/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for collective consciousness manipulating the market

>>10708513
You were already first as OP.
>op
>fag
checks out

SELL AMD
Tariffs will make it collapse

>>10708524
>starting enumeration from 1
fag

this power hour rally is fake and gay. This shit's going to gap down so hard tomorrow.

>>10708541
279 is my next target, same as yesterday.

Knife catching RTI right now. I think the bull volume in weed sector today should be enough to nudge it in to bullish reversal. Only reason it was bleeding out was a correlation with business partner and large shareholder Aurora Cannabis. Aurora was dumping so RTI, being a small cap, dumped along with it but harder. Oversold RSI on daily and 4h scales. Not following sector pump much just yet.

I picked these up as part of my "not selling for years" portfolio.

I'm going to kill myself


>>10708513
Mr markets a piece of shit.

>>10708568
I’m not doing anything yet, haven’t even looked into a stock I’d want to make a spread for. Just something I feel like I should know about, will read moar. The two straddles I’ve done so far both went well.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

>tfw getting fucked in the ass by crude
Please tell me I did good by buying the dip

>>10708577
>He didn't load up on cheap Ford shares

believe in the bull

>>10708606
I was thinking about F or GM for a while now. Buffet sama picking up more GM pushed me over to the GM side.

>sold calls +50%
>bought puts +50%
where my VIX flippahs at?

>>10708615
Other shit aside, F has a marketing problem.

>>10708628
Vix favorite anime Dolphin !

>>10708606
bro... read that wsj article on hackett. dude's a total fruitfly <just look at that faaaaace>.

>>10708645
I'm not too keen on autos. I'm just trying to diversify my longs.

>>10708561
Do you think there will be a short term correction after today’s movement?

>>10708656
From what I read he just seems extremely autistic, which is something we can not only relate to, but all get on board with.

>>10708677

Yes of course. That's a guarantee after a 30% pump (for Canopy) except in rare circumstances.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? It was a bumpy ride, but I’m up 2.61%!

DING DING DING DING DING

>>10708724
DOWN -1.2%

>when you couldn't get into a NTAP strangle before close despite being two cents under bid

>>10708724
9.5% making this my best single day in a long while.

>>10708724
Down 2.81% and picked up some new long holds. >>10708577
Congrats on Chipotle

>>10708724
had to adjust AMD day trade but still made a smol profit

DING DING DING DING DING

*DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS* *DABS*

GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS GREEN PAPIS

>>10708724
up 6.25% for the day

>>10708724
another day, another dollar, cant complain *shrugs*

>>10708699
I agree but could this be a rare circumstance? Constellation paid ~50% over market value per share

>>10708724
I've come back from worse. This is far from over.

>>10708724
I was up like 100% and now im only up 50%. Fuck this shit, I wanted a circuit breaker.

>>10708724
Go assfucked by AMRS to the tune of -1.2%.
I've got some knife-catching plays that closed earlied today (eurokuk) that would be well in the green now so it's not all bad.

>>10708758

>>10708693
no way based af Henry likes that his company is being run by a pedo face that segways to work, calls his engineers "imagineers", and awards bonuses based on dreamboards.

>>10708818
He's creepier than Tory Bruno. The reptilians can't even be bothered to put on a facade anymore.

>>10708818
You seem to forget that he was previously a chad

>>10708760

Dunno tbhfam. Set a stop loss at least.

>>10708862
Autistic Chad runs Ford? I now feel pretty safe about the div.

>>10708772
Have you recovered from the Amazon earnings fiasco?

>>10708888
based quads, it is literally like someone from /smg/ is running Ford. Like big5 pre mental and financial breakdown.

>>10708236
>>10708514
>>10708538
>answer:
bunnies
VIX luvs to draw bunnies <3 uWu desu desu desu senpai senpai senpai senpai

sorry to all l8 bears out there. you missed the fun (and it WAS fun). guess ya better HODL, amirite?

>>10708921
bic related

Crying at the liberry.
You guys don't even know the shit I'm stuck into. There's not even an exit out. I should stop whining but it's all over

>>10708936
There's no crying on wall street!!!

can someone tell me how the fuck DPZ makes 37% annual returns

>>10708932
>@_@<

>>10708814
they call it *wine* for reasons
*sip n drags*

>>10708932
cute

>>10708936
Shut the fuck up and take what capital you have left and get yourself out of that hole.

First for we’re all gonna fucking make it and I won’t hear anything otherwise.

>>10708986
>we’re all gonna fucking make it
Except baggie.

>>10708936
jump already

>>10708966
I went over this already. They deliver still hot out of the oven chocolate lava cake to my front door. How could they not. I'm waiting for the big one then I'm going balls deep on DPZ.

Also 7777 and 8888 on a day when I got 9.5%? I'm going to get hit by a truck to balance out the luck.

JD good earnings
NTAP bad earnings

watch out

>>10708986
Based.
I've never posted that word yet; we will all make it.

