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>The first couple of days were the worst. I could barely keep my eyes open, and I dreamed about getting back to sleep.
>After the first week, however, I learned an eye-opening truth about myself: mornings are the most productive time of day for me. I started to wake up with a clear mind, a well-rested body, and the ability to immediately concentrate on important tasks and set goals for the following day.
>My new sleeping regime gave me 2 extra hours before I had to leave for work. All the spare time I had opened doors to new possibilities, habits, and hobbies.
>If you're an introvert and enjoy spending time alone in silence, you'll definitely have a new level of appreciation for early rises: no kids yelling, no babies crying, no cars honking, and no television noise.
>I had enough time not only to prepare breakfast but to sit down and enjoy it as well. And after that, I'll never go back to my old “I'll just grab a snack” ways.
>During this monthlong experiment, I realized that I don’t need to stay in bed for 10–12 hours to get enough sleep. Waking up at 5:30, I feel rested and full of energy to start a new day.
>To become an early riser, open your curtains before going to bed. Withdraw from your phone, tablet, and TV at least an hour before bed if you want to improve the quality of your sleep. If you have trouble falling asleep, try reading in bed or listening to an audiobook.
-Jerry Seinfeld has a big wall calendar, and for every day that he writes new material, he puts a big red “X” on it. He aims to create an unbroken chain of these “X” marks for as long as he can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmORMKTHuOs

>> No.10766258
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10766258

>>10766206

Why does that dude talk like he's speaking to a bunch of 4 year olds? Also, whats the fucking point of it all... western civilization is collapsing and boomers sucked everything dry.

You want me to get out of bed early so i can do more tasks? Fuck you and fuck this world.

I'm staying in bed. Wake up at 18:00, do some shitposting and go to bed at 6:00 again.

>> No.10766261

Jerry is a unfunny Jew

>> No.10766265
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>>10766258
amen brother

>> No.10766302

fuck yes

I started setting one alarm for 6 and another for 7. I work 80 hours so if I wake up and my legs are sore I might sleep til the 7am alarm but even that's a massive improvement from my old habit of trying to sleep til the last minute cause I felt that was how I'd get enough sleep. I used to sleep as late as I could, rush to get ready, and half the time I'd get out to my car and realize I forgot something, or I'd just be stressed out because I was living in squalor and felt I had no time to do anything about it. Now I get up with energy and I'm in no rush. Even have time to go to the gym if I want, more than enough time. The best is when I wake up even before the alarm goes off. And what's amazing is how many damn cars are already on the road. Those people are out there getting shit done and now I'm a contender

I used to stay late at work and I've finally realized that I'm better off getting the fuck out of there on time and then coming back in fresh.

>> No.10766437

>>10766258
Who is going to continue to provide you with said bed and utilities, anon?

>> No.10766450

>>10766437
bitcoin duurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>10766258
true words bro

>> No.10766456
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10766456

I love getting up early but it's so difficult when you don't have to.

>> No.10766464

>>10766450
Well, shit. I mean as long as youre not leeching off your parents or society, good on you. Enjoy.

>> No.10766486

>>10766258
Jesus, you sound like the biggest faggot out there. You should honestly kys so you can sleep forever.

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>>10766437

I work 2 nightshifts a week. It's enough.

This world has become so degenerate, so alien, so void of reason and logic, that i'd much rather see it burn to a crisp then to participate in its madness.

Oh brothers, how i long for the day of the rope. Then... i will live again. If not, the void awaits.

>> No.10766532

How does it make a difference exactly if you're a neet?

If I wake up too early all it means is, I have to find ways to occupy myself and sometimes when trading, most activity happens in the early morning hours.

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Lets get comfy for a moment lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTMsI0I2ja4

>> No.10766561

I dont wake up until after 11

>> No.10766562
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10766562

>>10766437
Nocoiners, obviously.

>> No.10766588

You know what actually changes you life? Microdosing LSD.

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10766656

Unironically got up at 530 and felt great

reading this in my lyft on the way to an empyt office to watch everyone stumble in from the weekend

>> No.10766726

>>10766491
beta male weedïng himself out from the pool, good

>> No.10766809

>>10766726

Good indeed. I'm not going to contribute the addition of extra consumer slaves in support of a morally bankrupt system. Have fun raising your kids in the brazillian slum hole the west will become soon.

