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10676542 No.10676542 [Reply] [Original]

What words of advice do you have for a just-turned 18yo boy looking to make true wealth for himself?

>> No.10676560

take loan and short btc right now

>> No.10676562

>>10676542
buy LINK

>> No.10676570

kys now, will save you much trouble in the future

>> No.10676587

>>10676542
don't, just accept your position as a slave and enjoy your life

unless you are extremely lucky or talented you will not be rich while you are young (under 40) but what you will do is waste your youth chasing the illusion of getting rich.

>> No.10676622

>>10676542
Jiggle the balls. Give your "clients" that VIP treatment feeling.

>> No.10676624
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>>10676587
what if I am talented and lucky

>> No.10676648

>>10676542
You aren’t a boy anymore. Also quit acting like such a faggot.

>> No.10676681

>>10676587
OP is lucky enough to know about LINK before it gets big

>> No.10676682

>>10676542
start stacking silver and gold for the coming financial crisis

buy bitcoin if it hits 3-4k. even if it doesn't, start buying some for the future

when your assets mature, cash out and start looking towards real estate, hopefully when the market is in the shitter so you can turn around during when market picks back up

>> No.10676731

>>10676560
this desu

the soul crushing debt you'll be in afterwards will serve you as all the lessons you need, you'll practically be dead on the inside. 90% you'll be so soul crushed you'll lead an uneventful cynical life and die in misery. 10% you'll actually make it.

>> No.10676782

>>10676542
24 yo boy here, don’t go to college

>> No.10676985

>>10676562
this

>> No.10677058

Well you missed buying Bitcoin at the top, but you can short it at the bottom

>> No.10677100

25 year old man here
Go to college
Just got my CS A.A today.
Feels good DESU

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>>10677058

>> No.10677125

>>10676542
suck lots of 40yr old cocks for money

>> No.10677148

>>10677100
S A D

>> No.10677507

>>10676542
unironically my advice is to get off /biz/ and never come back. Never take financial advice from anyone on the internet that you don't know in real life. Including this.

>> No.10677570

>>10676542
Short Bitcoin 100x leverage.