 @_@
N-no way

Penis size / girth and picture right now

>>10771187
No you humongous weak-handed degenerate, show them the post ratio hockey stick chart.

>>10771092
HOW TO REALLY PLAY THE REBOUND IN THE STOCK MARKET

Bold move, over exposure. You ready?
Short VXX which tracks the VIX.
Buy XIV which is inverse to the VIX.
Buy SPXL which is a 3x levered SP500 ETF
Short SPXS which is a 3x levered short SP500 ETF
If this isnt just a correction were screwed, if not, then congrats.

>>10771198
Listen you nerd!!!! I'm trying to give the shorts false confidence don't blow my cover.

>>10771185

>>10771187
ill stand here in solitude

>>10771197
im not sending you dick pics you harlot

>>10771200
lol
>Buy XIV
anon i...

Futures tanking right after the bell, days gains about to poof.

>>10771200
>buy XIV
This isn't healthy, anon.
It's time to move on.

>>10771229
Kneepad is asking for dick pics and you're turning her down?! Many would pay for this opportunity.

If the funding is secured this will be an insane week. Why did Tesla rally today?

>>10771200
>Buy XIV
Hello there time traveler from 2017! A word of advice, if you get back to your home timeline, sell everything on February 1st. Also don't bet on fucking Croatia in the world cup, I don't know what I was thinking there

>>10771137

>>10771197
post email throwaway and everyone will send you em nigba

>>10771265

buyout. I bought 1 share today at $299, looking forward to my $131.

Never doubt the Musk

>>10771272
>jungian psychoanalysis

lol

threadly reminder, manafort is going to be convicted this week and the market's going to react bigly.

>>10771255
because im not a thirsty betafaggot
thats why dick pics are requested of me, and not you
this does nothing to change my decision however
i will not be sending dick pics to rkg

IGC

>>10771296
why? Manafort is just a headliner. He is not material to the admin.

are we expecting anything from EBAY? It's attractive at this price.

>>10771284
What makes you think so? Lower buyout price of $400 or something?

>>10771296
>manafort is going to be convicted this week
convicted of what exactly?

>>10771322
they're going to try to impeach your president

>>10771298
Not sending a trap dick pics is the most beta thing a man can do. Now you have the kneepad hex, enjoy never getting laid again.

RTI looks bullish but not convincingly so. Could dump tomorrow with the rest. Or not. I pulled 35% of my position right before close for 9% profit.

TBP also still bullish but flirting with overbought RSI. Today may have been a double top on the recent run up. We'll see tomorrow. I have only 12000 warrants left to sell (cost average 22cents, currently trading 41 cents).

>>10771335
Meh, will just win mid terms for R and go nowhere.

daily reminder that Bears lost again

>>10771296
was he gonna buy out Tesla or something?

the market has reacted to none of the Trump "investigation" news, unless you count NYT doing a run from $12 to $26 as they sold this kayfabe.

what's the poorman's bloomberg terminal?

>>10771353

cell phone.

>>10771353
Yahoo finance RSS

>>10771353
tradingview and finviz and options profit calculator

>>10771323
ETSY is the better but desu

>>10771349
>shorts tech on the day
>its down
s-so this is w-what losing f-feels like?

>>10771373
honestly this desu

Did anyone else have some comfy lil gains today? Not much news out, just a nice lil green bump.

>>10771398
Had a comfy little bump into my ATH

>>10771398
Made a comfy 2% off my boomer stocks today. No panic for me.

>>10771395
>0.0
so you captured a 0.12%

>>10771373
>>10771374
thanks!

>>10771398
‘‘Twas a good day today. Prepping my ass for Her Trump tweets, good or bad.

>>10771092
Hello goyim. here's a useful sim for you.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eA8n8JI-o44jxFCIHk-TbGdGuMzYoux2SQLMbaYvsmM/edit#gid=857558822

Simulation of Israel / Ireland / US ETFs (Version 2)

- Compares ETF Israel \ ETF American \ European ETF accrual \ European ETF department \ fifth option

- Uses the exact same formulas for all scenarios, so there is much less room for error

- Each option has the same parameters that can be played with them, plus there are global parameters that affect the whole simulation

- Contains a fifth option that allows you to play with its parameters without touching the 4 main ones

- Supports the deposit of new funds up to X years

, And the withdrawal of funds after Y years - supports fairly well in the calculation of real taxation (even after deposits and withdrawals)

* - also takes into account the taxation of countries of origin in each of the options (based on the data from the map)

- Like the previous version, supports various fees, the cost of life insurance, reinvestment of excess dividends, and more.

* The calculation is not 100% accurate, but is close enough. Exact calculation should simulate FIFO-based taxation whereas I assume tax based price-controlled buying.

As usual for playing with the parameters, you need to make a personal copy of the document because it is read-only.

Enjoy!

>>10771398
Made some plays to try and recover from last week's Tesla losses. Still way behind

>>10771398
Had a good day, much better than being red desu senpai
Also r8 my portfoli plox

>>10771398
Bought some MU halfway through the day. Was pretty wholesome 7/10 would buy again.

>>10771447
That sure doesn't look like a boomer index fund to me! It isn't even Wednesday, what were you supposed to do again?

>>10771398
made $262 doing absolutely nothing (albeit all unrealized)

>>10771229
>>10771280
>; k
Me want see penis me want see penis!

