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10757836 No.10757836 [Reply] [Original]

>short TSLA until Musk inevitably steps down
>long TSLA when new, sane CEO is named and stock moons

tell me why this is a bad idea? it seems like literal free money

>> No.10757849

its actually going to dump further after musk steps down because it's an admission of defeat and the whole stock was held up by musk meme magic anyway. he wanted and got all the credit and fandom. "science fans xD"

>> No.10757975

>>10757836
I thought that motherfucker was a plastic pussy.

>> No.10758007

>>10757975
same

>> No.10758014

>>10757975
>>10758007
Me too

>> No.10758016

>>10757975
>>10758007
Wat

>> No.10758170
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10758170

>>10758016

>> No.10758324

>>10757836
Are you retarded? The stock is where it is only because people trust in Elon's vision. It would unironically crash to low $100s if he stepped down.
protip: he won't, it's his company

>> No.10758357

>>10758170

fuuuuuuuck im gonna buy one when linky goes super stinky xD

>> No.10759456

>>10757836
long as long as musk is in. short if musk is out. musk = tesla. if musk starts a new company it will sky rocket immediately, everything he does turns to gold. musk is after all a genius, unlike jobs or gates

>> No.10759474

Why would anyone buy a Tesla if Musk wasn't running, especially if he stepped down? Then it just becomes another bland sjw company like Uber

>> No.10759588
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10759588

>>10757836
FILTHY SHORT-SELLERS LIKE YOU ARE MAKING ELON SENPAI DEPRESSED, SAD AND SUICICAL

HE WORKS 120H PER WEEK AND IS USING AMBIEN BECAUSE HE CANT SLEEP. YOU GUYS ARE TORTURING HIM.

>He blamed short-sellers — investors who bet that Tesla’s shares will lose value — for much of his stress. He said he was bracing for “at least a few months of extreme torture from the short-sellers, who are desperately pushing a narrative that will possibly result in Tesla’s destruction.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/16/business/elon-musk-interview-tesla.html

I WILL KILL EVERY TSLA SHORT SELLER IF ELON COMMIT SUDOKU, I SWEAR

>> No.10759791

>>10759588
>who are desperately pushing a narrative that will possibly result in Tesla’s destruction.
This seems like bait to be honest. Why would he encorage them by telling them they are winning?

>> No.10759924

>>10759474
>Why would anyone buy a Tesla if Musk wasn't running, especially if he stepped down? Then it just becomes another bland sjw company like Uber

>only buying because of meme man CEO

amazing

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>>10759588
you gotta spice things up every now and again

>> No.10760048

>>10759588
This but unironically. Feel bad for the guy, but greatness can only be achieved through struggle. He'll pull through as he always did.

>> No.10760150

>>10757975
yep