/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Oh...Hai waigie. I am writing this thread at nearly 3 in the morning. You must be having nightmares currently while I am playing fortnite, interacting with teenage girls on social apps and gambling on bitmex. Life is good the way things are going.

You will wake up to this thread on monday morning, dreaded about your past due rent, empty fridge because of your loans, your wife as useless as modern women, you are trapped in the system mr. waigie. Mr. Goldenburgstien is very disappointed at your performance and expects you to turn the company at profit by next quarter or he will have a long talk to you. Your boss knows you are replaceable at anytime, he doesn't care about your life 'struggles' at home waigie, hes out bossing you around at his private island. So please take your time to think about your life choices while you commute with your fellow waigies on your way to your cubicle, stuck in the polluted freeway parking lot that isnt moving because your waigie soldier couldnt take it anymore today. He crashed on the median barrier, speeding along to enjoy his last moments of adrenaline rush life and killed himself.