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I offered a female coworker to get into a relationship with me for a 6 month period in return for $50,000 usd. She knows I am a Virgin and was completely fine with the arrangement. She has agreed to the terms of service we shook on it. She will be moving into my 3 bedroom condo 1 week from now.

Sex is only allowed 3 times a week. Payment is after every week of $2083.33. She has agreed to taking 3 weeks off of work with me and we intend on going to Hawaii together. We both work at a small real estate firm together, both of our jobs are in office. We have agreed to keep it professional at the office but outside we will be living together.

We intend on taking separate cars so no one suspects anything. I can't be more happy than I am today. Tell me anons what are you doing with your crypto gains?

I'm not a trader or anything special. I got lucky and bought ethereum at $3 because one of my tech savy friends told me to. I sold last year before the big crash and I'm happy I can finally use my gains to get into a relationship and also lose my virginity. What do you guys intend on doing with your gains?

>> No.10616827

>>10616820
Daily prostitute would have been cheaper, and you could have more variety

>> No.10616836

If you're happy, I'm happy. Just try to play it cool and not be overly needy, and who knows: she may genuinely want to stay with you after the 6 month term

>> No.10616846

>>10616836
Like stay longer so she can suck more money out of him

>> No.10616866

>>10616827
After the initial 6 months, he won't have problems getting into relationships.

>> No.10616871

>>10616820
Just think, you're saving yourself years of heartache & coming out of it with a cheap divorce.

>> No.10616874

the kind of woman who would agree to this is not the sort you want to be lviing with for any length of time.

Expect her to fuck your career if you try and back out of your end once find shes a terrible person.

>> No.10616876

>>10616846
Women should do that to some extent. It's disgusting if a fan can't/won't provide. Of course, if she's a conniving opportunist then that's a different story

>> No.10616878

>>10616820

I think you overpaid her.
>Sex 3 times in week

>> No.10616885

>>10616876
that should read "man" not "fan"

>> No.10616890

It's more than just sex for me. I want someone to cuddle with and tell my deepest desires to. I want to make memories. She can provide this for me.

>> No.10616905

I'd kill myself before I became this pathetic

>> No.10616914

>>10616905
pretty much this

>> No.10616916

>>10616905
this

>> No.10616924

>>10616905
>>10616914
This

>> No.10616926

>>10616890
creepy desu

>> No.10616932
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>>10616820
Congratulations fren.
I am doing something similar but my arrangement is to use my crptyo cash to hire a QT JP girlfriend to live with me and do all my household chores. I am paying her on an hourly basis and managing which task she does. Cooking for me, or cleaning toilet, or washing and folding my clothes. I even wrote an employment contract for her. I am getting lots of good practice for future managing staff in a business. Applying workplace techniques to increase her housework efficiency. Also I make her wear a "uniform" (maid apron) and make her greet me enthusiasticly with a big smile, just like a MacDonalds employee would. But everything is still within the law and I explicit said there will be no sexual harassment at the beginning. So I am sticking to that.
Besides I have onaholes and 2D anime for sex needs, which is in many ways more satisfying for effort invested than sweaty sex. And this Qt nip chats to me in Japanese to fill any other desire for company. It's effecient way to do perfect wife simulator.
We are success fren.

>> No.10616935

U cant ummm get a real girlfriend?

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>>10616890
Lolinder. The only thing she'll hear is the clinking of coins in her purse

>> No.10616955

kill yourself

>> No.10617059

Keep us posted anon
good luck!

>> No.10617141

>>10616820
How hot is this girl

>> No.10617169

>>10616820
Haha my bitch and her friend fuck me when ever i want , you got scammed. But hey , enjoy

>> No.10617181

good larp

>> No.10617202

>>10616820

Just burn your coins you fucking retard. It'll be less painful than the path you are planning

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>>10616890
I feel you chief.

>> No.10617350

>>10616820
Saddest thing I have ever read.
Has to be a larp, this is just too cringeworthy. Who would brag about this

>> No.10617382

>>10616932
Who is this semen demon?

>> No.10617407

>>10616874
a year worth of salary in 50% of the time to be the personal prostitute only 3 times a week of a virgin nerd seems like a rationally minded person's decision
he probably pays for her living expenses and makes her gifts too

if you dont care about children this is the future of relationships
after 6 months you can just sub to a new model

>> No.10617421

>>10616866

why is this so true? i could never get a relationship, and after i got an 8 months old with my ex i can get relationships whenever i want

i literally spent a week gfless before someone wanted to become it (i am with her for 1 year now)

>> No.10617429

>>10616866
After 6 months, he's gonna swear off relationships after dealing with the emotional bullshit from women

>> No.10617448

>>10617350
THIS

>> No.10617468

>>10616820
Don't pay the last week, what's she gonna do.

>> No.10617476

>>10617468
absolute madman

>> No.10617540

>>10617421
Girls are designed to settle for betas, once you learned how to behave like a good beta, instead of an omega, you were deemed acceptable by them.

>> No.10617583

How is she going to explain this to the taxman?

