/biz/ - Business & Finance

Government gibs

>>10707654
buy a nice gun and a blue tarp

>>10707654
Buy a SK and ammo and go on a spree

>>10707654
Get a job and work. Stop bitching and get out and find a job.

>>10707654
Part time job + part time university degree in comp sci

How is this not obvious?

buy req

>>10707664

This. If I was still an Eurocuck I'd go to Uni with government neet bucks. Also I'd mine shitcoins with electricity fully paid by goverment gibs.

all in on req.

>>10707654
spend it all on a hooker for a few nights.

and then go on benefits, claim that your homeless, no income ..etc.

>>10707654
Find a cheap place to live, get any job I can find, spend all my spare money buying ETH and shorting the DJI.

>>10707654
First thing's first I apply for benefits as an African American. I dare them to test me. Then I open craigslist ads for every type of work and look into union apprenticeships in my commie hellhole.

>>10707654
You can do anything at 20. $800 on a car. $30 on a gym membership. $100 for some nice clothes. $70 for food. Drive Uber or Lyft while I look for a job. Continue driving Uber or Lyft after I find a job. Live in my car at first. Shower at the gym. Move into a cheap apartment after a couple of weeks. Oh and obviously enjoy the fact that 20 year old women are attracted to me again.

>>10707750
2018 dipshit, with 1000 you could NOT rent, you need a deposit and 1 month prepay

>>10707768
Where the fuck do you live?
$250 for a rental across the river

>>10707766
800 dolla car breaks down the second day, no lyft or user in EU because fuck you

>>10707768
Then buy a shitbox and sleep in walmart parking lots.

>>10707778
show me the listing faggot

>>10707654
https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks

https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures

https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/commodities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UD6h5yXaA0

Hi guys, long time no see, how's it going?

Do you really believe the effort could be worth it? Nobody is going to understand it, it's not going to be good, it's going to be frustrating, it's going to be shit. If only you had money, but you don't have it. In addition, friends buttrape you with their own ideas and in the end they fuck everything. It's better to live in constant agony and resign yourself to the worship of death, there's no colour.

This is my advice, if your own curiosity is trying to guide you towards attempting something, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction my dudes. Also, it's better to criticize the effort of others while you're playing with your balls. What others do is always shit and/or a LARP. It's good to criticize and argue until someone manages to find a precise algorithmic solution that suits you for all eternity friends, because it's free and doesn't compromise.

>>10707781
The car itself would be more like $600 because you have to pay sales tax, license fees, and insurance. Lift and Uber are in the US though, and you didn't specify that I had to be EU in this case.

I've driven cars cheaper than that for years at a time. If something breaks down that quick I guess you're screwed, but at least I'm being proactive.

>>10707794
As much as I love /biz I'm not scrolling through marketplace to prove to you that places rent cheap

>>10707654
1. improve myself
2. praise kek
3. make the world great again

>>10707711
The fuck. Retail mining is not worth it even with free electricity, unless you already fucked up and are bagholding hardware.

>>10707654
Huh, I assume we're also unemployed at this point? Otherwise I'd just find a place to couchsurf until I could find a stable roommate situation, then continue on as normal.

>>10707654
drop it ALL into https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534 and cash in this time next year. also suck dick to get more coin to keep dropping into that sleeping giant ICO. now's the time to do it, before the corn stomps back to 4k.

>>10707844
>>10707756
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>>10707664
No NEET shit or governments gibs please
Those don't really work out forever anyway
I believe unemployment only applies if you are out 'searching'for a certain number of jobs per week and then you'll just end up being a wagecuck again at some shitty fast food place

What would you do in order to make it, and not have to slave?

>>10707905
I can't think of any means to avoid 'wageslaving' that doesn't involve actually working more than 60 hours a week that would get you out of that situation, no.

>>10707905
I know the answer you want : put everything in Bitmex.

Now you got it. /thread

>>10707836

Depends on what you mine brah. If you mean bitcoin then yea it's not worth it.

>>10707654
bitcoin bullrun

>>10707766
Uber requires a 10 year old car or less. None of those for $800

>>10708412
You can lease a car then.