>>10708986
Not too sound like a beta but it's literally fucking over for me. I'm like Hitler when he killed himself. After a certain point you're fucked

>>10709047
>hitler
>ded
hes in antarctica w walt disney
read a book

>>10708898
not yet but if I can string a few 5000% gains days together I might make it.

>>10709047
Suicide is good, and easy to commit.
Do it already faggot.

>>10708724
Up 33%, very nearly back to making all time highs since I bought high and sold low on VIX calls, nuking 60% of my position. Which was around 20% of my port because I was retarded and decided to ignore position sizing.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>10709005
the driver's going to be a mexican here illegally with no insurance too

>>10709047
>I'm like Hitler when he killed himself.
Sorry sweetie, Hitler escaped to Argentina and lived a life of luxury, try again.

>>10709047
get some help faggot
stop shitting up the thread about how you are homeless or whatever

call the suicide hotline
visit the homeless shelter

stop gambling
get a job

fucks sake
>hurr im just like Hitler

what a FAGGOT

>>10709005
what's "the big one"?
next market crash?

>cisco mooning
Cisco shouldn't be allowed to moon.
It should be put out of its misery instead.

>>10708862
i bet he volunteered to play center and was the first in/last out of the shower room

>>10708888
checked

>>10708986
when I look at a picture like that, I just think how great it would be to clear cut the whole thing and strip mine it for any valuable minerals it might hold.

>>10708724
up 0.2%. better than not being up. some divvy and oil stocks took a hit but my based portfolio kept me afloat on a red dow day.

>>10708577
>TMUS instead of based T
Fuck you, cuck lover. You must be a black man because only a black man would love cucks as they would willingly let you fuck their wives.

>>10709099
I'm in California, all the truck drivers are illegals with no insurance, that's the real reason Obama passed Obamacare. Because the liberals know that their voter base won't obey the law.

>>10709149
rude

>>10708986
That's really pretty, where are you?

EAT aka brinker literally Nothing happened

>>10709005
i too received digits

>>10709159
I'm in Michigan, all the truck drivers here are muslims that can hardly speak English because they literally cannot find people to drive trucks up here. They are offering $7500 sign on bonuses and $60000 to $70000 starting pay with full benefits.

>>10709137
Every government job I've ever seen uses Cisco IP phones.

>>10709130
That's the idea yes.

>>10709174
Nice, upside-down evil.

>>10708961
>There's no crying on wall street!!!

Oh yes there is. Whole thing floats on a river of tears and blood. And probably some semen.

>>10709122
It's ok I'm just a weak person. And nature kills weakness naturally. Why is the American way so painful to do it? Like just fucking kill me. I've already ruined it all.

>>10709228
Get your shit together anon, you don't want to end up like him do you?

>>10708414
how many shared did u buy? as a shitstain, im curious as to how much does one require to feel like a pristine white man

>>10709246
Idk who that is

>>10709277
I think it's Plane/BigFiveGuy but don't quote me on that.

Pretty good interview with Canopy CEO Bruce Linton on Bloomberg/BNN today. Guy is a character and I'm happy to have him as current defacto figurehead of Canadian weed business.

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/i-got-this-suit-at-winners-no-flash-for-canopy-growth-s-paper-millionaire-co-ceo-1.1123999

>>10709277
>>10709287
If you don't know who it is, it's probably best you don't know. It will just depress you even more.

>>10709256
In the long run pot stocks will go to utter shit. I was considering buying some CGC since it dipped quite a bit but I wasnt willing to sell my tech stocks to buy some pot stock. I made some money off aphria in the past the whole pot stock thing is just news and hype the fundamentals are horrible and the only winners will be already established companies making money off the pot industry somehow because the natural course will be that there will be overproduction where pot is just seen as a commodity.

>>10709287
It is, kek
He deserves his fate from being a face poster

what happened to big5cuck, did he get perma banned for posting gay porn?

>>10709305
post feet

WEED is 10% of my portfolio, today was a good day buds

>>10709314
he just changed his name is all

>>10709246
i'd bang his girlfriend. he lost his money so he lost her. what's her number? she can blow me in my corner office

>>10709300
Or they could get bought out by tobacco companies. Tobacco shares are ridiculously high.

>>10709314
He doesn't post under any of his trips anymore but he still hangs around in the small hours of the night.

>>10709287
I really don't want to be anyone. I just want to die. Maybe I should just play videogames. I spent 3 hours shitposting and crying about life. I fucked up. I can't fix this world or myself. Everyone here is capable of something greater. I wish I had this thought ten years ago. I'm haunted by my decisions and actions. Love is the key to a better world. I just want eternal slumber. I can't even read fiction books so i can't be an artist. Just a meme. Suicide is going to happen. Everyone call your family tell them you love them it'll mean the world.

