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NO discord edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10676740

>> No.10683408

first for crash

>> No.10683415
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>>10683392
buy coca cola

>> No.10683419

>>10683408
This plox. I'm 90% KDP and 10% SPY puts, and my puts are hungry

>> No.10683432

first for SPY puts bro

>> No.10683433

2 buttons. One cures kneepad, the other kills HMNY. Which button do you push?

>> No.10683447

>>10683433
They are both going to die soon anyway, why bother pushing either

>> No.10683470

>>10683433
HMNY button is a win win.

>> No.10683472

>>10683392
The write off limit for taxes is 3k right? So it's basically always good to have at least 3k in the market right?

>> No.10683474
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Getting ready for tomorrow

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>>10683433
...whoops...
Although we honestly won't need a button for either to happen

>> No.10683490
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>>10683447
They are both going to die soon anyway

>> No.10683501
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>>10683474
ENOUGH

>> No.10683510

goddamn uvxy puts...made huge gains and didnt sell before close.

how fucked am i?

>> No.10683516

>>10683474

What's tomorrow?

>> No.10683522
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whats the consensus on this

>> No.10683538

>>10683510
u might be ok if u sell right at open. i'd say 51% fucked

>> No.10683564
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>>10683324
>I'm at a point now where I don't even care what I do with my life. I just want to chain up kneepad and feed her hard boiled eggs until she pukes.
I find this too relatable. What has this board done to me?

>>10683433
Cure kneepads ofc, famalam.
Then, pull a Josef Fritzl like the other poster and make her pop babies out until I can fit my entire arm in her vag

>> No.10683598

>>10683522
pretty expensive desu

>> No.10683609

>>10683564
>pop babies out
Look, she would be a wonderful fuck doll, but not to breed with! She clearly has bad genetic composure from suffering from a terminal illness
>>10683510
>>10683538
The Bogs might hate you enough to save me. Thx Anon

>> No.10683619

jesus christ you are all too pathetic orbiting this obvious larping tranny with your sub 1k accounts

>> No.10683639

>>10683619
u jelly she likes me more than you?

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>>10683470
Pls no. I want HMNY to recover.

>> No.10683666

>>10683644
>farnsworth_justd

????

Everything is going according to plan for him. You really believe he didn't realize moviepass would fail?

>> No.10683670

>>10683639
the thing is though that's not irony. you actually think that's an achievement. be honest. your life is exactly that small.

still can't get over that guys orbit women at all, let alone a larping male. how dopey could you possibly get.

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>>10683598
what if its only the beggining though

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>>10683670
>the smooth brain doesn't lust after RKG
Not going to make it

>> No.10683707

>>10683609
>Look, she would be a wonderful fuck doll, but not to breed with! She clearly has bad genetic composure from suffering from a terminal illness
I think you need to read up on the Fritzl Shnitzel again, famalam.
The by-products are for my own sexual satisfaction, not for raising as children.

>> No.10683712

>>10683679
unironically where can I find losers like you irl? I have wanted to beat the living shit out of a complete loser like you for so long but nobody I come across day to day ever strikes me as so pathetic.

I would literally pay you 10x your account to beat your face into a bloody pulp

>> No.10683733

>>10683712
>it's that time of night when Big Fag Guy talks tough but won't use his trip
Lol

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>>10683619
>orbiting
No senpai, it's not just orbiting. RKG is the /smg/ mascot.
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting.

>> No.10683754

>>10683733
I'm not whoever that is I just think you're a faggot and an ugly person who needs a dose of real life

>> No.10683768

>>10683754
Kek your writing style gives you away every time my dude.
>>10683707
Based and repilled

>> No.10683778

>>10683748
>literally too low IQ to do anything but project onto and idealise some probably hideous female who is in fact very probably actually male

end your life mate lol

>> No.10683793

>>10683733
I was just thinking that it was teh plan3s as well :3

>>10683712
Duuuude,
>LCI
LCI
>LCI
LCI
>LCI
this is the fucking shit!
I can't wait until Friday!
If it tanks, I get shares for cheap. If it rockets, the shares and puts I wrote make cash. It's so nice!