>> No.10618252

>>10616820
KYS. Paying 50k to be treated like shit and fucking miserable. Congrats on this, seriously.

>> No.10618295

>>10617429
This, lol

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>>10616820
God damn dude. You're fucking retarded. For even a small fraction of that price, you could have gotten an absolutely gorgeous girl from pretty much anywhere in Latin America. Or pretty much any country with an economy weaker than ours. You could have paid $5,000 for the whole six months, and by the end she'd be asking you if she could stay longer. From the sound of this, it seems like you picked a stuck up roastie who's going to be very strict in what she will and won't do. Horrible investment. What a moron. You could travel the world for the next two years fucking beautiful women left and right for $50,000.

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>>10616820
lel I thought she was paying you at first

that would be a lot more reasonable for what you're proposing

>> No.10619074

>>10619008
This

>> No.10619126

>>10616905
This desu
Getting a normal gf is not that hard no matter how ugly you are

>> No.10619601

>>10619008
>For even a small fraction of that price, you could have gotten an absolutely gorgeous girl from pretty much anywhere
this, op is over paying

>> No.10620106

>>10619008
This

>> No.10620403

>>10616820
I bet you this will work out well actually

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10620840

>>10617429
aint this the truth

>> No.10620880

>>10619126
>normalfags and their sage statements
kys

>> No.10620882

>>10616878
that is like 694 $ for one fuck.

>> No.10620884

>>10616890
>tell my deepest desires to
this is a mistake. DONT DO THIS she will use it against you

>> No.10621440

>>10616820
>>10616890
Buddy...

>> No.10621749

not sure if larp but imagine being actually this pathetic and desperate.

>> No.10621913

>>10619126
Yeah, but OP is not getting a normal one, but an honest one.

>> No.10621962

>>10619008
/thread

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10622153

I can't advise without a general picture of the girl.

I noticed there is no mention of her banging other guys.

What if the other 4 days she brings home her chad lover and they are fucking and moaning in your condo while you cry on /biz?

>> No.10623354

>>10616820
Dont do it because she will never want to be with you because of you but for money, why not just buy a wife for life from some 3rd world country or i dont know try a dating site.

>> No.10624369

>>10616820
>Billions of single women looking for a stable relatiobship around the world
>Anon needs to pay a woman to have a relationship
Wow. Why do I browse this board?

>> No.10624392

fucking genius, is she hot?

>> No.10624407

>>10624392
no.

>> No.10624409

>>10616820
what gains? i'm fucking down 90+%

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>>10616905
This

>> No.10624470

>>10624407
maybe you are gay

>> No.10624478

>>10616820
Really bad fucking deal mate

>> No.10624477

Well that was dumb. Instead
>pay $50k for plastic surgery
>get literally any woman you want for the rest of your life for free
Or
>spend whatever on escorts to get your confidence up
>use this emotional high to improve your attractiveness to the opposite sex
>get literally any woman you want for the rest of your life for free
t. former 19yo kissless virgin, now 23yo who has experienced a net monetary gain through female relationships

>> No.10625336

>realize after 1 week that she's trash
>don't pay
What's she going to do, take her whore contract to a judge? Get your 3 pumps in and get them on video.

>> No.10625507

You should be getting daily/on demand sex for that price bro, jesus.

>> No.10626283

>>10616890


>telling women your deepest desires

>thinking women are your friend

lmao m8...

>> No.10626520

You guys are all holding this guys bags lmao, so some whore can take all his money because he’s pathetic. The future, right goys?

>> No.10626955

>>10616820
We need a new religious text for this shit. fuck.

>> No.10626999

hilarious how people here are judging the woman instead of the man who is spending 60k on the idea of having a gf

you virgins are sad

this board is full of pathetic incels, kill yourselves

>> No.10627012

>>10616820
You are way over paying for pussy

>> No.10627308

>>10626999
How about both? Dude's a retard and though she has made a smart business decision she's still a literal whore.

>> No.10627314

>>10616820
$2k week is good for unlimited pussy from a 9/10 18 year old.

You got jewed.

>> No.10627341

>>10616836
Pretty Woman isn't reality actually

>> No.10627364

>>10619008
It's two different things.

One is bringing home some chick you know that you've developed some form of sexual attraction to.

The other is finding some random stray you want to sleep with and bring her back home.

Which would you rather have?

>> No.10627395

>>10616820
hmmmmm.... considering you'll make up the 50k in the next bull run not a bad deal. she better do all the cleaning.

>> No.10627415

>>10627341
Movies always paint the perfect reality.

>> No.10627470

>>10616820
This is fantastically autistic holy shit OP

Also wtf

>> No.10627471

I have a low maintenance gf with autism, very cheap I suggest this instead of doing something as retarded as OP.

>> No.10628406

>>10616890
>telling women your deepest secrets

Anon, I...

>> No.10628413

>>10627471
None of the women with autism I've met were low maintenance.

>> No.10628440

>>10616820
This is so fucking pathetic kill yourself

>> No.10628456

>>10628413
this

would have been worth it though, if she weren't psychotic as well.