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10612087 No.10612087 [Reply] [Original]

We are the link marines.
AND
WE
ARE
NOT
SELLING

There are more of us every day. We are everywhere. We could be your friend, family member, coworker, and you will never be any the wiser. We hide in plain sight, silently awaiting our fruit that is promised. You cannot beat us, and the sooner you join us, the better. Just give it up anons. Pick up a bag while you still can

>> No.10612166

>>10612087
Captain here
Never fucking selling

>> No.10612179
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>> No.10612205

>>10612166
>I buy crypto just to collect

>> No.10612215

Someone post the ranks
I'm at 15k now
I want to know what I'm at

>> No.10612246
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>>10612215
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>> No.10612250

>>10612215

literally 1 LINK below SECOND LIEUTENANT

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>>10612215

>> No.10612262

>>10612246
colonel checking in. locked and loaded. nolinkers will be taken in for psychological conversion therapy upon capture. over and out.

>> No.10612288

>>10612262
Lt Colonel here. why are we the only ones talking about this project?

>> No.10612297

>>10612250
Guess I need to buy more link

>> No.10612319

Schütze here, checking in from Volgastrand. All 16 LINKY are safe and ready for the singularity, Obergruppenführer

>> No.10612330

>>10612262
fellow colonel
>>10612250
up those numbers rookie
>>10612166
based
>>10612087
foreverever or until lambmoon

>> No.10612333

>>10612319

Congratulations you will have 100K in 2 years.

>> No.10612345

>>10612330

I was responding to buddy. I am a 2LT.

Will buy more end of August

>> No.10612380

>>10612288
Oracles are obscure. Normies can understand:
Currency
Digital Gold
Exchanges
Network for unstoppable apps
Transaction Speeds

Understanding oracles requires at least a passing understanding of why Ethereum doesn't allow contracts to directly reach out to any API on the internet (Determinism).
The normies will get to our understanding soon enough.

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>>10612246
Lieutenant General. Damn so close to being Sergey himself. But I know I am not worthy

>> No.10612392

>>10612262

Sir this is Sergeant Major, just wanted to let you know we got 100% accountability on Link Marines in your brigade, everyone's PT score is through the roof, and no discipline issues to report. Marines are hodling the line.

>> No.10612409

>>10612246
corporal here

>> No.10612416

>>10612392

>everyone's PT score is through the roof

We really need to increase those standards...

>> No.10612435

>>10612388
it cant be that simple though. most of the link holders here are complete fucking retards. fat neckbeards that dream of spending their riches on ladyboys can not possibly understand something better than a decently intelligent redditor.

t. chad with hot wife

>> No.10612534

>>10612435

Or are they larping?
Ass.

>> No.10612578

>>10612333
Checked.

Staff Sergeant reporting in and looking for a promotion soon.

>> No.10612579

2nd lieutenant reporting for duty. Goal is captain. Never selling a single Linky before $50.

>> No.10613674

>>10612246
Major reporting in. When mainnet?

>> No.10614366

>>10612435
Most of them are retards and they will sell somewhere between $0.5 and $5. Just look at bitcoin, the only people still holding from back in the day are people like Voorhese who can see further than the price eoy or even eod

>> No.10614395

captain checking in here. Taking my LINK to the grave unless it hits > $100 in which I'll sell half my stack, and keep the other half for if it reaches $200

>> No.10614421

>>10612380

Just call it "the internet of blockchain". Its close enough, and sounds like a huge fucking deal.

Current dApps are like shitty software written on an old, slow computer with no internet. Computers with no internet are basically useless.

Chainlink connects those computers and dApps through the internet for blockchain, which will let dApps do all the cool shit we keep saying they can do.