>> No.10683798

>>10683768
uh no they don't because I'm simply not that person you delusional brain dead asperger retard

>> No.10683802
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wait wait
Fuck HD, Im buying lowes
>10% yield in 10 years

>> No.10683805

>>10683778
At least his daddy didn't buy him a handy man business to get him out of his life :)

>> No.10683810

>>10683674
maybe, but that chart makes it look like it's going to enter another sideways channel soon and i aint got time for that

>> No.10683814

>>10683778
>implying that I care if it's actually some burly, hairy dude
You're missing the point

>> No.10683831

>>10683814
>backpedalling this hard

you have lost the plot

>> No.10683863
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10683863

Chilies earnings tomorrow (EAT)
buy the dip

>> No.10683868

>>10683814
Stop giving him (you)s until he puts his trip back on, and then don't give him (you)s then either
He lives for salt, even though it turns out he's the lolcow

>> No.10683884

As a complete beginner with no knowledge of stocks, how do I start? I see OP listing options for less than 5 bucks, is that a good place to start? Serious wageslave here just finding out coins are dead and not worth investing in anymore.

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>>10683831

>> No.10683918

>>10683805
BTFO

>> No.10683930

>>10683868
I'm not this person you're claiming me to be and you're a massive loser with nothing going for you in life.

>> No.10683939

>>10683884
why are you investing, what is your time horizon and how much do you have to invest?

>> No.10683950
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>>10683863
You better believe I’m fucking ready
>>10683814
Scoops understands

>> No.10683960

All my 24 year old Boomer firneds go to Chilies
They say they like it because its "quiet and has beer for a fair price"

>> No.10683968

>>10683939
It seems to be the only real way to have savings later in life and I don’t spend much of my check because of good living situation. What do you mean by time horizon, and I figured I’d start with $100 although I wasn’t sure if that’s even enough to start or not.

>> No.10683997

>>10683863
high debt, but reasonably cheap and a decent divy. I can get behind it if the numbers are good

>> No.10684009

>>10683968
If you’re brand brand new I’d recommend you download robinhood, read a shitload of Investopedia (seriously study for hours), and familiarize yourself with the different types of securities and derivatives on the market. Get a good handle on how to do simple fundamental analysis on a stock, then just get good through practice simply buying and later selling stock. Don’t fuck with stock options until you really know what you’re doing. I’d say 2-500 dollars in you account is good to play around with and learn, but you’ll probably need more to see real gains.

>> No.10684032

>>10683884
Read "a random walk down wall street"
It's a really good book desu

>> No.10684071

>>10684009
Thanks man, I’ll get on that. With say, 800 in my account, should I bother with penny stocks as practice or start higher immediately?
>>10684032
Will do, thanks

>> No.10684078

>>10683884
one up on wall street book, and watch every investing youtube vid

>> No.10684108

>>10684078
Any YouTube channels in particular? I imagine there’s a lot of shills like there are for BTC

>> No.10684135

>>10684071
You can definitely fuck around with penny stocks, just be advised you might not like what happens. Everything’s a learning experience, and there is always the chance for quick gains but be careful my man.

>> No.10684139

Should i sell my UVXY or hodl?

>> No.10684148

>>10684108
don't watch any youtube videos

there's a reason why none of these guys make more than $100 a day. read classic texts instead. there are a few 2-5gb collections available on tpb or kat

>> No.10684155

has there EVER been a bigger shitshow in the markets than what is happening with TSLA right now? This shit is unbelievable.

>> No.10684164

>>10684155
lol tesla pales in comparison to even something as recent as kbio you noob

>> No.10684185
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5 year low

GET IN

>> No.10684187

>>10684164
Take your pills and put your trip back on.

>> No.10684206

>>10684164
Not in terms of market cap, publicity, any number of factors you silly. I suspect you already know that.

>> No.10684226

>>10684206
we're talking about the upset itself not the peripheral details of it

shkreli is/was more or less just as high profile as elon was in terms of his image on wall street alone

>> No.10684247

>>10684226
Luv u biggie. You should at least try and keep that, you obviously couldn’t with your ex.

>> No.10684293

>>10684247
>trying to shit test someone by repeatedly claiming they're some other person

what an absolutely female thing to do lol.

>> No.10684326

>>10684293
SEETHING
>>10684247
Top Kek

>> No.10684342

>>10684326
>trying this hard
what a loser honestly

>> No.10684378
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>>10684342
>>10684326
go be faggots somewhere else

>> No.10684708
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10684708

Pump It

>> No.10684787

>>10684185
It's going to keep falling.

>> No.10685206

Thinking about investing in 20th century fox because this new simpsons movie will be a giant fucking cash cow

>> No.10685277

Yurp green af

>> No.10685302

I bought $5k of PZZA. Don't @ me.