>>10771398
Messed up me entry bad and accidentally broke sells into 3 trades so turned what should been ez $200 day into $40 day -_-

https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/south-africa-begins-seizing-whiteowned-farms/news-story/8937f899bd3f131bfc4ffb648ea5c53b

I hope y’all niggas loaded up on EZA puts

>>10771447
with one of use long tlt and the other short tlt, somebody is bound to get just'd.

>>10771428
That's uber cool my jew! I'm going to download the heck out of this
>>10771461
>everyone had a good day
>except certain tripfags
:D
>>10771469
T-this doesn't count because I'm going to buy back in with these gains!!

>>10771447
Why so much NOK comfy?

>>10771200
This plan an NERTHERN EXPOSURE
Turn the SPXS shorts into SPXS calls and take out VXX and maybe you thinking like heggie instead Kaiji

desu I would be willing to pay for robinhood gold if it gave me better charts

>>10771414
lol thats rich coming from mr "muh comfy +0.03 day"

besides, the plan is to short tech for the whole week
then long IWM/DIA to hedge (ill be taking this tomorrow, especially if theres a dip)
prolly time for a couple VIX calls too, but i didnt see any premiums that looked attractive
covered my vol shorts today

>>10771477
im not that easy

>>10771478
thats about as good a sell signal as any
shorting them tomorrow
dont be surprised if their market reacts positively tho
that shit is manipulated as any commie govt market
the difference here is that its literally falling apart, and no one can even make it up to look good

>>10771477
have they fired you yet?

I used to own stocks.. I sold some weed stocks at a loss to get into crypto, at which im now at a loss on. Should I sell at a loss to FOMO back in?

>>10771506
>pays a dividend
>muh 5G meme
>growth potential
>my first phone was a brick nokia
>my dad's favorite company
I-i'm not an emotionally driven investor!

>>10771519
>short tech all week
Teh Profit you fool
Dont say I didnt warn you, youll come crawling back to the bull

>>10771428
hey thanks moishe, this looks bretty cool

>>10771538
sounds like index time

Alright desus, I'm allowing a vote on my next stock purchase (September 5, 2018). It'll be $1200 to $1500 and it will be all on one position:

XOM, MO, WFC or SBUX

Which and why?

>>10771538
the goy's are fomo'ing back in. It's time to leave.

My $400 CGC option isn't looking so stupid now. Thank you based w33d

>>10771538
sell at a loss to get out of crypto (garbage in general), and do actual research to find worthwhile stocks

if you're too lazy to do actual research, then take one anon's (my) advice and buy GALT asap

>>10771478
boy they bout to do it

>>10771551
im just kidding about selling my crypto, im just ganna hodl and accept the losses.

Thinking of getting back into weed stocks tho. Is HMMJ a good buy? I want to get into CGC, EMMBF, NMUS and the Acreage IPO when it comes out

dude
weed
lmao

Other decent stocks ive been eyeing are
AMD
NVIDIA
SPOT
Lockheed Martin

Thoughts?

>>10771546
Hehehe, things are starting to turn red
Is the market catching a bit of a cold??

>>10771600
most brainless thing Ive ever read, fuuuck man

>LCI

>>10771618
literally whats wrong

>>10771568
>XOM
not yet time to buy oil related stocks
go long natural gas for winter, buy at the dip
>MO
only buy if there's news they're going into weed
>WFC
the only safe choice
>SBUX
poor management and equally poor coffee

>>10771600
just hang out itt and wait for a trip poster named planes to give you his expert picks.

>>10771609
just taking a rest before the big Pump

>>10771546
not all week if its not necessary
but i will if i have to

i see the same movements in the high yields as the last time they crashed out for a week (which pulled us down and spiked VIX)
look at the bollinger band width on the weekly of HYG
theres almost no buyers up here

FED shitpost is coming up again, which will likely yield further interest risk, but i think theres something else that is causing them to diverge again. i think it has something to do w why all the FAANG memes (who all have some pretty junky debt) are bottomed out on their ranges rn

>youll come crawling back to the bull
i mean im gonna do both
my new main meme is to bet inverse on two different indexes depending on which i see outperforming/lagging. so far its been bretty cool

>>10771609
so are you gonna twist the knife and do a big5/LCI roundup?
you know that will summon him

>>10771600
I think you're crazy to buy in right now. Canopy is about to set a new ATH. 1-2 days max before 20%+ retrace.

>>10771600
>AMD
Buy at 19.00 or lower when dip
>NVIDIA
Get memed into their marketing and watch their stocks fly
>SPOT
Garbage
>Lockheed Martin
No space force, no buy

>>10771637
>Im just gonna hodl crypto
>Should I buy weed stocks
>Should I buy lockheed martin and amd?

I dont know how much longer I can handle seeing this question
Please, leave my sight forever

Is there any enterprise software stock that isn't horribly overpriced out there?

>>10771690
Just buy cheap semis, hopefully when Trump and China beef harder.

>>10771540
>not buying based TMUS

>LCI
>-60.37%

>>10771519
>talk about penises bashing into cervixes and not dick pics
;_; cruel

>>10771533
Kek no way me made 1k on Friday and Hillary says me have "magic tounge"

>>10771659
I bought a NBO again today
it is curving up

>>10771707
Will big5 literally ever be able to show his face here again?

>Big5Guy called LCI his baby

>>10771732
>>10771733
He had a mini meltdown a few hours after open then switched all his rage to his stockwits
He gone forever

>>10771698
Already got some MU, I'm just looking to shift most of my EU-hosted ETF portfolio into US-traded stocks and am buying shit across sectors.