>>10709122
>what a FAGGOT
checked

>>10709246
F
if only we couldve warned him

>>10709344
shut the fuck up if you won't even tell us what you're being an edgy nigger about

>>10709344
bruh, its only money. you can always make more. just sack up and play it safer. don't go for the get rich quick schemes

>>10709317
I was actually looking into it like a week ago and decided to just dump it in safer shit instead

Kind of kicking myself desu

>>10709344
lol

>>10709305
>his fate
it's hard to find a purpose and people who genuinely like you and want you around when you're handed everything on a silver platter
I don't envy Big5, he seems deeply unhappy but I don't truly know that niggas life

he's unintelligent about investing and wanted to seem cool; when people hated on him for losing people's money he probably couldn't handle it
changed a trip, pretends not to care, became inflammatory, but still comes back; evidence lines up for me

>>10709344
Pack your bags and go to boot camp.

>>10709374
Already tried and failed

>>10709387
Foreign Legion.

JD earnings surprise
hope you closed your puts

>>10709315
They were underwater and muddy, does it really count??

>>10709344
You just need cocaine, a blow job, some scotch, and a cuban cigar. Then I want you to go out and have fun making some one elses day miserable.

>>10709344
>Maybe I should just play videogames.
please go do that
if you get sick of it, go shitpost on /v/ about how you cant find enjoyment in vidya anymore
a change of scene would probably help

but either way, please just leave us the fuck alone
we dont care
youre worse than any tripfag ever with your starved, desperate seeking for attention. it makes me physically sick

me bored....
someone give me stocks to see if they correlate together

>>10709399
no, post another set

Cisco l, what are you doing, I bought you on a lark with my silver gains. How even are you up 3.45 a share, I just bought you.

Based and Blessed Trump I'm actually getting tired of winning. I might actually have to pay taxes this year.

>>10709405
>I want you to go out and have fun making some one elses day miserable.
That's actually the one of the keys to happiness. Make some other poor bastard miserable.
There are many keys, and this is just one.

>>10709413
this
when I crawled out of the gutter I wasn't allowed to complain

>>10709413
I understand. I'm a beta. Nature kills people like me. It's a normal reaction to want to kill someone like me. It's mammalian nature.

>>10709415
Post those fucking feet first!

>>10709412
>from Chad to Sad
HOLY SHEIT yes

The text needs to be changed, however. He's so sad, I refuse his marriage.
Imagine being such a degenerate that even I reject you.

>>10709415
Kill yourself

>>10709415
post your feet faggot you promised

>>10709433
It's an arranged marriage comfy, you never had a say in the matter.

If you didnt /Long the SPY/ today you arent allowed to see rkg feet, sorry not sorry

>>10709415
AMD, INTC, MU, NVDA, AMAT
Hows those toes doing; aren't pedicures memes or something?

>>10709446
WTF no!! I'm not entirely gay, and he's mean to me! Why would you set me up for an abusive marriage from the get go??

>>10709425
What was your entry point?

>>10709455
I longed QQQ x2, do I get do enter the sekrit treehouse feet temple?

>baggy holding slv calls
I lost 200$ on metal longs, now I've made 3x that back shorting them

come to the dark side baggy

>>10709429
srsly dude go blubber about how youre a suicidal third positionist somewhere else
you sound like a broken record
how many times have you repeated this garbage to your self?
shut the fuck up, if only for your OWN sake

>>10709415
>>10709432
>>10709442
SHOW PEDDY

>>10709415
If you felt up to it I'd appreciate if you could check USO, HCLP, and ETP. Ive been wondering if there was some kind of negative correlation because I swear when I never make money on them at the same time.

>>10709471
No.
Baggy must grow poorer.
It's kinda like that jewish scapegoating ritual, he must do all retarded plays so that we don't.
In the end we will magically transfer al our debt to him and then chuck him off a cliff.

>>10709459
You two need to look after each other.

>>10709363
it was completely out of the blue

the only other press releases were about mundane things like buying a japanese clothing company. it even went down to 32-33$ the previous day.

>>10709495
baggy has made nothing but profit trading tlt with me
he's still solvent after all this time so he must have been green on SOMETHING

>>10709482
There is absolutely nothing I can do to fix myself or my past. The pain is insurmountable.

>>10709495
>In the end we will magically transfer al our debt to him and then chuck him off a cliff.
The jews weren't the only ones to do this, the druids of olden times did so too where the poor sucker who ate the wrong bean got butchered into a blood eagle so the Sun would rise again.

>>10709509
More like high on crystal, sleeping in various dumpsters around his city.

>>10709471
it's probably too late now, i'm locked out. we'll see what happens when they open the market.

>>10709412
please post better quality and larger image

>>10709512
Holy fucking shit dude just get it together. Literally billions of people have had it worse
You think you have it worse than a fucking kid in Yemen who gets ass raped every day, who's parents got killed in a Saudi Air strike, and is starving to death because all the food is gone??
Fucking 1st world whites are an abomination who need a new plague to suffer to become strong again

>>10709539
I don't have one, I crapped that out in a couple of minutes. We will consider that a rough draft. It will take time to make a high quality one.

>>10709512
>(You)

DUDE
>WEED
LMAO

>>10709415
do Gold and PG

>>10709415
HYG and IWM

i SOLD WEED AT $7 A YEAR AGO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10709524
baggy, what's your current net worth after the AMZN debacle?