>> No.10685524
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anyone have "robert frost elliot wave principle key to market" or "elliott wave visual guide?"

i have money but shipping and LOL credit card payments are a fucking son of a bitch in my country.. i would have to wait for lol my mom to use her credit card from another country.. which i can do but i dont want to wait :(

>> No.10685588

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Paradox crashed 15% after a very shitty Q2 report with CEO changing too

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ooooooooooooooo

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>>10685634

>> No.10685912

>>10685588
imo any video game companies without a recurring revenue based business model are to be avoided
That is why I prefer ATVI to TTWO

>> No.10685974

If you cunts like battery metals for the impending boom of EV, check out asx:auz

Do your research, it’s going to be big and is at a great price right now because instos are accumulating.

Long hold and I’m predicting 10 bags or more.

>> No.10686302

>>10685974
Sounds legit.

>> No.10686969

page 10 bailout

>> No.10687279

>i-i-it'll go up today
lol

>> No.10687293

ford and all car companies that aren't TSLA will go to shit because TSLA is THE New Prestige Car

>> No.10687357

>>10683522
WMT is probably the better play

>> No.10687384

tell me why i shouldn’t dump my life savings into facebook right now

>> No.10687438

>>10687293
Until the Porsche EV comes out, or people start to realize TSLAs build quality is shit.

>> No.10687535

>>10687438
>what are tarrifs
nice try kid

>> No.10687553

Whewt was able for sell failed long after hours in profit

>> No.10687634

why do people think Ford is going to keep dropping? I'm not a shareholder, just curious

>> No.10687694

>>10687634
USD strength
Rising costs (salaries due labor shortage and materials due to tariffs)
Trade wars
Global economy getting bogged (it would be interesting to see Ford's revenues per continent)

>> No.10687695

>>10687384
The same reason that I hate companies like Facebook -- diversity; or, diversification

>> No.10687742

>>10687695
>when zucc wants money u better give to him
fuck zucc

>> No.10687760

>>10687384
you would be taking the direct opposite stance of every single one of their executives that are pulling their whole life savings OUT rn

>> No.10687781
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I'm trying to decide between whether I should rebalance my portfolio or blow my load for the 17th time to my mental image of RKG being skinned alive by a potato peeler...

>> No.10687809

>>10687781
You should find comfy and murder/suicide.

>> No.10687821
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Who else is in it for the long haul? Long term investors here?

>> No.10687843

>>10687821
my main account is index funds that I rebalance every year or so, but that's not as fun to talk about so I mostly talk about my gambling account here in smg

>> No.10687856
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>>10687781
Potato peeler potato peeler !

>> No.10687857

>>10687843
Gotcha, yeah it is more fun to talk about meme stocks and basically legal gambling

>> No.10687859
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friendly reminder that it has only just begun for gold
large specs flipped short this weekend

>> No.10687887
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>>10687856
Kek
Too bad /biz/ blue board
This pic one of the more imaginative deaths

>> No.10687893

>>10687384
prices are falling on volume. At LEAST wait until the trend reverses. But I like YEXT and I and SAIL and DDD so much more.

>> No.10687900

>>10687857
yeah, if you're looking for real advice it's: cut your spending down as much as you can, sock away as much as you can in low cost index funds split between an IRA and a normal account, then figure out how to get paid more

but fuck that's boring, so let's talk about buying short term options through a phone app like they're a classier version of scratch tickets

>> No.10687908

>>10687694
so if I wanted to buy discounted F, I should keep waiting then?

>> No.10687911
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>>10687887
i post paintings of people getting flayed alive all the time
usually in regards to politicians desu

>> No.10687917

Is $IQ a buy when it hits $25?

>> No.10687919

>>10687859
Wonder if that platinum guy am still around
Told him not to buy until 750 >_>
He thought plat would be immune to the gold squeeze

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>>10687911
Yeah but that fine art vs sexy anime girl snuff
Fine art am ok....me think

>> No.10687940

>>10687919
i am still bullish on plat in a macro sense
i think that metal will outperform all other metals desu. especially if south africa collapses like i think it will.
im not holding any right now though
i know where the dollar is headed

>> No.10687981

>>10687927
lol
so youre telling me we got lurkers here who write for barclays now too? christ no wonder were getting shilled/spammed so hard

the fire rises

>> No.10688009

at this point /biz/smg IS the bilderberg group
how does this make you feel /smg/

>> No.10688012

>>10687908
Autos are cyclical stocks
We are literally at the end of the liquidity party (USD shortage), people have less money (credit) to buy shit (eg cars)

I don't think we are at the bottom of auto stocks. Maybe buy when consumer defensive is at top ?