>>10771659
>>10771707
>>10771732
>>10771733
Even the people on Stock Twats are laying into him for being retarded.
Pic related
https://stocktwits.com/TraderSoup

>>10771398
Little bump from a lot of the boomer stocks, not so much on the speculation.
Have now lost $100 on my 100 block of GE. Gearing up for further losses.
Lost $3 on the 10 shares of Ford I bought for shits and giggles.

>>10771546
forgot pic

high yields rarely go for a "bullrun", unless they just crashed
so when i see BBW get this low, and the assets STILL arent moving up, i have to assume it has something to do w the fact that no one is fucking trading them

>NBO
i sold off all mine a few weeks ago
ill wait for pow pow to pop up the yields some more desu

>>10771718
ive been called many things

>>10771756
desu, a few more days of blood and im prolly buying some for call writing

>>10771779
HYG and EEM will crash first

>>10771756
also, i meant big5/LCI roundup in terms of a snarky podcast directed almost totally at him

FUCK YOU CVSI WHAT THE FUCK. At least all my other stocks did good

>>10771793
dasitmane

tho it looks like tech wont be far behind

>>10771779
Honestly not a bad idea.
>big 5 tells us to buy LCI
>no one does
>it crashes
>he loses everything
>we buy the bottom and make sweet gains
Pottery
>>10771795
Nah not this time, giving him attention on the podcast would only continually inflate his ego, it's what he would want. He will fade into obscurity with this loss

>LCI could have grown up to be a beautiful stock

F

guys i think big5guy is kill

f

>>10771779
heres a more zoomed in pic
i challenge anyone to try and tell me that this looks like a healthy chart just itching for a breakout.

it looks like its about to fall into the center of the earth

>>10771779
this type of macro trends will screw you up in the trades, even if you think it worked the past months

The switch has been set for SPX all time high, and so, tech will reach all time highs as well, this is set in stone

>>10771853
well comfy is currently long tlt, so I would assume bonds are in for something big.

The guy who accidentally got LCII is still doing good :)

I'm in the NVDA Sept 255 calls at 7.10 I think it's around 5.10 right now busting my balls I need some fireworks tomorrow

>>10771860
Don't say things like that

>>10771868
ahhhhahahahaha

Is FAANG fucked, or will it have another surge?

The madman in me wants to throw in some FB calls but the sane man in me knows it's probably a horrible idea.

>Planes/Big5 shilling LCI
>goes down 60.37%

holy lord that is glorious

Nasdaq is shit.
SHIIIIITTT!!!

>>10771868
I swapped it out for T ages ago lol

>>10771879
FAANG is fucked but BAT (china faang) will go first

>>10771879
They have room to rise. Amazon, Google, and tech in general is going up relative to rest of market due to "4th industrial revolution" (shit name). Autonomous driving and other things means they have way less costs and can dominate more traditional companies.

>>10771879
they will have another surge, just buy FNGU

>>10771849
>>10771831
see ya space cowboy

F

>>10771857
>ATHs
maybe for some of the other indexes (like the chad 2000)
Qs have been dragging ass for a while now and i think if theres a major correction, its coming from there

>>10771879
im of the camp that says no
but theres no denying theyre all at the bottom of their ranges. i just think theyre there for aa reason

>>10771849
F

Amazon is going to 1 trillion marketcap 100%
Why do you think large specs are buying everyday? give me a break. Buy it while you still can

>>10771900
Theres no way theres another correction for a year from now
February was so rare, not seen since 1987
Anything that could happen hasnt been thought of yet

>>10771853
>i challenge anyone
it has monthly distributions and yields 5%+, thus rendering your chart useless

>>10771849
He went too soon. Sometimes the world class research just can’t beat the MM

F

>>10771879
Me know TWTR no FANGU but still

Very worried about healthy of fangu when TWTR having such hard recoveries

>>10771935
*crooked MM

>>10771952
The Large specs just want you to think its going down forever by not making an immediate bounce
Faaanng isnt done, youll think yourself foolish for believing this in December

>>10771934
go ahead and tell me that 5% yield on that garbage debt isnt a total suckers yield
if you want junk bonds, wait till theyre yielding more. thats what everyone else seems to be doing

>>10771930
Qs have shown us time and time again that they do what they want
i see them not lining up w the indexes, not lining up w their debt, VIX creeping back, and intl chaos driving money into US treasuries and "safe stocks". i can imagine why intl investors would rush out of their own volatile markets, and buy up our most volatile index.

Robinhood LCI holders doubled kek!

>>10771978
This, everything about Amazon is getting better. They benefit the most from all advancing technology. Whether it's automated supermarkets, automated delivery, or whatever. It naturally boosts Amazon and they can abuse scale.

>>10771984
Guaranteed 0 now

>>10771984
it's not done falling yet is it?

What weed stocks are good?

Not ganna buy the ATH of CGC

I'm looking at
>EMMBF
recreational grower, pharma focus, slow release canntab tablets, pills, dermals, sprays and patches value added products. agreements with shoppers marts to sell at pharmacies online

>OGI
lowest cost per gram, organic selections, good reviews

>NMUS
preclinical company, using cannabinoids to treat illness like glaucoma and staph virus

>>10771981
>Qs have shown us time and time again that they do what they want
not necessarily
The price action stays roughly the same but because tech is higher they appear to have red days
This is the same with the fact the DOW outperformed SP500 in 2017, and appears to be lagging but is actually better

>>10772010
drug dealers belong in prison

It begins again. Now may very well be the time to short SA.