>>10709143
Come cut the forest, I killed so many trees last year

>>10709169
30 nautical miles from where that into the wild dumbass died

To the faggot considering suicide: I’m sure you’re larping but my friend you are letting your emotions control you when you should be in control of your emotions. Focus on producing instead of winning. Imagine yourself as holding a syringe. Your job is to extract capital from the market, then move on. No emotions. You get on the train, you get off the train. You get on the wrong one, get off ASAP with hopefully not much lost. There is no glory in being a degenerate gambler. There is pride in being a productive trader. Get it together anon.

>>10709577
>implying he had any positions

does this dumb bitch know what correlation and causation are?

jesus christ...

>>10709547
I may not have it that bad but literally all of my hope has been shattered. Every single goal and dreams taken away. I am hardly even a human anymore. The only thing I can do now is just be alone by myself and scrape off the dregs of society just to survive.
I'm just going to play videogames numbing my brain until death.

>>10709415
this aint gonna be too useful on individual stocks
but sector ETFs? oh yea

>>10709589
I'm going to ask you one question and I need you to be completely honest. How old are you?

Is there a userscript that would let me filter people by ID?

>>10709602
install 4chanX

>>10709579
I understand that. I've read tons of books on everything. They fill me with hope and joy and i wish I read them eaeliter but my life's ruined. It's fucking over. I can't get famous I can't get anything out of the market. I have to die alone. I wish I could go back and play the capital game again with a fresh read mind but my mistakes are taken over me. I honestly wish I were fucking dwad more than anything.

>>10709602
needs updates every thread tho obviously

>>10709598
Almost 30

>>10709577
like every including property?

>>10709589
My dawg, if you have the capital (both financial and time wise) to play vidya you have the capital necessary to become a millionaire provided you’re willing to work for it. You literally have a massive advantage over a full 90% of organisms on the planet just by being alive in your situation.

>>10709626
Either join the military or go to a trade school. You will make a shit ton of cash and get your head straight.

>no more (You)s 4 you

>>10709616
life tip: set the bar low for yourself, then you'll be happier when you exceed expectations. if you can't exceed the low bar, don't set a bar and do whatever the fuck you want. as long as its not illegal, you can get away with so much shit with a dgaf attitude

>>10709619
Yes but it's still an improvement over having to 'manually' filter out some attention whore flooding the thread and the indignant replies to them.

>>10709634
I can't do ant of that for reasons I can t get into.

>>10709641
Got kicked out of military for being too dumb to fold clothes correctly. I can't use my hands.

>>10709589
Okay do that and shut the fuck up

>>10709631
yeah, my guess is that you blew about 100K on amazon puts and now you're worth like 300K, could be way off

for example, i have 350k liquidity, a 620K home with 80K in equity and only 1700 in credit card debt for a total of around 430K net worth

>>10709663
seconded

Anybody else ready for Canopy Growth weed beverages?

*sips* ahhhh

>>10709658
move to LA and do gay for pay porno. You literally just have to lay there and let some black dude fuck your boi pucci and get paid.

>>10709663
just stop giving it (You)s
itll get desperate and seek attention elsewhere

>>10709681
I actually would. I'm a ten out of ten in gay world

>>10709678
I can safely say I've never drank weed. That said 14 shots of Jack and some really mean weed had me fucked up for like 16 hours.

>>10709693
Done. It's so hopeless not even /r9k/ would deal with it's shit

>>10709718
movie night when?
i wanna watch the made for tv movie about enron

>>10709729
Smartest guys in the room rules

>>10709729
>>10709745
probably 9:30 pm mountain daylight time Saturday
pic related is the host

>>10709678

Nah I'm not a fan of the high edibles produce. Inhaled weed (with a dry media vaporizer) is my favorite delivery method. Hits quickly and doesn't last an extended period of time. I don't like a high that hangs around for hours on end.

I'll stop bitching. I'm qt the point where I'm finished being sad anyway. I'm just honestly so fucking stuck and fucked. I'll stop though. Thanks for listening.

spooky week so far

>>10708752
nice, im merging the two indicators after nap time

>>10709483
>>10709442
>>10709432
;_; sigh
Me guess did promise and never break promise >_>

Here, was gonna put make up on but screw it @_@
Keep in mine foot was black and blue from internal bleeding few months ago

>>10709729
>>10709745
>>10709770
I’ve got nothing going on tonight, want me to host a cheeky mid-week movie?

>>10709745
theres also the way shittier one
>enron: the unshredded truth

>>10709779
do you know if theres a way to plot two seperate indicators over one another, with different scaling?
i need an OBV to compliment my shekel flow indicator

>>10709805
Not bad senpai. I'm glad that (you're not an anon but) you're probably not gonna die for a while.
How fucked are you by the bills again?
>>10709815
Ye; unless gomfy's doing it on >>10709770

>>10709805
Fuck you're a man

>>10709805
Lmao fat

>>10709805
Thank you for delivering
>>10709837
I've said all along that kneepad is a trap but nobody wanted to believe me.