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>>10688009
>pic related

>> No.10688049

>>10685974
Predicting this will be a billion dollar company?

>> No.10688054

Don't get too full of yourselves.

>> No.10688059

>>10687940
Oh that am you? Kek >_>
Good to hear you not holding! Me think you am right about play eventually leading the metals return though

>> No.10688065

>USD shortage
Five more rounds of QE. Make it last this time, Benny boi.

>> No.10688066

>>10688054
sorry mr. huegcap hedge fund we like to pretend when we're not working at our grocery stores

>> No.10688111

>>10688059
whenever ive seen an opportunity for a bounce in metals, ive used plat as my hedge against my longterm gold short
so far so good. plat trades like a stock, and i have access to commissions free trades on it, so even just a couple hundred bucks at it works great

>>10688065
watch when they dont
the FED clearly has an agenda here, and its not to prop it up for another ten years

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>>10687927
>>10687981
>>10688009
>>10688040
>>10688054
If I start posting my picks for my $200 portfolio will I get a write up?
Also everyone knows pic related is how we choose our stocks.

>> No.10688139

>>10688066
There am story uhh, forgot name of hedge but they LITTERALLY recruited their best value analyst from a grocery store

Dude was posting too tier on some Yahoo board so he was head hunted

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>>10688112
Today looks green as fuck I think we might make it lads...

>> No.10688159

You know if I had old boy insider trading connections and a small loan of a million dollars I could out perform most hedgefunds. So I think I will be full of myself. Shitty crooks and shitty traders, I could do better if I was blind drunk for five years.

>> No.10688170

VIX is down a whole point
USD is settling down for now
i see green today desu
but for how long?

>>10688112
i approve of this method

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>>10687856

>> No.10688233

>>10688159
an important thing to realize is that part of what "separates" the wheat from the chaff is the fact that hedgies have access to more leverage and more information than us.
additionally, they also have more experience trading, but the important part here is the info theyre staring at

>> No.10688259

>>10688139
could that guy trade?
or they just recruited him for his analyst skills?
i wonder if anyone big has been banking off all of my big league macro forex plays? lol i dont even trade forex (tho maybe i should)

>> No.10688264

30 minutes boys

>> No.10688292

>>10688259

analysts cant trade, thats why theyre analysts.

>> No.10688333

>>10688233
I rest my case, the vital information is insider info.

Really though if your going to break the law there are more lucrative and less risky things that could be done.

>> No.10688347

>>10688292
thats what i figured

>>10688333
i stand by the fact that theres PLENTY enough info already out there, its just putting it together intuitively

>> No.10688350

Burn amazon stores

>> No.10688357
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Plan 4 2 day
Sorry everyone, am bullish again for technical reasons, am thinking we gonna bounce off cloud

Hearing risk ON sentiment

>> No.10688371

>>10688350
you got it comrade
wealth redistribution when?

>>10688357
VIX is down, dollar is down, treasuries backing off, i think were green today too desu

>> No.10688376

>>10688357
Oh hey, nice chart. Say, does your tushy need a little pushy?

>> No.10688390

I am speaking among billionaire hedgies while I languish over having to buy a new pair of shoes
4chan really is some shit isn't it

>> No.10688399

>>10688390
imageboards are disruptive and need to be destroyed
goback2bed

>> No.10688401

leftypol OUT

>> No.10688402

>>10688390
New balance are GOAT and relatively cheap too.
>>10688399
Go home Hillary

>> No.10688410

>>10688399
Take your meds, profit. Why are you always so euphoric in the morning?

>> No.10688427
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>>10688402
>>10688410
lol
im on your side m80s
jus sayin

also
>meds

>> No.10688431

>>10688402
Can confirm they make good shoes for cheap and even their fancy running shoes aren't horrible.

>> No.10688449

>>10688402
new balance shoes are part of the rock-n-roll retirement plan

the path is as follows
>make a bunch of great, intuitive, interesting music as a kid, endlessly
>decide this life isnt sustainable
>acquire new balance shoes
>start playing surf/rockabilly music in local bars
>repeat steps 3 and 4 until death

>> No.10688456
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10688456

>>10688402
>>10688431
$30 is expensive for me

>> No.10688458

Anyone use any robotraders?