>>10771984
>people bought a stock that crashed 60% in a day
>this is surprising somehow
i dont doubt that the people averaging in (which is NOT indicated in any way by that graph) are gonna be HODLing for nigh eternity, but i bet the 400 who just bought today will make something desu senpai

>>10772017
ill be bullish on tech when "tech" starts to mean tech again
as of right now, i see a lot of fluff mixed in, and a lot of that fluff has a higher credit rating now than i think theyll have next year

>>10771981
>wait till theyre yielding more
and you're taking on more risk due to a tighter credit market. you don't understand how any of this shit works lol

>>10772027
This is good for comfy he is holding EDZ

>>10772027
told yall faggots weeks ago
zuma is absolutely dumb enough to play zimbabwe simulator w his country

and here we are

>>10772027
How does one go about shorting South Africa

>>10771984
Me legit want make first ever PUTS now on this stock
This exactly pattern HMNY made

What are good puts for LCI O.O

>>10771978
Me deff think theyll be back by December but this stagnate in recovery makes me think they gearing up for second leg downs

TWTR can deff hit 27 with current levels of distribution!!

>>10772045
im not gonna be buying junk debt you tard
the junk debt acting the way it is, is my major thesis for whats wrong w the market rn

why would the lazy niggers take the land from the hard working white farmers?

>>10772018
I guess the entire government of Canada should go to prison then, you sheltered little cuck boy?

>>10772045
im saying no ones trading the junk bonds, and this is for a reason
if you want 5% that bad, buy staples, not debt

>>10772051
>What are good puts for LCI O.O
absolutely none of them because IV is too high

>>10772051
They don't have much china exposure. If a macro hit to china exposure hits they can be safe havens.

>>10772069
>absolutely none of them because IV is too high
Stupid HIV >.<

>>10772068
>implying the liberals running that country aren't thieves and deserve having their hands cut off.

>>10772067
cuz dey stoled it
since taking control of the country, the ANC has convinced their bantu hordes that THEY are the original settlers of the cape, and that they DIDNT just show up 40-50 years ago because it was the only country on the whole continent w work

>>10772040
I know what you feel babe, but they arent going for a second leg down, thats what they want you to think, its actually going to be an inverse bunny ears. Watch FNGU

>>10772027
What kind of guns do SA whites use?

>>10772081
how can they possibly think this is going to be good, oh wait they've probably got a combined iq of 70.

Any options experts here?
What strike for spooky SPYder Dec '19 puts should I go with I want a smol hedge in case of total meltdown?

Wtf happened with those Cannabis stocks again?
I lost over 5000€ from it, auto-sell kicked in eventually and now they are skyrocketing again?

Whatever, have my suicide planned already.

>>10772119
Knockoff 5.56 galils, old FALs, and minimis looks like.

>>10772051
>>10772040
>>10772118
sorry I didnt mean to call you babae teh profit, that was for reluctant

>>10772128
SPY is going to mid-teens.

>>10772139
V E K T O R

>>10771805
it was time. that was a good run.

Dollar is shitting the bed.
Sad!

Only 1% down on my newell brands investments now, dont Bog me!!

>>10772046
EDZ doesn't have very much exposure to SA unfortunately.
I actually tried buying some puts on the SA etf, but the liquidity is not good on them desu

>>10772180
Good for stawks

How long is the ban for posting dick pics?

>>10772205
Three days usually

>>10772142
lol
i blushed

>>10772180
excellent
this should provide a re-entry on south africa short
as well as boosting muh commodities

>>10772197
its do-able imo
but you need to sit down and fuck w your limits a lot

>>10772205
hopefully indefinitely

>>10772205
ask baggie lol, I don't think he's been here today?

>>10772205
>>10772215
Baggies dick is saved on 8ch for safe keeping :))

>>10772197
I thought the same think on some Turk ETF's, now those 150 dollar puts are worth like 1k.

>>10772139
>Both state owned manufacturers

Damn

Is gold reversing? Chickened out on my puts

>>10772215
oh yeah teh profit, you werent here, but Bagpolder posted his penis

>>10772239
yea
its about to get really ugly
were actually gonna see a real live bushwar

tho maybe "see" is the wrong word
im sure there will be a total media blackout about it

>>10771609
>>10771609
where do these charts come from

>>10772262
lol
baggys fall from grace has been quite dramatic, hasnt it?
what prompted him to do that?

>>10772180
Plox no, I need silver to an hero

>>10772288
He was clearly on a massive bender, he spammed country music youtube vids and went on a rant about white men who fuck black women kek. He also wrote a really sweet message to RKG..

>>10772288
Everybody that starts trip fagging gets cursed and their life inevitably goes to shit. For god sakes just look at big5 before and after.

>>10772270
I doubt they'll be able to block it out completely. I'm assuming SA is like everywhere else where there are smartphones everywhere.

Shits going to be all over twitter, youtube, facebook, instagram, etc. You can't really stop it, and there will be people snatching it all up and reposting it over and over. It's going to be a mess.

So this is how the golden bull dies, not with a bang, but with a whimper.

It's probably for the best, Trump's deleveraging strategy seems to be working.

>>10772316
There was never a bull in the first place.
Just inflation.

>>10772050
Short/put EZA, not sure what the best choice would be.

>>10771092

Half of my portfolio sitting in cash, and we're expecting an increase rate hike here in Canada in early September, where do you guys recommend piling my cash into?

Already own VFV and it's at +15% profit, and I'm afraid to buy in now that it's near ATH.

What would you do?

