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+230% since jan club where?

Consider the following:

>>10593812
FIRST FOR SNAP ANXIETY

I can't stop laughing.

TSLA Closing Price: $379.57

>>10593834

>>10593834
A nice +70% day.

Cool Disney dipped, time to buy more. I have a call on ICHR and I'm still holding my HEAR call.

SELL AMD
TOMORROW

>>10593839
He's African so they can't claim racism, checkmate lefties.

Disney and ICHR but earning dips

SNAP! TO THE MOON

>>10593812
TSLA to 410 EOW
Im going to be rich.

>>10593829
this is why i don't buy, but remember TSLA has about 1 million model 3 orders, so if they did manage to fill the orders they'd have about 15 times as much revenue as they do now.
and they can improve margins by not giving away free internet anymore and shit like that

congrats on this VIXcucks

Thank FUCK I stayed out of SNAP

>SNAP at $14.5

oh boy

>when you bought a SNAP strangle so you profit NO MATTER WHAT

WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE FREE MONEY

SNAP SHORTERS WIPED OUT HAHAHAHA
SMALL SPECS

>>10593888
>muh post ER IV crush

>>10593829
At least update the chart

GSKY
MNK
ROAD

All wondrous features in treasure photo. You buy now, before too late!

Snap - 16-17 bn valuation on a company with yearly revenues of 1 bn and which loses subscribers.

What's happening with SNAP

EKSO

https://services.choruscall.com/links/snap1808077FoTlUlU.html

Call starts in 45 minutes

>>10593888
What is your expiration? I moved my 17th to the 24th because the crush was about 25% less

>>10593812

REEEEE ELON IS GOING TO GET SUED AND RAPED IN COURT AND I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO TAKE US TO MARS WITH LE BLACK SCIENCE MAN

>>10593921
Pumping so smart money can get out with minimal losses while millennials pick up the bags because of thots and hot dog golems

>>10593935
wait they havent done the SNAP call yet and it pumped to 14? wtf?

SNAP MOONING!!!

>>10593919
I can't tell if you're trolling the shill or not

>>10593939
The only thing this hambeast overclocks are his GrubHub orders.

>>10593939
Black Science Man openly slandered SpaceX in its early days.
He will be the first to be tried for treason and flushed out of the airlock in the coming Empire.

It...it's gonna crash, right?

(Tell me it's gonna crash...)

>>10593912
I would with my paint.net but I got interview right now; I'll make when I get back in 2 hours.
Or somebody else will beat me to it. Sorry.

>>10593956
HAHAH HOLY SHIT i did not expect that at all. i was gonna tell u guys its gonna fucking crash hard but i been busy playing diablo 2

>elon uses his shares to vote no on the buyout

>>10593935
weekly aug 10
gonna be most volatile and ill be selling at open

DDD TO THE MOON BABYYYYYYYYYY

Welp, SNAP wiped me out. It's been fun friends, I'll see you again in a couple of months.

>>10593971
My $400 in puts are now worthless
KILL ME

>>10593971
Yes, once earnings come in at -.25 a share

hope you bought monthly options, fuck weekly.
might still be a chance for SNAP to tank.

>>10593949
they beat estimates.

>>10593960
>>10593919
GSK looks like a good buy right now. Spiked after positive news yesterday, followed by heavy shorting today which caused it to dip. Once the shorts cover I'm expecting $20 easy.

MNK looks good on fundamentals, but jumping in after a 20% surge today is basically FOMO. Will look for a technical entry opportunity.

ROAD is a meme, and I can't really judge it very well. But in general new companies which dip below IPO prices are good buys as they usually recover. Even absolutely shit stocks like DBX.

To the anon that said he bought snap puts and told me i would be crying after posting my long. better luck next time.

Every earnings season I'm thankful that my cuck broker doesn't give me options on US-traded stocks.

>>10593831
What if I don't and I just got caught up in the memes?

Also should I short CTL? CenturyLink is a bloated garbage company and will "probably" miss their earnings.

>>10593829
>GM founded in 1908
>Ford founded in 1903
>Tesla founded in 2003

After hours action killed all my gains already. Can this earnings period just be over?

>>10594000
Just consider the $400 to be the price of your education in options trading and move on.

>>10594022
Still unprofitable.

