/biz/ - Business & Finance

I wasn't on /biz/ today, did anyone get sweet gains from CVS?

first for based bulls

Who else /gambling/ on ROAD ER?

go time

GO TIME

when the futures pump

>>10613279
>people unironically thought me wrong about futures going back up

>>10613301
BAC 4 crashing tomorrow, are you yes?
Plox ;_;

>>10613321
BAC all time high tomorrow

Will FB keep going up tommorow? I bought some ITM calls on monday (on top of some calls that were already makeing me money) this sideways trading is cucking me.

>>10613321
you realize EVERYONE buying bank stocks because they boring and stable ATM... right?

>>10613372
lmfao I bet he actually hates drinking that shit for the camera.

Every good growth stock is so expensive. It's not surprising someone would pay $420 for tesla. Growth is just growing in multiples right now especially in technology.

Anybody here ever go in-person to a shareholder meeting?

>>10613372
>>10613386
You are wrong, Buffet will fall.
I have a month on my puts, so I'll give it two weeks and see what happens.

>>10613426
Buy MU and ignore it for six months.

>>10613451
Thats the worst idea youve ever had, BAC is one of the top performing bank stocks. You could literally choose any other shit bank

>>10613451
you MIGHT get a pullback within two weeks
but look at this divergence dube !!!

it strong as heckies

>>10613487
I just want to try my robintrack strategy!
And it's only a little bit of my total portfolio, so it will be an interesting experiment

What do you Anons think about CRM pre-earnings call strategy (selling day of ER)?

>>10613519
dont matter if you only use 0.01% of your portfolio
Buffet says dont lose
You could do any other bank and you would at least have a small chance of success

>>10613321
>>10613451
stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10613519
Are you holding BAC puts?

>>10613544
>buffet says don't lose
Unrealistic expectations. You have to try new things sometimes! It's for science
>>10613509
I'm mobile posting so I can't see it, I'll check it out when I get home

>>10613571
Yes I'm retarded don't do it

KEK S&P 500 Futures is really struggling to break 2857. Whoms't has enough money to get them out of this dip.

>>10613580
You could just .... pretend to be holding. puts, you know.

>>10613599
>buying the peak
A /biz/ approved move

>>10613624
Now that 90% of my portfolio is in boomer stocks I still need that rush. So it's science and gambling

>>10613658
do you even know how S&P works :/

comfy golden bulls

thank you to that anon in Japan. you were right on the massive popularity of Fate GO. they even made new anime films and TV series based on the mobile game. BILI to the moon.

>>10613386
they are buying them because the yield curve inversion FUD was moronic

Some motherfucker bought $47,000,000 in Home Depot near the close of day.

>>10613519
I hope you are only short for the near term. I'm pretty bullish on BAC after a bounce off support.

I think the banks will plummet, but not yet. Need a few more years for Corp & Student debt to balloon and derivatives along with it like 08. Sell your put when it hits ~ 31.

Note: I've been playing with Fib pivots lately, I think I'll use them for every day trading instead of MACD.

When is Twitter gonna bart back up

>>10613519
>>10613570

Forgot to add that Ichimoku is pretty damn bullish >>10613778

>>10613805
It's for sure a short term thing, BAC has great fundamentals and I wouldn't bet against it in the long term

>>10613451
nikkei is right
if you wanna short a bank (first off, youre fucking late) short wells fargo. absolutely the shittiest fucking large bank out there w out question. has the largest exposure (indirectly) to subprime shit. shittiest earnings out of all of em too if i remember right.

dont short banks right now comfy, you missed the fucking train by several months.

you wanna short the market, but do it ez babby mode? short high yield corporate debt w ITM puts (HYG). it tracks the market (kind of) and is already in a bear market

>>10613838
Let's talk about some cool stocks for once

>>10613928
No no no no this isn't about shorting banks, this is just trying out my robintrack analysis. A giant meme, I know.
It worked a total of once with KO, so if it can work again I can compare the charts and slowly figure out what works and what doesn't
It's just a fun side project

>>10613963
you need combine your robinanal with fundementals like:
why would brokers rekt people buying boomer bank stocks
Vs
why would brokers rekt people looking for get rich quick with HMNY

????