>Using betterment for the past year
I've been steadily gaining the entire time I've been using it. Still wondering if I want to put more money into it.

>Just started with Acorns
Honestly, the only thing I like about it is the round up feature. I only buy stuff on cards, so using the extra change to throw into a portfolio is nice.

>> No.10688470

>>10688456
then do what i used to do when i had no monies
>walk into walmart
>ditch the "undercover shoppers"
>"try on" new shoes
>eliminate any alarm tags
>hang up old ones
>walk out
>?????
>PROFIT

>> No.10688487

>>10688470
wtf I hate you now

>> No.10688488

>>10688456
to tie this >>10688470 into /smg/, continually do this, encourage others to do so, and take up a short position

SEC is busy w elon, so...

>> No.10688501

>>10688487
wat you expected me to pay for new shoes every fucking week?
i used to skateboard as a kid, and i had no job. new shoes were a constant neccessity
something had to give

>> No.10688533

>>10684139
Sella that shit asap.

>> No.10688571

>>10688470
god dammit I was about to go long Walmart into earnings but now that I know about your shoes I won't

>> No.10688572

MARKETS OPENING GREEN

PLEASE NO MID DAY CRASH

>> No.10688573

>>10688458
I use M1 for passive investing. Functionality is great, literally zero fees except expenses ofc. Can buy etfs, stocks and bonds so to pretty legit. Wish it had options so I can lose my shorts but it’s probably for the best.

>> No.10688593

AMD hit 20 and I fucking liquidated. Can't wait to buy back in lower.

>> No.10688611

>>10688571
lol
glad i could help

>> No.10688614

>HUYA

>YY

the chinese dump continues

>> No.10688630
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10688630

Why the fuck is HD dropping? It beat and raised guidance.

>> No.10688640

>>10688456
NEET or wageslave

>> No.10688647

>>10688640
wageslave working through college

>> No.10688668
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10688668

bulle day

>> No.10688674

>>10688647
What kind of work? Do you have to have special shoes?

>> No.10688677

anyone else seeing WEAT rn?
i think the pullback is over desu senpaitachi
looking to start collecting some low IV calls on WEAT

also
either my tick chart just glitched hard, or some guy just market sold a HUGE position in SPY

>> No.10688680
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>>10688614
NNOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.10688683

>>10688647
Try a thrift store, that's what I did through college. I got some sweet deals. My entire leather jacket collection was thrifted.

>> No.10688696

>>10688683
thrift stores are fucking fine s long as you arent buying a suit from em for a job interview

some of the shit thats donated is still brand new

>> No.10688711

>>10688674
grocery store meat cutter. I need non-slip shoes, and I ride a motorcycle because I can't afford a car, so I need boots

luckily I already have a pair of non-slip boots. I need a shitty pair of sneakers so I don't unnecessarily wear through my boots doing day to day shit

>>10688683
I'm fine getting jackets and shirts and shit but shoes make me a bit squeamish. I might just have to bite the bullet though

>> No.10688714
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10688714

Kroger moon mission happening soon

>> No.10688716

>>10688614
jesus, the chinks are just getting slaughtered

>> No.10688718

>>10688696
I got my first three suits from a good thrift store. You want to find something that's simple and in good shape, mostly your size. Then go find a talior and have it fitted. It will be much cheaper than buying elsewhere and the fitting makes a world of difference.

>> No.10688726

>>10688677
All in on WEAT

>> No.10688733

>>10688711
Go to the dollar store or Walmart and look for deck shoes or boat shoes. You’ll look like you’re headed to the Hampton’s but they’re really cheap. Slip ons are even cheaper if you can do that.
Also this >>10688683 but I’d be squeamish about shoes too.

>> No.10688738

Amyris is good, and easy to swing.

>> No.10688739

>>10688718
lol ive done it too, just saying, suits are where you wanna spend big imo

>>10688726
trying to get those 7 calls for cheapies
was that you that got the 6 of em at open for 30?

>> No.10688740

Fuck china

>BABA
>BIDU
>IQ

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMPAI

WHY DID I BET AGAINST TRUMP TARIFFS?

>> No.10688775
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so close

>> No.10688777
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WHAT THE SHIT

>> No.10688783

>>10688739
Yeah but when you broke as fuck you broke as fuck. Don't get me wrong I'd never go back from bespoke suits if I had the choice but most normal people in college and coming out can't afford that.

