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>>10616054
I bought one, but I've just kept it as a prop for now. Haven't tried sipping yet.

I’ve come so close to buying one but I hate energy drinks. What’s happening to me?

>>10616079
they dont taste like energy drinks at all. id describe it as a smooth mix between capri sun and fanta.

the original tastes the best

>>10616054
Monster is fucking disgusting.
Do yourself a favor and get a real energy drink like Red Bull instead.

Dude same. I buy one every time I go to the shop.

>>10616107
they all taste like cherry-menthol toothpaste

>>10616054
Yup, this is the good life

*sips*

>>10616107
This. Red Bull is great.

>>10616128
Have you ever tried a Red Bull? Taste is miles ahead of liquid plastic Monster bs

>>10616138
>Have you ever tried a Red Bull?
that was the first i tried. almost puked into my mouth but had to get my energy up for the bout.

>>10616089
No o mean I hate what they do to me. Caffeine free Monster when?

>>10616054
I unironically bought one to sip on my lawn mower one time. This is some next level advertising, i wouldn't be surprised if monster was actually behind it.

the Monster Energy CEO is jewish, the COO is jewish too and the CEO's brother-in-law was the chairman of the World Zionist Organization. Not joking.
Also the monster logo is the satanic number 666 - written in Hebrew.
Drinking Monster is the ultimate act of being a shabbos goy.

>>10616054
Nice OP, fell for it too.
Gonna sip like 4 in the weekend, good 'ol LANparty with the lads

Clever viral marketing campaign for sure

>>10616054
try the zero red one, put 2 vials of vitamin c in in

They are pretty good. I sip mine, tell teenagers about the 90s, then I ask them to Biggie size my fries just to confuse them. My order Comes to $7.64. I give them ten bucks. As the cash draw opens, I stop them and give them an extra quarter just to see if they can do the math in their head. Yep. Teaches them self reliance if the till ever breaks down. They call the manager over. Needed to speak to him about the cashier's attitude, anyway. Get the meal free even though I just paid.

>>10616664
Livin the life, amirite?

I've had one and I hated it.
I like the sugarfree energy drinks from Aldi though.

All the monsters are way too sweet for me except for the pic related, but I can't find it anywhere anymore. Really fucking sucks.

monster is shit taste tbqhwymdf

red bull/venom are dank

Poor fags itt

enjoy your early heart disease stupid boomers

>>10617210
>implying i want to live long
jokes on you

>>10617283
kek

>>10616059
Yeah it took me like 6 days to finally drink it and it honestly no word of a lie tastes like artificial vauge citrus flavored shit. Did I buy the wrong one or something?

>>10617210
>A sugar free vitamin filled energy drink will cause heart disease

>mfw I had to import this from the uk cause apparently it isn't distributed in mainland eu...
Post your R A R E cans bros

they all taste like molten gummy bears

>>10617210
A can of sip is packed with a full day's RDA of cholesterol-clearing niacin, you worthless niggerfaggot.

You kids talking about remembering straws? Lemme tell ya somethin'll flip your lid. We used to smoke in restaurants when you were babies. Right there in front of ya. Like a lot, too. Cigarettes were cheap and most places had them in vending machines in the lobby. They had ashtrays for us, too. Used to smoke o planes and in the airports. You could go right up to the gate and watch planes take off and land all day. Yep. America used to be free. Now I gotta pee next to a lady with a dick. Oh well... Can I get a #5?