I choose to just fade away. I'm totally okay with that.

>> No.10766851

>>10766206
If you don't go at 9 pm to compensate this is the fastest way to an early death

>> No.10766872

>>10766258
Boomers ruined it, so it's on us to fix it. You think it's right for our entire generation to just roll over and die?

>> No.10766887

>>10766206
early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

>> No.10766903

I've been wanting to re-program myself for a white, to get up early and do a run in the AM, instead of taking 2 hours from my day in the evening.

The biggest challenge has been getting into bed early enough to get the 7-8 hours of sleep. The internet is such a time thief, offering so many distractions, I just sit around until 1 AM, and then I can't even get my ass out of bed at 7:30, and when I do, my whole day is shot because I can barely function.

>> No.10767029

>>10766656
>reading this in my lyft
never gonna make it

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10767039

>>10766887
rhyme based virtues are for mega boomer brainlets

>> No.10767056

>>10766851
Undersleeping is actually better for you than oversleeping. People who sleep more than eight hours a day have increased mortality.

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>>10767056
sounds like completely horseshit since undersleeping causes a multitude of negative physical effects to your body

>> No.10767648

>>10766258
Very much envy you
I have my dream gf and 'dream' job, yet still feel fucking suicidal having to get up and wasting half my life doing shit I dont want to do

>> No.10767759

> TFW your body makes you wake up at 5 naturally

It sucks, why can't I sleep in until 7 or 8 like a normal person. I'm missing out on quality sleep.

>> No.10767800

>>10767039
they're not if they're true. it's ancient pre-internet memetics at work. not worse than an ib meme

>> No.10767875

>>10767029

Most efficient form of transportation - you're in someone's leased car that's working as an independent contractor for maybe $15/hr while you plug in some earbuds and sneak a little work in or answer bullshit emails so you can just get straight to work when you arrive. Bonus points in entrepreneur and making money while you work on laptop too

Stay poor anon

>> No.10767885

>>10766206

Do you have any easy ways to sleep? I know you pull your blinds open to try to catch the sun earlier but I recently got this comfy sleep mask and it's been very easy for me to hit 8 thorough hours of sleep and just wake up on my own

>> No.10767986

>>10767039
>thinking you know better than benjamin franklin
kys brainlet

>> No.10768519

>>10766206
I started this about a month ago. 6:02 everyday without fail. I already lost 10 pounds and went from 10lb free weights to 35lb just by going to the gym 30 minutes every other day. Then I come back and beat off before work and play DragonBallFighterZ

>> No.10768739

>>10766258
>I'm staying in bed. Wake up at 18:00, do some shitposting and go to bed at 6:00 again.
This is what it's all about. Nothing is more banal than the routine of the normie. The only way to truly understand humanity is to not only exist as one but in a sense be a being outside the realm of normalcy.

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>>10766887

>> No.10769245

>>10766258
Tbh I'm a neet and I love to wake up early in the morning. I become depressed when morning is over though and I hate afternoons with a passion but nights are comfy again like mornings

>> No.10769294

>>10766206
>staying in bed 10-12 hours
Fucking mouthbreathing retard. Waking up early is nice, but you need to stay somewhere around 6 to 8 hours. Maybe less if you're used to it or just good at deep sleeping. I feel like mornings last more than afternoons or evenings when I rarely do that. Being a lazy fuck sucks

>> No.10769699

What if I already wake up at 5:20 to get ready for work?

>> No.10769726

The Waking up early crowd sound like no fap people

>> No.10769804

>>10766206
>two extra hours before I leave for work
>no screaming kids
>work
>kids

Fucking kek

>> No.10769852

yes goyim, wake up at 530 so you can be more productive at your job at kike CORP

>> No.10769907

>>10769245
kek this post made me laugh I don't know hwhy

>> No.10769922

>>10769245

word. It's 20:30 here atm... it's getting comfy again.

>> No.10769941

>>10769922

normies just don't understand.

>> No.10770049

>>10769726
Low key they do my nigga

>> No.10770112

>>10766206
Seinfeld is just the straight man for larry david. Jerry’s standup is not even that good

>> No.10770136

>>10769804
How is this shit any different to working in a gulag during communist times?

>> No.10770146

>>10766302
80 hours? What do you do?

>> No.10770315

>>10766437
That faggot who wakes up at 5
Ironically