>> No.10688785

STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>10688785
STOP SELLING

>> No.10688806

>>10688793
>>10688785
>>10688777
What are you sperglords holding??


I just cashed out a call early for 18% profit (like 10 bucks LOL) and thought I fucked up...
All I see is green today, how are you losing money?

>> No.10688819

Tell me when It's time to take profits on nvda.. These fuckers cant stay green forever, there's a lot of speculation in that price and I don't see any announcements

>> No.10688824

>>10688806
i'm guessing chinese tech stocks

>> No.10688832

>>10688824
If these animals are holding netflix, baba, or tesla then they deserve the red

>> No.10688835

>>10688630
home construction worries?

>> No.10688849

Volume coming into ALT today. ER and data soon.

>> No.10688857

What's the deal with BILI?
is it some chink trick?

>> No.10688862
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10688862

Micron I trusted you

>> No.10688863

>>10688857

Everything in china is dying

>> No.10688877

failed VAH and done. good luck all.

>> No.10688890

SPY keeps headfaking me. i think ill stick to my vol short. was looking to go long, but whatever. managed to grab some WEAT calls tho. IV is mega low on the OTM call end. IV avg is 90ish, but the longterm 7 calls only have 25

>>10688832
absolutely

>>10688783
most college students cant afford food, let alone clothes

>> No.10688892

Auto parts and AutoZone are two if the top gainers so far today. Wtf. Guess that tells us where we are in the car cycle.

>> No.10688926
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you guys say auto is cyclical but I'm just not seeing it

>> No.10688930

AMD above 20 ATH... do I short or does it smash thru the celing

>> No.10688940
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>>10688862
are we smiling yet?
are we dancing?

>> No.10688941

Why are some of the biggest retards Itt? Just about everytime I come in here there is some idiot screaming about the movement on their stock they're either screaming "to da moon" or "stop selling!!" Then I look at the stock and it has moved 1 fucking % seriously what the fuck?!? If you guys think that 1% is a big move I suggest you get out of stocks and Kys

Thanks

>> No.10688945

>>10688941
shut up

its fun

>> No.10688967
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Me so sorry was bullish again everyone ;_;

>> No.10688969

what do i invest in with $2.50

>> No.10688982

>>10688969
hmny

>> No.10688987

>>10688926
Spread all the autos together in average then try sin wave

>> No.10689010

>>10688357
Short target hit
GG am done for day

Stalking long now though

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>>10688941
its mostly memeing m8
i wouldnt take it so seriously

>>10688967
why are you thinking its gonna crash now?
if anything todays sideways, but im still waiting for a long opportunity on SPY. i see the russell is crushing it, so i assume SPY will catch up. the total market penis index concurs

>> No.10689052

hmmm
oil isnt looking so great all of a sudden tho
this could pull us down again desu

>> No.10689061

>>10689010

the entry was 98

>> No.10689118

>>10689061
Uhh x.x? What did you mean by failed VAH

)obviously me know what van am)

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>>10688926
>>10688987
Should see something like this. I think we are heading down from the peak of 2015 but o haven't looked at more recent data.

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Last one

>> No.10689146
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>>10689136
God fucking mothershit damnit. Police police.
I'm done for the day.

>> No.10689153

>>10689129
The post-GFC spike is Cash for Clunkers, but what are the ones in 2002 and 2005?

>> No.10689171

>>10689039
We need to find a way to average all of those lines together
Am tried but the line always flat

>> No.10689189

>>10689118

value area high, now good long entry was 98

>> No.10689224

>>10689171
no way
part of my strat is watching the russell against the others
the russell tends to lead the market because most retail idiots dont even know it exists

right now the russell moving w the high yields shows that the others will undoubtedly catcch up (w the exception of the Qs, which move on their own retardedness alone)

>> No.10689235

>>10684071
Don’t trade one stock in and out in 24 hours more than 3 Times a week. Unless you want to be flagged for day trading by SM big brother

>> No.10689245

How does one purchase shares of HMNY?

>> No.10689246

>>10689153
2002 was the home morgatage craze combined with the ultraluxary car stategy of rebranding to try and sell to Joe blow who just refinecee his home morgatage. 2005 was probably related to the UAW and Ford stuff. Which would lead into theevents of 2006 that would start the great auto bankruptcy.

>> No.10689266

>when your sell is filled a full 1% above ask
How?