>>10613963
Comfy you need to combine your robintrack data with TA & FA. This is you right now

anybody taking Comfys advice seriously should neck themselves.

He has no experience
He has no knowledge
He has a portfolio with a negative return. Putting money in an index would've been better for him.

>>10613974
>>10613988
A good idea! I'm going to keep working on it
>>10613994
I'm not giving advice, I'm just doing a side project for fun!

>>10613963
the audacity

>>10613963
comf
unless you can tell how many institutional investors are ALSO in it, that is useless. also, robintrack doesnt tell us how many shares each mofo is holding, so we cant really get a good read on how much of the float is RH retail

the best way i can think of to get the institutional investors would be to check finviz for the outstanding shares, then check for %institutional investors there are to wager a guess as to how many shares th big boys are holding. but again, unless you can find a way to do a similar thing w stock held by retail, its not going to be any help. not to mention the fact that RHtrack scales those charts all the fuck over the place

>>10614042
Its oookkkaaaaayyyyy! It's just for fun, I will not speak of it again until I get more results

What do y'all think of $dbx calls tomorrow?

>>10614075
I V C R U S H

>>10614061
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>10614061
im telling you how you can get more results

RHers are fucking retarded. 1 user could mean 2 shares of BAC. or it could mean 2000. im sure you can see why this would dramatically change the results, right?

whats the boomer gamble next week boys

Viacom or Deere

>>10614042
what you said is right and imo is important to figure out where the shares are.. unfortunately theres no use with that poor soul.. he won't take anyones advice as you can see in this post>>10614061

He is just a shitty trader going to zero and now hes doing everything "for fun" He's going to be one of those people in his 50s delivering pizza saying how the stock market is rigged because he is too incompetent to learn anything. There really is no use for him besides what not to do.

>BAC
>lowest vol stock ever
>"crashing tomorrow"

That would actually be pretty nice.

>>10614096
seriously you are going waste your time, he's a potato head that isn't capable of learning or understanding. Seriously.

>>10614096
For sure, that's a good point.
I'll have to factor in all the big fish and everything you said, it's very valid criticism
I'll give the project more depth

>>10614100
>Deere
Always Deere

I've been watching futures the entire day and it is pretty riveting. Better than most animes.

I'm watching the 1 hour candle in S&P and the bulls and bears are really going at it.

>>10613301
Kneepad, what is your ethnicity? and nationality?

>>10614196

>>10614196
I'd guess that she's a white American based off of a number of things. Then again that's just a guess.

>>10614288

>>10614301
i assumed north east asian girl , idk y

>>10614301
we saw the hands
looks like an alien to be honest

>>10614301
>she

>>10614322
She has man hands
But I'm sure it's a girl

>>10614322
>>10614342
post hands, I am an expert in the hand field

>>10614322
Lukiamia will do that to you. Also I'm drink and high fuck spelling. Let's shit post. Look at me I'm elongated musk

>>10614136
dunno if you caught that shit i noticed at the end of the day, but im pretty sure that /ES nosedive after close was caused by large specs buying back their short /VI contracts. this would explain why the VIX was moving so irrationally in the last hour. judging on pic related (which sadly is delayed, as the site only updates on sunday) large specs are overwhelmingly short. so are small specs, with commercial traders taking the opposition.

the VIX doesnt really go much lower than what it is rn, so people were likely covering near close. however, small specs dont have NEARLY enough ammo to move the VIX like that. and commercial traders are already long, so that leaves large specs as the only people that could have been making the VIX move the way it was

let that sink in for a second.
large specs were closing out their /VI shorts today to either mitigate risk, or to blow out small specs. there was no other news as far as i could find that would move the market the way it did into close, so it almost certainly has to have been one of those two things

>>10614301
I assumed El Atrocidad since her grammar is piss poor.