>>10709805
Fuck, I've literally just fapped

>>10708724
Crypto was the only thing stopping me from losing $100 today

So I sold half of it before that too started dropping again

I miss the markets in 17'

>see CGC yesterday
>think: "eh the laws wont start going into effect until October ill wait a bit"
>it went up today
>wants to fucking die
Also im about to sell all of FNKO and i dont even give a shit because some boomer tried telling me "BUT THEY GOT PEZ" who the fuck gives a shit about Pez its not gonna make the stock go to $24

I've contacted a friends that is savvy in photoshop. I plan on getting a high quality "from chad to sad" book cover soon to share with this board.

>>10709881
It actually probably will if the Pez collectors are still big. Which they are.

>>10709837
That's just rude, that's not even a particularly manly foot. It's pretty unisex, but based off of hands and feet I'm still holding she's like an average woman. Heck I dated a dancer with uglier feet. Ballet will destroy your sole.

>>10709971
So keep investing in onions?

>>10708724
Down 1.4% thanks to Adobe

>>10709860
>fapping
>to men's feet

>>10709997
Women are like onions they have many layers. When I woman tells you that something is wrong she really means it's time to buy more shoes, but if she already has all the shoes then you buy boots.

here corros for HYG-IWM-GLD-PG (just lumped them all together for lulz)

HYG and IWM am heavily positively correlated with r around .7

interestingly Gold and PG am slightly negatively correlated, around -0.1
but only slightly

>>10709815
>>10709834
im in
what time?
remember:
NO FUCKING MOUNTAIN TIME

EST only

>>10709805
that is a jewish man's foot. you're a jewish man? for some reason you can tell jews from their feet and noses

>>10710068
do we have a way of looking at the particular outlier datapoints?
THOSE are the reversals

>>10709669
>blowing 100k on short term options on an earnings gamble
never gonna make it

>>10710074
How’s 11:30 EST sound? It might take me a bit to get the movie and figure out how to stream

>>10709826
>do you know if theres a way to plot two seperate indicators over one another, with different scaling?
>i need an OBV to compliment my shekel flow indicator
not sure, RKG probably knows a way
that was one of the things i planned on doing, so the penis index has a true zero level at 0, like the guppy

also i need to find a way to incorporate volume somewhere on there

>>10709699
>>10709681
in my area there are places where young twinks can make thousands in a night getting pounded lmao
capitalism is great

>>10709669
lol i dont think baggy had anywhere near that much firepower in there lad

i think he lost a little over $20k but thats it

>>10709805
Your foot is surprisingly beautiful desu sempai.

>>10709805
looks kinda like mine

>>10710139
I'm a muscle bear. Gays love me

>>10710136
>not sure, RKG probably knows a way
as far as we can tell, you cant, sadly

>>10710155
if you're not a fat retard you're already ahead of 90% of the population dipshit

Is this hair?

>>10710166
Im a certified personal trainer.
I'm legitimately fit

Is CGC a stock you should still invest in until October or has it hit its peak?

>>10710179
just use stops and thank me later lad

>>10710178
then what the hell were you whining about this whole thread then? did you blow up your life's savings?

>>10710178
You do realize that being attractive makes life easy mode right? You are probably just used to getting shit handed to you and never having any serious hardships. Now that you're in a rut, it seems like the world is ending for you.

>>10710188
just dont talk to it

>>10709777
I dont subscribe to the "african kids have it worse than you so you should be grateful" notion, but i do believe that if you lurk /r9k/ long enougj, youll quickly realize that even the 1st world, that there are people who are inherently worse off than you. capitalism is a dog eat dog wothout making it seem like your eating other dogs game, and im sorry that youre bad at it. but do understand that failure is impertinent. youll think on these moments later in life, and realize hoq far you have traversed, my friend.

the best of luck.

>>10710200
Lol no I'm a 0/10.
Only gays like me because I look like their dad's. But gay4pay is a fucking shame.

>>10710188
I worked hard for it for over 5 years. I still can't do the basics of it but I have discipline. Never got me anywhere though. I can't have sex so it's useless

>>10710222
Then make a youtube channel or some shit. If you are mildly interesting and are capable of marketing yourself, you can make money that way. Or twitch stream.

>>10710235
I can't become famous. I already know I would.

>>10710239
You're a baffling person. You seem like you are the type of person that loves being miserable. You've been given a ton of suggestions to help yourself and you make an excuse for each and every one.

>>10708498
>mfw when I got XXk on NVDA earnings tmr
Its a strange kind of feel

>>10710252
I mean my problem is that I made mistakes years ago and so I have to stay alone. So it's taking away my potential. Idk none of you are me so you'll never understand.

>>10710252
I didn't get an excuse cause it knows I'm right.

>>10709405

CRASH TOMMOROW!!!!!!!!!!

>>10709837
>>10709852
That foot is too small to be a man's foot. It's got at least 2 x chromosomes, it could have an extra one some where though.

>>10710321
DEPRESSED BRO HAS NOW GONE MOBILE

which bridge you driving to desu?

