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>finally make it
>go to japan
>pay some gook to massage my balls all day long
>shitpost on /biz/

thats the life

>>10758087
Will link tank? Looks like a triple top on the daily
I want to swing trade some but I'm afraid of it mooning without me :(

>>10758111
>triple top
>trips
Follow your heart anon

>>10758106
Don't confuse gooks with japs. Gooks are koreans. Japs are the ones with nice feet
tried to post a different and better picture than this, but this faggy site and its 4mb image limit. It should convert it automatically like every other site

>>10758183
Tell me what I need to court this girl and make her my personal slave

I am 6'5 white blue eyed aryan NEET with a physique that /fit/ worships. But I have mental illness and have fucked nothing but 180+ pound whales my entire life.

I want to penetrate a hot skinny chick and worship her feet.

>>10758240
You're in luck. All they want are tall cute foreign guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zE2YWxZCA&t=134s

I have seen other videos where they appreciate things like western chivalry. Holding doors for them, pulling their chair out for them before they sit down, even little things like initiating the hand-holding instead of waiting for them to hold your hand.

Need to work on your mental illness though, they want guys who are kind and charming

>>10758332
I had heard somewhere that Japs are way less receptive to foreigners now because of PUA saturation

more feet senpai

>>10758087
can some weeb please explain the appeal of Japan... I just don't get what's so amazing about it

It has it's interesting quirks but so does every culture

>t. failed normie who's been to Japan

can some weeb please explain the appeal of Japan... I just don't get what's so amazing about it

It has its interesting quirks but so does every culture

>t. failed normie who's been to Japan

>>10758993
i want to go to see all my fav anime characters in real life

>>10759073
anime is just shit and depressing cartoons

>>10758387
PUA got out of hand I think as even in Japanese culture I read they call it "nampa" and Japs would just hang out near stations or bar areas using the same lines over and over on every woman who walks by making them uncomfortable until they can pick one up. So a lot of places have 'no nampa' signs to stop em.

>>10758971
I lived in Japan for a couple months and am going to go back soon. What I liked about it compared to where I live in the US is
>no ppl begging for money at gas station / mall / grocery parking lot, only saw one person asking for donations to charity that seemed like it could be a scam
>trains got me around, clean and quiet
>tens of thousands of different places to eat within a 30 min travel time
>hot/cold tea everywhere
>at taco bell they put the sauce in my taco for me
>pictures of anime everywhere
>common to see extremely different themed outfits around tokyo
>strange sense of safety, dont want to let it go to your head, but it just feels so much safer
Tokyo was like a big city with all the perks without being too noisy or dangerous.

>>10758087
japan is a hologram built to sell you shit. its not real. its an island the size of california with half the population of the us packed into it. theres just no fucking way.

>japan

>tfw put off going on vacation to buy chainlink

>>10759151
i hope our dark lord visits upon your asshole all the worst cancers available and you stop enjoying things outside, especially tacos.