>>10614342
I have some disturbing news for you

So, who here really believes Elon is going to buyback all the Tesla stocks at 420 just like he said?
I seriously think it was just a move to make the shares price skyrocket temporarily

>>10614136
also, heres my pic of the VIX just after close
i think VIX fuckery is afoot, and THATS why we saw /ES eat so much shit after close.

if im right tho, and theyre mitigating risk/blowing out small specs, then this will continue into tomorrow

>tfw you just looked at SODA and realized it was another BRZU move that would've net over $50 in credit, meaning a 500,000% return since they were trading at pennies before

>>10614371
I didn't save it, that's honestly my biggest mistake in life
Rip

>>10614397
Yeah I remember you from the last thread. You're really activating my almonds. Def something going on. Somebody with deep pockets is getting ready for something.

inb4 another 9/11

>>10614397
Im surprised small specs are net short

>>10614394
This is Ford, obvious, you should own it but the question is which pattern fits. Winner gets one bragging point

>>10614404
You've never been on real drugs or been in an area with really poor people. Cash me ooosode bitch

>>10614444
>these numbers
>the prophesy

>>10614462
oh shit quads with quads

SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>10614444
fucking happening when?

checkked

how do i get in on this action on robinhood?

>>10614444
uh oh. checked

but one of the things we were talking about was the fact that the FED sometimes shorts /VI in order to control the market. if THEYRE getting out of the way, this could be VERY fucking bad (except for me, as this is exactly what i was looking for to happen due to the way shits been going lately)

>>10614450
confused me too, but keep in mind this is from sunday. im sure its changed somewhat since then

at how much money should you get out of robinshit and open a real account?

>>10614533
im moving as soon as im out of PDT

basically like middle school to high school

>>10614533
Whatever broker you want requires or never. There's nothing wrong with robinhood. Unless you really want to play options.

Dubs and SNAP crashes hard enough tomorrow to save everyone's puts

>>10614548
should i switch to vanguard if im only using it as a savings account?

>>10614480
>>10614462
>>10614490
>>10614444
>>10614397
it's okay, Trump won't let anything happen. But the market is looking like it will retrace to ~ 282, testing support there before the next leg up to ATH.

>it's just a close out of short positions & prep for calls going OTM

>>10614580
Don't kid yourself.
Our deaths were priced in; ahahahahahahah

>>10614621
If anyone has audio of the CEO saying nigger, now would be the time to use it

>>10614444
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>10614655
Someone with audio skills get to work

(I'm kidding SEC)

>>10614444
>Somebody with deep pockets is getting ready for something

>>10614715
This is my favorite kind of pornography

>>10614715

>>10614730
>it will go up forev-

>>10614419
>Tesla
Elon is 100% serious. He doesn't want to raise anymore public money. He hates the shorts, has great companies and deep pocket. Shorts are fucked.

>>10614759
and it did

>>10614769
>forever
>did

>>10614196
she is cutie, from waifu nation

>>10614100
Isn't Viacom's ER tomorrow pre-market though? Speaking of ERs, who else is /gambling/ on FNKO?

i like you guys!!!!!

>>10615168
We’re all gonna make it

I seriously don't know if I want to believe Elon and buy Tesla or not.

>>10615168
y..yyou too kohai

TWNK hostess crashed

>>10613776

Weird. Are there rumors Home Depot wants to expand or buy out a competitor or something?

>>10615323

lmao

>>10615323
them crazy gains after all the dips tho.
still, this time is a seriously big dip

>>10615323
>not owning TWNK in 2018
I've realized my mistake!

>tfw secretly wanting SNAP to hit 10 by the end of Fridays

>>10615437
going to go in on TSLA?

>>10615323
Nobody told me I could invest in TWINK!