>>10710305
I get tired of telling my story but fuck it. I was working a shitty factory job, got tired of my life going no where, when my lease expired on my house I left and moved back into my parents house and enrolled in college. Got a part time job as a janitor to supplement my income. I'm 31, I get looked down on by people for still living at home but I'm the happiest I've ever been. You can always make a change it's never too late.

>>10710382
sorry forgot my trip

>>10710342
On one hand, I'm short emerging markets
On the other hand, i have calls on MU and SBUX
On the other hand, this post just shills the new podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrURq30Yvzs

>>10710390
I appreciate it anon. It's just that someone's putting a metaphorical gun to my head. It's haunted me for years and they are trying to ruin me. At some point in my life im going to have to murder this person. I don't want too I just want to live alone on a farm but I have too one day.
Also good job anon you'll make it. I honestly believe all of you will make it.

>>10710378
I think baggie might be right. Skin is also thin and soft looking. I’d give 60% odds on it being an effeminate man who’s been on HRT for an good while. Would succ desu

What online Broker lets me buy japanese stocks?

>>10710392
For fucks sakes depressed Anon, even baggie is looking down on you and if you look up both the words sad and degenerate in the dictionary, this picture shows up.

>>10708534
Jesus fucking christ is this real or not? I went full on AMD seeing its bullish trend.

>>10710420
Funny little legs!

>>10710102
there am but soooo many
https://python-graph-gallery.com/all-charts/

if you have any ideas tell me ! you can choose from (almost) any charting type and me will make work

pic related am probably best at finding out lyers but it boring

>>10709861
1917, oh fuck, me too.

>>10710435
>if you have any ideas tell me !
ok
>/ZB vs /ZN vs /ZF vs /ZT
>/ZB vs /ES
>/DX vs /GC
>/DX vs /SI
>/CL vs XOP
>/ZW vs /ZC
>/CL vs /NG
>/GC vs /SI vs /PL vs /PA vs /HG
that should be enough to get started

>>10710179

Trailing stop and/or take at least partial profit tomorrow. It will pull back, the question is how much and for how long. Do not ride this fucker over the edge of a cliff and wind up bag holding.

>>10710435
also, i meant looking at where in the pricechart it was at the time. i believe the reversal points happen around major divergences from each other

the correlation chart you used was fine imo, and theres a couple that should be grouped together

>>10710525
!! ok will look at some of these

but was really asking for exotic charting types from: https://python-graph-gallery.com/all-charts/

@_@

Reluctant kneepad girl, show us your portofolio.

I think you are a fraud.

>>10710569
i think this one would look gud desu
https://python-graph-gallery.com/82-marginal-plot-with-seaborn/#prettyPhoto

>>10710078
Explain this more please.

>>10710419
Iunno TS and IKBR?

>>10710390
what are you going to school for? i was in your situation too. was my own man so to speak and realized quickly that it was miserable as all hell.

now, i have a wife, the both of us have two jobs and were staying woth her parents because her parents dont believe in kicking their children out because they reach a certain in life ad magically became pieces of shit that deserves to be kicked out.

I have about $10K I’m gonna sink into the market, is now a good time to jump in?
I was thinking of adding in $1K a week to hedge against the marking taking a shit

>>10710408
>preaches sticking to index funds
>makes the most retarded trades of /smg/

cognitive dissonance much Gomfy ?

Diablo 3 on switch confirmed. ATVI $100 by EOY.

>>10710570
what would showing you me poor folio do? >_>

>>10710630
!! ok will work on that one too

>>10710721
I have experience with Jew girl feet and RKG’s don’t really look Jewish. Those little freckles are suspicious though

>>10710782
Hope you bought ATVI dip today
The fucking Ten Cent chink missed on earnings and dragged the whole sector down

>>10710772
Hehehe, it's just the summary of the book!! I wish I would follow it, but I can't because ATH

What does /smg/ think of robo advisors like wealthfront, betterment etc.

>>10710833
take profit and run !

Been thinking of getting into defence stocks lately. I live in an environment where I'm more informed than the average trader and they seem to be pretty stable/predictable. Anyone focus on these? Any tips or news sources you follow?

>>10710833
Wasn’t your ATH when you first put money in your RH account lel

>>10710896
Absolutely destroyed. (AND NO I WAS UP 100% FROM UVXY before I lost it all)
>>10710849
I mean the market ATH, definitely not me desu kek

>>10710874
Keep on an eye on K, if there's a skirmish brewing they are usually aware long before news orgs do.

>>10710764
Accounting, but I honestly should have went to trade school for HVAC or been a truck driver.

>>10710783
That you are a profitable stock trader

>>10710838
no
next question

>>10710420
You know for a sad degenerate, I know how to find the feeling of being happy. I can come back in 5 years from now and say look at this! Your db is now worth 35 bucks a share. See I told you so, but nah fuck that. Ain't nobody got time for that. Shit 5 years from now, how many trades will I make between now and then, probably 1000s, and for the record, yeah this trade war has only begun, and we're going to see blood on the streets, serious pull back will ensue, but look at these Sudan migrants that fucking just fucked up the shit out in europoor land. Trump had Sudan on his first list of banned countries, and everybody said he's racists. Well oh well, lets just ban cars from approaching the building. No more cars is the answer. I think people who are too polite deserve to be taken advantage of, and when they don't learn or understand, they're actually fucking retarded, and shit. Like last weekend I was banging this 40+ year old broad and we were talking about her ex and how he doesn't take care of his previous ex's kids, and how that other broad has alimony and she wants some of that too. I dunno what it means pertaining to what I was just talking about, but II'm pretty sure if you want to be happy you just can't really care.

