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What is the first thing you do when Link hits 100$?
I will still lay in bed thinking about killing myself.

>> No.10637901

lol

>> No.10637928

>>10637895
Continue playing video games and watching anime, with the comforting thought that I will never have to wageslave again in my life.

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>>10637928

>> No.10637975

>>10637895
cash out $100,000. Use $30,000 to pay off my student loans and $70,000 to backpack for a couple years

>> No.10638469

Haha, look at all the bagholders getting scammed.

PS. You will never make, you will always work at the mall.

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wait patiently for it to hit 1k

>> No.10638517

>>10638469
SHUT OFF STUPID!
AND BE POOR!
SOLDIERS WE HAVE TO BUY AND NOT TO SELL IF YOU ARE THEN YOU WILL BE POOR.
WE SECRET GROUP IS NOW MAKING CHAINLINK GO HIGH

>> No.10638596
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>cash out 2 million (after 15% long term gains tax like a good boy)
>put 1.8m into safe investments, take out my 4% 72k a year so i never have to work again
>use 200k to travel, buy good computer for my games, upgrade my crunchyroll account (pirating is for bad boys)
>live my life exactly how i want. if the rest of my link goes to 1000, im happy, if it goes to 0 im still happy because ive already won

It probably will never happen because why would something that good happen to me?

>> No.10638682

This is exactly how I feel anon.

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>>10638596
>It probably will never happen because why would something that good happen to me?
I have the exact same thought

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>>10637895

>> No.10638830

>>10637895
>>10637895
>I will still lay in lambo thinking about killing myself.

ftfy

>> No.10638855

>>10637928
This

>> No.10638861

All you 18 y/o link faggots have ruined biz.

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>>10637895

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>>10638861

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>>10638861

>> No.10638914

How do we convince more NEETs to buy this?

>> No.10638956

Take 1k for an house downpayment. Wait for 1000$

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>>10638914

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Link 1k EOY

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>>10639010

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>>10639036
Would something like this be against the law?

>> No.10639180

Guys, are we really going to make it? Sometimes it seems totally unbelievable. Then again, I know a girl who was dumped by a guy who made ten mill on eth.

>> No.10639201

>>10637895
unironically not sure. definitely going straight to an accountant, an estate planner, and a financial planner. finishing my degree in financial math. ill have to see when it happens. oh and ill freeze my sperm just in case ;)

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>>10639180
>Guys, are we really going to make it?
yes

>> No.10639216

The Link meme was fun six months ago. Sad bunch of 18 y/o link fags left on this board. Muh Sergey fatass with a bachelor in fuckknows. Cucks.

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>>10639180
yes

>> No.10639247

>>10637895

I will wake up

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>>10639222
check'd

>> No.10639404

>>10639108
I hope not. Would be a lot of fun

>> No.10639423

>>10637895
Just think of how nice of a rope you'll be able to afford to hang yourself with. Silken but firm, yet surprisingly forgiving. Like being strangled by the world's strongest toddler.
I can't wait to kms.

>> No.10639440

>>10638596
Man the fact that crypto bagholder planned out their lottery wins is some next level delusion

>> No.10639474

>>10637895
WOW get help ASAP. me on the other hand will have 25MM. Not going to happen. Get a grip on your life first. I’d recommend reading Napoleon Hill and Jordan B Peterson.

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>>10637895
Nothing special because I would've cashed out at $50.

$100 is a pipe dream, let alone $1000

>> No.10639496

>>10637928
So much this

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>>10639222
shadilay….

>> No.10639620

If it hits $100 I'd pay off the remaining of my parent's mortgage (which is a fucking lot, over a mil still) and then head on over to southeast asia for a couple years for max comfiness

>> No.10639830

>>10639036
Based

>> No.10639911

>>10639490
Wow, nail studio FUD. Haven’t seen that referenced in months.

>> No.10639979

>>10639620
why would you pay off your boomer parents mortgage?What did they give you?
I wouldn't give my parents shit, as they never gave me anything. to be fair I am salty about it. They bought both my younger brothers cars and one birthday I got $80 in cash, while my brother, the same year got a $800 guitar amp. It obvious they don't like me

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>>10639222
IDS HABBERDING!!!