>>10613089
the bags are getting heavy senpai
plz halp

>>10615323
Now what

for the timeline on tesla, it was 340 before big action, hit 360 on saudi news, and hit 380 on elon private tweet. It's now 370, or +10 on tesla going private.

Keep in mind the "priced" in upside for 420 buyout is +10 from 360 to 370. If you think +10 is a good amount for a 420 buyout then it's fairly valued.

>>10615323

lol

>>10615510
I'm so fucking torn about that.
Elon has proved that he can move the fucking market with a couple of words and I don't see why he couldn't do that again, but if I were in his shoes I wouldn't buyback the shares at 420 fucking dollars, which makes me think he's lying.
Also, we gotta see how long will the Tesla stocks keep going down.
Basically, if you want to take a medium risk and today TESLA won't go down a lot at opening, buy.
Otherwise, wait for more news. That's my conclusion on the issue.

>>10615558
you cant wait for news

>>10615572
Oh yeah?
Try me.

>>10615498
If snap hits 10 dollars by Friday I will suck everyone's dick in this thread

>>10615583
you can't wait for the news. You will be late. To make money trading you have to be ahead.

>>10615593
honestly thinking about putting in like 10 bucks on it cause the risk/reward seems good

>>10615638
All it takes is one more big fat red dildo in the morning to set things straight

Cheap option for day trading in Australia ? I'm a casual user of CommSec.

>>10615767
I'm on that wagon too Ausbro

>>10615767
>day trading
algorithms own short term

>>10615767
Immigrate to the USA

>"He's playing video games?"
>"Yes sir; he's playing warframe. He mains Rhino Prime and refuses to buy premium currency."
>"Set multiple alerts for Orokin Catalysts; keep him on the game for as long as possible, then put him to sleep 2 hours before market open."

playing this late at night will fuck you over when you trade in the morning; go to sleep now or pay the price

DARE my nigga

>>10613542
Salesforce is a beast. Buy

1 USD =5.41778TRY

rest in piss Turkey

>>10615929
One of my favorite fund manager wrote that we will be experiencing an old classic in financial turmoils : USD shortage

Emperor Trump made it clear he wants to reduce the trade deficit, meaning less USD will be available elsewhere.
I wonder if the rising federal deficits means more USD directed at buying bonds.

>short countries relying on foreign debts labeled in USD

>>10615929
rip in piss erdogan

>>10614584
yes
desu the more money you index and don't touch the happier you'll be
speaking from experience

>>10613463
This

>Today HMSY upgraded to 'buy' by Citigroup
almost HMNYbros, ha?

>made my first transfer
...o-on my way to become a little investor!

Did some gambling yesterday, my short went from -850 to +88 then again -124, got emotional and realized that -124, fuck five mins later the fucker dropped like a stone, but it at least learned some lessons from this 'trade', today just some learning and maybe FNKO aftermarket

>>10614434
Can you elaborate on this? Also I cleaned tf up when BRZU tanked unreasonably during Brazil's corruption scandal

lol MS just unleashed the fud on MU, this is the dip before the run to ER

>>10617744
Source?

>>10614451
Reverse Bart
$12 soon

AMAT keeps going back down after getting a nice gains

I want out

>>10617855
I’m sorry. You seem like a really nice guy.

>>10617092
Good luck fren

Expecting SPX all time highs today

>>10617933
Buddy have you seen futures? Shit can't even break 2860 anymore.

>>10617946
when wall street gets on its going straight to new all time highs

Give me some stocks to buy and dump for a quick profit today, /biz/

>>10617092
Hey good luck, bro. Hopefully you make more money than I do

>>10616983
Squeeze time

>>10617946
>>10617933
keep an eye on VIX w me guys
were looking for weird disjointed candles, or rather "gaps" at the end of the candles

Fuck
My BKNG is hurting bad
Huge earnings beat, weak guidance

Just fuck my shit up family

This game is fucking stupid sometimes. Its better to miss and raise guidance than to beat and lower

>>10617994
HMNY

>>10617994
Plugpower earnings today and that stock has been doing solid for a penny stock

>>10618032
Nope that was yesterday. I can't keep track, ah today is road. I have high hopes on this one.high hopes and really low expectations

>>10618006
I found the supreme Bond, HYT
How will other bonds possibly compete?