>>10772315
white nationalist PMC invasion of SA when

>>10772288
I dont know he said some stuff about how he hates Donald Trump and black people and then he posted his penis

>>10772324
short whatever is about to get a rate hike

>>10772316
Trump doesn't have a deleveraging strategy, was that a joke??
Trump literally sperged out today about the Fed staying the course, he wants to keep rates low forever
Orange Cheeto man is an idiot

>>10772292
>plox

>>10772365
Wheres the podcast Cuckboy

>>10772342
>short whatever gets hiked up
>short the CAD despite rates going up

>>10772365
>He thinks his puny mind can even begin to comprehend big daddy Trump's 4d chess moves.

>>10772300
thats called weekend-posting

you gotta be intoxicated to be posting at 4am on a weekend

t. the guy he was spamming with/to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYS_qFWx7-M&list=RDCJcll7v5b5U&index=3

>>10772324
short term trades, tight stop loss. I don't trust this market to hold any gains. Leaky speed boat.

>>10772288
>baggys fall from grace has been quite dramatic, hasnt it?
>what prompted him to do that?
losing $20,000 by shorting AMZN before earnings

funny enough, if he had an extra day on his options, he would have been ok

>>10772518
That's what I like about baggie, he is a complete fucking degenerate, but at least he isn't trying to hide it like some others on this board. I just hope to god he is in his early 20's and not doing this shit in his late 20's or early 30's

>>10772300
F
dont do drugs kids

>>10772315
then you dont understand SA m8
the whites here whos farms are getting seized are WAY off the tracks. unless they have radios or satellite phones, we wont hear ANYTHING from them

you also dont seem to understand that this shit is actively scrubbed off of all major social media for years now. that will not change now that its actually happening

and unfortunately, you seem to think that your average normalfag gives a shit about an actual genocide thats about to take place. they dont.
they all think that all the black people from africa are from the same tribe. they dont know ANYTHING about the history of the continent (basically, the bantu tribe invaded from the congo and wiped every other tribe out completely across sub-sahara: the end). let alone who actually settled the cape first (PROTIP: it was the san), so whites getting brutally slaughtered (and i DO mean slaughtered. like a halal meat market) is music to their ears because theyre too thick to understand how complex the racial/tribal issue IS in SA.

believe me m8
this has already been happening for years now (and has now been given the go-ahead by the govt). bringing something up like this in avg social circles, at best, yields you some uncomfortable stares. at worst, yields a tirade of concepts, like "muh colonialism", that were learned second hand through a stoned-out remembrance of the movie "hotel rwanda", with a focus on how the white people getting killed in their farms w their whole families in the middle of the night are still being quite oppressive with their fucking existence

>but why dont they just leave
no country will accept them as refugees and very few are even able to afford it anyways because the rand is in the shitter
SA is about to get FUCKED desu senpai
and we arent gonna hear the half of it

do you remember the stories of the last bushwar?
no?
why?

name me one reason why i dont buy and hold TQQQ until it crosses below 200 EMA for a while, aka bear market

drop only $10k into this a decade ago and you have well over a quarter million dollars, theres absolutely no reason i dont accumulate some right now

if we go bear you switch into SQQQ

>>10772583
I can't comprehend the "love" for niggers or other worthless races in today's societies, other than by a fascination for feces and abjection and hopelessness about surpassing the heritage of our elders

We used to say the Devil is seducing people into depravity. I think the genius of the Devil is to make people VOLUNTARILY go for it.

Oh and short SA

>>10772583
>>10772692
Things look bad for the whites in SA desu :((
I wish I was Soros rich so I could deploy """defensive""" military contractors into the heart of SA to protect the boer and establish a white ethnostate for them

>>10772634
sideways memes suck for leveraged/inverse ETFs because they reset daily
youll see what i mean
if they arent going straight up/straight down, you get fucked up and trapped sometimes due to gap ups/downs

see pic related
if you bought TQQQ at the beginning of june and held to now, youre up 5%
but if you bought QQQ youre up 2%
the rest got fucked away by the fact that the leverage resets daily so gap ups/downs crush your position. not to mention youre taking on MUCH more risk due to the leverage and can possibly be liquidated

ive definitely seen cases of the leveraged ones underperforming as well

>>10770950
>>10770965
>>10770830
>>10770896
Well I found it.
It was http://hellomoney.co/

https://web.archive.org/web20180224054958/http://hellomoney.co/

Unfortunately seems like it's dead
shit was useful af
too bad.

>Down to -5% from ATH of 24%
Fuck bros....

>>10772725
interesting so you are saying that until volatility drops back down a bit and we are fully bull confirmed i should just accumulate QQQ instead of a split with TQQQ which is what i have been doing recently?

the 3x leverage was absolutely incredible over the past decade but these last couple months have been so wild i could see how its too much of a rollercoaster for the returns it provides

basically whenw ill the sideways meme end? when we hit DJI and SP500 ATH again? Since Nasdaq is still mooning as ever, even though TQQQ is based off of that

>>10772692

It's not about love of any particular people. It's addiction to glomming on to whatever social cause in order to compete in the game of king of the virtuous castle.

>>10772724
The world is due for another mindless genocide soon imo
Meanwhile, if I remember right, SA produces a lot of avocado
I would go long avocado and short SA and ZAR

Dollar no plox no die plz

>>10772771
yes
definitely cut out the excess leverage as it only exposes you to more risk when things keep jumping around like they have been

i also see the daq pulling back in the nearterm imo
so id dump TQQQ and accumulate QQQ in the meantime desu if thats what you wanna go long on (im short if were being honest lol)

>>10772818
I started putting away 20% of my income (lol minimum wage) into investments a while ago.
I downed it to 10% and am using the other 10% to buy food storage, guns and water filters. I'm close to being able to buy the shotgun I want, I'll post soon
>tfw an insane person like me can buy guns whenever they want

>>10772800
this desu senpai

>>10772825
hedge your short metals exposure by going long other commodities
you HAVE been accumulating wheat again, havent you?