>>10593853
>Sell AMD
>He doesn't think AMD is going to 50 bux

>>10594031
That was me, completely wiped out my portfolio. I won't be able to put money back into my account until next semester when I get my next student loan refund. Never stop gambling anons...

i have been justed by DISH, Office depot, and snap.
but Kraft and Hertz were good plays.
Fucking hell.

Paging Baggie, post your SNAPcalls.

Stupid fucking small specs holy shit

>tfw sold calls for puts last minute

>these SNAP people
Cuties

If I just did the opposite option of what my brain told me to do, I would be living under a bridge I bought instead of some crummy freeway underpass.

holy shit I wish I bought snap. I told my boomer parents to buy it but I thought it was a meme.

Sorry you didn't listen to me on closing that SNAP short, hope you enjoy your margin call.

>>10594063
>not just buying a fucking strangle for far less money

>>10594090
Thank you baggy, very cool!

How long does this pony go?

>>10594090
>He thinks I have enough money to trade on margin
Silly baggie.

We live to gamble another day boys. This image is all too real, I can only ever do well when I'm in a losing position.

>>10594090
>he listened to his 7 yo nephew.

>>10594073
>>10594063
Goddamned you shits, I told you to straddle

I hope you guys realize SNAP is just being over valued right now you didnt miss out on a large pump cause that shit is gonna crash way too hard for most to handle.

Might as well call the funeral home if your still in it cause ur about to neck urself by end of week.

>>10593839

I've been telling you fuckers to buy snap calls for three weeks now

I have no reason to come here anymore for awhile. I will genuinely miss you guys. Obsessed kneepad fan signing out...

>EKSO
NOOOOOOO

>>10594120
man what the fuck do you think weekly expiration options are for? I'm not a fucking buy and hold investor

RH gives me after hours trading for free? Should I sell out of SNAP before it goes back down?

>>10594133
>couldnt even outperform rkg
sad

>>10593839
>>10594125

wtf I love Elon now

>>10593990

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>10594133
You'll be back soon. I know your face.

>>10594159
yes take your profits

>Saudi Prince $250M stake in SNAP

>>10594024
MNK P/E ratio still 3 or less after price jump. A 3 P/E ratio with below 1 book to price. What you have lose? You think better investment?

ROAD is meme, but you buy now. Why you want loose golden oxen opportunity????

>>10594159
sell it fast, it's dropping like a rock

SELL SNAP AHHHHHH

>>10594063
sorry anon. I broke even between snap and wtw though.

>>10594159
hold it into Friday

>>10594151
U cant sell them after hours when ER's happen though.

wtf TSLA

What the fuck is ICHR doing. I swear to god just go down, let me take this loss don't play with my heart.

>>10594215
Snap will be up tomorrow, and will likely continue to rise all week.

obviously don't buy shares in fucking Snapchat with the intention of holding them for a year

>>10594215
It let me sell, should’ve done it sooner though

>dr pepper crashes
FUCK
>snapchat moons
Phew
It was a good day today, lets keep it up tomorrow
>>10594133
Sorry my dude, hang in there

>>10594133
NOOOOOOOO T_T those were good times
why did you have blow portfolio

NOOOOOOOOOOO! dont go ;_; me will miissu you T_T !!!!!!!
damn you snap!!!!!

SP500 all time high tommrow, get your hats ready

this shit is such a fucking bubble

>>10594133
>>10594249
He finally got her attention after death.
Sad, really

>>10593863
Don't count your chickens before the 8K.
>90 minute trading halt.
>No one at Tesla besides Elon has spoken about this.
>Elon's jet is gassed up 4000 pounds overweight.

Tetra Bio Pharma update. +16% on the day. No news. It wasn't quite oversold yet, and the chart didn't necessarily call for a bounce up this significant, so there may be some validity to a little rumor I heard. It seems, according to little birdies, that they may be announcing a major distribution deal this week.

It's a secret though.

>>10594062
>check AH price
>19.43, same as previous close
heheheheh

DDD 500% higher than expectations!

>>10594249
Do a fun TA on the last day or week of TSLA. The stock moves make no sense.

>>10594286
This is because of the hype that they're going take the 3d printers away after the blue wave. It's a big nothingburger.