This gon b a green day!!!!!!

>>10618049
holy hell
is my shit lying to me w the 8% yield?

looks much better managed than HYG too

>>10618061
yeah, its like a mix of a closed end fund
And dividends paid out every 13th, so monday. Guess Ill buy one!

id like to have a moment of silence for my 8/8 VIX calls
i tried to roll you poor bastards, but you didnt fill, and now youre gone
RIP in piece.......

>>10618092
yea theyre up quite a bit, not worth it to buy a bunch rn imo

>>10618101
>ok Fed, hes out
>Cover

>>10618128
lol
nah i just couldnt get the last 2 to roll last week, and then there were no bids because it was OTM

>>10618128
srsly tho
we will know for sure on sunday
or maybe today idk

>>10618125
https://www.cefconnect.com/fund/HYT
Still cheap.

>>10618151
sure historically theyre cheap rn, but that "boob" formation has to do w FED monetary policy. tightening means bonds will complete that formation. as long as you ladder in, youll be ok (especially w 8% per year)

what's the point of bonds

>>10618173
I meant fundamentally, the market price is discount to NAV.

>>10618195
free monthly neetbucks

>>10614715
source?

>>10618213
smart money index was already debunked

>>10618195
less risk in overall

>>10618221
source?

>>10618195
It’s just a matter of getting old. They wanted to continue the Bond franchise for decades but Sean Connery would get so old that Bond couldn’t possibly do all the stuff they had him do. So they changed actors every few years to get a younger looking Bond. That’s the point of having multiole Bonds.

>>10618227
google it

>>10618234
source?

>>10618195
slow moving even n the worst of times. yields. even in total liquidation/bnruptcy, you will get paid out before common stock etc

theyre just a thing to diversify into. you dont wanna go overweight in ANY one bond type

>>10618208
theres probably a reason
people are having a tough time trying to find buyers for junk bonds for a variety of reasons

>>10618241
No, HYT, is a CEF, it’s how the CEF game goes.

what will the bottom after the post-midterm crash be

>>10618249
oh shit
my bad i just started looking at it
thought it was just another HYG or JNK
still, im really bear on junk bonds rn, tho i suppose i could hedge a little w some of this one

>>10618250
8 bucks.

>>10617946
Futures gonna be less pants on head retard today & wait more comf from markets
VIX under 11 gonna gib many justifications for pumping

Here we go boys

>tfw my ITM call on TLT order didnt fill on the bell
>and i was fucking right
fug

what do you guys use to follow the market

shit looks like I'm gonna have to go all in on my margin buying tesla stock this morning at this price.

fuck me
why market why

>>10618263
try tree fiddy

can someone give me a quick rundown of margin. buying tsla shares if I think thye go way up on margin mkaes sense right?

I was thinking last night under 370 I buy on margin

>>10618270
>child is an exact clone of the mother

Triggered.

>>10618281
>>10618290
Yes goyim give Elon your money

mfw its gonna be 95 degrees today

reminder:
this >>10618270 is a sell signal

>>10618277
feminine intuition
i keep my psychic ex-gf chained down in the basement, feed her constant DMT, then consult her whenever i need to know whats going to happen next

charts and price action are pretty useless

>>10618302
What does she say about AMRS?

Where is grim? Roku mooned 17%

>>10618298
please start selling naked Tesla calls, I need to buy more

>>10618313
sleeping in like a degenerate

>>10618320
I'm not going too crazy, just going to buy more stock on margin. Already got calls.

>>10618270
If people were smart they'd sell today for the weekend. I think that's what many will do today.