>>10708534
i just saw an amd processor and cooler in the dumpster in my complex, now i know why

>>10710999
>you expect me to read all that shit nigger

>>10710770
Pls respond I want to start getting rich

>>10711006
Don't talk shit about muh AMD. But yes, running a good cooling solution is important on some of the cards more so if over clocking and really pushing it.

>>10711030
Of course not, you're a little bitch.

>>10711054
The market's about to take a shit, if your time frame is huge, wait till the mid terms, volatility is coming back my dude.

>>10708498
I worked out today that I make the equivalent of $24.50 * 40hr/week through investing/trading now.

>>10709519

I wish I knew how/where to find meth...

>>10708724
18% because of BOXL but sold it and then bought back with this 500 I had saved for TSLA puts. I might go 0% tomorrow morning.

>>10708534
They're the least affected by the tariffs among semi-conductor companies if I recall correctly.

>>10711054
So look at it like this, you've got some real bearish signs on the SPY chart. Personally being bearish in the next 3-4 months, is probably where you should be. What's going on right now is companies are reporting huge earnings because of the tax cuts, but now with trade war on, earnings aren't going to be as great as shit starts ramping up through the quarters. There is a ton of uncertainty in the air, and investors hate uncertainty, thats where the selling occurs and when the investors aren't buying shit goes down. What is the timeframe for your investment? It's seriously the most important thing to look at, goals and time frame.

>>10709805
looked better with the long toenails

>>10711134
More detail

>>10711054
we actually aren't in a big bubble like everyone is saying, it's just

1. TA fags who are shorting the double top
2. some stocks are inflated right now that will end up retracing the nasdaq 100

just avoid those stocks and cost average and you should be fine

>>10710964
me am not ATM though, lost basically $150 buying AAV, BTC, and HMNY T_T

will take me forever for get out of this hole >_>
only thing me profit on am day trading SPY

>>10710822
thats blood clots from internally bleeding that not go away yet

>>10711185
T_T

>>10711228
so show us some chad2000 shit we should be buying. I mean emerging markets are going to get fucked from a high dollar. So anything non-american loses from a high dollar. Rate hike and increased yields are going to fuck more shit next. You have uncertainty from elections in November. I'm saying now's the time to find the timing on Natural gas, since that's where i'm going to making my shekels this winter. Energy is a commodity everybody loves when iit's cold and dark.

>>10709415
UVXY and IWM are they inverse

>>10710874
Look at HRS, have a buddy who works there. The CEO is trying to dip his feet in a lot of new areas and they have the structure to follow thru.

>>10711311
>I'm saying now's the time to find the timing on Natural gas
So buy anything related to oil and natural gas, but it has to be American? pls don't say CEI

>>10711315
for the most part, but chad does avoid some pull back because they're lower cap stocks that fly under the radar of the larger etfs that dump on larger valued companies.

>>10710630
why not just make it into matrices, instead of a picture that is an ugly snapshot that is outdated within a few time-periods?

why rely on your faulty human brain/eyes when math and a little electronic algorithm can find the (implied) trend 100% of the time, instead of whenever your monkey mind recognizes a vague pattern you mistaken for a (implied) trend?

its like guessing the rate of change of a slope by looking at a line, instead of just plugging in the position derivative at the point in question

sure it may be more easy, but youll be wrong more often too

>>10710999
Based Trump supporter
>>10711030
>>10711064
Fucking kek

>>10709516
sauce for that story about druids. im intersted

>>10711206
Options can offer high passive income so long as you have a decent nest egg and a solid defensive strategy to avoid blowing up your account.

>>10709616
wtf, did you lose money on margin or so.ething?

>>10710999
You just wanted to brag about fucking a mom.

>>10710321
Must be the Anon that went all in on TSLA calls?

whats the best tradingview plan, is free ok, or is it worth it to get pro, or pro+, or premium?

does anyone here use correlation matrix?

>>10710838
Please, I want some opinions.

>>10711352
Thanks. IWM seems to drop right before UVXY goes up I'm gonna try it out

He's ready for another bulltrap?

>>10711311
im bearish on oil & gas, oil supply continues to increase and oil demand will decrease

avoid pretty much all of these software companies with 1000 pe ratios and 100 ps ratios

focus on the fundamentals, that's what will matter during the crash, stocks with reasonable fundamentals aren't going to freefall

i would be secure with insurance companies and banks, they'll get bailed out if a recession hits

>>10711134
This is the dream right here boys

>>10711681
Yeah but you need $300k minimum in risk capital in order to be making that much.

i fell for the TSLA meme hook line and sinker, how do I recover from this?!