/smg/

>>10594114
Just wanted to say thanks dude, I picked up a call to straddle SNAP on your advice the other day, feeling comfy af right now

>>10594142
It might not be over for EKSO yet. I remember a similar pump last fall where it went from 1 to 2 dollars, pulled back to around 1.70, and then spiked all the way to $4.
I bought in at that 1.7 pullback, but then never sold until like 2.20 after it started dumping.

I doubt it can manage a repeat, but it is possible.

>>10594181
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/07/prince-alwaleed-says-he-has-acquired-a-2point3percent-stake-in-snapchat.html

HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

Well I'm drinking cheap whiskey tonight. I've never gone from up 5% to -1% in less than an hour before, let alone after hours.

Jesus TSLA moved 30m shares today, which is about a fifth of the total o/s. This must be one of the most traded companies right now, relative to it's total float.

Buy SNAP is folly of idle soldier. SNAP is justly persistent in building only zero profit! That is a sucker's game, dude! Sell before it is too late!

SNAP fine on revenue just like FB and Twtr but miss on users just like FB and Twtr yet SNAP moons??

>>10594142
Sunrun poster winning streak and reputation has been destroyed

>>10594233
ICHR needs to hurry up and break $24 so I can close my swing.

>>10594166
>mfw nearly half of my diversity is DDD

>>10594344
god damn sand niggers.

Thoughts on XRAY? Crashed today, its super low.

>>10594344
Saudi princes are famous for their intelligent and tasteful purchases

>>10594332
I lost my first calls on tesla. Held from 315 to 290 on others, buying more entire time. held after earnings pop to 350 down to 340.

Don't blink. This was 70% of savings, with plans to put the rest in if they blew up after. This is not good advice for most people though. I did 24/7 research and investigation into Tesla and trying to figure out psychology of musk. Came to conclusion he had a trump card.

>>10594159

Everyone else did.

WHO MTCH HERE?
I knew it was going to moon when the CEO flexed on Facebook last month.

>>10594064
>pink boomer
Not canon to the official /biz/ lore. Boomer never loses.

Someone asking for me TSLA TA, here it am
Basically saying 380 am the top until 2019

>>10594133
dont give up! these types of losses are the best teacher! me have read hundreds of histories of great traders / investers / hedge fund managers, almost ALL of them went through periods of blowing up portfolios! you will make it if you keep at it ! learn more options techniques for next time you come around like Kelly numbers !!!!!!!

SNAP coming down. Heres the crash boyos

SNAP coming back down lol.
Where are the straddle guys, I guess this wont move much, since users declined.

>>10594369
>be Saudi Oil Sheik
>buy your latest instagram whore
>fuck her and take a dump on her chest
>while you watch her shower her phone goes off
>what in Allah's name is this?
>smol ghost icon
>"white whore, what is this app?"
>Snapchat
>falls in love with it
>acquires it

>>10594362
SNAP is about to get knifed.

>>10594397
just a warning, that 380 top is going to get blown past if the 420 buyout materialized more. In case anyone relies on it.

Muskie mentioning financial recession in earnings call twice, taking Tesla private for a few years
maybe he knows we are at the beginning of a recession or could be soon and knows that a recession could kill a public Tesla

>>10594420
>>10594401
>>10594426
waiting for the call in 10 minutes. It'll move, donchu worry straddle boys

>>10594421
kek

Whats the verdict on SNAP? can’t watch earnings call but showing they beat earnings estimates

>>10594432
my 1 call is hoping for it....
or rip 1k premium

How do you even profit with TSLA? Is the stock price gonna increase to $4200 if it increases 10x in value?

>>10594397
-_-
here same chart zoomed in 1 min
yellow line at top same line

it bounced off that line pretty well
we'll see if it breaks past this line, me doubt it

>>10594370
>Several billions in intangibles listed as assets
>barely turns a profit
>dentistry as a legitimate profession
>CEO has a serial killer name and isn't even a dentist
>negative EPS
>2 year old company

Hard pass.

>>10594459
none yet

need conference call

>>10594498
>>10594432
oops me quoted self >_> here

>>10594459
SNAP is MTCH for sandniggers and poor people.

>>10594498
People are still shocked and emotional. Just a few support pieces to the $420 buyout narrative and it breaks.

