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>>10601022
He has to deal with us.

>>10601022
cuz he's a virgin

>>10601022
And really fucking fat too.
I don't know what else you would expect from a philosopher who holds conferences from his porcelain throne in whatever public toilet he can be bothered showing up to, all with a big mac resting on his gunt. He hates his life because all he does is scam people.

He's a scammer and will do anything to get his next Big Mac fix

>>10601022
I saw Sergey at a grocery store in San Fransico yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>10601800
gets me every time

>>10601800
a real hero

>>10601800
HUH HUH UH

>>10601022
>>10601800
I went to the same high school as Sergey Nazarov, I was two years below him and he was the same little faggot back then as he is now. There were a few incidents I remember. Once he hooked up with Fat Kylie during a school excursion at the museum, he licked her out in the bathroom AND she pissed all over him (lol).
He also paid $5 for a handjob on the school bus from a Jewish 7th grade girl (he was a sophomore at the time). She took pics of his dick then told everyone how he had a really small (tiny) limp cock. The girls in my year photocopied the pictures and stuck them up all around the school and changed the computer lab screensavers to pics of his dick. He got suspended for the bus thing for 2 weeks and when he came back everyone would wave their pinky finger at him in the cafeteria. One morning he even cried and ran off because of it and his group of bitches had to go and console him (poor babby). The guy is a total dickwad and fucking loser.
Oh, last two things were rumours but probably true knowing the type of fag he is. First, he got his family's dog to lick dog food off his dick and balls in front of his friends at a sleepover. He also jerked off in front of them out the front of his house under a lamppost (gay). Second was he hurt his dick when he stuck it down the vacuum cleaner hose to the point it was bleeding. His mom found him and had to take him to the ER.
It's good to see he hasn't changed at all and is still a dumb, tryhard little fag.