>>10711786
accumulate

>>10711786
I never trusted the stock in the first place. People always talked about the hype and not the fundamentals. You have plenty of time to analyze the stock before. Even then it was a quite volatile stock Im glad I never touched it.

>>10711557
But what's the P value of the correlation? What's the directionality of the correlation. Have they been properly back tested. Because remember pic related

>>10711786
Dump TSLA and start selling AMD

me a big dummy and messed up charting
these free APIs are pretty unreliable
gonna have to figure some stuff out before can make better graphs ;_;

>>10711315
yes very extremely
UVXY -0.762893 inverse of IWM

>>10711557
>>10711390
yes have seen these but the point am to visualize the data

eventually want to 3D plot stock prices

>>10711652
yeah oil and gas are retracing for the most part, I'm looking for my winter natural gas entry though. The seasonal swing trade is free money. It''s like how can I get a piece of runway deicer movement, in the winter planes and tarmacs don't stop, shit moves and the deicer keeps them flying and not stuck where ever the fuck it is they might be. Seasonal commodities are like the most predictable fucking things to do. Just stay informed regarding what it is you're invested in, and understand what kind of news is most relevant regarding things of that nature. To be honest, investing isn't about gambling, investing is about the future. Some depressed asshole who can't tie his own shoes, thinks nobody will understand, was thrown out of the military for being unable to adjust to military life probably because he couldn't make his own bed, has made his own bed if he chooses to believe it or not. yeah don't buy nat gas now, just watch it and look for an entry though.

>Gold

>>10712114
Is english your fiirst language? You seem to visulize the markets in a way people dream of.

TAKE MY HAND MICRONNNN WE CAN DO THIS

>>10711824

Hmm...

>>10711311
kek you missing point
me am TERRIBLY at picking out stocks (am have no common sense, fall in love with stock easy, and generally have bad taste)

but me GOOD at trading same stock over and over again

>>10710838
I used Wealthfront for a few months. Switched to Fidelity because I wanted actual gains. If you want to be completely braindead for some then go for it. They're certainly better than not investing

>>10712114
>>10712193
sounds like you may want to try plotting the poles and zeros of the stocks price, in the s domain ((time)^(-1))

Trading Adobe for CGC then buying back Adobe next paycheck

>>10712193
I guess you just trade on patterns. Honestly, you seem so demented the only thing that matters to you is your ability to predict swings and patterns. Even your own life is something you've come to terms with.

You're a fighter, you don't need anybody to fight for you because you're the one dancing and making the decisions you do. You just know where things bounce and you're along for the ride. Moving and getting in front of the wave which ever way it's going. That's what the market is really about.

It's so organic and natural. You can't force the market, but you better be on the side that matters or you end up dead, or worse... Some of the images you've posted... I'd rather be dead than have to go through something like that. I just care retarded kneepad girl.

fuck this shit, lets make a 2 month plan. Everybody has been doing charts and trying to figure out shit, mega cap shit is like going to get brought down siince it's hedged into so many things. We see earnings reports come out way better than expected, and I had an opportunity to collect a profit on HMNY trading.

Still holding onto LTBR, it's my only position now. Been dealing with a fried motherboard and a hard drive that lost its partition info, have a replacement board operational and am recovering seven years worth of memes and porns from the drive as we speak.

>>10712326
nice one !
there are MANY ways would like to test out Z axis
TD sequential, MACD, EMA radio, volume

>>10712353
@_@ jesus doob kek
me actually not care about patterns or predicting the market

me only care about riskless trades which am why (after have developed 9-1 day trade technique) am why working on statistical arbitrage now @_@

>>10712416
I'm sorry about your mother and the porn. Godspeed my friend, may nuclear power save China.

>>10712441
arbitrage is a pattern and takes time. you're just now grasping what has been done for millenia.

>>10712476
>millenia.
;_;
b-but.... futures trading have only existed since... rice market japan in 1700s

>>10712441
I wish I could wear a wire and spin like that... That is happiness.

Talk to me about long term dividend yielding stocks, what do we like boys?

So far I got:

T
O
F (for the time being)
Aple
JNJ
MMM

Looking to deploy just a little more capital and then sit on it for a while.

Whining anon here.
I wrote some poetry

>>10712503
What drugs are you on tonight baggie?

bread
>>10712598
>>10712598
>>10712598
>>10712598

that's not true. futures are trading a good or service provided at a later date. that has been done forever.

even niggers trade like, if you get me this crack cocaine tonight, tomorrow ill kill a broad. That's closed doors futures trading. The commodities and ledgers might be a bit different, but this is natural and occurs not only in markets that are open, but human nature.

this is why i stress it's natural for markets to act in an organic way.

>>10708498
Guys, my family made fun of me for wanting to buy Ford stock :(
They say
>"well anon, it's the only company not getting into electric vehicles"
>"They're Xbillion dollars in debt"
>"what a terrible idea"
I JUST WANT A GOOD DIVIDEND AT A GOOD PRICE

>>10711245
Is this a troll or do you really lament over a mere $150?