>>10772849
Y-yeah of course I have!! F-for sure

>>10772767
Tell us the story

>>10772829
I've read enough articles about how well you do if you simply buy and never sell solid ETFs like QQQ, so I'm just going to accumulate more and more of it no matter what market we go into.

My dream portfolio is something like 25% QQQ, 25% SPY, 25% individual long term blue chip holds, and 25% my own lightly traded equities and forex, things I hold for a week to a few months at a time.

Right now my QQQ portion of my portfolio is like 50% QQQ and 50% TECL/TQQQ, I think its true I should move it all into QQQ and ride this shit out for the next couple decades

>>10772867
Should've bought WEAT when it was cheap during the dip.
Almost forgot
SELL AMD
TODAY WAS GOOD DAY TO SELL AMD
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10771447
r8 my portfolio
GALT was $3.92 at the start of the day

Any recommendations for future investments, btw? I won't make any decisions based solely on a tripfag's advice, but I will at least look into it

>>10772930
>why the hell is he asking me
No

>>10771398
nice little 1.4% gains today

>>10772742
also found an alternative but it requires signup

http://www.portfoliosharing.com/

I have a VR headset coming today lads
soon I'll be exploring stocks in 3D VR chartscapes

>>10772930
LCI and HMNY are good promising stocks

>>10772800
Read about pathological altruism. You can see tons of examples of it in history, like when wealthy British women went nuts in the 1800s raising funds for muh hungry Indian babies while working conditions and hunger were appalling in the local British underclass.

>>10772937
I'm new to investing, I mostly want someone to bounce ideas off of me, since I'm still figuring out what my niche is

>>10772967
I'm not that dumb, fampai
LCI puts seem like a decent idea, but I have no clue how options work, so I'm going to avoid them
HMNY is too memey for me to want anything to do with, shorting or otherwise

>>10773002
are you a trader or a long term investor ?

>>10773002
>>10772937
The odds that I would actually buy something based on your advice are extremely low, I just want to hear about as many ideas as I possibly can for the sake of learning

>>10772965
That would be awesome. Is there a VR charting company out?

Making VR chart software would be a nice market

>>10771538
You're doing it wrong. You have to buy more when it goes down.

>>10773028
I was planning on doing a bit of both, with long term investments making up the bulk of my portfolio and some shorter term trades to spice things up a bit


PHO is a water ETF that I'm planning on holding for eternity, since water is a vital commodity that human civilization depends on, and the US' water infrastructure is in dire need of repair
GALT is a small-cap biotech company that seems like it has a lot of potential for growth in the near future

>>10772890
Combination of MU losses over the last week, and two failed plays on EXEL and YY.

All together, down about -1,800 on MU, -1,500 on EXEL and 300 on YY. I'm still badholding MU and EXEL, but fuck it feels bad.

>>10772965
VR is the future my dude. Get Pavlov, H3VR, and Robo recall. These are my three most played games.

does anybody have ag oogle sheets/excel doc for tracking your portfolio on a daily basis? I have my own that works fine until I start adding in deposits and im not sure how to handle that while maintaing and showing my profits

>>10771538
1. STOP putting money on anything for now.
2. Study your current assets and see if they are still interesting or worth your money.
3. Study what you want to put new money on.
4. SLOWLY sell the stuff that is not interesting or worth your money (you found them in step 2) and put that money into stuff you find worthy.
5. Every time you get money put a little money into the stuff you find worthy.
6. Go to 2

DIVERSIFY, FAGGOT

>>10773002
buy LCI at 14, sell at 5. you can't lose.

>r/investing is down

>>10773118
>VR is the future my dude.
Top kek, it really isn't. They have tried to make VR a thing for the last 30 years and it's never been anything more than a gimmick that is cool for a little bit and then fades into obscurity.
>>10773234
Please go to r/wsb and follow their advice to a T please.

>>10773254
Have you tried a Vive or oculous? I was the same way but they have made me much more optimistic.

>>10773291
I understand the obvious and only appeal to the technology is having virtual sex with anime traps, and fully support this. But I won't actually feel the trannies dick in my mouth so it's nothing more than a tease. Therefore, I think it's fraudulent.

>>10773089
As for water, I think it will be an interesting play but on companies offering new tech to purify and clean water
Sknce it is a vital commodity, it can easily be seized by any government for the sake of the "common good". I don't view water utilities (main components of PHO) bearing great potential.