>>10594133
hey, wyd?

>>10594455
I could see it. Spy is probably going to hit ath tomorrow and then drop within two weeks. And supposedly that's 6-12 months ahead if a recession indicator. I'd be sad if the bull comes to an end but I also wouldn't mind some discounts. The justing I'm getting right now makes me wonder.

>>10594486
Trader is 1-6 months
Investor is longer

>>10594498
how you get those lines to change color when they cross over? what code, or function, does that?

heheeh https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/07/reuters-america-short-seller-jim-chanos-says-short-position-is-best-thing-going-for-tesla--cnbc.html

wow that disney recovery

The biggest indication of a coming recession would be a blue wave in November.

>>10594582
Disney's earning call must be GOAT or investors are being retarded.

>this guy on the call talking is killing the price

lmao

>>10594610
liberal super PACs are buying up all the cheap stock

>>10594365

>Emerging markets bags ate all my US stock gains

>>10594603
Why do you have such a hard-on for a blue wave?

>>10594629
Dec 13th?

SNAP users down, and I bet dumbasses still eat it up

Argh, go down you shitty hypestock

>>10594664
No particular significance.

>>10594527
the 420 narritive is comic book like

"380" ceiling comes from OBV vs Accumulation Distribution
its basically painting narrative that TSLA has been in long term downtrend volume wise

there simply ARENT ENOUGH stocks left for TSLA to sell for it to break 380

(me not really know though)

daily reminder that we have begun the new technological era and there will never be another recession again

>he fell for the bear crash meme

>>10594677
>>10594664
I'll fix it to >current day though.

>>10594603
I don’t see that. But a recession will come, Trump can’t prevent that. I secretly hope that he can torture the Chinese markets to let money flood into American markets, keep the bull running, Trump gets re-elected and when the Democratic president is elected the stock market plunges to depths unknown before

Back in the green by a whooping .2%. I'll take it, but really I can't take this rollar coaster. I'll check after after hours for fucks sake.

>>10594679
WTF why are Tesla options disabled on robinhood?

who here /420/?

>>10594486
Short term? Buy now, sell at 420.

The beauty of the buyout plan is that it's essentially already paid for by existing shorts. I've seen a lot of arguing about secured financing, but with the current level of TSLA shorting it actually doesn't even matter. Imagine:
1.) `20% of TSLA holders decide to accept cashout at $420
2.) >25% of float is short currently
3.) New private structure will not allow shorts - Limited buying/selling windows and the new structure has a clause to prevent owners from lending their shares or some shit.

For every current holder deciding to cash out, there's at least one trapped short who will be forced to buy their shares for more.
I'm sure Musk is well aware of the math given various outcomes and expected sellers himself. It's actually genius - though I do question the legality of the plan, if TSLA can go 'private' without any actual changes in ownership, what would prevent every other company from doing the same. It would be the end of shorting.

Of course, the actual fundamentals of TSLA are a dumpster fire so make sure to get out before it actually goes private, unless you want to lock in on years of underperformance with limited windows to sell.

>>10594572
well, the equation comes from fractal resonance of lazy bear's wave trend,

it looks something like this
wt_color1 = wtColor(wta_1,wtb_1)
wt_color2 = wtColor(wta_2,wtb_2)
wt_color4 = wtColor(wta_4,wtb_4)
wt_color8 = wtColor(wta_8,wtb_8)
wt_color16 = wtColor(wta_16,wtb_16)
wt_color32 = wtColor(wta_32,wtb_32)
wt_color64 = wtColor(wta_64,wtb_64)
wt_color128 = wtColor(wta_128,wtb_128)

then you basically just

p1=plot(emaF1, title="Fast EMA 1", style=line, linewidth=2, color=wt_color1,transp=10)

and it magically works

If you think the battle of Tesla is actually over, the fact of the matter remains that a sand nigger or slant eye buy out of said company would be the final nail in the coffin. Also their retarded CEO is going to have lawyers up his ass for the rest of the year now.

>>10594459

MOON

I'll let you know what you missed out on at the open tomorrow. Until then, please, hold your bags.

