/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10714128
Gold, silver, food, shit loads of food and ammo. Hopefully you have some money off shore in case you have to bail.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>10714128
sniff sniff etc your thread sucks op

>>10714128
op your thread is full of neets

>>10714128
easy I have only about 30% of my savings invested

>>10714128
Own my house outright-cash in the bank

>>10714128
Relax cowboy....We're still about 2 years away.

>>10714128
Be 20%+ cash/cash equivalents. Almost every richfag is doing this. Pick up the scraps from the fire sales & liquidations in the next meltdown.

Read Distressed Debt Analysis by Stephen G. Moyer and books on bankruptcies/restructuring.

If you have an existing business, buy your competitors assets at fractions of their MSRP when they go bankrupt. I actually work in metalworking and certain machines were selling at 60-80% off during the financial crisis.

>>10714195
In 2007, everyone was saying we were 3-5 years away. All it takes is for one market to collapse and the rest will follow, especially in a more globalized society wherw everyone owes everyone money.

>>10714146
based

>>10714128
Those manly legs actually make me sick. Fucking gross.

>>10714455
Or we could cancel all the circular debts instead of trying to extract increasing amounts of wealth from plebs and grinding the economy to a halt in the process.

>>10714193
Ya gonna sink with it

>>10714487
crashes are healthy for markets, otherwise how else do you pop the bubble.

>>10714128
>How do you prepare for the upcoming financial crisis?
nudity although sometimes I wear socks.
I don't see the point in clothes anymore
I hope it does happen and I die (hypothermia would be nice) because fuck this gay earth. Even a collapse these days would be a shit collapse. Loads of crappy neets dumping buckets of shit in the middle of the night and anti looting drones with flir killing anything after curfew or in restricted zone. Loats of s o y urban hipsters with Gucci ARs striking poses while queuing up to get a blowjob from the middle aged local trap for a cigarette. Loats of fatties lying dead fro heart attacks with a glawk in one hand. I probably wouldn't even notice. I first cut cable tv, then I blocked everyone in my address book then I uninstalled all apps. Now I have just started turning off the router for a few days. I just lie on the floor naked and stare at the ceiling an my dog lies on the bed on his back doing the same. I've been living potato powder and multivitamins for six .don't even know when its night or day anymore. My hands shake and I'm terrified that I may see a human. I don't care if I die. I just don't care anymore. I can see through the lens darkly now and where we are and what's around us normis can't see is bad anons, real bad, Nearly all the people have demons in them that are twisting them. Its getting worse every day. People are afraid to leave their homes, they just want to be let alone, locked in their room and they don't even get that because all around is noise coming in and I can still hear the screama nd smell it and don't know whether to go mad with range and return fire or just crawl into a corner flat and cry an then realise I'm not there anymore. Its all coming apart anons and so are you. We are dying rapidly now each one of us and we know we can feel it but no one says anything. Now its just cruelty and death. I don't want humans near me while I am dying in case they torture me.

>>10714146

>>10714128
Cheap, far out of the money puts.

>>10714891
Holy shit that was gold

>>10714460

>being this new

>>10714690
a slow deflation is better than a crash

>>10714508
Bought cash in 2008 for 1/2 listing price-now I live for taxes insurance and maintenance.

>>10714128
Far too much arse is posted on biz.

>>10714128
Doubling down on my depression now so that when I get wrecked in the future, I'll already be numb to it all.

>>10714193
Sauce?

>>10715776
kek

Buy silver bullion.

>>10716210
No. Silver coins.

>>10714891
How much did you invest in CoinMetro Anon?

Everything is a useless speculative asset except guns and water.

by knowing that this time it's literally different and buying the fucking dip you fucking idiot. what is it 2010 in here? why don't you call up Ron Paul to try to drum up some doom and gloom if you're so intent on crashing the economy. sweetie, it's not happening EVER this time. the SP500 and housing will continue to go up in a straight line forever. it's hyperinflation but for the moneyed classes only. hyperinflation in US based assets without hyperinflation in consumer goods. like nothing seen ever before. buy all in now on at least 10x leverage or be a feudal serf EOY

>>10716210
>Buy silver bullion.

yes....yes...silver coins. Bars are better, I use the amazing thermal properties to cool my ass crack and sooth it buy jamming a handcast smooth 1KG bar in there. Tis also prevents werewolf rape. The downside I the antibacterial properties of silver have killed all the natural protective bacteria down there. This has lead to many infected haemorrhoids, but this just drives me to cram the cool soothing silver bar back in my ass crack. It's a vicious cycle of inflation and deflation down there.

Does anyone else here jam silver bars in their ass crack? Like I say it does protect against werewolf rape which is always an on going threat?

>>10716572
What is a good entry point for the SP500 in case of a recession?

I was thinking between 1800-2100

>>10716925
>this isn't pasta
10/10

>>10714193
Commies nationalizing everything and bank runs would disagree with you anon.

>>10714128
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT ZOOMER FUCK I CAN'T STAND THESE THOTS BEING POSTED DAY IN AND DAY OUT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TROGLODYTES INFESTING MY BOARD WITH THESE LITERAL SATANIC TEMPTATIONS TO WASTE MY SEED. THIS IS A FUCKING BLUE BOARD