/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10727191
CRIKEY

When I make it I'm going to pay all you magnificent fucks in oz and kiwiland a visit

I expect the shitposting over Link to get worse now that us Australians can start to get our hands on it much simpler lmao

cheers cunt welcome to the cult

>>10727191
Can you imagine Australia having the most oracles?

Gotta check the data output for spiders.

How many Links does Fortitude Valley holds? Asking for a friend

>>10727191
3k linklet here keen for the singularity

Sergey will set us free

>>10727191
You're a bit late dickhead. Where have you been? Fuckin bungadoo?

>>10727352
I couldn't be bothered to fuck around buying btc to convert to chainlink on other exchanges.
Just waited for Coinspot to do a direct Link for AUD transaction. Costs 1%... but for all the fucking around I'd have to do I'm just happy to do it this way.

Congrats mate soread the eord to the autistic aussies to hop on LINK Marine here 37k strong

>>10727352
how can you be late for something that keeps getting less expensive

>>10727382
Obviously you dint know shit about it so hop off out dicks dont be sad you have no bag of this GEM dont worry ill higher you’re cunt self to clean my asshole

>>10727382
>>10727365
I meant he's bit late for the coinspot listing you fucking retards. Shits old news

>>10727416
It's been on there for 2 days. What sort of fancy up to date fucking news cycle are you on cunt?
I was just waiting for the paycheque to go through and we're all sweet.

>>10727191
Oh shit mate, time to jump on the train

>>10727191
So what exactly do they let you do in that shithole anyway? You can't buy houses, you can't kill abos, and you've only recently been able to buy link.

Fuck yeah cunts who is in the valley tonight, let's have some shots to celebrate.

>>10727537
Aww sorry bro down here in Sydney sinkin vb schooeys

>>10727554

>>10727554
You're right lad, enjoy hey

coinspot is a ripoff

>>10727429
The one where my heads not up my ass cunt. More than two days ya poof

>>10727536
The thing is with Australia is that it's a big place.
So these inner city shiny cunts, with their up to date news cycles like exhibitA here >>10727416 create all these rules. But the thing is, there's no one to enforce those rules once you're a fair few kilometers from the centre of town.
It's a big country mate. We've got one of the highest childrens abduction rates in the western world. I'm not cheering, but the point I'm making is that there's a big disconnect between what the government doesn't allow us to do and what actually get done.

>>10727191
sweet as, Im gonna spend all me dollary doos on this. ow many crypties did you cunts buy

>>10727580
I just checked coinspot and it's been up there for one week. So 2days... 1 week we're only a few digits off you pedantic dickhead.
I can already tell you're from Victoria.

LINK is vaporware - none of its bagholders can even explain how it will work because THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW
>>10727016

>>10727693
>no one is going to use something that doesn't exist yet because something they use now works already
Just like cars and computers huh?

Das it mane

>>10727717
You don't even know how the fuck LINK intends to work. Read the thread and get back to me >>10726979

>>10727537

You gonna give some of the homeless abos LINK?

>>10727576

I think the fees are basically the same as Binance or anywhere else now, they changed it some time ago from what it was orignially

>>10727777

>>10727761
Fuck no, no linkies no friend. Those homeless guys have no idea of the stress and anxiety we have gone through with Chainlink. Absolutely no idea.

Now if coinspot can just get HOT I can say goodbye to the Chinese chinks and give my money to the aussie chinks instead

>>10727761
>sign up to coinspot
>dont "tick the box" for gibs
>ALERT: please be aware 10% of each trade will go to support the traditional owners of this exchange
>accept fees, because only 4 competent banks with all the control dont allow deposits to anywhere else
>make trade
>try to withdraw to mew wallet
>STOP: did you forget to say sorry? you have been automatically debited 10% of your LINK to "bridge the gap"
>click sorry button and proceed
...straya

>>10727821
>dat greentxt story
Lucky Coinspot is run by Chinese people and not white people from Melbourne. I have never met a Chinese person that likes black people, aboriginal or sub-saharans lmao

>>10727191
coinspot is a ripoff. ozi with 35k clink here

>>10728123
They lowered their fees. 0.25% between coin trades, $3 to transfer out and 1% to buy directly from AUD.
Plus now I can transfer back in with altcoins at no cost.

>>10727537
See you at Birdees mate

>>10728203
Fuck yeaaaaaaaaah, cheap fire-engines if you're into that faggy stuff. Nothing faggy about gettin drunk though.

>>10727789
Based and redpilled

>>10727821
I worked for a health fund and we have to pay respects to the traditional land owners before every meeting - fucking kek

>>10728588

university here, me too

How much ID and verification does coinspot require? Are they trustworthy?

>>10729094
They require a fair bit of verification. But the process is worth it

>>10729094
You have to stand there like a dickhead and take a photo with a sign saying you want to be verified. Also a licence.

>>10729110
>>10729122
Is BTC markets any better? I don't want to hand over a ton of personal information. I understand the need for some, but I've read all the shit coinspot wants and it is ridiculous.

coinjar or btcmarkets

>>10729196
I didn't take a picture for BTCmarkets. They may need your licence though...

>>10727191
>>10727224

I hate this. I hate Australia. I bought Chainlink so I can escape this shit nation and the shit people in it. What was ever hard about making a binance account and buying it there?

From the looks of it Coinspot is just doing orders for chainlink in a similar way to coinbase. I am not sure I haven't used it much. But I don't see any candles or limit buys.

I bought Link the hour it got listed on Binance and I am aussie.

>>10727581

this cunts got a point. I literally don't consider Perth to be a part of Australia. It too far away from the other cities to really have any sort of cultural connection. It's legally a city in our country but basically it's a fucking island in a desert.

This place is so fucking big though I consider people from other states foreigners. When I meet other Aussies overseas and then find out they are from a different state than me I don't even bother hanging around to talk. No different to any other foreign cunt around to me.

>>10729122
fkn hilarious

Look at these fucking losers. It's like a MLP meet up. They must think they're hot shot CEOs of the next big thing but you can sense how palpable the awkwardness in the room was.

This is what you've put you'r hard earned dollars into, link-shits. A bunch of social rejects who couldn't handle a job at McDonald's.

That said, Adelaide reporting in.

>>10729777
Alex get back to work.

>>10727412
>>10727412
>dont worry ill higher you’re cunt self to clean my asshole
*hire
absolute state of linkies

Interesting nobody mentions the timing of this which coincides with the announcement of the first bond settlement project that will take place using ethereum, and the payment settlement through Swift. Coincidence? I don't think so.

>>10730181
no-one likes to state the obvious friend. no-one likes those kinda people IRL, however I see no problem when it comes to these discussions.
stay stinky.

>>10729777
>Adelaide reporting in
Ugh..... Fuck off you leftist piece of trash.
Unless you voted Cory. In which case you're a legend.

>>10729682
>What was ever hard about making a binance account and buying it there?
I couldn't buy with the might AUD? Fuck off black cunt.