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OOOOHHHHH WAAAAAGGIIEEEEEEEEEEE

HEEERRREEEE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE

Wheres my cute little wagie?

WAGGGGIIIEEE WHERE ARE YOU?

Who's a hungry boy? WAGIE!!!!

OH THERE HE IS!!!

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!

Who wants the money? Who wants the money?

You want it boy?

C'mon boy jump!

You almost got it that time wagie, jump one more time!

Jump higher wagie higher!

Ohhhh ok, you did good, here you go boy.

Go have a nap and we can play later.

>> No.10762208
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>>10762202
lol, absolutely neat that some other based neet did my work already. redpilled to the bone.

>> No.10762218

Somebody post those two autistic Vocaroos pls

>> No.10762226

>>10762218
Kek those are good

>> No.10762240

>>10762202

Oof. Muh mortality.

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>>10762218
Kek

>> No.10763023

>>10762218
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HcXyMkyIFl

>> No.10763073

>>10762202

>tfw still work even though I've already "made it"

Wtf do you do all week while normal, functioning adults are being productive?

>> No.10763091

>>10762202
this is my favorite wagie pasta
>>10763073
you have no imagination, anon.

>> No.10763108

>>10763091

I imagine a crusty maladjusted slob beating it to trap porn in between binge sessions of vidya

>> No.10763128

>>10763108
na, i mean with your life if you're still working when you don't have to. you stil have slave mentality.

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>>10762202

This is fucking cruel. Why does /biz/ treat it wagies so bad?

Remember they work, I collect. ;)

>> No.10763152

>>10763128

I'm not sure why people conflate work with slavery. Most billionaires continue working despite not having to. Why wouldn't I want to remain productive and continue to further myself?

>> No.10763242

>>10762202

>be neet
>compare people with careers to pets
>not see the irony in the fact that neets literally live like pets, totally dependent on someone productive to house and feed them

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>>10763242

Are you sure that's how you see it? ;)

>> No.10763327

>>10763270

Yes, I'm sure. Survival has always required some sort of effort. Survival is not slavery. Collecting a welfare check is much closer to it. You're literally dependent on the hand that feeds you. You have the autonomy of a shiztzu, and are even less useful to society than one. I doubt you're even housebroken, go empty out your pissbottles NEETboi

>> No.10763350

>>10763152

For me it's about where the things I do in my life come from.

>> No.10763360

>>10763242
What if I'm a neet who lives of rental property? I don't have anyone paying my bills.

>> No.10763393

>>10763327

>pissbottles

Absolutely nailed it. Love my pissbottle. The tyranny of the toilet bowl is forever vanquished in my house

>> No.10763396

>>10763350

I don't even know what this means

>> No.10763410

>>10762202
Jokes on you, I work weekends too

>> No.10763571

>>10763396

Like what spirit drives you. If it's a spirit of creativity then you have to listen to it, not others.

I'm high as shit tho

>> No.10763619

>>10762202
>>10762208
>>10763145

How do you even become a neet?

Disability?
Welfare?
Prostitution?
Drug dealing?

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>>10762202
>>10762208
>>10763145
Enjoy being a leech on society and never having a job because you were unemployed over a decade of your potential working career and starving when the U.S. economy collapses and you can no longer rely on government handouts.

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>>10762202

But I like my job and I make a lot of money...

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>>10763656

>implying I don't have a stash of crypto.

>> No.10763742

>>10763692
Well in that case, never mind. I just hate people who brag about leeching off the taxpayer by feigning some illness or disorder. If you actually made money off crypto and live on that, more power to you. If you're a welfare leech you're scum.

>> No.10763793

>>10762208
Same, ‘tis the life ain’t it anon?