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>new job
>contract states I can't buy or sell stocks or shares at all under any circumstances
>have to fill in a form to request permission from compliance to buy or sell a cryptocurrency

How the FUCK are employers allowed to own people like that?

>> No.10617279

It's easy when 99% of the population is docile complacent sheeps

>> No.10617299

What kind of fucking job is this

>> No.10617306

>>10617299
Bank teller

>> No.10617311
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10617311

what if you're boss doesn't let you buy linkies and you miss the moon mission?

>> No.10617314

>>10617299
>>10617306
It's just for a law firm, and not as a lawyer.

>> No.10617321

>>10617272
How would they ever know? Like just agree and trade on your phone or some shit like lol

>> No.10617365

>>10617272
>How the FUCK are employers allowed to own people like that?
INSURANCE
its called subjugation check it out.

>> No.10617383

>>10617365
>its called subjugation check it out.
subrogation, sorry i should not have spelt checked

>> No.10617392

>>10617272
don't sign or price it in. Say you want 20% more with this bs agreement. If they don't agree tell them to remove the clauses.

>> No.10617393

>>10617299
any job with potential inside information or conflict of interest in regulated markets

as a trader we were allowed to privately trade ETFs
banning cryptocurrencies is just them being dicks

>> No.10617394

>>10617321
Kek

>> No.10617399

>>10617272
KEKED

>> No.10617992

>>10617272
Post info here anonymously

>> No.10618015

>>10617393

>crypto

>insider info

Lmao retarded boomers afraid of the spooky internet money

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10618410

>>10617272
>didnt trade physical gold/silver on the side

whos laughing now paper bros?

>> No.10618574

>>10617272
>contract
>own
a... are you american?

>> No.10618601

>>10617299
vehicular customer liason at wendy’s

>> No.10618612

>>10617393
>banning cryptocurrencies is just them being dicks
Or maybe it has something to do with smartcontracts and law being two very related topics at this stage

>> No.10618624

btw there is no reason at all for them to ban crypto other than the fact they are boomers and are afraid youll retire in 2 years if you buy crypto

>> No.10618837

>>10618612
and they're being dicks about it, bankers and lawyers on suicide watch. Pretty soon they'll be flippin our burgers

>> No.10620080

>>10617272
>new job
>drug test required
>daily blazer

>> No.10620246

>>10620080
quickfix, you're welcome

>> No.10620603

>>10617272
>create fake ID with fake picture
>ask Jamal or some underground people to make one for you
>create fake persona on exchange and give your fake ID if exchanges ask you for KYC reasons
Problem solved. If there's a will, there's a way you stupid nigger.

>> No.10620691

>>10620603
Enjoy prison for identity forgery. Who's the nigger now?

>> No.10620800

>>10617272
>local btc
>binance
>mcstinkies

>> No.10620877

>>10617272
Who gives a fuck. The worse they can do is fire you. They'll never know you bought the crypto until you sell and it's on your tax forms. Hopefully by that time you don't need the job anyway, and if they actually choose to fire you simply because you got rich, that's their loss. Only stocks are regulated and have legal repercussions, the crypto shit is just a hedge by them to try to cover their own asses. Don't take the bait.

>> No.10620895

>>10618410
>gold
Idiot. Gold will be worthless. Silver will be more limited in the long run and a far more worthwhile investment.