>>10773128
I am the luckiest mother fucker here. I sold covered calls at 12.50 for all my LCI, and on Friday I decided to let them get exercised instead of buying them back

F for whoever exercised calls to buy 200 shares at market close Friday

>>10773092
there,there

>penny stocks don't wo-

>>10773431
nice

>>10773092

I dumped my MU bags recently, which means it's going to recover now. You're welcome

LCI won't be recovering any time soon, it's going to be shorted into the ground. All dem sells of bagholders bailing. The best part? It might even reach FIVE DOLLARS

>>10771092
>>10771092
>>10771092
hi welcome to new 4chan sponsored by shitty energy drink forced memes and robinhood.
It's a bit shit but hey, drink energy drinks and use robinhood maybe you did not hear that lets get that monster energy drink out there though hey anons lets get that branding out there because hey now its edgy to be a newfag posting forced memes. Anything anything at all to cover up the original meme which regerced a gut who had a massive chunk of his brain surgically removed after being poisoned buy....monster energy drink
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mouse-coke-energy-nos-court-1.4523149
one man found a dead rodent in it.

https://cspinet.org/news/documents-link-more-deaths-energy-drinks-20140625

11 deaths have been linked to Monster

The FDA has posted adverse-event reports for two more energy drinks: 40 illnesses and five deaths linked to Monster Energy,

https://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20121116/more-deaths-illness-energy-drinks#1

The FDA has posted adverse-event reports for two more energy drinks: 40 illnesses and five deaths linked to Monster Energy

but hey fuck that lets spam 4chan with forced memes for our fucking BRAND MONSTER energy. After all anons are stupid monkeys just spam it force meme it anons are dumb faggots? Or are they?

4chan is dead

>>10773621
Lurk moar

>>10773621
>taking the monster meme seriously
you're a stupid faggot, you know that?

>>10773621
where do you think you are

>>10773730
we need a new 4chan-chan in like 2020 after the bush war

>>10773649
>>10773676
HEY GO SEE STEVEN KINGS IT LETS POST FUCKING CLOWS WHATS THI CAMPAIGN O MONSTER ENERGEY OK LETS START SPAMMING THIS SHIT DUMB NEWFAGS LOVE PUMPING SHIT FORCED PRODUCT MEMES LIKE INSECURE TRAPS ON DATE NIGHT

BUY MONSTER ENERFY

11 deaths have been linked to Monster

The FDA has posted adverse-event reports for two more energy drinks: 40 illnesses and five deaths linked to Monster Energy,

>>10773775
It will be a site where communication is done solely through obscure image memes. No text allowed.

>>10773730
THIS IS THE MONSTER ENERGY ADVERTISING BOARD BROUGHT TO YOU BY FORCED MEMES SHITTY MARKETING AGENCY CUNTS AND NEWFAGS

>>10773621
>>10773824
spamming/offtopic

>>10773824
Lurk moar

>>10773843
its a fucking bot guise

>>10773834

>>10773834

>>10773850
>>10773843
NOT OFF TOPIC SEE OPS IMAGE

WHY SO DEFENSIVE?

THIS SHIT THREAD BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONSTER ENERGY
SEE YOU KNOW OUR BRAND AND THAT'S WHAT OURMARKET SURVEY SAID WAS NEEDED IN THOS EGMENT. ITS POISIONOUS SHIT THAT GIVES YOU HEART PROBLEMS. BUT DON;T MIND THAT. JUST FORCE THAT MEME. THE NEWFAS HAVE NO FUCKING BRAINS THEY THINK THEY ARE IN AN EDGY CLUB. DUMB FAGGOTS

>>10773921

>>10773921
Lurk moar

>>10773921
>>10773934

MONSTER ENGERGY LOVES YOU ALL
THANK YOU DUMB FAGGORS PLS DRINK OUR POISION

JL: We have really tried to establish our brand as a lifestyle brand rather than a corporate property. We've really integrated Monster Energy into the lifestyle of action sports, and I think this has really helped us spread the word pretty much like wildfire in social media networks. What makes it attractive is that the youths of today are pretty clairvoyant - they can see through smoke and mirrors - and they are very smart. And they are also Internet/computer savvy. So this is just a platform that allows us to communicate with these people.

eM+C: Do you have any social media tips for our readers?
JL: If your target customer is between 14 and 30, you should be already using social media/social networking or making the move soon. Also, Web 2.0 is not as scary as it looks. Find a consultant that is knowledgeable about new media marketing trends to help you develop a plan of attack

We asked John Lee, director of sports marketing for Corona, Calif.-based Monster for his take on the current social media space

HE SAID NEWFAGS ON /BIZ ARE DUMB AS FUCK. LET THEM DRINK MY POISION AND SHILL MY PUKE IN A CAN BRAND

>>10773983
How much link do you own?

>>10773983

THREAD BROUGH TO YOU BY MONSTER ENERGY SHOVING FORCED MEMES ALL OVER YOUR FAVORITE CHANS

These include:
•Deaths due to heart attack or suicide linked to 5-Hour Energy
•A miscarriage linked to 5-Hour Energy
•Convulsions, life-threatening fear, deafness, and hemorrhage linked to 5-Hour Energy
•Deaths due to heart attack or loss of consciousness linked to Monster Energy drink
•Hospitalization due to irregular heartbeat, severe diarrhea, migraine, psychotic disorder, heart attack, and/or vomiting linked to Monster Energy drink
•Disability from irregular heartbeat or stroke linked to Rockstar Energy drink
•Hospitalization due to psychotic disorder, increased heart rate, or loss of consciousness linked to Rockstar Energy drink

https://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20121116/more-deaths-illness-energy-drinks#1

>>10773995

>>10773995


>>10773863

>>10773843
>spamming/offtopic
WHY SO SERIOUS? THIS IS AFUN MONSTER ENERGY FORCED MEME THREAD
HAHAHAHA
DON;T THINK ABOUT BRAIN ROTTING PUKE IN A CAN
THINK FORCED MEME
HAHAHAHA

>>10774026
Bots are probably dumb enough to own link as well

>>10774031

>>10774026
>>10774026
O DEAR THE MARKETNG DEPARTMENT IS HERE
MONSTER ENERGY BRAND AWARE NESS TEAM IS HERE TO INTERACT WITH 4CHAN.
HORRAY

BE POLITE OR THE MARKETING STRATEGY GOES ON WIKILEAKS

>>10774040

>>10774062

DON'T MIND THAT POST FORCED MEME MONSTER ENERGY RINK MEMES IT WILL BE LINKE YOU BELONG. DON;T THINK ABOUT PUKE IN A CAN AND HEART SEIZURES. THINK ABOUT THE BRAND.