>> No.10689272

>>10689245
By burning your money in a fire fueled by Bug5Guy's semen.

>> No.10689281

>>10689224
then why not take a mean of the other 3's TSI then put an EMA on that; since it's a value of 1 to -1 it (might work?)
they move mostly in tandem anyways but it'd make it less messy when you're evaluating the accuracy on different underlying stocks

>> No.10689292

>>10688711
former Safeway fish guy here, buy a pair of Dr.Scholl's Harringtons. All of the other work shoes I've bought literally fell apart after a month or two. Harringtons usually last at least last for about 2 years or so. Don't cheap out, the poor man buys twice.

>> No.10689293

im long USD vs ZAR and TRY right now

when do I take profit on this shit, are these 3rd worlders going to keep collapsing? i want more moons

>> No.10689309

Why is nobody shorting cryptos?

I'm making tons of money out of my shorts, but /biz/ seems like the only place on earth where people think "it's a dip".

>> No.10689312

>>10689281
the point is that i can see each of them separately
when theyre moving in tandem, its a strong trend. when theyre all over the place, i stay out. point still stands. i prefer the messiness desu as it gives me more of a look at everything

im working on one for commodities today desu

>> No.10689317

>>10689292
>former
did you /make it/?

>> No.10689323

>>10689309
how can i do it w out holding shitcoin?
nadex?
futures?

>> No.10689328

>>10689293
As long as Erdogan is in power, you won't stop profitting off of Turkey.

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>>10688941

>> No.10689335

>>10689312
and how would I implement the total smooth penis index on my on charts

>> No.10689349

>>10689328
well its stabilized the last 3 days, just a short term thing before panic sets in again and the rate goes to like 9+ you think? Ive been long a month or so now, the entire country seems like a meme

>> No.10689357
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10689357

Green days, THATS a good thing!

>> No.10689366

>>10689323
Kraken, CEX, Poloniex, Bitmex.

You can short cryptos with fiats

>> No.10689369

>>10689317
sure... made a dent in my savings. I just started almost a month ago, still haven't made a fucking cent.

>> No.10689386

>>10689335
you mean the script?
here m8, just be aware its new and ive just learned how to use it somewhat. its been useful so far tho
https://ghostbin.com/paste/m6af5

ive been using it on the 5min timeframe, which seems the best for intraday stuffs. anything smaller than that gives too many false signals

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>>10689357

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>>10689323
pic related.

the most basic TA tells you that it's going down, yet /biz/ convince itself for weeks that this is an unbreakable support and it will go up now.

>> No.10689418

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/tesla-forming-committee-assess-proposal-private-57167897

>> No.10689421

>>10689189
Hmm not bad but alittle risky for me tastes

>>10689224
Hmmm
We really need to get that correlate running and test for r

>> No.10689431

sorry i'm late

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.10689446

request for better dividend and growth stock:

Cypress Semiconductor vs. Intel

>> No.10689451

>>10689369
I mean, did you get a better, non-retail, non-wage slave job?

>> No.10689464

LCI Getting ready for take off

>> No.10689467

>>10689335
That's what and trying for figure out
You cant just use average
The line is flat....

>> No.10689478

>>10689446
Out of those two? Cypress has the better short term Outlook I'd say. Long term I'd go Intel.

>> No.10689484

buy dousche bank deep value

>> No.10689491

>>10689421
hey you can go back and look at it yourself, when the russell takes off one way or another, the rest of the market usually follows

i dont have any programs that can test for such things

>> No.10689493

>>10689417
Me started shorting ETH @ 275
There am obviously something wrong with it

>> No.10689508

>>10689478
i hold indefinitely. i'm looking for a chip maker dividend stock, also thinking about texas instruments but I don't know enough about chips to know where the future is on it

>> No.10689518

>>10688941
Why do you keep changing your name big5cuck?

>> No.10689521

>>10689493
Liar, you came to my last thread saying shorting is a bad idea.

>> No.10689524
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>was up $50 in FNKO
>now down $60 in FNKO

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>>10689491
That's what correlate and testing for r xan fo

These are hedge fund methods so no one tells you how to do them properly
Me will test your Russell leader strat

>> No.10689550

>>10689524
fnko isn't a good stock like db, db has been around for over 5 years

>> No.10689569

>>10689534
do you have a program i could pirate?
id be interested in running tests on a couple other relationships ive been using to trade w

>> No.10689573

Do I hold my short strangle on M despite earnings after market?