>>10594719
me have no clue how this working
pretty sure some people are going to jail x.x

>mfw SNAP opens tomorrow at $13

>>10594632
Replace "Endoh" with "Rothschild" or "Bogdanoff," and that would be the perfect representation of nearly every Anon in /biz/.

>>10594699
what's your next pick ratsu? Is GIS still BUY?

>>10594084
>Telling others to invest in something you don't

And Snaps in the red after being up 11 percent.

>>10594632
It will happen. Just a matter of time. ER coming up. Sentiment on AMAT and LRCX has already shifted bullish these last two weeks. Same should happen to ICHR.

>>10594771
They pumped it then made it so we can't short it?
Fucking Elon

>>10594758
that talaweed sand nigger should have bought tesla instead of snap

SNAP RED

>>10594778
>Wake up in the morning.
>-$2 pre-market
>Phew
>Shoots up to $13 after the bell

Wouldn't be the first time I started googling for nice gutters to pass out drunk in.

>>10594810
ER was a flop the call just ended

>>10594829
lmao

>Snap green to red

>Disney red to green

>>10594829
NO MY GAINS NO NO NO NO

>>10594829
!!!!!!

Nice scare tactics SNAP

>>10594829
>when SNAP hits 14.8 only to go RED

>>10594829
IT'S GOOD EITHER WAY

>>10594854
bring back that one dude who said he lost everything

>>10594863
Too late, hes already dead

>>10594800
For the short term, no GIS is no longer a buy
for the next few years? Yes it will double in price

My shorter term current swing pick is CBOE

Pajeet needs to drop that amazon word if he wants to save the stock

>>10594063
You may be alive buddy

What? Why is SNAP going down? Did they not use their filters on the earnings call or something?

>>10594878

>>10594878
When has SNAP gone up? It's a shit tier stock as well as a shit tier app

Heh, >>10593973
the crash has only just begun

>>10594878
The whole call was the sounds of a hot dog kicking the shit out of somebody

WTF snap deleet thius

>SNAP red
>DIS green
lmao

>>10594878

So how about long term profits with Tesla? I could sell now and make profit but I bought imagining the long run and the future of the car industry. I don't need the money now.

Honestly how likely do you think it is tesla will hit 410 in the next 30 days?

>>10594836
Odd my broker had it listed for later this week. Good to know though, thanks. Was the call really bad or something?
Based on the immediate numbers, its still looking at a forward P/E around 5.

SNAP from up 12% AH now down to -3% what a rollercoaster.

Is it because pic related? Why is earningwhispers expected EPS so much different from consensus anyways?

>>10594917
looks good imo

>>10594947
very good. I think the 420 price on private is legitimate. I'm assuming most won't need the buyout.

>>10594826
>people complain about new snapchat update
>decide to invest in it despite custimers being upset
Serves that retarded prince right for being a retard.

>>10594898
More like based Kaiji "Anon" Ito kicking a stupid Saudi Prince, stealing all of his money, and then losing all of his earnings by spending it in the gambling apocalypse.

lol that guy killed himself

>>10594971
>12.35 print

in the shitter she goes

>>10594977
basically the stock of tesla being traded doesn't represent the HODL people in the stock. I think they get hyped up by seeing it rise too. Probably wont have to buy out many people.

>>10593812
Stop shilling these shitty KYC exchanges, nobody is gonna give over their ssn, mmn, and a selfie of them holding their id just to trade stocks in 2018.
1Broker you can trade stocks with crypto with NO KYC BULLSHIT.

>>10595013
>1Broker.com is operated by 1pool Ltd., a corporation registered in the Republic of the Marshall Islands.
lmao

>>10594994
-5% now and diving further.

I might actually make a profit on my puts lol

RIP to the guy that bought calls on Snap. Stop messing around with these internet meme stocks. They're not profitable.

>>10595029
Oh God is it? Fucking lmao. The republic of scam island is always good for a laugh. How many "shipping" companies are based out of there again?

>>10595031
No, in the next 25 minutes it will be green again!!!

>>10595058
I’m long the stock. I don’t play options. I should have sold at 10% but I’ll have my day again soon

Hey there buddy, you're supposed to be going down. You can stop that now.

>>10595086
It honestly might

might not get IV crushed after all

>>10595070
Takes me back. DRYS was a hell of a meme.