>>10618308
take some profits while were up here desu
if youre long, you already know whats happening (MID-TEENS) but its not going right there. that stock is a special kind of bagholder prison, and absolutely no one should trust melos recent dealings w the chinese

I just put a quarter of my portfolio into HMNY

>>10618301
That pizza looks shit
-crappy cheeze
-dry as fuck crust
-boring toppings

fuck, I'm selling all my other stock to buy more tesla stock at open too

fuck this market

>>10618338
if you think thats shit wait until you see their stock
FRSH

>>10618335
Already sold half for a good profit, holding the rest long. Might buy more if it goes down again.
I’m a patient guy, for the most part.

I'm going even more all in tsla at this price, shit shit shit

Less than 20 minutes now goys. You ready to make some money today, /biz/?

>>10618337
based Cell poster

>>10618358
you gotta be w AMRS
theres folks there that have been holding for YEARS before the r/s
theyre prolly up somewhat now if theyve been averaging in, but still

i took my calls off the table that ive held since Q1 ER yesterday for a meager profit and will prolly buy some stock if i see a cataclysm

>>10618302
no i mean ticker/graphs

>>10618375

SND beat

SND running pre-market

hoyl fucking SMART SAND

>>10618298
Y...you... dont want see the ones with black darling hair... very creepy

>>10618302
*places into spiral ham machine slicing*

>>10618331
T... today... am Thursday.... right?

>>10618385
The movement of most tickets and graphs is meaningless. Only by understanding this and diving into the market can you develop a method that works for you. That said volume and direction of SPY is a decent indicator of market sentiment.

hey what's the best platform for under 25k eurotrash w/ leverage

i can buy stocks with my bank account but i wanna short sell

>>10618425
you wouldn't want dumb sand, would you?

>>10618431
why SPY and not DJI

>>10618438
DJI is price-weighed which means it's fucktarded. SPY and IWM are my main market indicators

>>10618385
i dont look at price action as much as i can
price action is essentially some hedgefund fingerpainting what you want to see w pure money

i watch USD, VIX, corporate and govt debt (as these things are much harder to move/manipulate), and sometimes currency pairs if im looking at outside of the US. i also have a script i made that converts all of these (and all major indices) into an exponentially smoothed TSI. i also like to watch put/call OI and IV and nikkei just shoed me a cool way i can look at futures commitments so ill be watching that too. oh, i like CCI too, i use a short one and a long one overlayed together

ill use tick charts when im daytrading tho
i generally stay away from single stocks as they dont work in any kind of rational/predictable way

>>10618438
fuck both of those desu senpai
RUT/IWM is a way better leading index imo

>>10618425
>>10618423
>>10618420
based wisconsin

>>10618428
Yeah, get an early start.

>>10618385
oh i forgot
BASED POINT AND FIGURE GRAPHS

What's SND up to, did somebody run out of sand

>>10618465
its needed to frack
there arent enough sand suppliers to meet up w our increased oil production

>>10618472
hurray American oil and gas

>>10618465
all the sand companies trading like they are going out of business, really weird

Ah the bitter taste of regret, should have gone sand instead of road, but I was still burnt on HCLP and didn't think that fracking sand would do good anytime soon.

HOLY SHIT AMD HERE WE GO AGAIN
ROUND 3 OF SMOL GAINS

>>10618484
>>10618488
sand anon tried his best
god bless him, he did his best

here we go lads

have a good day of gains

>>10618508
quick, find a list of all american fracking companies

>Dumps JNUG
You now have my permission to die

>SNAP broke 12.15 support

into the trash it goes. This is the support level for EVERY SINGLE TIME FRAME

No home atm so cant do plan for 2day but off top head (no looky at chart)

Long over 286.1
Short under 285.4

Close short @ 284.9

>>10618518
oh it will
what a fucking pathetic bounce
gold is on its major multi year trend line
and it bounced 0.08%

DEATH TO COMMUNISM

aww shirt
knew i shouldve got back on the short TUR train

trading complete
1 position only
no hedge
100% TSLA calls/stocks

>>10618503
Yeah set my limit buy order at 19.35 which will probably hit around lunch time...of course trends like these tend to rarely last.