>> No.10689578
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10689578

>>10689550
>db
that's funny

>> No.10689624

>>10689550
this is downright malicious baggy
everyone knows euro banks are fucked, and DB is easily the worst of the lot

>> No.10689628

I think it's time to purchase shares of HMNY, it is at a great support level and has room to run. This is where the real shekels are going to be made.

>> No.10689639

>>10689569
Me will give you the python script that can run on juniper when fi ished (later today) but you gotta gib ne yo research ;D

>>10689136
>Id kino
Yep !

>> No.10689651

So uh
Bitcoins dead now huh.
That year chart..

>> No.10689655
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Somehow survived at open on those UVXY calls. Dumbass me went hiking out if cell service and didn’t put in a sell order before close yesterday.

Also let’s go Kroger. Launch it.

>> No.10689668

>>10683392
New Bread for you lazy niggers.

>>10689661
>>10689661

>>10689661
>>10689661

>>10689661
>>10689661

>> No.10689675

>>10689651
if im in the US and have less than $10k so I cant use InteractiveBrokers, where else can I trade on leverage? Ive been using 1broker but your right I dont want to own too much BTC righ t now, but I also need the leverage for my insane gains

>> No.10689684

>>10689508
I'd stay away from Texas instruments. As for Intel and cypress. Yes they both in the same general market. But the focus is a bit different. Cypress is focusing heavily on internet of things and smart devices. Intel is more broad but they still put a the majority into servers and the like. Both have strong prospects and the question becomes which will be bigger IOT or AI/ML. I think Intel is at a reasonable discount for tlwhere they currently stand while Cypress might be running off some hype. That said Cypress is hungry and isn't resting on the hype. Frankly, I'd split between the two. Both are probably here to stay for a long time and will grow bigger and not really have competition with each other. Because ones putting a simple chip and blue tooth in your fridge and the other is making servers to power everything.

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>>10689628
NO
ALT

>> No.10689697

>>10689639
deal

>> No.10689791
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>>10683392
Fuck off with that gif i am on a nofap

>> No.10689851

I'm tempted to enter into a synthetic long on AMZN. How retarded am I for going for an unlimited risk position?

>> No.10689861

Any memes to go long on? Last time I bought something everyone was apparently shorting and got screwed. Redeem me.

P.S. buy BPMX

>> No.10689865

>>10683433
What's wrong with kneepad

>> No.10689880

>>10689573
>Macy's
why the interest in that stock?
>>10689628
>buying HMNY
I have an entire neighborhood of angry pooinloos that want a word with you

>> No.10689903

>>10689684
>I'd stay away from Texas instruments
Aren't they making big money off educational institutes?

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>>10683447
nuuu ;_;

>> No.10689950

>>10689668
thread's not dead, faggot

>> No.10689980

>>10689418
oh boy he bout to do it

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10690014

What are some good retirement stocks?

>> No.10690053

Thread split
fuck that faggot for posting early

>> No.10690172

All of AMD gains today just got sold off
Fuck!

>> No.10690186

>>10689451
is being NEET a job? if so then, yes

>> No.10690237
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yoro in a free fall. draghi wants out NOW, not next summer :D

>> No.10690239

>>10690172

Did you just see that spike?

>> No.10690271

>>10690239
Yeah and then it went back down to below closing

>> No.10690273

>>10690239
He should've sold high and then bought back in at at least at least 10 cents higher than closing price
then again it's still early so who knows how low it can go

>> No.10690291

>>10690271
???
closing price was 19.73
it hasn't hit that yet

>> No.10690303

>>10690014
SPY, big contracting company for the intelligence agencies
VBR, a sex toy manufacturer
IWM, international waste management, they'll always be around
QQQ, a marketing agency currently spreading boomer memes about trump

Any of these are strong long term holds

>> No.10690349

kek

>> No.10690371

Should I go back into BABA with 20% of my portfolio? It seems to be on sale

>> No.10690446

>>10689235
So let me understand, if I use robinhood and stick to penny stocks, what exactly should I do? I thought you could day trade as much as you want

>> No.10690597

>>10690371
BABA is the biggest exit scam in history, stay away

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>>10690597
>BABA
TSLA.

>> No.10690726

>>10690303

thx

>> No.10690810 [DELETED] 

>>10690597

This desu

>> No.10690904

Since were close enough to the bump limit

NEW
>>10690882

NEW
>>10690882

NEW
>>10690882