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SNAP I WANT OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER

SNAP heading back to the green
A new Hope

>it's at 13 again
i can't take this rollercoaster

>>10594741
A million thank yous waifu , I'll have to try it out when I get home from voting

>>10595116
It's so snapstraddle memes can be fucked in the ass too.
It will open flat and stay that way for the week.

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

(((They))) want every meme option buyers to lose money ?
Remember who sell those memes...

Can this shit just give up and due already, like we all know it eventually will?

SNAP WTF!!!’

>>10594948
Nothing bad, but the stock is down 5% in after hours so my call is poopy now.

>>10593830
I won't sleep tonight. It was a last minute decision to throw my liquid cash into it at 13.05 and hope for the best.

>>10593944
dog golems?

>>10595138
Sounds reasonable. Jews were created to troll Anons. That's what my years o 4chan has taught me.

SNAP TOUCHED GREEN

SNAP sees users drop during world cup (shows hot dawg emoji).
asked x3 to provide any guidance on daily active users. (hot dog emoji with mustard).

GO HOME SNAP, YOURE DRUNK

NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE WOULD CARE IF YOU DIED

how is after market trading legal

It...it's just another pump...r-right guize?

>>10595139
One heck of an AH roller coaster.
I think the original intention for companies to release results AMC to prevent these kind of large erratic price movements has largely been defeated now. You have to do it the berk way and release results over the weekend.

I only use Snapchat to stalk my friends on the map when i "accidentally" run into them in the club. Dead app.

>>10595211
IM SO CONFUSRD

Option sellers gonna win on SNAP, I call it

>>10595070
Marshall Islands is really a strange place. They have almost no copyright law and all that. Yet they are US protectorate

It was foretold you dumb faggots

>>10595211
Honestly, I think it may just end up trading flat and all you small specs will get absolutely JUSTed by the IVs on your options.

I hope this be a lesson at least. Don't ever buy high IV options going into earnings thinking its somehow "safe".

>>10595150

>>10595222
You arent alone

>>10595013
>1Broker

Get on that HMNY! They will explode soon. I know it

Haha guys crypto is way too volatile, there's no wh-
>SNAP

>>10594603
baggie is right and the selloff probably happens the day after midterms. the golden bull happened right after the election because corps and investors knew the tax bill was happening.

SNAP open green tomorrow or someone is going to pay

>tfw I lost so much money on crypto there was no way I was touching SNAP

Goodnight, /smg/.

with the rise of retail in options people could take advantage selling calls and then keeping it flat for a week.

>>10595286
But it didn't move

>>10595316
Sleep tight!

>>10595316
Night night! Also watching snap flicker between green and red is hilarious

>Exited my SNAP straddle right before opens because I had a bad feeling out it.
Whew, glad that worked out.

>>10595316
Sleep well :)

>stocks of 10B+ companies behaving like shitcoins

Buying puts on Bank of America tomorrow, robintrack has spoken

>>10595385
>claims he will stop gambling and hold buffet stocks
>shorts buffet stocks

>>10595385
>>10595408
Based comfer vacillating on his decisions every three days like clockwork

>>10595408
>>10595416
I'm only gambling with a little bit of money this time, not all of it!!!
Pic related is my experimenting project trading on patterns on robintrack

>>10595385
B of A confirmed buy

>>10595453
Um actually my method worked a total of once, which is 100% of the time.
Therefor I'm a super pro

>>10595371
Seriously, isn't this whole situation kinda, uh, bad?

Big bear inbound

>>10595477
Now even comfy is betting against me

>>10595446
I hope you lose everything

>>10595513
You two are best friends! He has to stop!

>>10595416
It am hard
The call of gamble a strong hatsu, like woman in heat

>>10595295
They're losing users. SNAP open red.

>>10595371
Legitimately laughed out loud.

Just since nobody said it lol PZZA. Those people are absolutely defeated, this company is worth 12 dollars end of year. Buy Dec 22.5 put lottos for sick gains.

Another good short imo is BLNK, if Tesla ends up getting sued for some insane amount and/or Musk gets thrown into prison that is half the entire reason to buy BLNK gone right there (hint: the buyout).

Also for a super long I just love ETSY, its really becoming a lifestyle brand for millennials, can really see it hitting 100 by 2020.