>>10618559
Feels good
Its not enough to just win, they must lose

>>10618515
HCLP, SLCA, SND, EMES

Word of advice about SND; it's too low volume to retain this.
It's going to bleed over the course of the day, and will probably get picked up at discount by a big boy firm.

Stock has too low price to not be manipulated, too small of a float.
That's my belief; I just sold. SND's a shitty stock, but a well positioned company.

>>10618600
oil is gonna have another leg down too
sandbros should definitely take profits imo

Has anyone been watching the EGY dip this week? This seems promising.

>>10618600
I bought at open cause I was expecting it to go at least a little higher
Oh well I didn’t put too much into it I guess

>>10618621
3edgy5me

>>10618625
FEAR OF MISSING OUT

>>10618625
use stops
hes got a point
that stock could easily get pushed around by even the most flaccid of hedgies

last night I told myself I would buy as many shares of tsla under 370 as possible, not picking up calls. Goddamn it was tough going through with it. Never used margin before.

>SNAP

fucking hell this shit is going to stay pinned between 12.5 & 12 all day. Oh well! Time to swing it.

>>10618586
That drop 5 minutes in though, somebody blew their load early kek
19.69 seems to be todays high

double top on USO 5min?

>>10618432
interactiveBrokers, use stock CFDs (10x). they have THE cheapest margin funding and cheapest fees overall. good luck

>>10618625
nah; if you wanna you can double down when it goes lower than 5% up for the day
then it's gonna probably see a bounce there. It was priced in on a massive downside that got blown out when we beat

Total noob here. How many ETFs should I buy into? Right now I have bought into 4 ETFs- one based on S&P 500, one EM fund, and 2 European Markets ones. Is this enough?

>>10618449
why not also QQQ?

please fill that gap NWL

Anyone else waiting for September?

>>10618698
Yes, markets are slow as fuck in August
Lots of happenings tho

>>10618600
m--m-mr. Buffet?

>>10618547
I know you can't see this; but I'll tell you for later that I somehow fucked up my easy GPRO puts by being a massive retard
I essentially broke even, even when I was right with my puts cause I bought high and sold half low out of fear

Nice job kneepads, you made me nervous even though I trusted myself.

Intel struggling to break the 50 dollar barrier keeps hovering at 49.96

>>10618737
How the fuck do you fuck up that hard, GPRO was a goldmine

Any good tutorials on Ichimoku and also technical analysis in general?

>>10618683
>why not the most irrational volatile index for total market strength?
chad 2000 index or bust

Someone please tell me buying KO was a good idea? I thought I'd be a stable stock like MSFT

>>10618757
Here are two to get started on Ichimoku:

https://tradingstrategyguides.com/best-ichimoku-strategy/

Ichimokue with HA candles

https://www.dailyfx.com/forex/education/trading_tips/daily_trading_lesson/2013/06/04/Ichimoku_Buy_AUDCAD.html

>>10614100
Municipal wagecuck (groundskeeper willie) here. John Deere makes plastic horseshit. How do I make shekels from this knowledge?

>>10618791
it was a good idea

>>10618793
Thanks!!

Vol is going nuts.

green across the board
everybody wins!

>>10618755
paying .57 for a 6 dollar put that goes into 9/21
if I were ballsy I'd double down on that one; but holy shit I don't know what past me was thinking paying these prices
probably the same day I bought far OOM puts on SNAP, fucking retarded sometimes

>Saudis told to dump all Canadian equities, bonds, etc.

total penis strength index is giving me some bearish signs on the 15 min
all indexes fluttering around looking to cross, russell still playing catch up w the rest so still up.

meanwhile in the bonds market, long bonds are crushing it, and high yield bonds are dumping. VIX looking to cross bullish

>>10618828
i told you faggots
large specs covering /VI shorts

>>10618840
*long treasuries are crushing it

>>10618629
What do you mean? What's so bad about the company?