Attention hodlers of CGC/WEED.

Your RSI is overbought. I figure you have one more good solid pump day, if you're lucky, before this thing does another retrace.

>>10774080

>>10774066
>>10774078
MONSTER ENERGY MARKETING DEPARTMENT SAYS ITS ALL ABOUT BRAND AWARE NESS IN THIS MARKETING SEGMENT. GET THE DUMB FUCKS TO POST FORCED MEMES HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT US MONSTER ENERGY BRAND SHITTING ON 4CHAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10774083

>>10771609
source on pic?

>>10774103

•Deaths due to heart attack or loss of consciousness linked to Monster Energy drink
•Hospitalization due to irregular heartbeat, severe diarrhea, migraine, psychotic disorder, heart attack, and/or vomiting linked to Monster Energy drink


https://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20121116/more-deaths-illness-energy-drinks#1

HAHAHAHAHAHA

OUR BRABND IS REALLY GREAT LETS DO MORE FORCED MEME MARKETING ON BIZ
MONSTER ENERGY
PUKE IN A CAN

>>10774119
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>10774119
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf

>>10774140
>>10774144

>>10771707

>>10773824
>LIKE INSECURE TRAPS ON DATE NIGHT

>>10774165
FIVE DOLLARS

>>10774165
>>10771707

>>10774183
Fucking George dropping redpills all the time.

>>10774191
KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>10772323
How do i short EZA?

Where do I make an account to do this? Someone give detailed instructions for this autist

>>10774190
>>10774191

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/lannett-stock-suffers-biggest-one-day-selloff-in-25-years-after-loss-of-key-customer-2018-08-20

>Largest single day decline since 1993

>>10774222

>>10774230
lurk moar

>>10774235

>>10774207

>>10774251
I'm lurking, but can't find out. Please help

>>10774277

>>10774286
lurk for like 2 months

what went right?

Good thing i'm holding CMCM GME and ODP... LCI was a doozy.. really funny that you guys can talk all this shit but are too pussy to actually stick behind a stock pick.. especially comfy.. that guys portfolio is only $500.. im literrally down more than his whole portfolio worth today and it barely put a dent in my portfolio lol that just goes to show how small fry he is..

btw if anyone is interested i think i'm down like 4k on LCI not really worried.. will buy another 500 shares at 4.50.. scared money don't make money

>>10774286
hahahahahahah

free shit or investopedia
we have previous thread for a reason; you can figure this out man come on

>>10774289

>>10774303

>>10771756
TOP KEK

Anyone else too bored of stocks to do anything but option trade?

I know it leads to blow ups but I can't stop with options

>>10774305
You guys talked about how to invest and short in South Africa Index Funds?

>>10774303
>btw if anyone is interested i think i'm down like 4k on LCI not really worried

No stop loss? You're nutty.

>>10774378

>>10771092
•Deaths due to heart attack or loss of consciousness linked to Monster Energy drink
•Hospitalization due to irregular heartbeat, severe diarrhea, migraine, psychotic disorder, heart attack, and/or vomiting linked to Monster Energy drink

>>10774382
not enough volume on puts to not get eaten up by the greeks or anyone buying your bags

>>10774384
>No stop loss? You're nutty.
i plan for drops.. why would i put a stop loss when i plan on buying more? that doesn't make much sense... I don't look at day to day action i look at long term.. putting a stop does not go well with my strategy... I have a set dollar amount and time frame to put into each stock.. LCI

>>10774384
stop losses are designed for market makers to scalp you with kek

>>10774207
george is the man that everyone wishes they could be

there is true wisdom in the antics of costanza

>>10774492

Yeah I used to buy in to that whole 'stop losses are for suckers' thing, too.

Good luck with your no stop loss strategy tbhfamtbh. You ride that sand worm straight to the center of the earth like boss man.

>>10774525
I've seen people get wiped out on stop losses only for the stock price to recover later that day..
I'm a firm believer that only newbs and very experienced day traders use stop losses and i mean momentum day traders using 100k+ for each trade...

>>10774554

Oh, I'm not here to debate the matter. I still think ur nutty hodling a 60% loss and planning to average down on that garbage.

>>10774183

>>10774572
>Oh, I'm not here to debate the matter. I still think ur nutty hodling a 60% loss and planning to average down on that garbage.
i'm not going to realize the 60% loss.. i have money to average down and will do so, i have patience and money.. There will eventually be a spike in LCI the company is still solid.. stock price never actually reflects the company if it did nobody would really make much money..

>>10774525
>bili
>advocating for use of stoplosses
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS POST

>>10774653

I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

>>10773915
>>10773864

brand building on 4chins
We thought it was good
it was not

Thoughts on etoro? I'm still new to this whole stock trade thing pls help with opinions.

>>10774730

new bread
>>10774730
>>10774730
>>10774730


>>10774730

>>10774730

>>10774726

>>10774744
checked

You mofos seriously need to check out Clinuvel.

https://www.asx.com.au/asxpdf/20180821/pdf/...hsyj916m1lc.pdf