>>10595513
>>10595528
Sorry best friend, I'll let you live in my guest house after I /make it/. I'll buy you Japanese hookers too! I will hire everyone on /smg/ and we can have orgies and read picture books together
>>10595521
I will succeed, and because you are my favorite poster, I am not offended

>>10595547
I don't want the orgies or hookers, but I will enjoy the picture book reading.

>>10595566
And we can eat smores by the campfire!

>>10595547
Hire me please :)

i bought snap puts and am very amused by todays events

>>10595547
Gibs job pls

>>10595127
omg kek it way harder than that, just showing basic method
you need the fractal resonance code and the color scheme code...

will walk you through it if you ever get back, it very easy and neat trick for learn

>>10595585
>>10595597
Yis we all work at Autism Incorporated.
I must go wageslave now to raise capital

>>10595547
Can you please explain your method? Is it the most traded on Robinhood or something? Then you put?

>>10595608
I’m wage slaving right now, I feel that
Good luck at work

I already miss comfy

>>10595631
You see how on some stocks the number of robinhood owners seems to inverse the value of the stock? It sort of looks like a double helix or a caduceus. Comfy thinks he can effectively inverse the opinion of the average robinhood user to score a profit.

>>10595671
but the number of users holding doesn't change much desu

divs investor here, anyone got a good growth div stock with a 3+% dividend. I have over 15 positions but just trying to see what smg thinks has good future growth potential

>>10595690
That's why it won't work :D

>>10595643
Filtered

Reminder that whoever believe in Chinese stats are fool
>Total vegetable production in China have already reached 0.6 tons per capita per year (1.6kg per day)
>Barely any export or discarding or reprocessing which implies most are directly consumed
That's outright fraud

>>10595671
it worked for GPRO, TSLA, MU

>>10595671
This is just people buying low and selling high.

>>10595697
CY is just below 3% and looks to have a lot of potential growth

>>10595697
OHI has treated me very well both on growth and dividends. I made an excel spreadsheet for grading dividend stocks based on potential return and general statistics off Yahoo Finance that has helped a lot

>>10595735
I fucking love CY. They've been paying down their debt and all the moves their CEO made are finally paying off. They also pay a comfy div

My rent is due friday.

I put my last 100 dollars on a 12.5 snapchat put

I need 400 for rent

How fucked am I?

>>10595756

>>10595756
Can you ask mommies for milkies?

>snapstraddlers all get WRECKED

>>10595756
If you go through RH you're 100% fucked unless you have a cash account.

>>10595723
actually GPRO buyers look like /SMART MONEY/
no bag holder here

wish could see Robinhood tracker on BTC x.x

>>10595756
Ill loan you the 400$ but it has a compounding interest rate of 5% per day

>>10595756
If you're not lapping you're in trouble. Why would you do that?
>>10595790
Not me lol, I sold mine at 9:00 for a profit

good thing my stock is popular in both app form and website form. why are people buying snap when is just an app?

>>10595756
ask your landlord how many blowjobs counts as $400

but just a heads up it's probably gonna be like twenty

>>10595756

>>10595831
HMNY might take you up on that.

>>10595608
Enjoy wagie
Ill be taking a golden bull nap after my golden bull lunch

>>10595873
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Not hank you sir, My gf told me if i ever bought shares in HMNY i need to move all of her stuff out cause ill be single when im done going broke.

>>10595735
>>10595736
thanks frens

>>10595863
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

>>10595756
>gambling with money needed for necessary costs
anon you're a degenerate

heres a rule for me:

Paycheck 1
1st $ goes to ensuring rent is paid
2nd $ goes to ensure my car is paid
3rd $ goes to ensure I have food
4th $ goes to pay off my credit card
5th $ goes to my brokerage account

Paycheck 2
1st $ goes into savings
2nd $ goes into brokerage
3rd $ goes to hookers and blow

Rinse and repeat.

>>10595963
NEW
>>10595963
NEW

>>10595831
I did the math for lulz, this is holding for a year with no payments


>>10595964
Dude you can wait like an hour for the thread to sink.

>>10595538
Eh. Maybe. They improved massively over Q1 despite the 2% user loss. Prince is also a vote of confidence. It’s a meme tech stock, expect $490 tomorrow.

>>10596028