The way people are pricing tesla is literally insane.

There is now ZERO premium on the stock for a potential $420 take private deal. It was 360 on the saudi news and before the tweet.

ROKU is a short right?

nobody actually uses this thing...?

>>10618859
it's a joke, anon

>>10618864
k, thought i was being a brainlet

>>10618752
AMD won't break 20 and I'm shitting my pants

40% chance the announcement is tonight
80% before monday open

>>10618798

T-thanks anon

I think everyone trading tesla was not watching it live tick to tick on Tuesday

The stock was 360 before elon's tweet. NO PREMIUM.

>>10618860
There is no private deal, it was just a joke from Elon to fuck with the short sellers. Probably illegal too.

I'm liking the pure VALUE of X
FUCKING VALUE BOYS

>>10618915
HE had been looking for take private money for a year
mentioned it months earliers
talked to board about it a week before tweet in multiple meetings

>>10618895
terrible entry though kek
it ranges easily and you bought at or near the top of the range. I guess if you are holding forever it doesnt matter

>>10618925
Don't tell me you're long Tesla? Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>10618882
AMD not allowed to break 20 until next ER

>>10618939
all in long

Something big is about to happen, I don't like this.

>>10618472
>>10618474
HCLP is a nice buy. It got bogged these last few days

According to my model, it should be a $20 stock (if I calculated right the cash flows after they become a C-corp and sand price doesn't get bogged in the next 2 years)

I should do a AUIC papaer on that

Also
>SGMO
>thank you Lord Shkreli

>>10618915
wouldnt doubt it
hes been doing similar things since march, and it seems hes run out of ideas. you cant keep a company afloat on short squeezes forever

>>10618671
thanks

>>10618862
I'm convinced nobody actually uses a Roku and its all some big giant fake conspiracy

>>10618947
when is Shkreli getting out of prison
I kind of miss his pathetic smug face

>>10618945
Ah you feel it too. Glad I'm not alone.

>>10618963
>>10618862
I use a Roku

it is great

all time highs here we come

>>10618947
SND is the better investment, wish I bought it at $5.40 now

>>10618682
it's too many. EM means China and they're in the middle of losing a trade war, maybe you saw it in the news? Dump it, dump the eurotrash, put that money in a Russell 2000 etf to compliment your S&P ETF. IWM is good, or TNA if you're feeling ballsy

predictions today
High chance elon musk goes on joe rogan show today before clarifying who is funding the deal

>>10618860
it's mostly priced into the options market though, which is annoying. Breakeven on ATM 2020 calls is almost $420

>49.99
come the fuck on Intel

FNKO before earnings call, buy or short?
I can't take another hit, I shorted CTL and got JUSTed hard yesterday

>>10618945
>>10618968
correct
we got high yields diverging from the market, large specs possibly covering VIX shorts, and weak sideways garbage all across the board

>>10618682
seconding this >>10618979
EMs are in an iffy spot, yurop too, and the russell seems to be the only healthy looking index rn

>>10619003
Yeah it's interesting to see the difference in stock vs options

>>10618977
am actually getting worried,
SPY, & the leverages are not following SPX and SPX not following futures

>>10618737
kek you might make it, GPRO in very steady down trend now T_T

>50.05
FINALLY
>meanwhile, at AMD
limping along like a sack of potatoes abandoned off the coast of Ireland

>>10619021
a lot of sellers at $20

>>10619015
Fuck em
Golden Bull
Golden Bull Golden Bull

IAG, one of my favorite range-trading stocks, is approaching $5 / share which is my buy-in price.

>>10619007
If I were to gamble I'd short. I held them for awhile and they felt erratic and they are currently overvalued unless they have something up their sleeve

>>10619015
told you m8
absolutely nothing is lining up rn

Somebody make new bread pls

>>10619049
They're expected to beat expectations their earnings call.

>>10619061
>expected to beat expectations
fuck this market

>>10619052
ok ill do it

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